In a year I'll be 40

in a year I'll be 40.

How old are you niggers? If you could change one mistake you made in your faggot life, what would it be?

shameless self bump. Added lust inducing image to draw people in.

Quit drinking sooner

I'm drinking right now. It's hard to put the bottle behind me. How'd you pull it off?

44. going to college and getting the degree i did.

when did you go back? No way I could go back now. I always wanted to be a barber so I've been wanting to do that but I feel like I'd be out of place.

I'm 48. If I regret anything it's putting my dog down sooner than I should have. He was choking on his own breath but he could have lived longer if I wouldn't have put him down. I regret it everyday. I've since got a new dog that looks just like him. Everytime I look at him I'm reminded of my old dog so that's nice

Brother, you did what you thought was right for the dog you loved. It's awful to put down a friend, probably your best, but you did it for his sake. If you didn't he would've suffered.

It got to the point where I couldn't do anyting. I couldn't leave my house because I was either hungover or in withdrawal. I had maybe a couple of hours after waking up where I could drive myself to the store to buy liquor, and I would frequently just order beer from this pizza place that delivered.
So one day I just stopped, and my heart rate was going fucking insane so I went to the emergency room and they prescribed me Librium to manage the symptoms.
3 weeks later I was in the clear, but just very bored and depressed. It got better. Took 6 months to feel normal again.
I still drink sometimes, but it no longer feels like a necessity to enjoy my night.

dude, do it. I wish I'd done something like that. I became a teacher, like a fucking idiot.

I'm just old nigger. I would put every leddit user against the wall. You too faggot

yeah, as soon as they open their idiot mouths, ant attraction goes right out the fucking window.

normie

itt: 19 year old reactionary zoomers acting like theres a substitute teacher

I stopped playing golf for another gay as fuck hobby. I enjoyed golf and shouldn't have quit.

My new dog is loved and cherished beyond words. I don't know what I'd do without him. Thank you for your kind reinforcement it means a lot to me

19-year-old reactionary zoomers acting like they're a substitute teacher

Fixed that for you, nigger. Learn grammar.

I'm currently 31 and my one mistake I'd change would be is investing in Bitcoin back in 2011 and going to a trade school instead of going to a university. A cesspool of liberal garbage that brainwashes vulnerable kids from high school.

newfag

Get back into it, faggot. It's only left behind until it isn't.

leddit

you can write the word reddit here Anon Babblederp

College is a daycare/brain washing facility. Give yourself credit for not being normie enough to come out a retarded, liberal nigger lover. Don't feel bad about bitcoin, I missed out too. Some Anon Babblefag offered to teach me how to set it up when it was less than $1 a coin.

No mention of reddit and you mention it. The retard ball is in your court, anon.

acting like theres a substitute teacher

There is. I'm a substitute teacher. I sit in when Andy takes a break. I teach log swallowing.

*PLORPRFHRH*

.. well?

probably a gift from God. I couldn't trust myself around the perpetually budding.

Nice dubs, anon. Also, thank you very much! I feel relieved and fortunate to not be in that mindset. I almost slipped into the mindset though, but once I entered the workforce, that all went out the door and I saw how the world for what it really was. I was enlightened by how fucked and amazing it really was. Better to be hurt with the truth than comforted with lies.

you are literally retarded
ive been here since 2011
its called telling people not to do something retard

Also, fucking love the pic attached. Freddy Got Fingered is a classic movie. Seeing Tom Green's face on here is like a flashbang of nostalgia.

2011

So, a newfag. Yeah.

dude, I've been here since the desu days. 2006 and forever. Still love tom. Dude's a visionary.

if i would have known I would have stayed by my mother's side to hear her last words, instead my ass was a college and i couldn't come home due to covid restrictions.

2011

newfag detected. go read rage comics, nigger.

telling people not to do something retard

Did you mean "not to do something retarded", or "not to to something, retard"?

bro ive been here since 1996

I loved the days when moot was 9

the only time college isnt a brainwashing facility is if you go to community college then its just a daycare.

38 with a dead-end job at a grocery store and still living at home. I help with the bills, cook for them and help them with stuff around the house since they're both in their 70s. Needless to say my social life is pretty much non-existent so I spend my free time hiking, reading and playing video games.

Boo-fuckin'-hoo. Who cares. Don't like the thread? Get the fuck out and touch grass. Weed or lawn, I don't care. Just relax and enjoy life, anon. Seriously, enjoy it because you may regret it since afterall. we're talking about regrets and mistakes in life.

Me too, anon! Right on! I came here in 2010, but I should have been here during that time, but I was into YTMND back then. Tom's the original Podfather, not Joe Rogan.

True. Fucking sad to see the state of trades these days too. Fucking niggers and spics as far as the eye can see. Getting passing grades on work that would've gotten you shit canned in 10'. Zoomers gotta switch this around. I have hope, fool that I am.

you faggots are so pathetic. go to the fucking gym, eat healthy and stop complaining

i already knew it didnt matter what i said, youre just a retard and want other people to pay attention to you
once again, a literal retard that just wants people to pay attention to them
i purposefully left out the comma because this is 4 chan and not a college english essay retard. white people are capable of discernment, unlike you. and you can tell these retards dont actually care about anything other than people paying attention to them because their replies are literally just them asking me pointless questions now

oh really? but what if

shut up child

Glory days, yeah. I was a measly 5, back then. Shit was cash.

im one of those hopeless computer scientists whose career got canned by covid and then most of the entry level jobs i could have gotten were then stolen by pajeets or outsourced so i couldnt even work my way up.

he thinks I don't go to the gym.

225 below parallel, faggot.
unironically kys.

you aint my dad you can't make me

reddit space. this is how it works. a retard unaware of how retarded he is writes a big long stinky opinion, doesnt feel too good about it, but doesnt want to delete it. so he presses enter twice. there, now he gets to make you read his big long stinky doo doo opinion and then write a whole nother big long stinky doo doo opinion because he spaced himself out away from the other one

youre just a retard and want other people to pay attention to you

Yes, thank you for your understanding. Now please reply again. You can't help yourself.

Fuck man, sorry to hear that. jeets are a plague. Once they get in it's 24/7 nepotism. What are you doing these days?

zoomer reply. zoomers cant debate

dont reply to me

this is 4 chan and not a college english essay

There is a strange, arcane poetry hiding in that sentence.

I'm 43, nigger. You ex had tattoos and a BMI over 140. 100% guaranteed.

lol didnt read

32, I wouldn't change any of my mistakes but my parents thought about becoming tandem truck drivers before I was born and I'd implore them to take that route instead of having a kid.

This living shit is for the birds and I'm too much of a faggot to off myself.

pottery.

How old are you niggers?

I've turned 70 today. I wish I'd listened more to people trying to help me when I was younger. They meant well, I wasn't having any of it. It was the '60s. One of the smart things I did do was I got my first guitar in 1967 and I've now been playing 58 years. I got good at it.

well currently Im trying to get back into the emulator scene since i used to work on the likes of citra and dolphin back in college.

Tho actual jobwise im a wageslave at walmart because i need to pay my bills.

Now please reply again

dont reply to me

This is abstract art. Also, stop responding me.

im 160. ive had sex with your mom 10,000 times. your response?

offing yourself is for faggots, anon (unless you're brown). Did you ever have kids or are you dooming your bloodline to extinction?

dont care

All me, btw. Thanks Anon Babblero.

Nah, we're not complaining, anon. It's looking back in our lives in a retrospective lense. Would I change anything in the past? Yes and no. However, I'm still in a good spot to change and better myself in present day, so that's all that matters. Either way, it's called a "what if?' scenario.
Complaining is this...

Awww, man. I can't do anything.

Blah blah blah, I'm a faggot.

That's complaining.

no u

my mom died in 98', corpse fucker. No amount self aggrandizing will cause your foreskin to regrow.

i had sex with your mom when she was 18 and fuckable retard

big long stinky doo doo opinion

MoistCr1TiKaL, is that you?

70

Boomers were hand fed everything, how in the FUCK did you screw up so bad?

You still have it? I do regret selling my old '91 Les Paul Standard.

that faggot is a jesus cosplayer

My grandfather died when he was younger than I was cuz he was street racing drunk and it fucked my father up who then had a hard life and died when I was 15 and fucked me up, most of my other family members are mentally ill fucked up failures as well. My bloodline probably needs to die.

your response?

.. d-dad?
pls luv me desu

best thread on Anon Babble

feels like 2008.

If he wants to truly cosplay, he's gotta commit to the part. Alright, anons. Let's all head to Home Depot!

i bet yall cant even triforce anymore.

foreskin

what a strange subject to shoehorn into this thread

Sounds like a bunch of badasses that lived life on the edge. It'd be a shame for that grab life by the balls bloodline to die out. If I were you, I'd be spreading my seed. Only the good die young, btich.

My grandfather died when he was younger than I was

Lies. If that was the case, then how did you come into existence? Who was phone?!

you know what you have to do then bitch. or you could stop being a bitch and take responsibility and control over your life.

ITTY BITTY BABY
ITTY BITTY BOAT

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I have 23 guitars now. Eight of them are Stratocasters. I have a '93 Les Paul Studio w/gold hardware. I love it but it's the heaviest guitar I own.

true dat
sad shit mayne
i cri evri tiem

how in the FUCK did you screw up so bad?

Where does it say that?

løl fail

being 70 and posting on Anon Babble

but do you know dae way?

tons! but ive also done lots of cool things too. Now comes a new era where you can try and do something good for others without making it a big romantic suicide mission. Maybe you'll succeed, maybe you'll fuck up, but the road's open and ready for you

Sweet. I have a '78 that weighs north of 12lbs.

Being able to order booze is fucked.

Possibly. Or I may have gotten a DUI while trying to get alcohol.

You should hold your head up high.

Ty anon. It's been awhile so it's easy to forget what a struggle it was.
You can do it. Be safe, cold turkey can be very dangerous depending on how much you drank

zoomers are based but their time in limited. Will gen Alpha be more based or will they regress into pure faggotry?

The ride never ends.

gotta agree with anon here. 70 and using Anon Babble is prettymuch an admission of life-long failure.

I just turned 40 myself. I dont know what the big deal is, really.

As of this past April, I've been here 20 years. I've absolutely had some fun.

doing anything can be relatively compared to being a failure. this whole life is basically heaven compared to sperm life.

badass

Not really. My dad went into the military when he was 19 in 1969 and got dumped into the middle of Vietnam and then went on to have two failed marriages and three sets of fucked up children, died with a worn out body gasping for breath after years of smoking and breathing brake dust in garages. Decidedly non-badass way to go. One of my nephews died of a fentanyl overdose a few years ago. Older brother is a 50 year old manchild, sisters are both recovering drug addicts that never accomplished anything. Family tree is riddled with regret and wasted potential, just bad apples the lot of us.

an admission of life-long failure.

I'm sitting in my 3 bedroom house that's been paid for, for decades. Life is pretty good here... I don't know what the hell you're on about.

We're all here for the same. The naked broads and the lulz. It's what is.

An actual oldfag. Fuck you, desu. I salute you.

That's pretty good, anon!

Some anons think this is some unique place. It's really not. Just another forum. And yes Anon Babble was always shit.

And yes Anon Babble was always shit.

You're right but it was GOOD shit.

I want to get off mr. bones' wild ride

Anon Babble was shit 20 years ago when you had to noko thread creation because the site moved fast and had no catalog.

never ever.

I wish us oldfags were smart enough to all live in the same community because it's hell living with normies. Imagine the cook outs.

Woah I haven't thought about noko in ages, forgot that was a thing.

i feel this, i would bring over lots of good cajun food as long as yall can handle the spice.

pudi pudi!

Spicy food is superior! My asshole won't like it, but my soul does.
The cookouts would be hilarious. So many jokes and quips flying about without anyone worrying about censorship.

I wish I would have taken BBC when I was a young twink

I'm 33 years old. Single white male. If I could change one mistake I made in my faggot life, I'd have invested the money I got from my disability backpay a lot more wisely. They gave me about $26k.

What's your disability...sunburning?

Fucking do it. My dad has had his cosmetology license since the fucking 70s or some shit, man. It's easy money too.

Post-traumatic stress disorder for surviving pic related at 18 years old.

If you play "What is Love" by Haddaway, it almost matches up to every thrust.

My license says 56, but my head says 30 and my dick says 14 so hard to say

How old are you? I've literally never thought twice about the age of my barber lmao. My current one is mid forties. That's definitely not an occupation that you get too old for unless you're getting Parkinson's or something

sunburning

surviving a fire

That's one hell of wild, but closely accurate guess!

House fire?

Half right, nigger.

Arson

Arse, son

I love threads like this.

I'm 66. You little homos have no idea the shit I have seen/done.

jewish lightening or did some faggot hold a serious grudge against you?

45
getting married
i thought i was doing the "right thing" by marrying the girl i knocked up, but when she wanted to leave, it made things a lot more painful and messy than they would have been otherwise
child custody/support and marriage are separate issues and we would have had to handle the child issues either way, but marriage adds a whole layer of obligation and bullshit that was totally unnecessary
plus, now there's a whore walking around with my name
as an aside, gays who get married now that it's the law of the land are going to start finding out in droves exactly how much it sucks to have tied yourself to someone with a legal contract that's laughably easy to get into but can be very difficult, expensive, and painful to get out of
it's like a time share, but with a human being instead of a beachfront condo

Sisters psycho Moroccan ex husband.

Based

You've seen a world without tons of niggers and "refugees", a world with 10k houses and $100 cars. You saw the spoonfed world before your generations fuckups ruined it for everyone that came after.

My brother set my house on fire in 2000 and despite losing everything I moved to a better city and spent the best years of my life shortly after (until homelessness humbled me 6 years later).

27 and wouldn't change anything

yeah I've been homeless twice. For like a month after the fire, and then right after my mom died in '23. Was homeless from the end of 2023 all the way until January 2025.

I'm 56, and I really wish I took drugs.

Who cares? 40 isn't shit. The problem is you need to just find a way to step out of these stupid stereotypes society tries to force on you. If you're in decent health, that's 99% of the fucking battle.
Just try to find a way to enjoy yourself.

27, but not grown up

Can you start now?

There's still time

bought my first house at 21

cost me $40k

if a nigger even looked at your bike, you could say "get the fuck out of here, nigger" and he would slink away

But there were drawbacks:

pussy was hairy as fuck - some girls looked like Greek Plumbers when they took off their dresses

it cost extra to get air conditioning in the car, so you used that little window in the corner to direct air at your face while driving

which drugs?

Sigourney is a candy-ass roodypoo.

too old to still be here, i would have asked the white, golden haired, young female, named Crystal that was really into me, out on a date…

i was so scared of being hurt by women back in the day!

i deserve what i get, dont fuck up your lives young men, unless they invent time machines, you never get a redo!

Puddi was good times. Femanons were showing tits in droves for the chance to "write puddi on tits", good stuff.

This is before you had to wonder if everyone was a tranny, too. Could just enjoy tits and be relatively sure they were legit female tits.

Now, they would be counterfeit tits or counterteits if you will.
And trannies were called traps. Still are called traps, but now troons fits the bill.

r.i.p. doggo

he went peacefully loved by his human

much better than dying of parvo after he was fully vaccinated pup…
i still hate cats to this day!!!

It's fun watching E3 coverage circa 2006. No sign of trannies or serial weridoes anywhere. Kinda sad to see where the industry has fallen to but time capsule I can't but smile in reminiscing.

I'm sorry, bro. I had to watch my two cats die that I loved dearly. Was so fucking upsetting. Had them for about 10 years too.

I would have gotten into bicycling earlier

Did you not do it for transportation reasons prior? I'd ride my bike everywhere before I got my driver's license.

Not nearly as much as I do now. I bicycle as a primary mode of transportation all year round now

sorry bout your cats anon, i miss my kittys 2

All that we'd do is just call eachother diggers and faggota

It snows here so I can't do that haha. I could bike to work but its an industrial type parkway so its a hell of a risk.

Hello fellow oldfags. 2006 here. Who remembers dun dun?

Yes! That and the Vuvuzelas during the World Cup.

they were so gorgeous too

I always enjoyed shit like shoopdawoop and insanity wolf.

Shoop + Danebo + Annoying Orange.
My son and I used to laugh so hard at those.
He now makes shit you guys probably play every single day, and is buying a $500k house because of it.

AA: tried it, too many virtue signalers and i could never believe in a higher power. i even tried NA for stopping the nose candies, weed, speed, etc. ended up quitting on my own. either (you) get sick of it, finally, or (you) dont…

it works for some people, not all.

only way to find out, is to try it
good luck anons!
this merry-go-round can be a real motherfucker sometimes!

Awwwwww R.I.P. <3

Even in the snow in Pennsylvania, I do it. Gotta have snow tires and a carbon belt drive helps, along with mitts and balaclava

yee. that's Buster Badass and Leonardo DiCatrio

54 here. Mainly, I just wish I had taken better care of my health when I was younger. I was 120 lbs and skinny when I finished high school, and through the next ten years I put on another ten lbs per year until I was a 220lb fat fuck. I also ended up getting diabetes from all the sugar and crap I ate. I wish I could tell my younger self to lay off all of the Mountain Dew and Little Debbie cakes and crap food I used to eat.

LOL purrfect nayms 4 kathalla

yeah I'm struggling with my weight too. Much more so than you.

Ozempic.
Lost 40 lbs so far this year without doing shit.
Started exercising because it was way easier to move with all that fat off my ass.
Feels good, man. Do it.

I was on Ozempic for a bit and it made me sick as fuck all the time. Switched to Mounjaro and I'm losing weight like crazy. I'm looking pretty good but I've got a long way to go.

Yeah, I had "sour stomach" for a couple of weeks, and shit like I was hanging out in Tijuana, but eventually it settled down, and now I keep dropping a half pound every couple of days.
This shit is cash, but it'll probably make our cocks randomly fall off one day - who knows.

Did you get ozempic mouth?

Nah I've got a chubby ass face lol

My shit lasted for about a month or two. I had to call my doctor because I literally couldn't keep food down.

So you just eat less or what? Like how much effort did you have to put in?

I would have gotten one of these at a young age

kek they have one of those at Regal. It's cool as hell

It suppresses your appetite to the point where you don't even want to psychologically eat. Guess what all I've had to eat today? String cheese and a fucking mini crumb cake. I'm not even hitting 1300 calories a day. My head hurts though.

The Jurassic Park Pinball one as well!

reminds me of my expirence taking adderol, it just makes you work and forget to eat.

You're exactly right. I'd be working delivery work and fucking barely even eat and forget.

It's like you literally don't care to eat, and when you do, you get full after about 1/4 of what you would normally put down.
If you don't stop, your stomach can get a bit sick, which keeps you from eating the rest of the day/night.
I've eaten one can of sardines today - literally - and am not hungry.
So, 120 calories for the day and I'm not dying for more food?
That shit is powerful stuff.

worst part with Adderol is that it also speeds up your metabolism even if you need it to focus so you will lose weight uncontrollably.

Does Ozempic or Mounjaro have that same mechanism of action though?

Adderal was called "Dexidrene" when I was a kid. We'd do dexies while cramming for finals in college.
Went to see "All That Jazz" when I was in college (that is how fucking old I am) and the main character was doing dexies all the time, just like us dudes in college.
Everyone was thin. Everyone was hyper. Everyone was fucking anything they could hold down long enough to penetrate.
Those were the days.

Pretty much.
Like when Pfizer came out with Viagra, the other drug companies added a molecule to the formula, patented it and created Cialis and Levitra.
Same shit.

Yeh I was a speed type dude and it made food literally disgusting. I'd force myself to eat bread/butter with water because I'd start shaking from malnutrition if I didn't eat or sleep for 5 days

No you did the right thing. I put my dog down too late.

Yeah baby. They called that the '70s. 12 hour time release Dexi's.

Das rite, mane.
Not sure what the drug scene is like for kids today, but it was fucking WILD in the 1970's. We had everything and did everything.
Me and some bros did peyote buttons in our dorm one night and pissed ourselves (literally) while seeing Don Juan and Don Genaro in our visions.
Everyone was doing coke. Everyone had access to acid. My generation (the tail end of the boomers) were too young to be 1968 hippies, but still had the hippie drugs and culture (free love) to live.
It was cool.

uh ozempic is nothing like amphetamines lol other than both suppress appetite

34

c:<

my face has never been pretty but now its winkled too

:C

I'm 31 and feel old. If I could change one thing it'd be lifting and swimming more consistently

no
Ozempic and Mounjaro are Glucagon-like peptide-1 (GLP-1) receptor agonists
Adderall is a mixture of amphetamine salts that affects monoamines in the central nervous system
they are completely unrelated molecules with different mechanisms of action

Remember Bi-Amphetamine? You would know it as Black Beauties. If you had 2 or 3 of these, you'd be very busy for the next 24 hours.

Look at these sexy golfers

Postin in a nice thred

bumpin comfy bread

Pic related. Sometimes, you're the hitchhiker and other days, you're the sack on the stick.