Cozy Gay Thread v9001

Post stories, vents, cute gay pictures or just hang out with us

need a husband who will cuddle and play vidyagaymes with me :3

nazi boyfriends are better

What kind of husband?

Lmao knew it.

yes
need a chuddy nazi racist husband
any kind, as long as he's older than me and masc

Nazis rounded up gays… I wouldn’t trust one as a partner tbh

I'm in Europe and I've been hanging out with a guy for 6 or so months and when we started drinking, he asked me when we were really drunk "would you let a guy suck your dick?" asked me why not when I laughed and said no. another day at a bar he works at he said "you're a pretty guy when you're not drunk.." and I smiled at him and said "pretty, I'm not a girl!" in confusion and he corrected himself by saying "I mean a pretty normal guy...."

we had some MDMA together one night and when he was coming up, he just grabbed my head and tongue kissed me.
it was unexpected and I kind of kissed back. he laughed and said "you're a little gay...!"

sure, he's conventionally cute and I like his personality since he shows me genuine care and thought, but I wouldn't want to make our connection weird by doing anything with him

Here's a silly story, the 2nd time we fucked with the boss with gay shit.

is Wednesday aka "way gay Wednesday"

Phildo is eating a banana slowly in front of boss' office

boss says the fuck you doin?

I enter the frame, phildo holds the banana at his waist and I drop to my knees

boss starts losing his mind

I take deep bite and phildo goes MMMMMMMM! lol

boss gets up and slams his door shut and continues to rant about Got dayum faggits!

Ohhh good times.

What's your guys favorite movie?

Duuuuuuude go for it! He look like anyone famous?

He's definitely got a Tai ladyboy he sees regularly

AL|ENS - The Directors Cut.

Finding Nemo…

Was Romulus good? The Alien movies really went down hill

The only Woman I'd have sex with even now she's a MILF

Cuteeee I love that movie so much have so many memories watching this over and over as a kid

Lilo and Stitch don't bully me or Rosemary's Baby

vents

ok so i was being a gay faggot once and i was having pooey gay bum sex that made my entire house reek of shit
and then i went to the toiled for a piss with my shit covered dick and at first i couldn't piss and i was like wtf
and then all of a sudden a string of human shit came out of my cock
like my cock was shitting because human shit from all the gay sex was being compacted down my japseye and my cock was shitting out shit with piss behind it
little blobs of shit all over the toilet seat

VERY good. Mostly practical effects, used a lot of the people who worked on Aliens actually. And Ridley did NOT direct , thank fuck.

Are you an Alien 3 and Resurrection hater GayAnon? They made Ripley a dyke

Nah. The assembly cut of 3 is what Fincher wanted to make but shocker, Fox knew better.
Resurrection i like because how wildly different it is.

.... and Gary Dourdan before he got hooked on Crack...

I LOOVE LILO AND STITCH omg I was obsessed. I really wanted to go to Hawaii because I thought they were real and had a Stitch plushie with me everywhere

Never seen it, the BF wants to see the new one though so I guess I'll find out how it is lol

I haven’t seen anything regarding the new one so I can’t judge but I loved the original movie and I believe they had a series? Was so cute AND THE FLASH GAMES

Me too I ended up losing mine when I moved I had it since I was a kid but it was really starting to get beat up

We don't talk about that disgusting remake

Can you imagine

Woof... that good eh.
I'll be sure to pop an edible and bring a flask lol

Just did.
Thanks. I hate it.

i can but i don't think i would like to do that content tbh but i don't have any other ideas too i've just been kinda thinking about making a yt channel cuz i love youtube

I HATE GAYANON SO MUCH GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HE KEEPS FLEXING HIS WEED LIFESTYLE AND LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS LIKE DOG WATER I HATE HIM

Aww cmon princess you know I smell like aqua di gio

Who doesn't want to smoke weed with GayAnon? We had a remote joint session on Friday.

Weed rots your brain and keeps Jesus' love away

Lol, hardcore methodist, buddy. It's part of His will.

"Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so."

You fear a plant because others that fear it have told you so, anon.

Oh yeah, Genesis 1 Verse 29-30 if you want to check my math.

Got a few