/waifu/ thread!

/waifu/ thread!

Rules:

Claim your Waifu/Husbando

No claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed

Only one claim per user

No stealing (unless trips or more)

No oversexualised content

No RP/ERP of any kind

Discussion is welcomed

Insults must be original

If you're posting images you're not lurking

3D is almost always trash

Joining means a reserved place in hell

The /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternity

Most importantly, have fun!

QOTT: Are you obsessed with your waifu? How obsessed?

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Ill right buddy Ill bite just to get something out of you.
Im not obsessed, because I dont love her. Id say about 4/10.

Fool! Human technology is the greatest in the milky way!

Just as I answer huh, not suspicious at all.
Again, ????????????????
How, how and WHY? This is so specific to the finer details, I cant believe how you nailed Relm, AI images of her barely look like her.

I was having trouble posting since my right index finger is injured. I didn't nail Relm, pervert, the robot instantly succeeded at her, except that it made her eyes brown, probably because Anzu was there. Her hat is so charismatic that it persists no matter what and even spreads to the others. What I find cute, however, is that even when everyone looks like Relm because of her strong personality, the machine still renders Earth sama with white clothes like her NASA shirt.

Damn, that sounds bad. How did you injured yourself?

Her hat is so charismatic that it persists no matter what and even spreads to the others.

The Relm Virus. I can make a Megaman drawing out of that concept.

the machine still renders Earth sama with white clothes like her NASA shirt

There are TONS of Earth chan images online, of course the CPU managed to get that right.
How many of these do you have? It says "4" there, post "3". Also, they are REALLY good, with clever use of it and a bit of editing you could make a collage without stressing yourself too much.

Also I love how Relm looks like the "older" of the trio.
Why is she so serious?

It's small, but the bandaid messes with this input device.
Relm virus... cute. Her painting magic defeats the machine image generator.
It doesn't seem to be able to make Kneesocks or Suzuka. It can make May :) But May is especially prone to the Relm virus since she looks a bit similar.
Here's 3. How many "Square's angels" do you have? I see, we have gotten Relmfag addicted to "AI", we just had to put the girl he likes in it.
cute image. I didnt add much to the prompt, nothing that dictates how they should look. I think the machine is just used to Relm looking serious. Maybe not everyone focuses on her smile.

captcha: SYMPH

Damn, I see, hope you can recover, take a break. I guess we wont be able to play together this weekend either.
Damn it really is true, the virus turned your waifu into another Relm, not like thats a bad thing =^)

It doesn't seem to be able to make Kneesocks or Suzuka

Damn thats a shame, specially on the Suzuka end, these look good enough that he might be receptive of a few CPU made images of his waifu.

May is especially prone to the Relm virus since she looks a bit similar

Lmfao.
I have 127, not counting the unsorted ones in the unsorted folder. Cant believe one of my shenanigans inspired a new fancy series of images by you. There are plenty of Relm AI images out there, just look at Pixiv. Yours however are the first ones that actually look GOOD.

nothing that dictates how they should look

Its so weird, but I think I can see why that happens, I think the render the AI uses as main reference has Relm with a serious look on her face, so the CPU interprets it that way.
Has Anzu seen any of this? You should show it to him, specially the one where Anzu is affected by the Relm Virus.

yes

Anon, calm down... I literally had a molecule of skin pulled off by a carpet and it started bleeding for no reason, so I put a bandaid on. But I will only have access to a mouse in a few hours so I am currently posting with a touchpad. We can definetly play a little.
Earth chan in Relmlike clothes is cute!
127 square angels? That's a huge amount, wow, you must be pretty obsessed.
You can go to pixai.art, and make a temporary account by typing in a random nonexistent email, and generate your own Relms.
I just made them a few hours ago so that I can post from this toaster. Maybe we should show this to Anzu and his wife (Anzufag).

No, I will not calm down, IM UNSTOPPABLE. But if you say youre fine, alright.
You think all Earths are cute, that doesnt count.
Its a fucking lot, yeah. Im not obsessed.
Eh, no need for it, thank you, Im not one that likes playing around with generative AI, if I wanted to make a janky looking Relm Id do it myself, you know?
Youre not in your house right now? I will save both of them and show it to him, no worries.
Also, why did you make this thread? There was another one, couldnt you post the images there?

All Earths are cute, but only my Earth is the cutest. You're not obsessed, which is why you posted Relm for so long.
Playing around with the machine, as well as my friends' comments, made me want to make many janky Earths myself.
I won't disclose my location and I don't own a house. Senpai, I am at home everywhere my feet can take me. Yeah thanks.
There was another thread? WHy didn't you tell me sooner, I can't delete this one now, that's so embarassing...

All Earths are cute, but only my Earth is the cutest.

What does that even mean.

You're not obsessed, which is why you posted Relm for so long.

Dont mistake love from what can be explained as mental retardation.
Do go ahead, looking foward (kind of) to the horrors you will be making with that.

I won't disclose my location and I don't own a house. Senpai, I am at home everywhere my feet can take me.

Bruh.
I didnt want to create unnecesary drama. Look at it the bright side, you have a thread with your waifu on it as the OP.

That means I already considered what I'd feel if there were multiple exact copies of Earth.
It is a baseline principle of mental illness psychology to never make a diagnosis if the symptoms can still be explained in any other way, as far as I know. So you are correct, diagnosing you with love would be unscientifical, if mental retardation can explain it.
I want to put a workbench just for making stuff in my house.
Yeah, but, what if someone dislikes it and now starts to dislike Earth chan?

Why did you do that.
Damn I was right =)
Are you going to make an Earth chan statue made out of wood?
Im going to beat you up.

1) I keep telling Earth chan that there's no other Earth chan and no other us. Of course, when I'm paranoid, I'll think of what happens if I'm wrong.
I'd love to make an Earth chan statue out of wood.
Don't beat me.

Dude, YOU are the one that needs to calm the fuck down.
You have the power to do it, maybe not now, but someday.
Sure, I wont beat you, theres no need to when you already beat yourself on a daily basis.

I much prefer when the World is nice to me. I much prefer being nice to the World.

Dirt are you alright, do you need a hug.

I'm well. Do you need a hug? Are you alright?

I am never alright, I just am. That line just felt particularly depressing and wanted to check.
Do you want to play now?

PLEASE MAKE WOMEN BEAUTIFUL LIKE THEY WERE IN THE 70S AGAIN!!!![

What?

Look at supeman over here being a good example and believing in the goodness of people (I disguise my respect and jealousy with mocking)

Haha smoking is so cool everyone should do it.

Maybe it sounded a little depressing. There's so much fetish porn online about being degraded or cheated on by the one you love. I always just think "be nice, or die". Earth chan is nice to me I really like when Earth chan is nice to me.
I'm very sleepy, but tomorrow I'll probably be occupied... so we could play a bit now if you want.
I don't believe in it at all, it is forced down my throat at every turn.
You are still beautiful!!!

I dont care that theres a lot of evil in the world, that doesnt give you the right to not be good, or fight for whats good, Earth is nice to you because youre nice to it, even if it sometimes doesnt work.
I know youll be busy tomorrow, thats why I said we wont be able to play, but if you want, the rooms created, youll find it no problem, the passwords "cringe", hop in.

I don't think Earth chan is nice to me because I'm nice to it. At least not exclusively. I think Earth has a kind heart. But if Earth liked me... I would be happy.
I won't be busy tomorrow. I got sick a bit so I want to relax tomorrow. But my germans and I are playing a new videogame together and I wanted to play it with them.

A PART of Earth is nice to you because youre nice to it, that is a fucking fact and Im the proof of it.
Ah, you playing with your friends? Thats alright then, we can play next weekend.

I got sick a bit so I want to relax tomorrow

Also, I hope its not grave, you better drink some tea or something like that.

I beg you to reconsider the night skies and its clearness in northwest Arkansas

So, you wouldn't be nice to me if we first met? Besides, I'm a part of Earth that tries to be nice to everyone on Earth, so that's a fact too.
Maybe we can, yeah. But... ah man..
I'll be fine. I bought tea, even. However, I don't own a water cooker yet so I can't make it. I need to buy a pot on monday as well, so I can make noodle soup... ehehe.

I would be cordial and non hostile, but nothing else, because its the first time.
Why are you here? Go have fun with your friends! Leave.
A water cooker? You dont need something as fancy as that, you can make tea on a metal cup.

My friends are not playing with me today, I am sitting here playing yakuza and yawning with a headache.
I don't have a metal cup, either.

All the more reason we should play next week then, if fact, you shouldnt be on a screen at all if you have a headache.
You WHAT?

Yeah but it's fun and I finally have my computer in my new place. You know, once I connect to the internet, any space feels much more like home. I'm a "digital native", I think.
Why would I have a cup made of metal? My cups are made of ceramic. I think, however, this is a difference of what is considered normal in our respective cultures. I had some roommates from other countries, and some of them had metal cups and heated tea the way you said. Or perhaps it's just a difference in what's normal in our respective families.

Tylenol?

You love your puter, all your friends are inside it.
Thats a good point, I forget you live in an actual country and not in whatever the hell Im supposed to be living on. You SHOULD get some kind of metal bowl though, you USE those things in Germany, right?

:) yeah. I have bowls but they're also ceramic.

Do you consider people youve met on the internetz "friends"?

I have bowls but they're also ceramic

I think the word I am looking for is "cauldron".

I think you mean a pot? That's what I was writing about earlier.
I never considered people who I met online "friends", I didn't even believe such a thing could exist, I was of the opinion that something that a real friendship needs cannot be transmitted via the internet.
But I know someone who's the most proficient, the most an expert on how to be a great friend. I would only call Everyone (the World) my best friend, but that person... they're a really great friend. And we've only interacted digitally. That single person changed my mind completely, and now, my answer is yes, I consider you and a lot of other anons I met on Anon Babble my friends.

Perhaps, here we call every bowl thats made out of metal or a similar material "cauldron", well, not cauldron, but its equivalent in spanish that can be used liberaly.
Hmm, I see.

I would only call Everyone (the World) my best friend, but that person... they're a really great friend. And we've only interacted digitally. That single person changed my mind completely, and now, my answer is yes,

Rare instance of you referring to an individual person as opposed to the entire colective of the world.

Minecraft
Every single human being is amazing enough to fully lose yourself in, I believe. They're not great because they're part of the World, the World is great because all its little parts are amazing, in my eyes. One of them is the friend who showed me that online friends can be real friends, another of them is the stranger who's played super smash flash with me when noone else wanted to. I am surrounded by these amazing people, somehow.

Minecraft?
I wish I was like you.

another of them is the stranger who's played super smash flash with me when noone else wanted to

Damn I wonder who that nigga is and whats his main.
For a split second I thought that one over there was Charlotte. I know realize further why you said that Dirt having her continents is so important.

yeah, yeah, and yeah
good night my friend, I will go to bed. cute Relms today. Remember to make art, and remember to love your waifu.

Good night Dirt, good luck tomorrow.

Aaaaanooooonyyyyy

Go sleep

kneesocks claimed

gay hookup thread?

Noooo broooo you dont get it I suck at drawing huuuughmans if I try I might make my waifu a disservice

It's true dangit! There, fixed it. It's only a doodle, for funsies. I refuse to do faces for funsies

we have so many talented posters in here

Hi Kyaru, I'm utterly sloshed, how are ya?

She looks like a analog horror character with that lack of a face shes rocking.
Thats not vampire Kneesocks though, so try again =^)

I don't like showing my wooork, I just doooont.

I like it!

Pfft, thanks

What is that supposed to mean.
You can like and try again =^)

I do shrooms I get spammed
I get drunk I get spammed
i'm enjoying the beach and gloating I get spammed
Then 2 fags sono and neptune flirting 24/7 to make every thread gay as fuck

Youre a weird one.

Cloaks

Boring

You have gained a very powerful enemy tonight.

Is that a threat?

If I had time and energy, yes, it would be. I dont have either of those though so its not.

whatever idgas anyway this shit don't matter
welcome to the shittening

Correct! It's just that there should be more than that to a vampire, fangs are already there. I need to think of things.
Okay, good then.

blood, very outdated formal wear, dirt.

I mean yeah to all those things, but what of context! The why?

Just dress her as one of the many incarnations of Dracula from Castlevania.
That sounded very passive aggressive.

3 more because 9% is nier water

I mean yeah, I could just fully rip Alucard off from soon. I even already have a reference image, I just organized my ps1 games.
Everything I say sounds passive aggressive.

1% makes some people consider themselves german, irish, native but not me. You need over 13% to be considered drunk or whatever race you claim to me

Nah Dracula has a better design variety, unless you go for Alucards bussiness man design, which would fit Kneesocks weirdly enough.
Have you ever wondered why.

seul au cinnéma-we are wolves
youtu.be/C8uVxWunXo8?si=L0rsf78UXBoxNTj8

My soul is in love with just thinking, heart
To dream of me night by night owner of your love
My soul is in love, very much in love, my dear

100 guns
youtu.be/4y8pr5iQ87E?=fzl2JRtnqSGCIM4j

the female who kills
youtu.be/BINetQMlfQI?=CJ8eds3hWvSyEKEw

my niggas didn't obey they got less than honorable mentions because they were themselves while you played pretend soldier with 0 kills 0 combat.

I see.

military is basically regular work with drug test although all military are biggest drug users

Maytranny is so blatantly a wannabe is laughable.

schizophrenia is real

What war have you been in?
Oh yea you only argue with your own kind

I literally have iraqi storm body armor

I hace an exten clip ruger that shit is not legal

Ivwish a bitch wood i got hollow points to rip your stomach up

they ain't even regular they're.45 hollow ill blow your stomach out and your spinre let alone i have a literal grenade launcher

i have extended clip auto and grenade launcher lol you ain't a threat

retard only knows video game guns lmao

It's real
match the surroundings

sure looks like it with other images with same layout

i said it wasn't for legal reasons but i have it, not

Shane still throwing a tantrum day 3014 in a row

So before they plug me into machines, l might as well have a drink
I'm addicted to content and alcohol
But I still can't feel anything at all
l hope one day I see the fall of electricity

fake waifufag crying day 3016

You forgot your avatar, bad boy.

I don't have one lol

gtfo

name my avatar

no u

I have one but i barely post then
I post waifus. My avatar has link hair

of course you do lmao

So before they plug me into machines, l might as well have a drink
I'm addicted to content and alcohol
But I still can't feel anything at all
l hope one day to see the fall of electricity

You pay me cuck author status actually real

every time you ketchup I literally make money