Guess her body count

15

Well since she's the size of a minivan, I'd say that you get her proper body count by multiplying the amount of times that she has had sex with the number 8, representing the amount of adults that can fit comfortably inside of her.

Is her name Emily? If so you can add me to the number.

Post her taking all of the black dildo

I don't care. It's about to be +1.

12

50-something

Utterly disgusting

Jesus. Before she met you or including after?

I'm going with 84

I don't care. It's about to be +1.

I feel the same way. I haven't found a tactful way to ask a group of girls at a bar "which one of you is the biggest slut?" But i'm always listening for any information that will tell me the answer to that. I want to fuck right away while putting in minimal effort, and i'm not looking for a relationship, so I always go for mega sluts.

I'd fuck women like this all day every day for the rest of my life if I could. As long as I get a fresh set of holes to defile on the regular.

I typically look for signs more than what they say. Many times the quiet one is the mega slut.

Thumb rings, toe rings, anklets are a dead give away of a slut. I also go for the girl in the group that's attention deprived. Never go for the hotter one cause she has options.

the number 8, representing the amount of adults that can fit comfortably inside of her.

I'd watch that

I also go for the girl in the group that's attention deprived. Never go for the hotter one cause she has options.

Always this. ALWAYS. Every friend group has the "ugly" one. Most of the time this is your target. It actually works on the psychology of the group in two ways that benefit you. First, the attention deprived one is thrilled that you chose HER instead of her hotter friends. This definitely increases your chances of getting the pussy.

Second, the other girls in the group are very much not used to attention being given to the ugly girl and not them. They don't know what to do in this situation. It makes them more likely to see you as an option because all of a sudden they have to prove to themselves that they're still better than the ugly one. Because women are straight demented and not really friends with each other. To really get into their heads you should just straight up ignore the hotter ones. If you're chatting up the ugly one in the group and one of the hotties says something to you, look at her so she knows you heard her, but then say nothing at all. Turn back to the ugly one and keep giving her attention. This will seriously fuck with the head of a super hot girl. It's completely uncharted territory for her.

So she was a major party girl in college huh? Damn.

Yup. Everyone made fun of me in college for banging 3-4/10s, but I got my dick wet, do kinky shit and nut balls deep in a few that were fwb and not a one fuck chuck.

I also got to work on my stamina and build up my cock to go from a 30sec bust to lasting 30min.

I agree, how the fuck does anyone find that not completely disgusting? She MUST have some sort of STD. Truly baffling how people are so undiscerning.

I would rather fuck a latex glove than have a sex life that I describe in such an emotionless, devoid-of-intimacy fashion on fucking Anon Babble. That's like a whole other level of sexually repressed loser.

But if no one wants to fuck her, how does she get an STD? you lack the maturity to make proper insults.

Nah man, married to my wife for 10yrs, 2 kids and I love her deeply. College was about studying and fucking. Got all the practice I needed and settled down.

Your point?

body count >50

Triple digits I’m sure.

Again.......with your logic that no one wants to fuck her.

So either you're wrong and many want to fuck her and you have shit taste.

OR

she has an STD as you unjustly claim, which doesn't change anything.

your logic that no one wants to fuck her.

Oh I know they do. I'm just saying it's fucking disgusting that they do.

I did this tactic when dating in college. At the end of the conversation I'd then ask for the number of the hot girl, and I'd always get it.

talk to ugliest girl

flirt, hit on her, make her laugh, be witty and charming

ignore all attempts of hot one to get your attention

ask for hot girls number

profit

84% of people over 25 have herpes and it’s always been like that. That’s just one disease. Add HPV in the mix and like 95% of people have “something.” Truly crazy. And melanated individuals have much higher rates of infection.

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Meds, A.

Yep the numbers check out. The masses are biological filth.

It’s got not a half bad puss on it.

She looks like she eats any guy crazy enough to fuck her.

Just remember, this was a hot piece of ass at one point.
They all end up like this. Built like half backs and mom faces. It’s so….undignified.

37.
All black.

Hell yeah.
Had a friend who nearly died from his initial outbreak in his throat. Skank poon’ll getcha.

How many women has she been with?