Waifu

Love, gimme love, gimme love, I don't need it
But I'll take what l want from your
heart, and I'll keep it In a bag (In a box) Put an "X" on the floor
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more

post bunny or frog

btw neptune is a transvestite

Frog

and bunny

Hitagi

Shinoa
Lolicon
Loli shinoa.png. 94K08, 321×452
Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2017 15.20:43 No.754223367

Chen
Pothead
Fatboy tried getting fit
Nazrin
Fan of Stranger thing
Misaki
has figure

Sayori
got caught with a minor
is a schizophrenic
Mon 18 Dec 2017 15.20:03 No.754223328
Ousted By: »>754223694 3754223187
Would you believe I have never used drugs nor have been drunk?

shinobu
gay bi likes pegging
scared of bugs 76702810
first saw at 20-21

Duke of autism
is russian
animus
waifu is anastasia
Aнacтacия - звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

Minami shimada
Spends lots of money on merch
18 Dec 2017 10:53:09 No.754206366

songbird
atlanta georgia or suburbs
@ hallja! is discord name
decorating with live laugh love (gay)
doesn't understand airbrushing
into tarot (not really)

anon is shorter than 5'9
No.859276585
I've seen their cock it's quite small

(earth)
teacher in northern germany

English and maths for middle- to highschool.

Physics as I'm relatively good at it and already spent years in middle and highschool helping younger students understand it (also why I decided to become a teacher at all, because it just was fun to help others understand the world). Physics as it's fascinating. I love spending time reading trough natural science, but physics is just the one that interests me the most.
I'm just hoping that I won't mess some or the other practical experiment and mess up my entire semester just for my clumsiness, but i'm sure it'll work out.

Lilly fag
*shitty weather* first weekend without alcohol in years,05/25/24(Sat)15:57:17

BTFO from waifu on Anon Babble for whistle blowing
anzu doxxed him
fat boy working out
05/19/24(Sun)21:21:42 No.918614044
is pedo creep
drunk
crown royale is fav
shit artist
trolls cyraxx
laughs at self tho
IRONIC WAIFUFAG JUST A DEGEN
knows precious leaf
Anon Babble pass owner
posts in VIP
ex wishfag got btfo *recently back*
r9k poster obsessed with Anon Babble threads

kyaru
tim horton so canadian but likely still a brit for now lives in sweden (grocery store big is 30min car distance *use lawful speed limit to find* small 15min drive *use lawful speed limit*) small town.
never done an university entrance exam
05/05/24(Sun)03:34:33
has apple tree
had birthday 04/07/24(Fri)18:55:39

blood
is my age and a virgo birthday september 6th
likes mountain dew
"You are a real follower of our survival games. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed!
*DELETED ACCOUNT*
Hates fart sounds
raided furcord for furry gfs ironically
alts
mash, mougi, sono, anastasia, kneesocks, gine, haruhi, kana, kill la kill daughter, satania, satsuki, mia he almost fapped to, homura, c.c.,

Just good to see you aren't obsessed or anything.

Kishi-Australian fag
sleeps in boxers
said was a girl or cashier chick
29yrs old

random string at 16

mion
discord Sam#0208, Samxxz1998
Suicidal faggot

seija moved to city in 20-19
local vocational college specifically for auto mechanics, gonna last two to three years
never had menthols because banned
family has 2 horses
likes camel cigarettes
in 22 jobless since before march 6th
dropped angel beats the 1st episode
bad at math
lactose intolerant
from vantaa in finland
elementary school shot up in april 04/02/24(Tue)10:03:58 2024
05/16/24(Thu)11:05:49 918442828
had pink hair 4yrs ago

tsugu
21yrs 2023
and ina
tsugu has brother
from malaysia eastern part
doesn't eat lots of seafood

It's old
as obsessed as anyone else

nezi is american
28 bi switch has bad dragon
florida 2022 end
4/09/ 24 turned 29
has rice bike and Z obv rich

el
florida 26 2023 end
fat L-Taker#6430 has brown hair
favorite color is purple

mordred
has bad dragon with cum tube
shizuru hated them in 2018-2019
from brandonburg but now in sweden near mountains

burn face anon
from UK

jill- not onion ring guy, dislike earth posts 839158527

anzu
is in utah-nevada
grandpa had dementia *recently died
has another waifu
drives work truck
*05/20/24(Mon)11:51:46
05/20/24 (Mon)13:58:34
timezone difference of 2hrs behind

senko is latvian student in riga
-cat alarm clock
-romero/zombie fan
-poor
-ham radio on school building

sop- ****
2 hours from coast*
calls circlejerk nov2 2020 839158435
from advice threads
neptune 8113
Fri 31 Aug 2018
if you wanna dick something add me on de lol, Neptune#8113
lives with parents
showers only 5 minutes
own chevrolet
dead dog in january
dead rabbit february
letter E on charm bracelet
5ft 6
red hair(lies)
lies about property and lives with father
mechanized infantry later engineer 52223
has 2.5 acres (his family)
big sister would bully him
hate's christmas
started smoking again 3/20/24
Marlboros- lucky strike preferred
ump45
from new mexico 914819762
is into embarrased nude female
is into ftm only transformations 914755621
is gay
worked panda express then electronic engineer
spent money on gacha 914751760
makes home beer

kumiko- close to brother

haru/fish- french
no job oct 29th 2020 used to desk work
fat and hairy nickname hedgehog
likes forged in fire
admitted pedophile trip is ratatoskr

lina- uk
drug user, likes hand drawn
(doxxed by aya)

relm
hentai watcher 843086582
has iphone
northern mexican but claims ecuador 843565594
doesn't like calzones

noone else does this ITT, only you

You're lying for no reason
sono does neptune does shizuru does etc

Literally no one else is this obsessed lol.

You're lying
if that were true images like this wouldn't exist

doesn't like calzones

You're simply wrong and stupid lol
Lmao

false
noone else does this ITT, only you
as you can see by only you doing it ITT, right now, and every day of your life.
You cannot sit still one minute without trying to make this thread about you. Once again, I recommend you get friends.
The difference is that there is actually meaningful, interesting information compiled in that image.
Another difference is that you do this indiscriminately to every single poster that doesn't hugbox with you. You make 4 times as many posts as us all the time, even though you have zero reason to be in this thread.
Just stop posting.

the first version of that was in depth i just thought that was funny haven't updated in like a year
if that was true thenwouldn't exist

who the frick is anzu? lol

Want to know something funny?

have no reason

whatsoever is anyone reason for being in these threads?
There's no waifufags
what use is it?

I'm going to make them mine

vantaa

God I wish.

yes I want to get to know you. What else is it?
there are waifufags
other people come here to chat with their friends, which might not be the very best use of such a rare space
which you are damaging just to feed your insane ego.
You will only be the 22th person to have attempted, failed to make an impact, and been forgotten.

that was because the school shooting mentioned

waifu asks it's trolls: "WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE?"
(*) Why? Because: YOU REPLY TO POINTLESS SHITPOSTING DESIGNED TO BAIT YOU, AND YOU BITE EVERY TIME.
That's it. Yes, it's that simple.
waifu asks it's trolls: "What are you even gaining from any of this?"
(*) Answer: JUST TO LAUGH AT YOUR FOOLISHNESS.
That's it. Yes, it's that simple.
(*) Simply: Your replies and responses are hilariously entertaining, even if you don't realise it. Yes, it's that simple.
NOTE: That's not the answer you would like to hear, but that is the honest reason.
No rules or personal boundaries apply for (You), Fascist. This is here, and you don't rule here. You do NOT tell others what to do.
If you want rules, create your own board (you have wafuchan). And stay there.
Thanks for playing this game (You) invented, anon. It's always so much fun to see you take pointless shitposting so serious.

Whenever this pathetic retard would get something wrong about me, I never corrected him.
So all the shit he ever says about me is regularly pure cope, it's both pathetic and hilarious at the same time.

nogga this is lying unless you lie to everyone all day everyday

mention nation wide news.

he must live here.

besides I just call you a transvestite
i'm not wrong about that

Soojieboo

you now see into the mind of the retard and find nothing there

2 hours from the coast

the entire country is 2 hours from the coast

LEE MA OOOO

Altiwhoo.
What if I roll a D20, will something appear?
l m a o .

that's how it started
I don't update for waifu anymore
I watch namefags now although always did
that's your own words
so lmao@u

i'm an obsessed faggot

ftfy

No that's neptune and earth alice/sako/berkensteel/

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

Viewing the cherry blossoms with waifu.

no it's too late for him, mind flayers sucked his brain and it can only be restored with a wish

picking something out of waifu's hair gently

frankie
* up at 3:AM because hard core gamer
* playing t/2
* looking at pony spray when suddenly I get killed by demonigger
* rage and nearly shit myself
* tummy rumbles
* rub my fap lotion on my belly and slide to the kitchen
* look in freezer for hot pockets
* none left
she tried to lock heror but I pick it with my handy screwdriver that I keep in my cloth diaper
* silently open door, get on the floor and do a tactical lizard crawl to her bedside
* m-mummy I shake her
* "yes, sweetie"
* your good boy needs more hot pockies
* "no anon I have."
* squeezes her boob and punch her in the nose
* she doesn't say anything, she gets up and leaves to Walmart
* go back to computer and fap on e621 to furry hentai
* she comes back leaves the hot pockets on the counter and goes back to bed
* I grab the box
* fucking ham and cheese
* thought I told that bitch pepporoni
* go to her room again
* door locked yet again
* this infuriates me
* with all my force I break open the door
* THE DOOR! THE DOOR! YOU TRIED TO LOCK IT, YOU TRIED TO POISEN ME WITH THE WRONG HOT POCKETS!!!!
* nail her in the eye with frozen hot pocket box
* same routine, made her go back to Walmart to buy the right hot pockets
* mfw she brought back two boxes
* mfw she even brought back Baja blast from Taco Bell just to be sure I was sated

You don't have a waifu

If I leave an image of Relm Arrowny, can you see that it finds its way to Relmposter? It was done by an artist who drew an image of a character I like; I saw it looking through their other work.

This is pretty much how this works. We have to revive or start drama in order to keep it from getting stale. But maybe it would be better if nobody talked and every person just posted pics without even saying anything like with Syndra and Shizuru.

Thinking how beautiful your waifu looks with cherry blossoms in her hair.

People can post under multiple faces. They may still be using another persona, for all i know. I find it's more fun to do most of the work on my own, i could quite easily rattle off every single person i recall ever posting in these threads, but that's not fun.

He doesn't have a waifu

EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS
CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING
RETARDED
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES
FAGGOTS
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN
LOSERS
JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE
YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS
ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU

yes for a small fee of course

I fucking love "waifu" (discord/animus/gay hookup) threads

***Why is it that every time I enter the thread it always feels like the same shit day in and day out. Always feels like the same people are here...
people bitching at may for calling everyone faggot pedophiles
Jules being unnecessarily deep on Anon Babble
El talking about being gay
Shizuru talking Anon Babble
people bitching about Mayfag spam and him getting into fights with other trolls
Mark still lurking
/waifu/ thread??
random boogymen names wherein people try to call out people posting under anon
high school level drama antics
Thanks for the new pasta

I have $0.17 USD in my crypto wallet, plus an old ketchup packet, two corroded pennies and a nickel that came out of the last car interior I cleaned.

you don't understand anon...
When you claim a waifu un a thread you own the mystical connection between me and her, you are the fap-gatekeeper, the fapkeeper if you will Without your consent..my fap might never reach her...
So please dont be a monster and provide a clean answer as i am waiting to contact her.

I'll take it

Deal.
Here is the image.
He likely already has it but it's nice so wanted to make sure.

consider the case of waifufags, lonely men now in their 20's, 30s and 40's, spending another night alone at home

men who feel unmatched bliss purchasing merchandise or downloading multiple images of anime teenagers and younger from Japan and playing through schizophrenic fantasies for hours, days... years

nothing else elicits such emotions from waifufags, they just love posting and searching for these little girls again and again and then searching for more

if they feels bored, insofar they are capable of that emotion, he might switch to avatarfagging or ERP'ing, or even koikatsu

the words "waifu" might not mean much to you or me, but to these men it is their entire world, an alternative to real relationships

surely you think they must be a strange and odd case

yet the thread you are about to see has countless such men, living phantom lives in parents basements

some say these men need lives, or jobs, the responsibilities of adult life

however it is much more likely that they have entered... The SCHIZO Zone

Why should we listen to you? You're Hitler!

omg relm hi

don't just think it, say it!
women can't be perfect, unless they're Earth

“LONELY? Feeling like your senpai never notices you? Do you just want someone to say ‘nya~’ while you game all night? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, OTAKU-SAMA!!”

“Onii-chan! Why haven’t you called me yet? I’m waiting~!”

“DIAL 1-800-WAIFU now and get the attention you DESERVE! Tsundere? Yandere? Catgirl who makes questionable life choices? WE GOT YOU!”

“Ara ara… what are you waiting for, baka~?”

“That’s 1-800-WAIFU. Satisfaction not guaranteed, but kawaii overload definitely is.”

“Call now, or I’ll cry! UwU”

Cherry blossoms bloom

And my love for Suzuka

Floating like my heart

youtube.com/watch?v=G1vvtQI2exk

Have a wonderful day, everyone.

What in the blueberry pancake FUCK are these drops

blueberry mentioned

HEY STUD!
I've got some dirty little secrets I've
got to tell somebody why not you? go post in the thread on your screen for a hot raunchy x-rated sex talk with one of our naughty waifus!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Literally don't care
You can do whatever I seriously don't give a shit bad or good i'm just wasting time waiting for something
Idc about your waifu or avatar or anything

I hope you waifu cheats on you and then you find out later you weren't the father anyway and then she leaves you even though you still love her and i also hope then you get into an accident and then i hope because of complications with the accident you slowly go the way of christopher reeves and then you develop brain cancer and because you choose to take chemotherapy you lose all your hair and you are aware of your sad miserable existence but atleast you will be comforted that your entire family died before you.

If communities are measured by population I say these threads barely make up enough people to be considered a hamlet.

youtu.be/kkxuRYQtmdw
Was referring to a Twilight Zone parody in Futurama

Ham

duke

russian

you wanna know how i know you're retarded

Watch this

yea and her waifu is anastasia but anastasia is sono

mindbroken retard cuck lmao ICANT

nice 01, does this mean she's your #1?

I mean it says it in copypaste
I think whoever made it pays more attention than me

booba

when you grow up you'll realize you're wasting your time just like me then you'll understand
preferably not tho because it's funny to me