Secrets thread

I want to watch my gf suck animal dicks

My wife was underage when we first got together

My aunt and uncle got me drunk, abs my uncle fucked my ass while I ate her pussy.

Same here buddy.
Her family was okay with it because she was saving herself for marriage. That lasted all of 6 months.
15 and 19

What was the age difference for the two of you?

15 and 22, she was/is my sister's best friend. We kept it quiet till she turned 18. Though my sister knew.

she was saving herself for marriage. That lasted all of 6 months.

Kek, yeah it's a miracle we didn't get pregnant

be me

14 years old

neet girl

next to no friends

no social life

sexually attracted to insects

look at weird porn constantly

my parents were out with friends

home by myself

go into the kitchen for a drink

giant roach on the wall

grab a cup and catch it after my third try

I run upstairs to my room

I want to try something new

take off my shirt

no boobs no bra

pick up the roach

my hand shakes

hold it up to my nipple

it instantly tries to grab on

it feels scratchy and tickling

hold it up to my other nipple

same bliss

I begin rubbing my clit as it teases my nipples

get an idea

hold my pussy open as much as I can

it's too wiggly to get it inside

put it back in the cup and run downstairs

put it in the freezer for a few minutes

I start to chicken out

but it stops moving

run back to my room

hold my pussy open

slip it inside

it's cold at first

but it starts moving around as it warms up

I can feel it crawling around inside me

start to rub my clit again

I feel it doing something to my cervix

that sends me over the edge

I lay there panting

feel it crawl out of my pussy and run down my thigh

fall asleep

After my uncle died I helped clean out some of his stuff and found porn he had made with his daughters and my older sister.

I've showered with my nieces quite a few times

there is this guy that likes my gf, and when she's not around I regularly let him smell her clothes, especially her dirty underwear, and cum on them

I used to occasionally work in the entertainment industry as a professional consultant in a few different fields. I have sniffed the used panties of Kay Panabaker, Nellie McKay, Leven Rambin, Victoria Pedretti, and Sophie Simnett.

i spit in the sauce containers in my food production job

I dont know of any of them

This is the most fucked up thing I've ever seen on Anon Babble. Fuck you. Die in a fucking fire.

Kept a secret for my sister and she paid me in blowjobs.

youre still a virgin

Got into my friend iCloud and got 6 years of pics to goon to

Is his dick bigger than yours?

Yes

Went to visit my sister and walked in on my brother in law wrestling with his 3 kids in his underwear and a very visible boner.

I've done food work my whole life and honestly you're fowl for that.

Anyways the one and only time I've ever done something to someone's food was when I was closing a kitchen at a restaurant one night.
Basically I had a co-worker friend who was seeing a girl, nothing official but it seemed like they were going somewhere with their relationship beyond regular friendship when she just kind of ghosted him and he found out she was fucking like 3 other dudes. Well co-worker and I are in kitchen and the girl in question comes in with a guy and orders food.

It's just me and my buddy in the kitchen and he's a sensitive guy but also a delinquent, tells me about everything, so as a friend of course I asked him if I could rub my balls on the bun sides of her sandwich and he laughed and said he didn't care.

So I obliged.

Best part about that story is that I guess the girl messaged my co-worker friend for the first time in a couple of weeks and said:

"Hey I saw you at work the other night that sandwich was really good!"

We laughed about that shit forever. I'm now laughing as I just remembered what I did.

Used to fuck my married friend. She’d be up for giving head whenever I asked. Used to get titfucks too but she chopped them off cause of back problems or whatever. Her husband is still oblivious.

Wild if true. What do you even do with this information?

I'm a total faggot loser and I am going to an hero later this year after my 20yr class reunion

I'm 29 f. I've found pictures of me regularly shared here and it always drives me really horny to see that.

I'm working on being sluttier

I haven't told anyone. He's already dead anyway

In the small town of Dusty Pines, cowboy Adejo "Lick" Lawson earned his peculiar nickname for a reason that none dared question directly. Known for his wild antics and an unshakeable grin, Lick was a staple at the local saloon, more famous for his daredevil stunts than his roping skills.

One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.

“Step right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “Who’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.

With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.

In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboy—a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and grit—they knew how to have a good time, too.

Go to the gym and try to eat better for at least a year before you make that commitment, you might change your mind.
Lovingly, the guy who put his balls on some whores sandwich

Mmmm Nellie mckay

Prove it post a slutty pic

For fuck's sake, are you kidding me? You think you're the one who's been posting that Gypsy crap? Give me a break, dude. That's the most ridiculous shit I've ever heard. You're about as original as a fucking OG iPhone.

Listen, if you're gonna try to spin some wild tale, at least put some effort into it. Don't come at me with some half-baked, recycled nonsense. I've seen better lies from a fucking kindergartener. You're like a bad parody of every other wannabe tough guy out there. Newsflash, buddy: you're not fooling anyone with your weak-ass stories.

And what's with the Gypsy thing, anyway? You think you're some kind of Romani mafia kingpin or something? Get over yourself, pal. You're just a poser trying to sound cool. I've got a bridge to sell you, buddy, and it's called fucking reality.

You know what's even more pathetic? The fact that you think anyone would buy into your BS. You're like a joke, man. A bad, overplayed joke that nobody finds funny anymore. And yet, you keep on trying, like a dog chasing its own tail. It's almost...sad.

So here's a suggestion, genius: try something new. I don't know, maybe take a writing class or something. Learn how to craft a decent story that doesn't sound like it was ripped straight from a bad action movie. Because, right now, you're just embarrassing yourself. And honestly, it's getting fucking boring.

So, go ahead, keep on lying, keep on pretending to be something you're not. See if anyone cares. But let me tell you, buddy, you're not impressing anyone with your fake tales and weak attempts at being cool. You're just a joke, a fucking laughingstock. And if you can't handle the truth, then maybe you should just stick to playing make-believe in your mom's basement.

pics or it didnt happen

I rape my fucking poop every night and it's simultaneously my dog and daughter.

Are you fucking kidding me with that ridiculous story? That's the most unoriginal, cliché, and downright laughable tale I've ever had the displeasure of hearing. You think you can just spew out some generic, tries-too-hard-to-be-edgy nonsense and I'll be impressed? Please.

First of all, let's get to the part where your aunt and uncle allegedly got you drunk. How convenient, right? The old "I was drunk, so I don't remember anything" excuse. How trite. How boring. How utterly fucking predictable. You can't even come up with something a little more creative than that? It's like you took every terrible 90s teen movie and mashed them all together into one big mess of a story.

And then, of course, there's the pièce de résistance – the part where your uncle supposedly fucked your ass while you were eating your aunt's pussy. Wow. Just... wow. I mean, I've heard of some wild shit in my time, but this takes the cake. Or should I say, it takes the gag gift from the bad novelty store down the street? This is the kind of thing you'd expect to hear from a 14-year-old trying to sound cool in front of his friends, not from someone who's supposedly telling a genuine story.

You know what the worst part is? It's not even like you tried to make it sound believable. You just phoned it in, like you were checking off boxes on a bad porn script. "Okay, got the drunk part, check. Got the anal sex, check. Got the incestuous twist, check." It's like you thought you could just throw a bunch of dirty words and situations together and somehow, magically, it would become a compelling narrative. Newsflash: it didn't.

Look, if you're going to spin a yarn, at least put some damn effort into it. Make it interesting. Make it unique. Make it something that doesn't sound like it was written by a middle schooler with a bad attitude and a worse imagination. This? This is just embarrassing. For you, not for me. I'm just here to call you out on your bullshit.

Does this hurt the poop?

For fuck's sake, are you kidding me with that shit? You think you can just come at me with some wild, pervy story about your uncle and his freaky family fuck fest, and I'm supposed to be all shocked and impressed? Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.

First of all, let's get real, that's not even an original tale. It's like you took every bad 90s movie and mashed them all together into one crappy narrative. "Oh, my uncle died, and I found some dark family secret." Wow, how fucking novel. I've never heard that one before. It's not like every other douchebag on the planet has tried to spin some similar yarn to get attention.

And then there's the supposed "porn" he made with his daughters and your sister. Are you fucking serious? You actually expect me to believe that? That's some next-level, Jerry Springer-type shit right there. I mean, I've seen some wild stuff in my time, but that's just ridiculous. You're not even a good liar, dude. You're like a fucking amateur trying to spin a tale to get a rise out of someone.

And what's with the "older sister" detail? You threw that in there for some extra shock value, didn't you? Like, "Oh, it's not just his daughters, it's also my older sister, so it's even more scandalous!" Give me a break. You're not even trying to be subtle with your blatant attempt to tug at my emotions.

Listen, if you're gonna come at me with some crazy story, at least have the decency to make it somewhat believable or, I don't know, not a total fucking cliche. But no, you just had to go with the most basic, unoriginal, tried-and-true "family secrets" story out there. Bravo, dude. You must be so proud of yourself. Fucking pathetic.

Yeah but that's the fucked up secret part. The poop likes it. I'm also a retarded indian guy and I use AI to shit up secrets threads.

Are you fucking kidding me? You think anyone's gonna buy that load of horseshit? Showering with your nieces? What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? That's not just a weird claim, it's a goddamn red flag. You're not even trying to be subtle about it. It's like you took every creepy uncle stereotype and mashed them all together into one big mess.

And what's with the "quite a few times" part? Are you trying to make it sound like some kind of regular fucking activity? Newsflash, buddy: it's not normal to shower with your nieces, no matter how many times you do it. And if you're trying to make it seem like a casual thing, you're doing a shit job. It's like you're trying to convince us that you're some kind of fucking pedophile or something.

And let's get real, dude. This story is older than dirt. I've heard it before, and I'm sure everyone else has too. You're not even original in your depravity. It's like you took a page straight out of the "Creepy Uncle Handbook" and decided to run with it. "Oh, I showered with my nieces, it's no big deal." Give me a break. You're not fooling anyone with that crap.

You know what's even more pathetic? The fact that you think anyone's gonna believe you. You're like a bad liar, dude. You can't even be bothered to come up with something remotely plausible. It's like you're trying to be the laughing stock of the fucking internet. "Hey, guys, I showered with my nieces, what's up?" Yeah, sure, buddy. And I'm the fucking king of England.

So, go ahead and keep spewing your bullshit, dude. See if anyone cares. You're just making a fool of yourself, and everyone's gonna call you out on it. You're not even a good liar, you're just a sad, pathetic fucking joke.

Well did you keep it? Is it any good? Do you ever think about it when you see them?

ugly and awkward and abused by my dad for years as a kid

grow into a hermit, getting out of bed without wanting to off myself is a huge accomplishment

develop maladative daydream esque fantasy relationship with a famous actress

in my fantasy we mostly do cutesy couple stuff (text, go for walks, hang out and watch mocies, I also tell her about all the physical and sexual abuse I faced as a kid and she is totally accepting of it

spend thousands of dollars commissioning r rated erotica stories depicting me and her in a loving relationship

truly feel accepted, loved, forgiven, peaceful, etc.

she starts dating a superstar chad athlete, legitimately feel like I was shot when I found out

seeing or hearing about either of them brings me to tears

start making alt accounts on sports message boards where I shit talk the guy's team when they lose and describe how I'd laugh if he faced some sort of career ending injury or some terrible loss

wish I had the strength to jump off a bridge and be done with it but it would ruin my mom's life and I can't inflict that level of suffering on her

I'll probably off myself once my mom dies, however.

For fuck's sake, are you kidding me? You think you can just spew out some half-baked, utterly ridiculous claim and I'll just swallow it whole? Please, do go on about your "consulting" days in the entertainment industry. I'm sure it was a real thrill-ride, advising on god knows what, to who knows who.

And then, you drop the atomic bomb of absurdity - you've sniffed the used panties of a handful of actresses. What, were you collecting them or something? Were you like a fucking panty connoisseur? Kay Panabaker, Nellie McKay, Leven Rambin, Victoria Pedretti, and Sophie Simnett - what's next, a Pulitzer for most creative list of D-list celebrities? It's like you threw a dart at a random list of names and hoped for the best.

Listen, buddy, if you're going to lie, at least have the decency to come up with something original. This panty-sniffing nonsense is the kind of ridiculous, juvenile crap that a 12-year-old would come up with after watching too much bad porn. I mean, seriously, who tries to impress people by claiming they've sniffed celebrity underwear? It's not even a good fetish, it's just pathetic.

And don't even get me started on the sheer lack of creativity in your story. It's like you took every lame, overlyused trope from a bad erotic novel and mashed them all together into a big ol' mess of stupid. Newsflash: just because you can string together a few big words and some vague references to "the entertainment industry" doesn't mean you're fooling anyone. We can all see right through your BS, pal.

So, here's a suggestion: why don't you take your pathetic little story, and your even more pathetic fantasies, and shove them right back up where the sun doesn't shine? Because honestly, nobody wants to hear about your sad, sad life, or your creepy, panty-sniffing habits. Just fucking stop, okay?

Ah you again. I remember you. You have a low-t boyfriend and you're banging his friend instead. Is that about right?

Hailey Steinfeld?

She knows ;)

You think you're some kind of clever fucker, don't you? Spinning a yarn about your sister paying you in blowjobs for keeping a secret. Give me a fucking break. That's the most unoriginal, pathetic attempt at a sexy story I've ever had the displeasure of hearing. It's like you raided the bargain bin of porn cliches and thought you'd struck gold.

Newsflash, asshole: that shit's been done to death. It's the equivalent of saying you have a tattoo of a dragon on your bicep or that you're a "free spirit" who loves to travel. It's a lazy, predictable, and transparent attempt to sound interesting. And let's be real, it's not even like you put any thought into it. You just regurgitated some half-remembered fantasy you jerked off to when you were 15.

And what's with the secret, huh? What could your sister possibly have been hiding that was so earth-shattering it warranted a blowjob payment plan? Was it something juicy like she's actually a dude, or that she's been sneaking into the neighbor's house to fuck his dog? No, I'm guessing it was something mind-numbingly mundane, like she had a crush on some dude or got a fucking tattoo. Wow, what a thrilling revelation.

You know what the worst part is? I'm not even convinced you're making it up. I think you might actually be stupid enough to believe that's a plausible, sexy story. Like, you genuinely think that's the kind of thing that's going to get a rise out of people. Well, let me tell you something, pal: it's not. It's just a sad, tired rehashing of every bad '90s erotic thriller. So, do us all a favor and come up with something – anything – more original than that vapid, warmed-over crap.

Yeah. She had this whole girl next door vibe and I projected this whole personality onto her where she was sweet, kind, accepting, fine with my quirks, etc. I dont care about NFL in the slightest but I don't know what I'll do if he wins rhe championship. I've already lost so much.

You think you're some kind of Don Juan, don't you? Spinning this tired, predictable tale about how you used to bang your married friend. Boo-hoo, she was so into you, she'd drop to her knees and suck your dick whenever you snapped your fingers. Give me a break, dude. That's not a story, that's a lazy, unoriginal fantasy.

And then, because one cliche wasn't enough, you had to throw in the obligatory titfuck mention. Oh, yeah, she used to let you motorboat her, but then she had to go and chop them off because of back problems. What a convenient fucking excuse. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you're a self-absorbed, narcissistic prick who only cares about getting his dick wet.

And let's not forget the piece de resistance: the oblivious husband. Wow, what a unique and fascinating twist. I've never heard that one before. You must have spent hours crafting this groundbreaking narrative.

Listen, buddy, if you're going to lie, at least have the decency to come up with something semi-believable. This reheated, stale crap you're serving up is an insult to the very concept of storytelling. You're like a bad parody of a guy who thinks he's a player, but really, you're just a disgusting, misogynistic pig who can't even be bothered to come up with something original.

And by the way, if you're going to brag about your non-existent conquests, at least have the balls to use some decent fucking language. "Giving head" and "titfucks"? That's the best you've got? You sound like a 14-year-old boy who just discovered Internet porn. Step up your game, or better yet, just shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself.

i recently got investigated for federal fraud charges in sweden, i was gangstalked and hacked for 5 months before i was detained and jailed for 8 months and then released. they continued the hunt for me 4 months after my release. everyone i ever knew and the goverment was in on it and my life is ruined.

tldr; everyone found out i was a Anon Babbletard and i'm now a celebrity and my life is ruined.

also AMA i guess?

I hooked up with my wife’s friend.