“The Tesla Cybertruck is not a truck.”
Not sure what to tell you. It’s a truck with a 6 foot bed. I could not stretch out like this in any other Tesla.
“The Tesla Cybertruck is not a truck.”
Who cares OP?
lmao does this guy just post pictures tailor made to piss libs off all day or what
Elon isn’t gonna fuck you no matter how much you glaze him. Sorry, anon.
What the fuck
Niggers
/thread
Elon isn't gonna fuck anyone. His dick is broken.
You're all for swastikas when you do this?
The cybertruck is badass
You need to answer about your instagram
buy an ad
faggot
Dude you privated immediately this is such a stupid lie. I just know it bothers you because if you admit that's where i got the images you'd have to admit it's really gay.
why are you lunatics using vocaroo links
I think it's more gay that you found a couple pictures of me and put filters over them tbh...
Not that I'm judging, I don't do that, especially for you, but still
Because funny
Cute guys should never hurt themselves
stunning and brave
Because it's fun to hear others and make voices also because there's a group that pretends to be everyone which gets annoying. I like hearing people upset aswell and hear them lie. This is basically a discord thread without a power tripping faggot
zoomonians fear letters
The texting generation started with zoomers.boomfucks had phones and partylines only
Ehh, millennials toward the end as well
millenial or generation Y are zoomers they're just not the brainrot ones although gen x feels they are.
tfw you have a comically tiny dick so you get penis enhancement surgery and now you have a tiny mutilated ball of scar tissue
I’d act like a retard too if that was me
Nah, they're two separate groups. Both of them are cringe
The term is barely used correctly for 1997 births only. I get called a zoomer and i'm not. Whenever I see it it makes me think of the guy from monster house telling kids they don't belong somewhere
isnt posting doxxing pics and then deleting them a form of ban evasion
One would think, but I think he left them up last time and nothing happened anyway, so
the girl i covered in the kia reminded me of her and i use to call my mexican ex that because she's dc size just no tits
Farmer trucks are dead. Long live pavement princesses where they have 2 rows of seats and a really small truck bed. But hey at least it's jacked up so everyone knows you have a small penis lol
he's a visionary libs will never understand
They were the ones who bought them
Latinas ain't into dude who watch Spongebob bro...
You'de be wrong who do you think bout this cringe shit?
trucks cannot be driven by faggots wearing sandals
Q.E.D
Anyways if you weren't in a city highschool or city you never met a latina you were with gabby with a white dad and half mexican mom who ate hard shells
I didn't say wiggers don't watch it, I just said Latinas aren't into it. Spongebob is what they would call a "concession"
What are you, daft? SMS was a thing in the 80's. Texting started with late Boomers and early Gen X.
Yes i'm a wigger like ezekial who had a dui because we have a conviction.. Is trump a wigger? He has 37 convictions
Listen here, grandpa...
Trump isn't a wigger, buy you are. Look at this shit you posted.
You think that's not a wigger shirt? I know multiple wiggers who would wear that, including you
Barely anyone had those and even when I first had a cellphone in 2006 it charged the shit out of me. I had 3 jobs just to pay for texting and shitty flip phone internet
No I wouldn't I wore the bugs bunny version though. How am I a wigger other than having a criminal record? i'm more hillbilly honkey
I CAN'T HEAR SHIT KID YA GOTTA SPEAK UP
Well, that's just capitalism for you. Love it or leave it. Back in my day, we drove big wheels and beat up each other with stinging nettles. Shit was cash.
How am I a wigger other than having a criminal record?
Well wearing the bugs bunny og shirt is a good start.
Lol
we had rockfights. Like paintball but rocks. It hurt. Also point em out knoeck em out were your spun around and have to fight the first person you see
We broke into the Bronx Zoo, and fought the kangaroos.
I was at someone elses house a mexican and didn't have a shirt that's what i got
I was at someone elses house a mexican
That's very convenient for your argument
I can actually see that happening atleast once i'll look it up. We broke into the neighborhood pool at midnight thats it. sometimes abandoned factories for parties they weren't as cool as they sound
Ah, covert pool parties in the early 90's. That shit was absolute cash.
:)
Anyway, back on topic.
How well can you hide a body in the cybertruck? Would it be able to stay there a while, or does it start smelling eventually?
Well a freshly dead corpse has no smell.
Buying those dumb looking things is the new "gotcha" to own da libs. You'll be seeing threads about them for awhile. Seems like more of a self-pwn, but do your thing
Facts, this is true. But what I'm saying is, if I needed to take a long road trip, and I have to put a body in the trunk, and drive it all the way home -- not too far, but not too close either -- would the cybertruck give me any issues with the plan?
pls buy
everyone else hates me Anon Babble you are my only hope
Buying those dumb looking things is the new "gotcha" to own da libs
You sure about that now? because I heard streaming yourself taking it up the chuff from other guys was and that it leaves "da libs" absolutely crushed.
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
And no one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated to telling only lies
probably not since it's completely covered but if the person is taller than average you have to cut them up. Also the trunk might get locked on you because that's an issue it has and then your fucked burn the car say blame some melanin youth
that horrible posture
That's a good idea, I think I might buy one to frame some people.
Thanks!
right now with the "firebombing" it will be believed. can't get fingerprints off burnt things so don't worry about that
Oh wait, you're the schizo, aren't you?
I think I see the game here...
I’m just glad Shane has accepted being a service sub for us all when kombuchan and Nuri are busy. What a good little slut.
i tried to make his helmet say bullet sponge but it came out butt sponge and that's more accurate anyway
No they are. Schizos are the type to cut themselves in public not just someone talking shit. I'm just playing along a hypothetical scenario you started because these fags are boring as fuck
It's the opposite i'm just converting you to hate. That's 90% of these threads me talking shit them talking shit and nothing else
Nah, we went over this the other day with that rando anon. You're a bonafide schizo who watches Spongebob.
But I wanna talk about cybertrucks, not girls you're jealous of
Why would I be jealous of bitches who drink piss and cut themselves.
He doesn't know the dsm definition of schizophrenia. A troll isn't a schizophrenic a schizo thinks god is talking to them or demons are haunting them or they're in danger.
Teslas are trash the company is falling apart because the owner is dumbass meme that will leave a giant mark on it once he loses influence with retard cult it can end there
I don't need to eat shit and cut myself for attention or get beat up and post nudes. I don't want that. I don't envy that
So seriously though, how well does it contain a body, and can it hold said body for up to 5 days?
crickets
You have to realize people are only here to talk shit and watch trainwreck girl failures
It's a truck
You're a cuck
It is indeed. The question remains, however, is it a good one?
And the answer is a resounding yes
he sold usa to an african
she sold out to mexicans
he sold out to a lgbtqia+ hooker
get a xitter
buy my nudes
Pay for my car to charge josh
go to imageboard
doesn't even allow sound in videos
try to turn it into a skype call
Yes. It's not proper etiquette but people who aren't part of a conversation have no reason to open a vocaroo.
I can see you complaining if you're listening to them all without being part of the conversation and wasting your time
use the board to it's full potential
btw
go to imageboard but don't post images
Chuds
Huh?
That’s very accurate lmfao
necrobumps his vacant thread
You cant say it's accurate because you never met me
I did not know approximately half of that, thank you.
Also I hear the feds got after you at the end there, so it was nice knowing you buddy
Tesla's Shanghai Gigafactory is a key global export hub and production base, playing a vital role in China's manufacturing sector
Elons not american nobody is buying them except gamersock wearers
who wear nazi memorabilia to meet up at the bdsm dungeon with fred and ted
they only sold 12,000 many were returned
I busted out
Elon is American. It’s called immigration
If obama wasn't considered american then elon shouldn't be
I busted out
That's American as fuck, I respect it
Obama was literally the president of America and born in Hawaii, which is America
I’m gonna touch you
My asshole is primed and ready for you, baby ;)
Dammit, 12 off...
Boycott Tesla. Boycott Musk.
That's a horrible idea, why would you do that?
Shut up libtard commie
and born in Hawaii
then why after much pressure when they finally released his birth certificate did it have the photoshop layers visible in it directly downloaded off the government website?
It's a truck, but phenomenally shitty at actual truck stuff.
What?
Shortly after the release, some individuals downloaded the PDF and opened it in Adobe Illustrator, a graphic design software. They discovered that the document contained multiple "layers"—separate elements like text, signatures, and background patterns that could be individually manipulated. This was unexpected because a simple scan of a paper document typically results in a single, flat image, not a layered file. Conspiracy theorists, including bloggers and self-proclaimed "experts," seized on this as evidence of forgery, arguing that a legitimate birth certificate wouldn’t have layers unless it was digitally constructed or altered.
For example:
The text (e.g., names, dates) appeared on one layer, while the green security paper background was on another.
Signatures and stamps, like the registrar’s, were isolated on separate layers.
Some claimed the layers showed signs of manipulation, such as misaligned text or digital artifacts (e.g., white halos around letters).
Okay I don't understand something here. Minnesota age of consent is 16.
Yeah but that only indicates it’s fake and he’s American
no it indicates they altered the birth certificate to lie to the public after trump accused him of being barry soetoro which is his actual name
for romeo and juliet cases still federally 18
What do you think?
this
It's crossing state lines that fucked him, feds can't impose an age of consent within a state.
you ever realize you've been sitting in complete silence for an hour on accident
Yeah in my Tesla that does fsd. I zone out every single time I let out drive. It’s pure dissociation
Back up in this bitch
I, too, like backing up, and it's easy as ever with the new Tesla Cybertruck
The backlash against Musk has triggered the log fag into obsessive fugue state behavior. He is furious that the public has refused to pledge fealty as he has.
I am the logfag, and I assure you I do not make these threads
proof?
Yes you do. This has the same operation method as the threads where you just show the back of a girls head with a stupid bun and then ask a similar retarded question.
You are a stupid obsessed compulsive fucking faggot shut up
this person is a looney troon
Look Shut the fuck up
You got outed
And I hope the number goes up to 50 or 100 tesla naziwagons being vandalized every hour
figures the LOONEY TROON that accuses every single person on the board that isn't a hardcore marxist nigger faggot with a cut off cock and hormone titties would come in here. you see a cybertruck and it enrages you doesn't it? it makes you piss you pants through your mutilated penis.
Meds E.
Nope
so no proof?
Meds. Now.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em.
just don't try to tow anything
Flower tattoos represent fertility?
Fake news
why do you wanna firebomb his truck?
ha, i always knew he was but this confirms it
i mean, you can't tow without a hitch, and i dont see a hitch there
But that's not big at all
is that pose you take to deepthroat guys in the back of your truck?
Procuring sexual services from someone under 18 is illegal regardless of age of consent laws.
One thing Shane and I can agree on is I miss when Anon Babble wasn’t used by women to farm simps.
it is exactly as i said. there is an anonymous predator on Anon Babble that does a variety of illegal and nefarious things behind proxies and sock puppet accounts on multiple platforms, like manipulating women and children for nudes, blackmailing women and children to be pimped out to other men online, forcing women and children to engage in self-mutilation, catfishing and grooming women and children on multiple platforms from Anon Babble, Anon Babble, and adjacent communities. he has been doing this for many years, the recent advancements of AI are helping him with this depraved pastime of his, allowing him to even use more convincing voice changers and clone voices posted in vocaroo threads and discord servers. he can be hard to spot but he does slip up a lot. he poses from young to old, from male to female and everything in between when the situation calls for it. whatever information, pictures, videos, etc he gets from his victim, he stores it. i know he lurks endchan too. i don't expect anyone to know what or who i'm talking about.
yeah we've met josh before
I don't think it's josh
although he's on enough to be doing that and denies a lot.
not really interested in that rabbithole
i been through a few similar before
it's boring when you notice but not worth energy
i'm more interested in people who do dumb shit actively for attention
I know exactly who it is too by name. He had run ins with Nuri.
and*
not but
Yes i know i been around for it i know it also
It’s alright
Nigger watermelon grenade
The DILF guy