G/fur
Can you dig it?
G/fur
Birbs misses Dergs.
derg don't exist
fellas, is it gay to be gay?
plapps
Good evening. My spice grinder is missing. I could have sworn it was in my cabinet, but it's nowhere to be found.
Peanut sat on a railroad track
His heart was all a flutter
Along came the train
Toot, toot, peanut butter
Uhhhhh, no.
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.
Hi fool, this looks 98.9% like me
Hello, Mav. If you look like that I'd say you're quote cute. I look kind of like this.
Wise old man, tell me your funniest joke
The funniest joke I know?
There's these two gay guys hanging out at one of their houses. One gay guy turns to the other and says, "I'm bored, let's play hide and seek. I'll hide and you try to find me. If you find me you can fuck me in the ass. I'll be behind the couch."
chuckle
It's one of my favorites. I don't knkw who wrote it but I heard Norm MacDonald tell it.
I go lay down, I'm so eepy 2 day. getting off of a coffee binge
Sweet dreams, Mav.
weewee
Katten, hello. My spice grinder is missing.
nooo!!! why did you lose it?!
I recognize that penis
MEOW.
I did it as a goof. But seriously, now I can't grind that fucking garlic. I'll have to freeze it and try to remember that it's in there when I get a new grinder.
:O who is it?
mewmewmew
;~; baka
noice
I know. It's a shame. I am shameful.
Kitty, all the bnuuys left.
pathetic
where they go?
Dely led them into the Beyond.
I am a lowly wretch.
The Beyond is a great film.
oh my gosh why woiuld he do this?
i forgive you though! you can redeem yourself eventually!
How can I ever hope to redeem myself?
Dely is evil.
when the time comes you will know
no he is nice :3c
But I'm a fool, Katten. How can I know things?
things will be learned do not worry
But I'm a worrier. Worrying is a hobby of mine.
hmm then you can worry, but do not fret!
But half the fun of worrying is fretting!
hmm then you just have to wait :3
I hate waiting. I am an American, I demand instant gratification dammit.
i dunno what you can do ;~;
Me neither. I should find out if I can use the dehydrator I have to make beef jerky and make beef jerky.
make beef jerkys yes!!!
If I can I will. I love beef jerky. Spicy beef jerky. We have Buc-ees here in Texas and they make their own jerky and dried sausages. It's really really good.
i wanna go to bucees so badly omgggg
mmhmm yeah i mean if you can't see how a company is going to turn the game around for the better i can understand why would trust a dev team to rework the entire game and its physics.
You gotta go to one of the big ones. There's nig and small ones around. The small ones are just normal gas stations with some Buc-ees stuff on sale the big ones they have all the buc-ees stuff. I don't rhink they make the jerky on site at any of their locations, but the big ones do have small kitches for making their BBQ sandwiches they sell. I'll take you there sometime, we can go tk the one between here and San Antonio. It's massive.
I'm not sure what you mean. I'm talking about beef jerky.
yes yes bring me to the big bucee!
It's the largest Buc-ees and the largest convenience store on the planet.
Goodnight.
sleep tight
i love this country
Everythings bigger in Texas.
im fruity i like men and penis
Me too, only I'm not fruity. Most folks assume I'm straight.
woweeeee
stealth gay
im pretty stealthy too tbh
youre a man, cmere!!!
gay
i am a mamale indeed~ ;3
It's not so much stealth cause if they ask I'll tell them. I think it's that people rely too heavily on stereotypes to form opinions on people.
nobody irl knows about my gayness and it's gonna stay that way unless they need to know
but stereotypes are right 95% of the time thats why its a good idea to be prejudiced
they dont need to know.
Stereotypes are completely wrong most of the time.
exactly
if they need to know they'll know because their dick will be in my mouth
For me the only people who really need tk know about my sexual proclivities are those whose dicks are going to be my ass.
thats what im sayin
It's how it should be for everyone.
how i go out in public
huehue yeah~
i love dick :3c
i agree with that
hot
you and me both kitty
I think everyone here loves dick.
we all love dick in our own special ways
Yes, though some of us really like it. I'd say dick is my only vice these days.
i wish i had a dick to be my vice, i don't have any vices anymore. well, wish i had dick and someone nice who it was attached to.
Well then put yourself out there.
;~; i want some right now
just bee myself?
me too it's torture
Me too. I always want dick.
Yes
if only if was that easy
lets send dick pics :3c
Why wouldn't it be?
that's pretty gay!!! lets do it
that's the million dollar question isn't it
I mean, just be your authentic self. I assume you're your honest self here, and I like you well enough.
need
yes i am completely myself here. it's more complicated than that but whatever, i'm working on it!!
need that to be my pov
You'll get there.
soory too busy jorking my peenar
hot
checked
I don't jork it. I don't get a lot of pleasure from self gratification.
you're extra unhinged tonight.
Lmao that's a very interesting way of describing what happened
jookin it
feetsie feets!!!!!!
i do :3c
extra hrony more like it!
fapfapfapfap oh fuck unf uhh fapfapfapfapfap
i cuumd
i too am touching myself lewdly
hot but it should have been in my mouth
good boi
gross
your mouth or bum ;~;
i am the goodest kitty
kek
Good for you. I also don't get a lot of pleasure from my dick in general. I much prefer getting fucked.
either of those just no wasted cum!!!
that's.....pretty........gay!!!!!!
nigger
Yes, it is known about me. I love getting fucked.
your poor pp ;~;
i need sleep ninii
i know you wouldnt waste any ;3
nini im going bed
gay bottom thats like mega gay!!!
not a single bit!!! goodnight wem <3
i love getting fucked, and fucking, but mostly getting fucked
goodnight wem katten <333
I don't tell people no if they ask to play with my dick, but if I had my choice it would be me bottoming all the time.
I'm also submissive.
i love fucking, and maybe getting fucked, but mostly fucking
sounds like we could help each other.....
submissive little gay bottom boy!!!
nini fluffers i luffs u <333
nini dely have good sleep <33
Yes very much so. And I'm pretty slutty.
slutty submissive little gay bottom boy!!! ok i think that about covers it
Yes, that is who I am.
i am what i am and that's all that i am
Are you? Is anybody? I think we're a lot more than what we think and we try very hard to not be.
I am that is
who am i? what am i? these are both questions
there aint no thing like me cept me
Those are two of the three most important questions. The other one is "Is life worth living?"
sometimes i hear people ask "what is the purpose of life?" and i think that's a loaded question
There is no purpose. Life is inherently without meaning. What we must do is accept this fully, welcome it even, and live despite it.
see that's jumping to another extreme we have no evidence for. we don't know if it does or doesn't, and should accept that. same result without thinking you know something you couldn't possibly know.
shithole state
why do you think it's a loaded question
Even if there were a higher power, or some dovone purpose, it would be beyond our ability to comprehend and so would result in the same outcome.
Yes it is.
see maybe just my opinion but i don't think anyone knows either way
exactly, i accept that fact and don't pretend to know what i can't possibly know.
The outcome being that to us it is without meankng.
my personal belief is that it's to procreate, to spread your genes
Fortunately I can't get pregnant, but that hasn't stopped others from trying.
The path of least resistance would be entropy. Yet all energy contradicts this.
Some people are always looking for the meaning without understanding it's right in front of their face. The purpose of life is life. For energy, and therefore matter, to better exist or be null
Entropy is movement towards equilibrium.
People who seek meaning will fall into despair because they will never find it, just as those who search for happiness will pass it by.
i guess, but i can live with simply accepting i don't know either way. like maybe it does maybe it doesn't, maybe i'll find out one day maybe i won't.
that's what life on this planet seems to be doing, but it's less meaning and... just what keeps us all going, if it wasn't doing that it would die.
There may be a meaning, but I cannot know it, I do not fall into despair over the absurd condition, I embrace it. I live fully and authentically despite the absurdity of life and one day I will be dead and that's okay too.
i have also accepted death. it's a very freeing feeling. of course i would like to avoid dying a painful death if i can.
I just want to be conscious wjen it happens so I can look it in the eye as it takes me.
once i got past the fear of death it has just become the greatest mystery. what it will really be like, i wonder
I know what it's like since I've died a couple of times. It is not like anything. It is nothing. There isn't even a you to perceive the absence.
oh right that did happen to you. was it like anesthesia where people say the time between going to sleep and waking up is instant with nothing in between?
It's not equilibrium like a room temperature glass of water. It's nothingness. For the universe that means non existence yet it continues to defy this and evolved what we know as life.
Life is the universes means for survival as it evolves faster then what random mechanical probability allows. It allows energy and matter to exist longer compared to individual sums. This is a repeating pattern you can find all throughout the observed universe.
The universe wants to exist, or in another word, to live. To be. We are the universe.
Sort of, yeah. Though I'd probably rather be dead than be put jnder anesthesia again since coming out of that was hell.
It ks precisely like that. The universe is vast and cold, but unbalanced in that there are countless areas of intesne heat radiating out of it. Over time the univers will become so vast and all stars will have burnt out that it will achieve perfect thermodynamic equilibrium.
The universe wants mothing. Nature wants nothing. It is human foolishness that projects these ideas and desires onto it. If we all ceased to exist in the blink of an eye, if all life everywhere in the universe ceased to exist the universe wouldn't care. It is nothing but a system that operates on mathematical principles without thought or desire.
I'm not saying this to be bleak, all this meaninglessness and what not. In fact, I find it in incredibly liberating and joyous. I can do whatever I want, I am fully accountable for myself so if I succeed then great for me and if I fail it doesn't matter.
Brb, fuck buddy is coming over.
have fun fool
goodnight gfur
Your mistake is assuming it doesn't want something akin to consciousness. The argument can be made from a scientific standpoint there is some level of autonomous self preservation but it's simply to exist in a workable state compared to not existing.
The only real quantification we can hope to attribute to this is the boltzmann box theory.