Is it weird to tell people someone is your ex if you went on one date?

Is it weird to tell people someone is your ex if you went on one date?

be me

meet a girl through mutual friends

we're drinking together and she likes me for some reason

says we should get drinks sometime, just me and her

I say sure

we go on a date

I sit down and I am nervous so I tell her this is my first ever date and to forgive me if I am nervous

she looks up from the menu and has a smirk on her face and just says "ok"

we sit there and try to talk but we have nothing in common

everything I try to talk about, she shuts down immediately

everything she tries to talk about, I don't even know anything about so I can't even contribute other than saying yeah that's cool and what not

it's super awkward the entire time like we're sitting across from eachother and neither of us are saying much

both looking at our phones

eventually we're done eating and we go our separate ways and never really talk about getting together again

couple of months later

at the same peoples house for another get together

girl I went on a date with is there and she has a new boyfriend with her

everyone is standing around chatting, there's like 5 conversations going on and like 15 people here

he introduces himself and I introduce myself back

"hi I'm anon, I used to date anonette before you"

he gives me some weird look and doesn't really say anything

20 minutes later I'm standing around minding my own business when she comes out of the other room and gets in my face

she is yelling and calling me a fucking weirdo and saying there's a reason we had one date and there's a reason she never tried to hug or kiss me at the end of the date and it's because i'm a fucking loser

everybody got quiet and I just stood there frozen and unable to say anything

apparently the guy left early and it was my fault

the host of the party tells me that they aren't going to be having people over for a while

find out a month later that they had another party and didn't invite me

tl;dr OP is a faggot

I'm a faggot for going on a date with a woman? do you even know what a faggot is anon?

doesnt sound like much of a date. also yeah you dont tell people you dated after going on one date. probably dont tell someones new partner you dated them even if you were actually in a relationship.

Yes it's incredibly weird. Why are you like this?

going on one date isn't dating you retard...

So what, I am supposed to just sit there all night and not say anything about it? that seems kind of weird to me tbh
not saying anything is weird too I feel

'going on a date isn't dating'

did you actually just type that and believe it? or are you trolling? lol

kek

Yes that is what you were supposed to do.

FIRST DATES:

not 'dating'

'dating' is what happens AFTER the 1st date

the first date is simply
"getting to know you"
deciding if she wants to date you

you are so inexperienced
you don't seem to grasp
the most basic elements of it

mention your age

your specific age doesn't matter

if you're old enough to order alcohol
YOURE TOO OLD TO BE PLAYING CATCH-UP WITH 5TH GRADERS

teachers walking into elementary school bathrooms and catching 'sex contest's has been happening for many years, dumbass

it's been on the news many times, and I've dated teachers who told me about it

as in: ACTUALLY 'DATED' TEACHERS
not just 'we had a couple drinks' but ACTUALLY DATED

ITT: OP digs his own grave and gets buttmad when facts are stated. OP is, as always, a faggot

You're too deep in your head. You got dinner. It didn't work out. She didn't spend another minute thinking about it, but YOU made the mistake of obsessing over a lost cause. You saw her with her new boyfriend and it messed with your emotions. You acted on those emotions and made a cringe. She's not your ex, it wasn't a date, you're taking things way to seriously. You're overthinking this entire situation, even as we speak.

From her perspective; You're irrelevant. The two of you got food and that's it. Simple as. That girl stopped thinking about you the moment she went to the other guy's house after you ate together. Then, you see her at a party, she's with a guy she actually likes, it's working out for her, she probably doesn't even remember the "date" you went on, and you embarrass her in front of her new man.

You are somehow obsessing over a girl who doesn't even see you, while simultaneously only thinking about yourself. Psychopathic autistic behavior, fren. You spend too much time in your own head. Just go hang out with women, get friend-zoned, learn a thing or two about girl.

Ignore all of these other retards giving you advice. They're just as lost as you. You're acting like a faggot. Stop acting like a faggot.

How many teachers have you dated that have coincidentally walked in on or heard about these sex contests taking place? that doesn't sound very believable, in fact, you sound like a pathological liar who is making shit up as he goes along.

you certainly are DEFIANT

but she put you in your spot
didn't she?

she decided you belong back IN YOUR CHAIR

YOUR LONELY MASTURBATION CHAIR

she put you right back where you belong

answer: TWO

but that's not the only place I've heard about elementary school kids having sex in the school bathrooms

you know what, you're right anon. I can sit here and try to act like it didn't bother me but subconsciously when I saw she had a new boyfriend, i think it did mess with my emotions.

I don't even know why I said anything to him about our date, it was just in the front of my mind and all I could think about and I said it. I don't even really have any animosity toward her because it was both of us that were awkward

you sound like a pathological liar

and YOU has proven yourself full of delusional perceptions and laughable MISPERCEPTIONS about the most basic fundamental aspects of life

So your perspective means nothing

didn't mention my age

DID MENTION DRINKING ALCOHOL

YOU ARE THE OLDEST 5TH GRADER ON EARTH

you don't even make any sense. What the hell are you waffling about bro?
2 fictional women who don't exist but you are making up to dig yourself deeper into a lie you told earlier. Classic pathological lying behaviour.

Also, why are you so interested in reading and hearing about elementary school kids having sex in bathrooms? what the fuck? that's weird as fuck dude
why are you responding to my perspective on your fictitious statements if you feel my perspective means nothing?
the legal age is 19 here smarty pants and there is absolutely nothing wrong with having very little to no experience at that age

Yeah, fair enough. I understand where you're coming from, justified. But i'm telling you, if you're still talking about it, you're still overthinking it. You literally just need to hangout with some basic ass bitches and desensitize yourself to girls. You're acting like this bitch is some gift from god... take it easy bro, it's just another bitch.

STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS RETARDED SHIT AND GO HANGOUT WITH WOMEN YOU DON"T WORSHIP you'll thank me later.

it isn't weird to talk less.

In general, in life, speak less anon. The more you speak the more you have the possibility to fuck yourself up. Stay quiet, say some jokes from time to time and you'll have a better social life than right now.
Eventually you'll become bolder and bolder, with the ability to know when it is appropriate, or not.

I actually do have a few female friends who I hang out with but this girl is the only woman to ever approach me and ask for a date so I guess it just felt nice to feel desired or something. You right though I need to just forget her and not care

PAY ATTENTION MASTURBATOR:

when I was 15 I started fucking Lori McClendon

I also got a job as a DOORMAN AT A NIGHTCLUB when I was only 15 years old

100% true.. I've always looked older than I was, and The owner of the bar never asked me my age, he simply asked if I wanted to be the doorman

a few days after turning 16 I was working at the bar, when a beautiful blonde headed woman walked out of the nightclub, grabbed my sleeve, and dragged me to her car

she was a 36-year-old registered nurse at Piedmont hospital in Atlanta, and we lived together for 4 years as man and wife

she and I went and got all of my stuff from my parents house, and I moved out, and she and I got a new apartment together

at age 18 I got hired as a strip club DJ

by the time I was 25, I had already fucked over 700 women and teenaged girls

YOU ARE THE OLDEST 5TH GRADER I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

Why do you feel my perspective means nothing?

Don't think your perspective means nothing

IT MEANS LESS THAN NOTHING

Checked

Correct. Good talk. God speed, brother.

And just another friendly piece of advice, women don't want to hear about what you enjoy, they want to know they're being heard. You said you weren't interested in anything she had to talk about. You have to pretend that you ARE interested. Ask questions, keep her talking, pretend like you want to learn more... that's how you keep women engaged and that's what makes them want to hang out more and more. She'll learn more about you and your interests as you go, don't dump some shit into her lap and expect her to be like "Oh woah that's so cool" because most women, like i said, just want to be heard. They don't want to listen, they want to be heard.

Ah so you're trolling. Got it. Still weird to be talking about 5th grader blow jobs that much though, trolly boy

Go play another video game

That seems to be the only thing you actually understand in life

For you're own sake, stop putting women up on a pedestal. I don't care if they approach you first, treat them like a normal person until they give you a reason to treat them otherwise. Stop over thinking this shit. Stop talking about it. Don't do CRINGE shit in front of women.

Delete this thread and move on.

trolling?

lol sure I am, Mr gaming chair masturbator

by the way, the 'sex contests in elementary school bathrooms' thing is quite real, and has been happening since the '90s

But it's weird how you LOCKED IN ON IT

hahahahaha
Your lack of knowledge is not my responsibility

my fault that you are uninformed

(here's me and Aaron Paul, the actor who played Jesse on breaking bad)

I guess that's me 'trolling' again?

YOURE NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, ARE YOU?

keyword

without complications

OP complicated asf needs to chill fr fr

ITT: an inexperienced novice first-timer admits how badly he fumbled the ball, admits his misperceptions that ended in failure

and spends the rest of the thread defiantly insisting he did everything RIGHT

since you seem to think you've got all the answers:

why did it fail?

why is she sucking another guy's dick?

and WHY DID YOU CREATE THIS THREAD?

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™ :

you demonstrated your true personality in this thread today

no wonder she didn't like you

here's the CREEPIEST PART:

not using the word 'dating'

but using the word "EX"

THATS HOW YOU STARTED YOUR EFFEMINATE THREAD

"is it weird to tell people someone's your EX?"

EX ??!!!.......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO WONDER SHE LOST INTEREST IMMEDIATELY

YOURE A FUCKING WEIRDO!!!
................ "EX" ??????

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME, LIL BOY

lol you can't even make it to a 2nd date

But you're focused on telling people you have an EX ???!!......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S ONE OF THE CREEPIEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN

You're literally one of the creepiest weirdos I've ever seen

LMMFAO @ "MY EX"

........
ex WHAT ?.......

your ex GIRLFRIEND?
YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND
You have no EX

All you've got is a well-used masturbation chair and a computer

You are a fucking weirdo, dude

lmao @ "MY EX!!!"

let's be honest... You're well aware of your failure, But that's not the reason you created this thread

You created this thread because of
S E M A N T I C S

This is all about semantics
You're just curious about the semantic

does it seem creepy for you to pretend you have an 'ex'?

YES

is going on a first date considered 'dating'?

NO

This thread is about you trying to use deceptive semantics, trying to figure out which labels you can use when lying about non-existent relationships

You never had a relationship with her
You had a couple drinks
You have never dated anyone
You weren't dating
You don't have an ex
because you've never had anyone in the first place

This is the part where you play another video game, try to score some more cheat codes, paint another Warhammer figuring, and dust off your Star wars action figures and Funko Pop dolls

You should stick with fantasizing about being Luke Skywalker instead of fantasizing about being a heterosexual

because from what I've seen so far today?

You make a much more convincing Star wars fantasy character than you do a heterosexual