S/fur

floof

I have been indoctrinated into the guild of sexts!

Stoopid sexty skelly

hi floof

pat pat

enjoy ur dinner eth

bagel bites at home?

hi hi

i hope they are delicious

nvm
shitty gluten free bagels are moldy

when you can have pizza on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime. or so the saying goes

hmm, putting more than 1 pic on your dating profile seems to help a bit.

I should try out Nghtrunners later
Enjoy pizz bags
Now double it up

sounds like you're no longer a wizard

I don't have many pics of myself so I put 2 of the VIP pics from meeting artists. Just curious rn.

duh. try like 5. and not using selfies.

go to the willis tower and have someone take yer pic. wear something nice

is it canyon bakehouse

they always have like little hard bits in them for some reason, i hate those. theyre almost okay if you toast them but still garbo

willis tower

bruh

plan B: use the shitty brioche bread that has been on the counter just as long as the bagels but hasn't been opened so it's not moldy.

also why the fug does it need to label itself as 'plant based'? i sure as fug hope its plant based?

rip Sears tower

just cause it would make for a cool backdrop of chi city, and shows you do stuff

:3

its funny tho i would venture a guess that 99% of chicago residents have never done the tower thing, kinda like how new yorkers don't go to the statue of liberty.

I've been up there once. It's kinda cool I guess. Mostly just waiting in line tho.

Now we're talking.

don't give 8butt any ideas

too late

here in SD its a bridge thing.

bnnuyy

i stayed at a pretty tall hotel in SD with a rooftop pool, high enough to do the trick

I would be interested to see the roof up there some day. I understand that it gets absolutely covered in spider webs in the spring.

And my sisters boifriend informs me that 90% of humans that do the bridge thing are military coming right from the base on the 'island' that the bridge connects to.

what about non-humans?

i talked to cuddles, cuddles doing good

prolly birds

nah

Cuddles is dead. Knife incident.

these ghetto pizzas sucked. i need a bowl of cereal for desert.

I had stale Raisin Nut Bran for dessert

Cuddles has achieved lichdom and her soul is in a knife?

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cuddles pregnant?

yup im the father

cumgratulations

He looks like a father.

He looks tired.

your life is now overrrrr

Just Br*tsh things... smh
Musta been on a chewsday

this quote comes from a friend about a friend, both of which I havent seen in ~15 years.
I wonder where those fuckers are now....

what he kilometer is a fuck

fuck is a highly modular word meaning many different things in many different parts of grammar.

in your context, I would assume it as a noun, in which i describe it as an amount of caring.

scwety
tired
ahhhh

we should make like its 1395 and go to bed together!

sunshine and dely would like that

naw yeh

i'm in bed already :3

well, im going to go to bed with some dogs.

kk<3 bye

nini

how did you know

nini gnosis

That is indeed a butt
And stop having gay arguments with anons

needs more pussy

gwegle

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googn

the gwegle hath returned :)

hi gears, i for one am glad you are here

pat pat

More squitter death

These used to be porn threads. Now they're avatar thread fags for autistic queers.

they've always been that since more than likely the beginning, even the drama is practically the same lol

autistic queers

what do you think a furry is?

lol true

life is hawd

I'm glad it's not summer here anymore

Anon Babble is land of endless summer

THE CIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIFE

Awooo!

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"here" meaning my continent

it is always summer here though yeah

i knew what you meant!!!

how yeener

am ok

u?

big fat snits

sniddy