HSG - Homestuck General

Prune me once, 5hame on you ed1t1on
dead 5e551on

anon5, check your mailboxe5. 5burb i5 fucking here!

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UNCUT LE1J0N C0CK

they're do1ng everyth1ng they can to block my cat v1deo becau5e 1t awaken5 the turd eye known a5 the p1n1l1an gland, watch before 1t5 too late. we are anomalou5, we do not forge, we do not defeated, we come all we come ONE.

http5://www.youtube.com/5hort5/lVyWO70eUvg

why 4re we being purged on Anon Babble of 4ll pl4ces

W3 4R3 4LL T3R3ZI

I miss HSG

W3'r3 not, that wa5 a natural d3l3tion. Anon Babble i5 moving v3ry fa5t, and if you can't g3t bump3d you'll fall off in about 2 minut35.

I g07 a p0s7 dele7ed f0r sugges7ing m0ving fr0m ac0 70 7rash a few years back

th1s would b3 p3rf3ct 1f sh3 d1dnt hav3 a p3n1s

holy 5h1t 1'm dumb
1 thought 1t wa5 5em1 h1dden becau5e 1 couldn't f1nd 1t on the ma1n home page
good po1nt thank you

7here'5 a dude who edi75 7he cock5 ou7 nicely on 7he aco 7hread

every p05t acr055 the 5ite n0w ha5 a typing quirk

new m0d5 are h0me5tuck5 c0nfirmed?

Don't forg3t your m4st3r.

1T'S WH4T TH3Y D3S3RV3

cool be4ns

dvd3 1 l0v3 7yp1ng qv1rks

Hu22ii3, wh3r32 my niigga 20llux?

Som3on3 scratch th3 w3bs1t3, 1ts fuck3d.

Th3 4pril fool's d4y pr4nk w4s just turning us into trolls

God d4mmit

Brutal, but surpr1s1ngly well pa1nted.

first it w4s Anon Babble, th3n it w4s Anon Babble, 4ft3r c4m3 Anon Babble. now 3v3ryon3 is forc3d to quirktyp3. this 4pril fools just k33ps g3tting b3tt3r 4nd b3tt3r

Vince you done did it 4g4in.

1 g0tta re1terate 1 really l0ve xen0pav1l1a's stuff
1t's really n1ce

all w3 g0t is a katana fr0m Anon Babble
I d0n't f33l lik3 g0ing t0 g3t th3 n33dl3s

Is that y0u, Andr3w? Is this m3?

1n that case we are fucked, screwed and qu1te poss1bly suckers.

If th3y dr3w OC 5hit (which I'm pr3tty 5ur3 th3y don't), I'd commi55ion th3 5hit out of th3m.

Andr3w, I can't and won't mak3 this any simpl3r for you.

You fail3d at lif3. You fail3d. Wh3n on3 thinks of what man is capabl3 of, pushing hims3lf to th3 limits physically, m3ntally and 3motionally to achi3v3 h3ights of succ3ss n3v3r b3for3 m3ntion3d, your nam3 will not b3 whisp3r3d in th3 sam3, r3v3r3nt fashion that oth3rs hav3.

Nobody will r3m3mb3r Andr3w Hussi3. You ar3n't 3v3n a h3ad3r or a foot3r in th3 car33r of som3on3 3ls3. You ar3 nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you ar3 an 3normous failur3.

Andr3w, b3ing that you'r3 about 35 y3ars old and your brain has probably hard-wir3d its3lf to acc3pt such failur3s by now and writ3 off such criticism by b3ing "flippant", r3ally sugg3sts that you'v3 pass3d b3yond th3 prov3rbial br3aking-point. Th3r3's no turning back. This is your car33r, this is what d3fin3s you and this is what you'll d3f3nd to th3 3nd.

Th3 abhorr3nt failur3 that is MS Paint Comics, Andr3w Hussi3, that is your l3gacy.

Mayb3 I'm ov3r-r3aching, how3v3r. Who knows? P3opl3 CAN chang3. Mayb3 you'll r3ad this, Andr3w, and think long and hard about what a wast3ful lif3 you'v3 l3d. Mayb3 you'll think, "wow. It's incr3dibl3 just how abysmal and path3tic I r3ally AM!" Mayb3 you'll lift som3 w3ights in th3 morning. Mayb3 you'll tak3 a s3lf-h3lp class.

Mayb3 in a coupl3 of y3ars, Andr3w, you'll hav3 l3arn3d from this failur3. I doubt it, though.

I g3nuin3ly doubt it.

Now 3xcus3 m3, I hav3 to work on Und3rtal3 2. My accountant 3stimat3s ov3r sixty million dollars in sal3s.

I n3v3r r3alis3d how much I miss3d talking about Hom3stuck shit until now. Anyon3 3ls3 f33ling th3 sam3 way in this mom3nt?

right here 4non

I legi7 jus7 c4n’7 express how much I missed 7his vibe in gener4l. 4ll 7he ch4os 4nd fin4lly discussing my f4vori7e gener4l wi7h my people.

I fucking love 7his d4y.

4ndrew Hu55ie’5 Home5tuck i5 4 m45terful 4nd wildly inventive work th4t pu5hed the bound4rie5 of 5torytelling, blending webcomic5, 4nim4tion, mu5ic, 4nd inter4ctive element5 in 4 w4y th4t felt truly 4he4d of it5 time. With it5 intric4te plot, rich ch4r4cter development, 4nd 5ign4ture mix of 4b5urd humor 4nd deep emotion4l re5on4nce, Home5tuck c4ptiv4ted 4n entire gener4tion of f4n5. Hu55ie’5 4bility to we4ve together complex n4rr4tive thre4d5 while m4int4ining 4 di5tinct 4nd 5elf-4w4re voice i5 nothing 5hort of brilli4nt. The 5heer 4mbition 4nd cre4tivity behind the comic cement it5 pl4ce 45 4 l4ndm4rk in internet culture, 4nd it5 influence c4n 5till be felt 4cro55 v4riou5 medi4 tod4y.

that'5 unfortunat3, but i'm thankful for what w3 hav3

Bas3d. 1t's a bl3ss1ng and a curs3 that h3's mostly s1d3l1n3d

it'5 been pretty fun, been 4 minute 5ince the l45t home5tuck thre4d i've joined

I didn'7 like Megidochan all 7ha7 much, and 7he average 7wi7ter user isn'7 grea7, so shi7 7alking here is nice, even if fu7a isn'7 my 7hing.

there wa5 a home5tuck general 1n Anon Babble le55 than a week ago

guy5
I n3v3r got pa5t act 5 or wh3n3v3r ro53 and john w3r3 on th3 5hip5

I7's mos7ly jus7 an assump7ion on my par7, bu7 h3y. I hav3n'7 s33n OC s7uff from 7h3m.

Terezi big cock

R4di47ion webcomic, R4di47ion gener4l. Like i7 or no7, Homesissies.

1've seen th0se bef0re, but 1've 0nly been able t0 catch 0ne.

Als0 fuck man 1'm learn1ng t0 parse leetspeak aga1n. 1 haven't read th1s sh1t s1nce 1 last read the c0m1c.

ROS3 AND JAD3 AND ALL TH3 OTH3R HUMANS FOR THAT MATT3R AR3 PVR3BLOOD3D ARYANS NOT BROWN!!!!!!!!!!

h0mestuck secret l4ir is re4l 4nd c0ming

/c0/ als0 been hav1ng them m0re lately.

W3 N33D 4 N3W H0M3

The hell??? Y0u just left me in the vrisk4 titty thre4d??

Jad3'5 hair i5 lit3rally black though?

As long as 7hey ge7 7he haircu7s and general design righ7, I don'7 care.

well maybe y0u can, s0me0ne p0sted a sfw c0mm1ss10n 0f the1r 0c fr0m xen0 0n redd1t a year ag0 apparently

J4D3 IS 4LPINID TH3Y'R3 STILL 4RY4N

Execu7e 7he c0de

QU1CK! FUCK M4RRY CULL

M3OWM3OWM3OWM3OWM3OWM3OW

I'm g0nna l00k int0 that, getting 50me N5FW 5hit fr0m them w0uld be t0p tier.

Y0ur f0rtune: 0utl00k g00d

Fuck 7erezi
Marry Vriska
Cull Kanaya

cull vrh1skers, fuck dragons, marry kan

fuck k4n4y4, m4rry 7erezi, cull vrisk4

ge7 away from my w1fe

Ge7 fucked BY Vr1ska, ge7 7aken on as a f1lthy whore by 7erez1 and cull Kanaya.

1m try1ng, but 1t5 refu51ng to be executed.

I h0pe I can have wha7 7hey had s0meday bef0re I gr0w 700 0ld.

kissaradiakissaradiakissaradiakissaradiakissaradiakissaradiakissaradiakissaradia

SH3 D1D NOTH1NG WRONG B3S1D3S B31NG HOT

Fuck:

Aranea.

Marry:

Fefer1.

Cull

Sn0wman

Wow, pulls of the sh4rp p1xels qu1te well.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh gg d5f5ddc

I used t0 self insert 4s S0llux in 4r4s0l l0l.

FUCK M3ULIN
MARRY ARADIA
CULL M33NAH

FA7
FUCKING
SPID3R
7A7S

4RE THERE 4NY OTHER HOMESTUCK THRE4DS 1'M M1SS1NG OR 1S TH1S 1T

Thi5 l00k5 like Picturd art, where'5 the dick?

ReM1NdEr To K1Ll YoUr LoCaL eQu1u5fAg5

FUCK YOU HUSS1E YOU B17CH

Th3r3 was th3 on3 on Anon Babble, 1t ran s1d3 by s1d3 w1th th3 Anon Babble on3

FUCK YOU 7OO

h3y :)
look 4t this pictur3, ok4y?

N0t 4 f4n desu. I've seen better pr0spitcest

th3r3'5 r9k thr3ad5

OH 5HIT, i lo5t track of what board5 ar3 5till up aft3r Anon Babble di3d

Kn33L 7O 7H3 SuP3RiOr Mo7h3rFuCkInG cLoWn HoRs3bOy HoNk :o)

In my 455hole of cour5e

1 want to do unsp3akabl3 th1ngs to tuna

thr3ad th3m3
y0utub3.c0m/watch?v=X0FbJll0mC0
actually, th3 quirktyping will pr0bably fuck this 0n3 up

I've g0t a mituna c0splay, I wish s0me0ne w0uld d0 that t0 me

NOOOOOOOOOO

8ra7ty vri5ka need5 rape correc7ion...

I need rape c0rrecti0n FR0M Vriska.

1 need f4t troll t1ts stuffed 1nto 4 chest b1nder

0kay I 7hink we all need 70 calm d0wn a bi7, alrigh7? I d0n'7 wan7 any 0f 7his a7ti7u7e leaking back in70 7he regular /c0/ and /ac0/ 7hreads

7ha7's gem1n1 power r1gh7 7here

h0mes7uck reference in minecraf7

we have sh007ers everywhere

u damn right!

pes7erchum is real
h7tps://www.pes7erchum.xyz/

H1s ha1r 1s so cut3. 1 n33d to f1gur3 out how to styl3 my w1g to b3 mor3 l1k3 1t

j4ne 5hould be f4tter

1ve played m1necraft f0r as l0ng as 1 can remember and 1 have never seen that bef0re... care t0 expla1n?

the leetspeak is perfect f0r a h0mestuck thread

new 4pril fools sn4psho7 is 4 roguelike mode wi7h 4 skill 7ree

Y3AH I U53D TO B3 A POW3RFUL- H3IR OF DOOM- TWO FOLD DOOM- BUT TH3 WHOL3 WORLD THOUGHT I WA5 A T33N5Y BRLRLBRLLRLRL

wh3n th3 d3p4rtm3nt of 3ffici3ncy com3s to your bo4rd

Is this th3 most 4ctiv3 on3?

1nherently 1t must be, Anon Babble 1s g01ng s0 bl1nd1ngly fast that 1t's a red queen's race.

wha7 was 17
been real for a ho7 m1nu7e
17s jus7 1rc 11rc

spend the m0rning enj0ying p0nies being leg4l 0n my b04rd

spend the evening l00king 4t uncut c0cks with typing quirks

it's been 4 g00d d4y

is 7his a Anon Babble x 7hing?

I7 all c0mes full circle

yes

D4RK R053/GR33N 5UN

n0 quirk

h0w

4lrigh7, guys, I 7hink I'm done for 7od4y. I hope 7he Anon Babble mods don'7 ins74n7ly dele7e 7he homes7uck 7hre4d 7omorrow

1've already 1nformed the mod5 about the planned thread and they have told me they w1ll act accord1ngly. Home5tuck 15 NOT allowed on Anon Babble, l1ke 1t or not.

IMAGINE THE ERP

Why th3 fuck did you do th4t? You'r3 4 f4ggot, you know?

M4n, th4t sucks. 0h, well, see y4 0n /4c0/ then. Let's t4lk m0re 4b0ut middle 4ged vrisk4 t0m0rr0w

It'5 the rule5, buddy.

re4lly n1ce p1c, do you h4ppen to know the 4rt1st?

He won.

Be1ng a sn17ch-ass b17ch 1s no7 1n 7he rules.

wannabe janny

please say apr1l fools r1ght now

Stril0nder.
x.c0m/stril4l0nder/medi4?l4ng=en
b4r44g.net/@stril0nder/medi4
Y0u'll h4ve t0 c0rrect f0r the filter 4s necess4ry.

tho5e early [5] fla5he5 were 5o fuck1ng k1no bro5..

4pril f00l

jame5?

th4nk you 4non

ALL OF YOU ARE FAGGOT5

Tell us s0mething we d0n't kn0w

mos7 of 7he porn is s7r4igh7

R0s3 and R0xy 0yak0d0n

Nic3

lov u too <3

what do you m3an, th3s3 ar3 all lad13s h3r3, and tuna (pract1cally a g1rl)

phew, y0u had me g0ing there an0n

Why is hom3s7uck g37ting popular again? I7’s sligh7ly l3ss d3ad 7han i7 was a f3w y3ars ago

7fw y0u'll never ge7 r0ughly raped in every h0le by a xen0pavilia girl

sad 7imes

tiktok

s4m3 4nsw3r 4s for 3v3ry f4ndom

entire thre4d is full of fut4 4nd r4pe g4rb4ge

tr00ns

D0N'7 W0RRY AN0N, IN HEAVEN Y0U'LL BE DEEP DICKED BY ALL 7HE S7INKY XEN0 GIRLS Y0U WAN7
i swear i7 0n my s0ul

http5://youtu.b3/MBLb5QwilWc?5i=G1MfvpPX3mCUJlBP

That's th3 dr3am, r3ally.... 1 can also only hop3 that th3y'll som3how all b3 abl3 to manhandl3 m3 w1th no 3ffort and call m3 all sorts of f1lthy nam3s.

dumbass

try posting it in th3 n4m3 fi3ld

ju5t r3plac3 th3 55 with 55 and th3 3 with an 3 r3tard

pos7 some kino 7hen sissy boy

you want it, it'5 your5, 5uch i5 th3 kingdom of h3av3n

gets the same qu1rk tw1ce 1n a r0w

0 1 am laff1n

1 was n7a

Y0ur f0r7une: Very Bad Luck

sorry i didn't sav3 that karkat f3minization comic for you johnny-boy

5orry my 4dvice cur5ed you

would though

when will hussie p0st c4n0n size vrisk4

Y0ur f0r7une: Be7ter n07 7ell y0u n0w

1 l0ve the way the l1ttle grub n1ggas l00k

Kys 7roon

Som37im3s 7h3 wors7 luck is 7h3 lucki3s7, and som37im3s i7’s dis7ribu73d

un1ron1cally sam3

Who 7he fuck is &quo7;Hussie&quo7;?

Damn, heaven make i7 ac7ual rape? 7ha7'5 impre55ive.

post more l4londes

of course, jesus forgives you for your sins

W47CH3D Y0U 6UY5 637 84NN3D FR0M /C0/ 84CK 1N 7H3 D4Y. 1 W45 1N FR0Z3N 63N3R47, W3 D1DN'7 L457 MUCH L0N63R.
574Y W4RM

spooky

Bu7 wh1ch of 7he xeno g1rls would be 7he bes7 a7 rap1ng, 1 wonder?

JOHN 1S BU1LT FOR FUT4 ON M4LE 4ND BE1NG PUT 1N H1S PL4CE BY TH1CK G1RLCOCK.

idk but nepet4 hunt5 4nd e4t5 4nim4l5 5o 5he h45 th4t going for her

how do i ge7 a homes7uck gf in curren7 year, fandom is deader 7han a doornail

f1nd a femboy and 1n7roduce 7hem 7o homes7uck

ky5

Would you a 5lampig co5play3r?

7h3r3's no rap3 in 7his 7hr3ad wha7 ar3 you 7alking abou7

A7 7his poin7 in my lif3? Sur3

4ny girl th4t’5 into nerdy intere5t5 could prob4bly get into home5tuck. 4nd then you h4ve the joy of w4tching 5omeone re4d it for the fir5t time

1 prefer the th1nner 0nes

abs0lut3ly

I did man, and wi7h a 73r3zi cosplay3r 7o boo7. S7ill go7 7h3 pic7ur3s.
Man I miss h3r.

Sh3 wasn't a slampig. Sh3 was s0 s0 cut3. I miss h3r h0rribly.

1 m1ss Anon Babble :(

mi55 thi5, bitch

I kind of w4n7 7o ge7 4r7 of my f4n7roll ge7ting fucked by 4 c4non 7roll.

0nly if th3y lik3 t0 piss th3ms3lv3s

1 f1nd the fact that the Pyrope5 are Toby’5 favor1te troll5 pretty 1ntere5t1ng

P1crel

Pyrope5 are the only enem1e5 1n Undertale to be an expl1c1t H5 reference (or 1f they aren’t, they are THE mo5t obv1ou5 one)

Wh1le people l1ke to compare 5u51e and Vr15ka, 5u51e 15 ab5olutely more adjacent to Terez1

Undertale 1n general be1ng completely def1ned by every cho1ce you make a5 a player and the ju5t1f1cat1on5 beh1nd them, mak1ng 1t a M1nd player’5 dream

Why are you be1ng so mean, asshole

How do 1 copy Xenopav1l1a's s7yle? 17's so damn ho7

A lo7 of prac7ice bu7 I agree. I7'5 no7 a 57yle I would per5onally wan7, 7hough

ju57 a bi7 of april fool5 mi5chief anon

d0n’t pee 0n that tree, assh0le

I 4lw4ys believed th4t him putting 4lphys 4nd Undyne in w4s Spider8re4th wish fulfillment, especi4lly with 4lphys origin4lly being 4 guy. He's got 4 b4sed t4ste in trolls though, I hope he got some cospl4yer pussy b4ck in the d4y.

7oby is 7oo much of 4 re74rded lef7is7 crybully 7o 4ppreci47e Vrisk4.

WH47 4R3 Y0U W4171NG F0R 4N0N?

No7h1ng's go1ng 7o come ou7 of 7here, r1gh7?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Anyone got the pu55y ed1t?

5l33ping nic3 and d33p for Vri5ka...

vrisk4 just needs to get dicked down

Yesssss :3

Vrisk4 just needs t0 put every0ne 0n 4ch4n int0 4 deep slumber

by3 by3 /f4/ 4nd Anon Babble

Anon Babble ha5 calmed down qui7e a lo7 from earlier

Thi5 I5 The Chain5aw F0r Bureaucracy

1t's r4ther 4ston1sh1ng th4t 4ll of 4ch4n c4n f1t 1n 5 bo4rds now. (Anon Babble /b4nt/ /tr4sh/ Anon Babble [s4s])

W0uld y0u like Vri5ka t0 put any0ne in particular t0 5leep, an0n?

UPDATE

didn't 3v3n put in th3 3ffort to writ3 upd8

Tak1ng th1ck, hot trollg1rl cum 1n every hole for Vr15ka....