What's the end goal of christcucks

What's the end goal of christcucks

Perfect example of the woke right

Entering the The Kingdom of Heaven, obviously. What a stupid question.

why does it make more sense

because it's easier to explain

Most new age Christians don’t care about heaven or knowing if God is real. They just care about pretending to be the saviors of the white race and culture wars
Jordan Peterson and now Joe Rogan pretending to be Christians should kinda clue anyone in that it’s all a farce

I fucking called Joe's Christian arc about a year ago. What do I win?

to be honest I think both explanations for the universe’s existence are pretty crazy:

a) an immortal all-powerful being decided to snap their fingers and create the universe

b) there used to only be nothingness, but a spark of energy caused the universe to come in existence, stuck in a never-ending process of expansion

to say that only one of those is nonsensical is stupid

Your false words are ineffective, agent of Satan. Glory be to our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ. Evil flees at the mere mention of his name.

How the fuck did Joe Rogan of all people become a Christian? Isn't he all about doing mind altering drugs and ruminating endlessly on the existential aspects of the universe? I thought he did dmt and talked to clockwork elves, how the hell do you even begin to believe in religion after something like that.

how does jesus contradict the big bang

Classic disingenuous post. The Big Bang doesn't posit ex nihilo. Religion, however, does posit ex nihilo.

I have no idea why people still make this mistake.

God's works & laws are often mistaken or interpreted as science with his total absence

Cuz he doesn’t actually believe in it or care. He’s doing it because most of his audience is Christians with no knowledge of the Bible
Listen to them talk about their actual religious beliefs for a few minutes and it becomes clear they have no idea what they’re doing. Their concept of god isn’t the entity described in the Bible, but rather some vague idea they all share.

The universe want formed in a week like the Bible says

what does "Jesus" have to do with any theory, idiotic or not, about the origin of the universe. that nigga is not in Genesis.

but, lets be real, you can SEE the CMBR in a Google image search. Meanwhile, if I piss on a statue of Jesus, no lightning bolt hits me.

t. as a young person, goal was to drunk-piss on the side of every church in my large hometown

And after they've entered it?

The world is the general name for all the passions. When we wish to call the passions by a common name, we call them the world. But when we wish to distinguish them by their special names, we call them passions. The passions are the following: love of riches, desire for possessions, bodily pleasure from which comes sexual passion, love of honor which gives rise to envy, lust for power, arrogance and pride of position, the craving to adorn oneself with luxurious clothes and vain ornaments, the itch for human glory which is a source of rancor and resentment, and physical fear. Where these passions cease to be active, there the world is dead…. Someone has said of the Saints that while alive they were dead; for though living in the flesh, they did not live for the flesh. See for which of these passions you are alive. Then you will know how far you are alive to the world, and how far you are dead to it.

I have no idea what posutg ex nighl means.

Amazing you went from enlightened atheist to enlightened marxist to enlightened cultural masochist to enlightened chud and now to a new hybrid delusion of "christians are bad because not trad enough" and "being a gay pagan is actually the most trad" and "I'm a nazbol now I'm smarter than those americhuds"
It's crazy this one comment and I can see your entire tragic life of trying to ride and agree with every elitist, dismissive political delusion at once.

the fucking speck of massive energy that caused the Big Bang could've been the result of the previous universe's end via it's Big Crunch

Eternal life seems like torture though. Can I take like 100y contract fucking virgin pussy in Heaven and then God delete my consciousness?

Why are amerimutt "christians" so retarded? The big bang was literally discovered by a catholic priest.

uses a "u" in savior

at least bait correctly, you limey faggot

I wouldnt die on a big bang hill, but jesus is even more retarded. and not even god? jesus? what a twisted way of thinking

It’s clear from reading your dribble you don’t care if the contents of the Bible are true and have no interest in defending the historic objectivity of it
You’re a fucking charlatan, and if God is real, you’re going to have to explain your bad faith retooling of Christianity to him

No you're supposed to sing gay hymns to God with a choir of (mostly) brown people for all eternity there's no sex in heaven

To dwell in the house of the Lord forever, through eons undying to live and love their God and worship him by the banks of the living waters, eating the renewed fruits of the trees of life.
To learn and grow mentally and spiritually in sinless harmony with God, their minds and bodies made perfect by virtue of their fealty to him through suffering, uncertainty, death, misery, the trials of this place of wrath of tears. To see their families and friends again, not just see but reunite, get to know, love one another, always be with and make believe with them in harmony harmony oh love, to glean the secrets of the cosmos under the tutelage of their God himself in time, to become ever more and greater and nobler, to build things beyond imagining, to simply put get the good end without it having to ever end.

You don't have to believe the Christian endgame is real to understand the wisdom and nobility of it, you just have to get that stick out of your ass about people who don't believe in it being more honest or virtuous in general. Because they're not, they're fucking assholes.

Sounds gay I'll pass

I'm not a Charlatan, I'm just not a Christian.
I'm calling you out for being an obnoxious retarded faggot piece of shit.

You can have both. It’s almost like people forget that the Big Bang theory was formulated by a Jesuit priest.

yeah I agree both of them doesnt make sense, the difference is that big bang is an educated guess and god is a wishful thinking

Delete your account, bedeviled egg

You sound like a huge kike and if you read the Christians' book you'd know you don't have to "pass" you just automatically pass (or rather fail) based on not believing in the first place, unless you do enough good works, which we both know you wouldn't anyways

Making everyone dumber.

But in Christian mythology, Jesus didn't create the universe, God did. Rogan really is just a mindless ape, isn't he?

you can have both

how about having neither, how can people argue about something they dont understand? god is a fantasy, big bang is a pop sci buzz word

You sound like a huge kike

But enough about Jesus

These people pretending to be Christians and exploiting the Bible for their own purposes is way more offensive to God if he’s actually real than anything any atheist has ever said

This is it. It's all a huge grift and intentional pandering to chistcucked tradcucks.

Correct

That's a popular argument but there's nothing worse than denying Christ and not seeking forgiveness after. I don't make the rules, it doesn't work like a convenient karma exchange.

Christcucks are insecure about their intelligence.
They can't hold a candle to intelligent people that understand physics and can talk about it.
They'll maybe listen to Brian Cox or science nigger and get confused because they don't understand some fundamental thing. It's like they're missing a key piece of the puzzle that most people pick up in junior high science class.

So they have a choice. Devote time and energy as an adult in unguided education, which IS difficult.
Or
Theology. This option gives an uneducated person the feeling of relief that they no longer need to understand complex physics, the ambiguity and uncertainty no longer need to scare them. The christcuck can simply point to the bible, incorrectly claim that it's all LITERAL and call it a day. They can now argue about something entirely different, and instead of feeling dumb, they can now be an arbiter of morality. They can judge others and enjoy a feeling of smug superiority that all those smarty pants sciencefags will go to hell for not believing in God.

say you’re a Christian to grift

retarded zealots clap like seals, unable to detect the grift

How do christians keep falling for this shit? Year after year, decade after decade?

If I was going to adhere to an Abrahamic religion I'd sooner be a Muslim than a Christian.

You are right but this shouldn't stop anyone from practicing the faith. There's been religious grifters since before we discovered fire

in Christian mythology, Jesus didn't create the universe, God did

Christianity is the only monotheistic religion where the one true God is actually three guys.

But are they all the same? Thousands have gone to war and died over this question

10 years ago he was promoting wank toys and fresh lights on his show. Now he's all about Jesus and anti porn, how times have changed.

I think it's a Elden Ring's boss

Most new age Christians don’t care about heaven or knowing if God is real.

I've literally never met one of these supposed "new age Christians" you speak of or even heard of them for that matter, so I'm somewhat doubtful that they even exist at least in any numbers worth actually considering.
They sound more like some bullshit you needed to make up in order to have your argument sound like it works.

dude the dead sea scrolls lmao

nice thread moshe

Why do you keep trying to force this nonsense-term?

they just stole that from the egyptian religion

i don't think there's anything more cringe than the massive increase in open christcucks on the internet. And it's all fueled by larping, grifting and political loyalty. I even preferred reddit atheists to these fucking hopeless retards.

How the fuck did Joe Rogan of all people become a Christian?

I dunno. Maybe he experienced first hand how awful evangelical atheists are, or maybe he has come to realize what atheism (or at least an otherwise lacking of Christianity) has done to the West in a mere 50-year period and realized how catastrophic it has been.

Why do you keep trying to force this nonsense-term?

Our shit stinks and nobody wants it

We'll put our shit in Their yard and hope people think it was always theirs

Christcucks are insecure about their intelligence.

Well that's weird, because last I checked it was evangelical atheists that literally COULD NOT SHUT UP about how supposedly "smart" they are and how much "smarter" they are than everyone else.

Uh...Is that an iron chariot?

GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT

Be sure to donate another paycheck to Bernie Sanders or BLM or whatever to show just how free-thinking & ungriftable you are, by the way.

Becoming a minority in the us and thanking us for it.

Yeah, it's almost like he learned something, or matured and grew up or something like that?...

retard is religious

More at 11

Just lie about what's in The Bible, they're never gonna actually read it or care about quotes like picrel

I don't think I've seen someone openly identify as an atheist on the internet in a decade. Is this back?

Why did Fox feel the need to report this? How is this news?

I no longer have my gay little atheist Echo-Chamber, especially now that I go on to the uncensored Internet and basically look for stuff to get triggered over!

Oh don't worry, I can definitely think of one thing more cringy...

It doesn't. In fact, one of the creators was a Catholic priest

Becoming a minority in the us

Just t-t-two more weeks!

I don't think I've seen someone openly identify as an atheist on the internet in a decade

You're straight up lying if you use Anon Babble with any even marginal regularity, let alone any other places.

No amount of contrarian autism in an online culture war is ever going to make me pretend to believe in Jewish mythology.

Nigger are you just oblivious to the fact that like a quarter of all News Stories are "[Person] Says [Thing]"? And you're unironically going to pretend that such a thing was exclusive to or invented by Fox News? Really?

His right wing grift arc is complete. Sadly these faggots never go the full distance, at least that would be entertaining.

Yes, literally the only reason anybody else in the world would believe something different than what you believe is because of "contrarianism". It's all just "contrarianism", because that's the only thing you understand. Everyone else in the world is exactly as simple-minded and irrational as you are.

not everyone browses Anon Babble and Anon Babble, nigga

look at this binary-thinking low iq fucker

you're either a retarded "christ is king" spamming televangelist fellating closeted fag or a reddit blm supporting atheist

the very simple truth is you're two sides of one severely mentally ill coin

You're literally IN a thread on Anon Babble full of people identifying as atheists RIGHT NOW, dipshit.

I think Jesus would be much more offended at using His name so you can purposefully reinterpret the Bible to control stupid people with shit he never talked about.
Look at how the new age Christians like Peterson immediately back away once they get pressed on what being a Christian is about because even they know how unpopular it is

Yeah bro, just ignore the last decade of Anon Babble culture where every personal belief is dictated by spite against what's perceived as leftism. You're absolutely sincere and don't have a Luce goon folder.

None of what you're babbling about was actually mentioned in the post you're replying to.
Were you literally just THAT horny to post the same stale, reheated "le two sides of le same coin!!!" faux-neautrality redditor not-argument, regardless of whether it made sense in context or not?

Why the fuck are people turning back to Christianity and attending church again?

A ton of people I know who I never expected to be christcucks are suddenly going to church. Aren't we past this?

Yeah bro, just ignore the last decade of Anon Babble culture where my baseless delusions that reinforce what I WANT to believe happened.

Thank you, I think I will considering that your mental fanfiction of reality doesn't really matter in regards to actual reality.

goes into a thread about St. Elsewhere

"everyone must be talking about St. Elsewhere these days"

Oh... now he's religious. Lmfaooooooooooooooooo

Rogan is such a fake.

See:

It's a desperate attempt to return to conservative social mores even though the church constantly folds to the whims of liberal society.

What's your end goal, faggot?

I see it
modern life is devoid of meaning and community

Because they hate Jews and Muslims. They don't care about going to heaven, they just want the moral authority that comes with being a Christian.
If you ever meet them in person and actually know about the Bible, they quickly crumble and retreat into making up their own lore or just outright heresies.

No, retard, I'm going by a general average of what I've seen in numerous threads over the several years that I've used this website. This thread is hardly an isolated example and the fact that it takes place on "Anon Babble - Television & Film" proves how far removed the board's topic can be from discussing religion or philosophy or anything like that and yet we'll feature plenty of self-identifying atheists popping up to tell you how much smarter than you they are.

And who created God?

Uh he just always existed

Very convenient.

Judaism

Nigger, "judaism" implies a religion. Jews are on your side in this debate of theism vs atheism, even if what they believe in is fucking Moloch.

Go saw your dick off, faggot.

the church constantly folds to the whims of liberal society

1. There isn't one singular "church", at least not in Protestantism.
2. However little of that trend there actually was, it has very much come to a rapid screeching halt recently.
3. Have you told liberals about this? Because they STILL can't seem to stop constantly screeching about how Christians are supposedly "oppressing" them.

last I checked it was evangelical atheists that literally COULD NOT SHUT UP about how supposedly "smart" they are and how much "smarter" they are than everyone else.

So you’re living in the 00s still? Bro, be careful when 2008 happens.

you made retarded assumptions, so i spoke back in a language you understand

popping up to tell you how much smarter than you they are.

Well, they have the upper hand nybnot believing in talking snakes.

All this shit proves we MUST support Israel!

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Seething judeo-christian lmao

I psychically understand the real but secret motivations of everyone participating in a collective religious group that accounts for more than a third of the planet's total population. Trust me, they're all just pretending.

Very convincing.

I use Anon Babble more than you

agreed

He’s doing it because most of his audience is Christians with no knowledge of the Bible

Why though? He already had millions of fans without being a Christian.

Because they hate Jews and Muslims.

I was raised Christian and know the Bible much more than you. I genuinely wanted to defend the Bible and its historical contents until I was 18 and just couldn't do it in good faith anymore
What you people are doing is an affront to God

Have you told liberals about this? Because they STILL can't seem to stop constantly screeching about how Christians are supposedly "oppressing" them.

Progressives are never happy, not even with their own parties. Christianity is in the exact same trap as conservatives who are just democrats from 20 years ago. Go tell a protestant preacher why niggers shouldn't be allowed in the congregation and get back to us on how BASED TRAD RETVRN the church is.

most of his audience is Christians with no knowledge of the Bible

delusional

Why though? He already had millions of fans without being a Christian.

He's losing ground, which much of it was possibly astroturfed by Russian assets to promote Trump/Musk/etc, which they see as more favorable than Democrats who are more pro EU. It's the same reason why the Daily Wire is collapsing.

If you don't use Anon Babble enough to make to at least make general statements on what goes on here, then maybe you shouldn't be making general statements on what does and does not occur regularly here like you did in and I.e. what this whole conversation was about. Retard.

Most 'Christians' would consider Jesus woke.

noooo dont let techfags speak for themselves! We should only allow journalists to speak for them!

Everyone around him is probably doing it too, and it's not like Christians expect you to uphold their standards anymore
I bet if you pressed him on it, he'd immediately renounce Christ then be back to saying he's a Christian the next day

Anon Babble Jesus:

he wanted you to have a sword

he whipped some merchants

the jews killed him

the end

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Do you think Joe Rogan thinks people worship Sheldon?

He's a real rebel becoming a mouthpiece for billionaires... buy some Nord VPN and AG1!

irl christians are stupid, Anon Babble christians are larping to own the libs

Where did he say that he is a devout Christian again though? All he is saying here is that he doesn't believe in the big bang. You guys are retarded

I was raised Christian and know the Bible much more than you.

Sure, bruv.
But regardless of the veracity of that statement, how does that justify your completely retarded claim of knowing the "secret" but le REAL motivations underlying the entirety of the world's singular largest and most populated faith? You still have an addressed that.

I'm just saying that the wave of atheist thought in 2011 was pretty strong and I haven't noticed any sort of resurgence. People offhandedly mentioning that they're atheist or Christian isn't the same

He found a more pliable, profitable audience

How many people ITT saw 20 atheists debate 1 Chri... I mean Jordan Peterson?

Why does it bother you so much?

I never said he was a rebel. Dude has been part of the system his whole life

I don't think anyone here would think he's devout, even if he claims he is. He's also a closeted faggot.

Remember when Musk spoke for himself and what he wanted was Indian slavery to replace working class Americans because national identity isn't real and we're all just data on a graph?

Why are right-wngers so easy to trick and grift?

Democrats are the preferable party to literally any country that wants to see America destroyed because Democrats push policies that weaken and are intemded to ultimately destroy our country. Every couple years they even LITERALLY start destroying our country.

And his audience is realizing it and dropping him (also dude Raid Shadow Legends is epic, use my code for free cards) so now he's fishing for the Christian Nationalist audience.

Is Joe sick or something what is going on with him?

Yes, the democrats caused COVID, and the Housing Crisis, the invasion of Iraq/Afghanistan... whoa.

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it's actually all a secret conspiracy by Russia. that's the only explanation for there being people that don't believe the same things I do.

Democrats might be the single biggest fucking retards on the planet.

Because it’s abundantly fucking obvious from talking to you people and watching charlatans like Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson go on to defend Christianity

My guess, he's about to be outed for having a boy friend. The real question is, is Joe the top or bottom?

Because he's a grifter profiting from a retarded audience.
The absolute fucking state of the Anon Babble fags ITT grasping at straws trying to make Joe based and trad and intelligent. It's well documented that the guy is fucking retarded.

All political contrarians are easy to dupe. But typically people with a lot of prejudice are easier to dupe because they have a preset enemy and if you speak against the preset enemy you can pretty much say anything and they'll support it, because it's assumed it's against their preset enemy.

I believe Jesus created the universe

Yeah, where are people getting the idea that Rogan might be a Christian?

Remember, despite what is claimed Mueller round Russian did indeed interfere with the 2016 election, he just couldn't prove that Trump himself directly coordinated with them (plenty in the campaign did though). You add in their recent work with Tenet media paying off Tim Pool, Dave Rubin, Benny, etc. to push FSB talking points against Ukraine, Kamala, etc. and it's not out of scope to wonder if Joe's post election drop off is Russia no longer funding bots/shills to drive up his numbers. Or, maybe people just really like that NFL wife's podcast more lol

*found Russia did indeed
Bad typos due to it being early, or just call me an Indian ESL sar XD

Lives in LA

Becomes degenerate libtard

Moves to Texas

Becomes retarded rightoid chud

Almost as if Joe is a retarded meathead who can't form a single independent thought

That's because you're too dumb to have an opinion, accept what your betters tell you is true and get on with whatever meaningless toil the system requires of you - the problem with priests wasn't that ordinary morons listened and obeyed them, it's that they were peddling bullshit.

And no that's not sarcasm: most people are morons who historically had enough self-awareness to know that, and the problem with modernity is not that we don't have belief systems anymore to give those dumb-dumbs the structure and surety they need, but that the people who *should* have been providing that direction and certainty were so caught up in faggoty notions of Personal Liberty and Individual Choice that we've allowed the world's NPCs to believe they're anything else.

Science *should* be your new god, plebboid.

He moved to Austin, the most liberal and bluest city in Texas lol plenty of boi pucci as well.

So what's this retard's explanation for all the leftist idiots that Joe Rogan has allowed on his show?
If Joe Rogan's fucking Podcast is not only all powerful but also secretly a method for Russia or whatever to control everyone (fucking lol), why don't leftists become guests on it more frequently? Rogan will famously have damn near ANYBODY on his show regardless of whether or not he personally agrees or disagrees with their particular beliefs, and there are numerous examples of him outright inviting liberal or leftist pundits of various flavors and then outright turning him down.
Why are leftists not allowing themselves to be platformed by what is such an apparently powerful tool of influence, despite literally being INVITED to do so? Why are they just letting "Russia" or "muh fascists" or whatever dominate it instead but then whining about it on Twitter?

This ought to be hilarious. I can't wait to see what absolutely retarded, nonsensical schizo """explanation""" they try to crap-out to explain this blatantly illogical aspect of their narrative.

"Science only asks for you for one miracle. It wants you to believe in one miracle—the Big Bang," Rogan recited. "It's a great line! Because it really is true, and it's funny because people would be incredulous about the resurrection of Jesus Christ, but yet they're convinced that the entire universe was smaller than the head of a pin, and for no reason that anybody's adequately explained to me makes sense."

"I'm sticking with Jesus," he concluded.

He is just saying that he believes a divine being created the universe.

Science *should* be your new god, plebboid.

This is such a retarded argument. Science never claimed to be giving anyone moral frameworks like religion does.

Yeah I'm sure the only reason he did that is for his weed addiction. He's a bonified chud now by all metrics

Getting played by Satanists who are luring them into a false version of Christianity. I’m not even kidding. Christianity is a real thing, but most people who think they’re Christians are following a Satanic, ego feeding, sin generating Christianity that has been built to resemble real Christianity. It’s a brilliant maneuver by Satan and will very likely result in an antichrist because this version of Christianity is basically a perfect anti-Christianity in the actual sense of the antichrist.

Yes, the democrats caused COVID

Literally yes.

there used to only be nothingness

there used to be a hot, dense state, not nothing

so the universe was fucked out of sydney sweeney

that's why its called the big bang

So what's this retard's explanation for all the leftist idiots that Joe Rogan has allowed on his show?

Recently whomst? He refused to let Kamala on lying and saying she didn't want to fly there despite her campaign claiming otherwise. He didn't have Tim Waltz on, hasn't had on others. Just Musk and Trump and Vance. He refuses to bring on Hasan, is now ducking Bill Burr, etc.
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Trump was President, sweetie. He refused to deal with it as a leader as it was 'blue state problem' that would end in the Summer when it got warm. Thankfully, he fast tracked vaccine rollouts.

Christians have been entirely complacent letting people like this into their communities just for them to distort the word of god and make their entire religion look stupid.
It is entirely their fault that it happened because they were too in love with the reach and influence they got from people like this to ever speak out against them
Maybe Peterson getting destroyed can be the off ramp you need from them

Russian did indeed interfere with the 2016 election

"Interfered" how? Posting something you didn't like on Facebook? Literally every country is posting shit on Facebook.

Also, will you fat, lip-smacking apes literally ever stop obsessing over Russia and insisting that it is the only reason anybody has ever disagreed with you? People disagree with you because you are legitimately retarded and you promote things that are objectively harmful and wrong, not because Vladimir Putin secretly paid somebody 20 levels up to mind-control somebody into thinking that.

Dude, you NEED to praise these two establishment stooges who don't practice what they preach

Lol

Read the Mueller report, it's all in there.
justice.gov/archives/sco/file/1373816/dl?inline=

Russian interference in the 2016 election was “sweeping and systemic.”

Major attack avenues included a social media “information warfare” campaign that “favored” candidate Trump and the hacking of Clinton campaign-related databases and release of stolen materials through Russian-created entities and Wikileaks.

Russia also targeted databases in many states related to administering elections gaining access to information for millions of registered voters.

Cringe overload

Atheists failed at offering a better alternative to a fulfilling life. You can thank Marxists for this.

He refused to deal with it as a leader

He literally put a flight ban on flights coming from infected countries, namely China, and you screeched that it was literally fascism and told people to go out and "hug a Chinese".
Corona was also literally released upon the World by a country run by literal Communists.

Your arguments are literally 5+ years out of date.

Science *should* be your new god, plebboid.

Science is fallible and constantly changing by its own admission though. "Scientific fact" 200 years ago is very different from "scientific fact" today. Religion presents itself as infallible and unchanging. So many words for such an easily disprovable argument

Christians have been entirely complacent letting people like this into their communities just for them to distort the word of god and make their entire religion look stupid

yeah, they didn't take their own religion seriously enough, and now their holidays became essentially exterminated in three decades

you screeched

Nice strawman.

eschatological martyrology kink: to be a victim, dying with everybody else to reach the heavens to meet daddy god uwu

According to the Bible, the earth is only 6,000 years old. So the Bible isn't compatible with basic science at all. Of course, most modern-day Christians reconcile modern science with the Big Bang, the earth being 4.5 billion years old, dinosaurs, etc, but that's just a convenient cherry-picking cope and there's no actual logic or consistency to it

It's not lack of christianity (jew worship) that's making the US what it is now. It's the jew (including state/government) and nigger worship. China is overstepping the US in all sectors except the soldier bodybag sector.

Russell Brand, Rogan, Peterson and all the other grifter Christians (Griftians) are the ultimate soldiers of Satan and the antichrist. They might even all secretly hope they’re the antichrist. None of this will end well though. Real Christianity is humble, quiet, modest. It’s inevitable it will get drowned out by the shouting of the bejeweled and bombastic fanatics until they become the official face of the religion and even the image of Jesus himself will become warped and unrecognizable.

blah blah blah they posted a meme on Facebook blah blah blah we ignored that we posted more shit on social-media blah blah blah no we won't be more specific than that

So again, it's not very impressive.

There's a reason Mueller is considered a joke and you genuinely need to move on and get over it. I know you put all your money on him at the racetrack, but nobody was impressed with anything that he found. People with TDS just pretend they do because they have to grasp at ANY straw they can.

Nobody cares about your deranged, borderline sexual obsession with Russia, and nobody's interested in letting it dictate policy in the United States.
"Muh Russia" is not why people tell you to fuck off when you say you want sex-changes for 8-year-olds and for the border with Mexico to be wide open, and the fact that you can't understand this is why you were going to continue to lose Elections and lose them just as hard as you did this past November.

It looks a little something like this.

OBEY AND TREMBLE, YOU PEASANTS!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!

Lmao, how about no?

puritans pretending to know anything about God

a crusade should have been proclaimed in the 16th to exterminate this vermin forever

Would you care to express your opinion on his pre-pandemic choices, if you weren't screeching? And don't use hindsight, if possible.

hate jews

worship the literal 'king of jews'

Don't bother bro, these cucks can't think critically for even a second.
Why would Trump simp for a country that frequently mocks him and makes him look impotent?

lmaooooooooo these cultists are truly no shame eh

This is legitimately Antichrist behavior.

China is overstepping the US in all sectors

Yeah, except for quality of life, health, general happiness, workplace safety, road safety, Freedom of the Press, the structural Integrity of public buildings, combating pollution, not eating gutter oil, etc.

Imagine unironically worshiping Godless bug people and the uncaring Communist Dictatorship that lords over them. Christianity is what made the United States AND what made it incredible for nearly 200 straight years, and it has only taken 50 years of atheist quackery to nearly bring us to self-destruction.
The atheist-experiment has clearly failed. That's what happens when you try to fix something that isn't "broke" the first place.

I'm sticking with the dead goatfucker on that one.

Dead goatfucker makes more sense.

The eternal goatfucking begins.

Im sticking to Jesus

It's obvious what headline he wanted and who he's pandering to
This fucking wishy-washy "I'm a Christian, no Im not" that Rogan, Peterson, and the rest of these false prophets do is goddamn cowardly. You're either a Christian or you're not. Doing this just makes the religion look dumber by association.

The US has always been overstepped by several West European countries in quality of life, health, happiness, etc. You don't need any of that shit to be the economic leader of the world

More like "why would he ally with a country that he was literally ordering missile-strikes on in Syria?".
I never really got an explanation to that one. Well, one redditor unironically tried to tell me that "the missiles were FAKE", so I guess there's that.

I'm one of those "I'm a Christian, no Im not" guys myself. Christianity is like democracy. It's the least worst system. Find me one thing that makes more sense than Christianity and I'll point and laugh at how retarded you are

if god made everyone equal how come everyone doesn't have cancer, a chronic illness, brittle bones or isn't paralyzed from birth

I've met a few on construction sites who think that God is real and the earth is billions of years old, but also think God made a bunch of other civs between now and then and wiped them out just cuz
I think it's really dumb cuz it directly contradicts genesis, but I don't say anything cuz I don't wanna lose my job over something trivial

Based.

Already did, he ignored the problem when it 'only affected blue states', then he supported lockdowns and vaccines when it was clear it wouldn't go away. The first 5 months or so of ignoring the issue fucked us.

Modern non-denominational Christianity is such a farce. It really goes to show how much of an NPC the average person is. They just make shit up and believe their own lies

The theory of evolution. There's no proof for any of the claims in the Bible. Show me physical proof of God. Extraordinary claims need extraordinary evidence.
I don't think you're a Christian at all, really. That kind of behavior is directly antithetical to the Bible and will not get you into heaven.

muh Russia

Tim Pool: AHHH RUSSIA TRICKED ME!!! I AM THE VICTIM HERE!!!

Better ask yourself what's the end goal of those who want you to believe your existence was a mistake.

You will never be able to explain where the Big Bang came from. "Uh, it just happened" is as retarded as creationists explaining where God came from.

Your behavior will not get you into this place that I don't believe in, and in fact despise people who believe in it

Nice zinger, you disingenuous faggot

To become israelites (jews)
If you meant to say saviors of the mud people, you'd be correct

but also think God made a bunch of other civs between now and then and wiped them out just cuz

The Old Testament basically says this. For example in the Exodus story, God straight up tells Pharaoh that he made him just so he could demonstrate his power by destroying him

Could he turn water into beer instead?

That's different from saying fully advanced or even sci-fi futuristic civilizations existed at one point and were wiped out with no trace cuz the God of Abraham felt like it like these people.

I don't despise Christians. I feel sorry for them cuz they have to deal with charlatans and cowards like you pretending to be Christian whenever its convenient for them

Whoa bro, Jamie pull up that video of the liberal pissing in bud light cans and serving it to children. It is WILD.

Joe, that video was fake

WHAT!? WHY DOES IT LIE!?

It's the same idea. OT God is constantly destroying cities and peoples for various reasons. If you accept that, it's not a stretch to imagine he's been doing it for a long time.

If you consider the story of Noah it's not that out of scope.

democracy

least worst system

It contradicts genesis and has 0 evidence, but sure. Once you're this willing to just make up your own beliefs, don't be surprised when other people check out.

It contradicts genesis

How so? Everyone knows the story of God nuking Sodom and Gomorrah.

some dumbass converts to Christianity

fedoratippers immediately lose theirs shit

And yet morons will wonder why nobody takes them seriously.

The Holy Bible says to tend your own garden before tending to the field of others. That means you should have a strict border policy. End of story.

At no point did Trump "ignore" the issue and he was making statements on what was being done about it before Day 0 of it ever being present in America.

You believe literal fan-fiction.

Exactly. OT God is a nasty cunt

AHHH RUSSIA TRICKED ME!!! I AM THE VICTIM HERE!!!

That's you though.

What did he do to address COVID was it was spreading through hospitals and retirement homes in January, 2020?

Lmao as if you needed to fake videos of Leftists incriminating themselves. They do their shit openly these days.
And having children drink piss is hardly even the worst thing they could do to kids at this point.

Hahahaha you're mad that Russia is still at it to support Trump. Notice even Russia won't touch Israel, tho.

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None of that would explain someone believing in a Christian god, dumbass. It doesn’t work like that. I can think all atheists are retards and causing the distraction of the west of whatever else you believe, but that doesn’t magically make the nonsense in the Bible any more true or believable to me. What you’re admitting is that someone can larp as a Christian out of spite and contrarianism but not actually have a faith. Which is just as retarded.

It's obvious what headline he wanted and who he's pandering to

KEK, no it's not. It's his grug casual comedy way of saying that he believes that a divine being exists, and created the universe.

Human intelligence was evolved not to solve problems or create tools, rather human intelligence was evolved to deal with the complexities of other human beings. Other human beings are the greatest asset and also the greatest threat to humans. Therefore, approaching life from a vantage point of trying to be correct is not going to be the most effective reproductive strategy because you are dealing with your fellow human beings that believe in things not because they are true but because they will result in a highest utility for them.

So we're just lying now about how Democrats reacted to Trump's anti-Corona policies? Really? You think you can just gaslight people on that shit?

what about it? surely you aren't comparing a peaceful protest in which zero (0) people were arrested for insurrection and the only people killed were conservative protestors by liberal police, to the widespread global violence, murders, and arson enacted by the radical left during the BLM riots.

You strawman'd, which proves you have no real argument outside 'muh dems'. Trump was President.

According to the Bible, the earth is only 6,000 years old.

At no point does the Bible literally stipulate such a thing. That's merely a gross extrapolation based entirely on limited liberalism interpretations and massive assumptions being made where detail isn't present.

I think that you are very naive. It is certainly plausible that human beings shape their identity not so much on who they believe they are, but on groups of people they want to represent themselves as not being. This is a fairly well studied phenomenon and explains why conflict is always seemingly brewing amongst people. We are a somewhat paradoxical species in that you take an average individual, they are going to be reasonably altruistic. But we are a very competitive species in that we are constantly competing for resources with out groups.

We are going to want to justify our actions against out groups, especially if we believe that those out groups are direct danger to us or our in groups.

gang of niggers doing nigger things

leftist violence 1

Lmao, I love how impotent and afraid you cuckservatives are.

It's not the niggers and the kikes, IT'S THE LIBERAL LEFTISTS, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BASED BLACK MEN

I am glad we're still supporting Israel and cutting Medicaid.

According to leftists, "men" can get pregnant and "women" can have penises. So leftism isn't compatible with basic science at all.

Killing white people. Worshipping jews.

Men and women are subjective terms, anon. A rose... by any other name...

if you don't want to support israel you should start rallying democrats to primary the 20% of their elected congressional politicians that are jewish and vote 100% in favor of supporting israel.

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang

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Words have meanings, anon, and you will never be a woman.

Makes sense why it's such a retarded theory then

I can't be mad at things that only ever occurred in your head, faggot.

Again, nobody hates you and your party because "Russia" told them to.
You're hated because your views are destructive and insane.
You've convinced yourself that it's only became of "Russia" because that lie is more comforting to you than admitting thr truth to yourself.
Speaking of which, you will never be a woman.

As opposed to Trump who completely gutted the economy and destroyed international relations for literally no reason

B-but David Hogg is a deep state shill... why is he aligned with removing all the Jew loving 80 year old Dems and their black Servants who all MUST STAND WITH AND SUPPORT ISRAEL. It is so confusing.

TACO boy can't even commit. I am a liberal who wishes we would do the tariffs to see what happens, but faggot keeps fucking around.

Your narrative is not supported by the facts. Go visit Dave Rubin's multi million dollar mansion in Miami lol

i never watched this show back when it was airing. I tried it out a few months ago and chuckled at I think 2 jokes, both playing off sheldon's autistic behaviors. not a single one of the other characters was appealing or endearing in any way.

Why doesn't the Big bang make sense to you and can you prove God exists?

Gee, you think it might be that Christianity has proven itself by making not just America but the entire West the axis of the World for more than 1,000 years?

I don't understand how God's relationship to the universe negates physics. Atheists and Christians alike are deranged.

completely gutted the economy

by what measure? certainly not by the traditional measures of stock market, jobs growth, gdp, etc, and consumer goods have been trending downward since he was elected.

And as we all know, Presidents have uncontested unilateral power.
Also, that nullifies the fact that Dems literally FOUGHT to let Corona enter the US.

It's their fault and no matter how much that fact makes your already Estrogen-swolen face inflate with rage, it will remaon true and not be forgotten. And the American people seem to agree with me, considering they put Trump back in Office after a mere four years of establishment Democrats showing their ass.

No I don’t think a theory of the creation of the universe and an all powerful, all knowing, all loving deity is proved true because its believers and followers built a civilization. That’s a fallacy.
Nothing you said contradicted my statement.

Blackjack and hookers.

That is your narrative and not supported by the facts. The facts are Trump deliberately ignored COVID as it was a 'blue state problem' in Jan-Feb, then in March he kept claiming it would go away in the spring when it got warm. He then freaked out and fast tracked vaccines - the only smart decision he made, but motivated by his inaction in the winter/spring.

I hate this cia puppet.

Yep, now he's pushing Trump and Bezos and Musk as they support Israel more than Joe and Kamala were willing to.

This is your typical African animists house it turns out that Jesus works for everyone.

wouldn't this thread be moved to Anon Babble why did the mod dump it in Anon Babble?

the end game is to control the world via government

In this case it's just grifting but the answer is love.

Rogan's been radicalized. Any day now he's going to start demanding everyone's children be forced to pray in school and raging against the evils of abortion and gay marriages like the rest of these fuckers.

to belong I would assume