Admit it. You've fapped to Alison brie

I found a women to do it for me TO Brie

I'm not a gooner anon and man do you go on like a triggered Karen, that must be why you are dumb enough to marry several times instead of just dating.

I wanna fap to Alison right now, keep posting photos

ma'am

.... says the effeminate male who has never seen a vagina in real life

there's a very legitimate reason why women disregard you ...

you're a child
trapped in the body of an adult male
a masturbating
overcompensating
lonely
scared little child

lol @ your hectic frustrating masturbation belying your empty words

hahahahaha.... that was actually funny

good work
speaking of which
McDonald's is hiring

You use shame language like a woman anon.
That is why I called you ma'am.
I've seen several vaginas in my life, fucked a bunch and had a couple of pregnancy scares.
You're barking up the wrong tree anon.

she never did nudes before having a kid and her tits got saggy and lifeless

.... he says

sitting in his lonely little gaming chair

Somebody post Alison so I can fucking cum

several in my life

ancient history..
back when you were still pretending to be heterosexual.

now the only sexual interactions you have are conversations for mutual masturbation with OTHER MEN online

"ma'am"

clean your gaming chair, lonely guy

Fag of same, mind of Karen.

You use shame language like a woman

admits that women agree with me
admits hearing women also notice he's a faggot

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Admits that he's one of the bitches.

so.........

how many women have told you the same thing as me?

is that why you stopped heterosexuality?

irony:

called you a pathetic faggot
and YOU replied "this is the same thing women have told me, '

surprise, surprise!

no. I only fap to annie.

how many women have told you the same thing as me?

None, my past relationships fucked up based on other shit, I just recognize the feminine thinking behind the shaming language you utilize.

past relationships

translation:
they didn't enjoy it
and didn't come back for more

got it

past relationships

but no current relationship

got it

and these days?
exactly like I said
a masturbating, overcompensating, lony gaming chair faggot

lonely*

sorry a typo

Sure man, keep doubling down, chalk another internet win onto your blackboard, you really showed the mens what for today.

Many times

BUT I WAS CORRECT

you're being deceptive
I hit the nail on the head

Fat titty slut

AGAIN: you don't masturbate because women like you

if you had sex with girls in the past, that would make you one of the tiny 2.5% in here who have

yet even if you had....
you're obviously NOT now

now?....
now you're in a lonely chair
now you rely on your lonely hand

you're a terrible liar
your 'brilliant misdirection techniques' didn't work at all

in fact, every word you said only invited further scrutiny, but it's really easy to make simple observations about somebody.

It's not really complicated at all

I HIT THE NAIL DIRECTLY ON THE MOTHER FUCKING HEAD

No anon, you're not correct and caps locking doesn't make you more correct.
Okay so are you pretending to be part of the 2.5% that you pulled out of the statistic bureau in your ass or are you working overtime trying to convince me that I am a stranger to pussy, just like you are?
You're correct I am not getting pussy left and right at the moment, but that is because I am avoid the casual shit and focusing on finding a woman with some longevity prospects.
You've jump to a conclusion and no you're doubling down over and over hoping that I will suddenly agree with your faulty assessment of me.

I don't have an internet blackboard, and I don't need any chalk.

All I needed was your words...
You explained it for everybody, even those too far away to see a chalkboard.

You say you are part of the 2.5% who's actually seen a vagina in real life before

okay... So I won't even contest whether or not you are part of the 2.5%...

..... You told the entire classroom that you've been in relationships in the past

Good for you!!!
Good for you, masturbation chair

oops. did I just call you "masturbation chair"?

sorry. It was a slip of the tongue
let me try again

"GOOD FOR YOU, ROMEO"

now download some more pornography
grab that bottle of lotion
and clean your stinky fucking chair when you're finished

avoiding*

So you are a chick though right?
I mean I can practically hear you crossing your arms and bobbing your head at me like a chicken while on your tirade.

...... So in the name of FINDING LONGEVITY IN A RELATIONSHIP

You are downloading photos and videos to support your futile masturbation schedule?

pretending as if 'long-term relationships' Don't begin with day one... And then day two... And then a week... then a month together... 6 months together... One year... becomes 2 years together... becomes 5 years together... becomes SIXTEEN YEARS TOGETHER

Who the fuck are you trying to fool?
It sounds like you're very talented

.... talented at fooling yourself
But you can't fool me or anybody else

long-term relationships are nothing more than 'short-term relationships that continue'

You've built these ridiculous prerequisites

AS A DEFENSE MECHANISM
because You want to avoid getting dumped again

So you're too afraid to take a chance
You pretend as if it's realistic to think
sitting in your chair and waiting forever
Will result in the discovery
of a beautiful virgin supermodel
Who is already guaranteeing A FOREVER RELATIONSHIP without even meeting you first

This unrealistic prerequisite is just another one of your self-defeatist barriers boundaries expectations requirements and limitations that you've constructed around yourself.. to protect you from being hurt again

You've literally boxed yourself into a lonely little prison...

I wonder if P Diddys family would donate some of the baby oil to you... sounds like you're going to be needing it

lol

HOW'S THAT FOR A BLACKBOARD, YOU MASTURBATING EXCUSE MAKING BITCH?

I believe the technical terminology for what just happened to you might be "evisceration"

And you know I'm a real stickler for technical accuracy

Yeah I am not reading all of that, I told you that I am not a gooner anon, my first post here was to mock the gooners, it's this one Then I decided to make fun of you with the Ma'am quip and you've been riding my ass while asserting your supposed superiority ever since.
Sure champ, your faulty assertions and feminine aggression sure showed me my place.

AGAIN:
Your past relationships ended

Not sure how many
But I believe you said relationships, as in plural

okay... I believe you
I swear to God I do.. I actually believe you are part of the 2.5%

YOU CREATED BARRIERS AS DEFENSE MACHINISMS

PRETEQUISITES: "LONG TERM"

breaking news:
long term = short term that worked out

your defense mechanisms are your excuse to avoid being hurt again
GROW UP

btw I don't dislike you...
..........................to be continued.....

You are describing a dysfunction very well anon, you're just wrong in applying it to me.
I keep saying you are wrong, because you are actually wrong.
I have had a while as single because I had to work on shit with myself that was hampering my daily life and wouldn't be conducive for romantic relationships, so I refrained from getting into them.
Now I'm in a place in my life where I could be a good romantic partner and now I am open and out there looking for that.
I've had some offers of casual sex, but that isn't what I want, I'd rather have a woman open her heart to me before we have sex, than have sex with a woman who have a much easier time opening her legs to me, than she does in opening her heart to me.

..... continued

again: I do NOT dislike you

in fact, let me be 100% honest-
you're obviously smart
you're NOT stupid
and you're not a loser
you're not a faggot
you're none of those bad things
...........I'm pretty sure you and I
would actually 'hit it off' in real life
if we actually hung out and had a beer at a tavern, and got to know each other.
I'm certain you and I would actually agree on most things
not everything, of course
but that's what would make it more interesting
I guarantee we'd laugh out asses off

okay... that being said
LONG TERM BEGINS WITH SHORT TERM
welcome to planet earth, sir
stop limiting your horizons
by demanding you first receive a promise of forever
because even if you get that promise
it's impossible to keep
not from her
not from you
not from anyone
it's unrealistic
people change
things eventually end
it's not trauma
it's like indigestion
it goes away
because every meal eventually ends
And the next one soon begins
unless you insist
the meal must last forever
in which case
YOURE BUILDING UNREALISTIC BARRIERS
you're NOT stupid
So why are you behaving like that?

LET GO OF YOUR TRUST ISSUES

Take a break from writing psychological fiction about me and read this anon

???
Of course I did, she was banging. Gillian Jacobs was hot as a five-dollar pistol too.

lol by the way
IM JUST FUCKING WITH YOU, SIR

One of my cats just knocked over a bottle of whiskey and it went everywhere so I've got to take care of this really fast

im totally just fucking with you

you're a good dude actually
but don't be surprised if I fuck around again later

bye

my cats tail is drenched in whiskey
and that's poisonous to cats
my wife's got him in the kitchen sink now lol

CATS ARE MY FAVORITE FORM OF LIFE
be back soon

faggot

Well this thread went off the rails real quick.

Anyways

For me. This is where she was at her peek of her hotness.

Nobody cares parasocial anon, more psychology jousting for the people!

I appreciate all eras, so fucking hot

got the whiskey cleaned
Cosmo knocked over an entire bottle hahaha not his fault

anyway

just because they say "I want long term" that doesn't mean it will last longer than a spontaneous 'inherently short term' initial relationship

because if there's chemistry, there's chemistry. a preconceived 'promise' won't create chemistry, nor will it prevent thAat chemistry from eventually fading

people change
we reserve the right to change
YOU reserve the right to change, too

you really shouldn't have that prerequisite
it's not your friend
it's you
being your own worst advisor

trust me, I read every word

and no....
I won't stop

sorry

peek

as in: your sexual peak occured while peeking at stupid downloaded photos of women you'll never meet?

You're still barking up the wrong tree anon and I'm not really entertained by it anymore, so I hope you find someone else that you can attempt to wind up.
Have a good one anon.

...
......
............
........................yeah

I'm a fairly good judge of people
sure, I occasionally get it wrong
but I kinda like you

I've read your words before..
I recognize you

and yeah, recently I was in here
fucking around... being disruptive

and that day I meant to tell you
"you're actually a pretty good dude"
but I never got the chance to say it

.........so I'm doing it today instead

thanks for this opportunity
btw I'm NOT joking
about you shooting yourself in the foot

nope ...
it's the right tree, dude.....

it's the tree, alright

(you're the one who typed the exact words about long-term, not me)

I simply addressed YOUR WORDS

Don't tell me about the long-term tree, then tell me I'm barking up the wrong one

in the name of 'finding something longterm'

you settle for nothing at all

while missing countless opportunities
for any number of different possible short term relationships that could easily
continue into long-term

feel free to point out even ONE thing that's not accurate in my statement

ProTip: nobody can, not just you. nobody can

how's your thread going so far?

To be honest I haven't been reading your posts in full, because you jumped to a wrong conclusion early in the conversation and just went with it.
Suspecting something should lead to a line of Socratic questioning where you verify or refute your suspicion, not several long and weird formatted posts, where you condescendingly offer unsolicited advice.
You don't know me well enough to analyze me to any extent, much less to the extent you are asserting to be correct about now.

and by the way:

I am NOT wise, or brilliant, or superior, or smarter, or better, or even an equal

I'm inferior to most people
I'm a total fucking loser....
trust me

if YOU think I'm a dick, that's nothing
I know myself much better than you
so if anybody knows how much of a loser I am... it's ME

so take it from me: I'm a LOSER
I'm a piece of shit
I'm not superior to anybody

AGAIN:
you're pretending to be unaware that you're shooting yourself in the foot

that makes two of us lol

I rarely read anybody's posts
sporadically at best

but don't tell anybody

for example:
I did it again
I only read 4/5ths of your 1st sentence

no shit

lol also:

imagine multiple rolls of toilet paper spinning in their wall mounted holers in a filthy public restroom

spinning off yards of toilet paper, multiple endless streams of toilet paper

that's Anon Babble

so I'm not particularly worried who reads any of the shit stains I've been wiping

because there's plenty more toilet paper coming, and I've got plenty more shit to smear in here

but yeah ....

recently I wanted to tell YOU

you in particular

you actually seem like a pretty decent dude to me

nice to meat you

............. yes
with an A

adios

have fun downloading

Your trolling method seems like spray and pray to me and likely to be less satisfying than actually worming your way into the mind of a person and making them mald.