Be me

be me

dating latina

extremely emotionally needy

says she is spiritual not religious but believes in the Bible, God, Jesus, all that shit

also believes in tarot cards, moon energy, angels and demons, horoscopes, archangels, "karmics" and "twin flames" and other stuff idek how to describe

gets really buttmad if I try to have a discussion about this stuff that isn't just me completely agreeing with her

What am I dealing with here? What kind of personality disorder is this? Serious responses appreciated

What am I dealing with here?

a girl that's about to be single sounds like.
dont stick around a woman like this. if you cant stand her how then how do you think you'll be 40 years from now?

Dude, you need to run, she's got more red flags that a float at a parade.

yeah I think I'm gonna jump ship but I am curious as to what you guys think might be her fucking deal? How does one get like this? She isn't unintelligent, she's quite witty and well-spoken, I've dated dumb girls before and she isn't dumb at all

She sounds like she's got borderline personality disorder.

spirituality

funny thing about 'spirituality'....
there is no definition

It has no meaning... It's just a vague, ambiguous umbrella statement, always used by people who are PRETENDING THEY'RE NOT RELIGIOUS

But they are religious
The term spirituality means nothing

It takes a certain kind of empty vessel, a gullible fool to allow yourself to be brainwashed with religion.

anybody who hears the bullshit story in the Bible, and says to themselves, "yeah, I think this really happened" is obviously a gullible fool.

religion requires people to jump in headfirst without any evidence beforehand.

So she believes in the Bible and God, clearly admitting how gullible and stupid she truly is, building her entire life's belief system around a poorly written fairy tale without any evidence beforehand.

But even worse yet:
she's so wishy-washy, she's open EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING ELSE

tarot cards, Hocus pocus, astrology, New age alternative mumbo jumbo, any flavor of the month, she'll believe it...

KEEP PEOPLE LIKE THIS OUT OF YOUR LIFE

DO NOT ALLOW THESE TYPE OF PEOPLE TO BECOME PART OF YOUR EXISTENCE

she's obviously not the one for you

But even more importantly
YOU ARE NOT THE ONE FOR HER

let her go find another idiot just like herself

they can stroll down the pathway of idiotic oblivion together, happily ever after with their idiotic magical thoughts.

You're looking for a girl who's interested in SCIENCE & SEX

Sounds like you need to fuck the stupid out of her. Might I suggest Viagra or Cialis? You don't have to need it to love it, and you're ideally going to set aside several hours per day to bang the silliness from her.

it sounds like she's not dumb, she's just crazy and closed-minded

interesting true story:

when I met my wife 11 years ago, we had so many things in common, it was uncanny... But it was several months before we discovered that we each shared yet another coincidental element in our lives:

Believe it or not, coincidentally enough...
when we were little kids, growing up in different places at different times, each of us was taken to Sunday school when we were around 6 years old, AND WE DEMANDED THEY CALL OUR PARENTS TO COME GET US

BOTH OF US REFUSED TO LISTEN TO THE BULLSHIT RELIGION

in fact, we both RAISED HELL
as if we were being held against our will
And we scared the hell out of the Sunday school 'teachers'

(how can they be a 'teacher' when everything they're saying is a lie?)

isn't that strange?
when I was 6 years old, my parents took me to Sunday school for the first time, and within 10 minutes they had to call my parents and tell them to come get me.

I DEMANDED THEY CALL MY PARENTS!!
I DEMANDED THEY TAKE ME HOME!!
I made it very clear I was there AGAINST MY WILL

I told the Sunday school ladies, "This isn't true. none of this is true. Why are you telling us this story ?"

Even at the age of six, I already knew THE BIBLE STORY NEVER HAPPENED

IT'S OBVIOUSLY A LIE. IT'S FAKE.

So I demanded they call my parents immediately and get me out of there

And that's exactly what they did.
they tried to get me out of there before the other children realized they could also rebel against the religion.

and coincidentally enough...
My wife did the exact same thing when she was a little kid

in fact, she's the only other person I've ever met who also demanded Sunday school people call their parents immediately.

That's why religion relies on children
It's important to brainwash them before they're old enough to realize they can scream for help

Viagra and Cialis are two completely different medications, with two completely different mechanisms of action, and purposes.

You don't know the mechanism of action of either of these medications.

You don't understand how they work, because if you did, you certainly wouldn't be recommending it to somebody.

You're a fucking idiot.

Your erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with physiological problems.

The reason your Penis doesn't get hard easily is because of psychological factors.

98% of all erectile dysfunction is caused by psychological issues, and only a tiny 2% of ED is actually associated with physiological medical issues.

You don't realize Viagra is created for only 2% of planet Earth's male population.

and for the other 98%, it's simply a placebo.

That's right, dumbass.
It's a placebo
because you don't have a cGMP hormonal deficiency, meaning you're not part of the 2% of men that Viagra was intended for.

You're just a fucking idiot.
And your dick doesn't work.
So you take a placebo.
and claim It gave you a hard-on.
which conclusively PROVES
You are the type of person to fall for a placebo effects.

lol
what kind of pussy ass bitch relies on Viagra?

You haven't even studied the medication
You don't know anything about the medicine

But you take it, and recommend it to other people?

You're a fucking idiot

From what you've described she's extremely unintelligent

Why are you shitting walls of text that no one will read into this thread anon?

Sounds like coping with trauma from a young age seeking meaning
Or someone else in her life when she was young was into it and accidentally fucked up her math ability by talking about wendigos

yep... That's 100% true

absolutely unequivocally true. when I was six, I scared the shit out of the Sunday school ladies, when I fucking DEMANDED to be returned back to my house immediately.

I scared the shit out of them...
And they jumped!! they called my father immediately...

And sure as fuck, within 10 minutes or so, my father came and picked me up and I went back home and enjoyed my Sunday.

I'm amazed more children didn't do the same thing when they were kids.

That's why religion relies on children, because most children WON'T stand up to the adults

most children will passively ALLOW THE ADULTS TO MOLEST THEIR MINDS with the bullshit known as religion

.............. And like I said, my wife and I have so much in common, when we first met, It was like a laundry list of very specific preferences and opinions that we shared...

But it took us a few months of getting to know each other better before we discovered we also had that one specific thing in common:

SHE ALSO TOLD THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHERS "CALL MY PARENTS RIGHT NOW AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

And that's the way each of us managed to change our own destiny as children, and avoid any further religious exposure after that point.

neither of our parents tried exposing us to religion a second time after that

I thought it was kind of magical, how she was the only other human I've met who stood up to the Sunday school teachers and refused to have religion pushed on them.

But then again, we have so much else in common, I guess it only makes sense?

DO NOT EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!!!

Have I made myself clear, young man?
Don't let it happen again

You know the friend I have that we tricked into drinking bong water and our piss multiple times is a doctor now. Some people are book smart but easily tricked.

its LOLvis... hes just a poster whose fucked in the head whose sole purpose in life is to instigate fights with anonymous people...

nobody gives a fuck about your intended topic, religion and spirituality.

we're interested in what really matters:
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A JOB?

AND WHY ARE YOU DATING A SUBPRIMATE LATINO?

she's not white..
Why would you have sex with a farm animal?

Kek
Your entire world view is based off Christianity and yet you sit here shit talking it lmaoooooo

We need Christianity as it's the only antithesis to Islam and da joos

Not acknowledging the immense benefits of religions (excluding those mentioned above) shows how unintelligent you really are

Being a Christian loses you nothing and could gain you everything

The second part of your post is fairly accurate tho
Beliefs should be well curated and justified, not just everything you've ever heard someone talk about

Oh it's the biggest poser and loser on the internet lolvis, I should have recognized the wall of uninteresting text bullshit as your calling card.

but is she hot with a fat ass, and can she cook?
if not, then what the fuck are you doing?

Imagine how fat and ugly this guy is lmaooooo

Thanks for letting me know, but I already realized that I was speaking to temu logfaggot aka lolvis.

I'm going to assume for your sake that you are Caucasian (human)

So why on earth would a human male be attracted to a Latina female?

what's next? A billy goat?
calves?
where does it end?

probably took drugs once or twice and now thinks she is attuned to the universe or some shit
visit Anon Babble to see 9/10 people egotripping about their experiences to get a general idea

Christianity is the direct opposite of two other Abrahamic religions

Don't try to sound smart, and you don't need to hit tab after every sentence, faggot.

Your entire world view is based off Christianity

hahahaha!!.... SURE IT IS, DUDE....
................. sure it is LMMFAO

(I've got no clue what you're talking about, but Christianity plays ZERO role in my existence.... less than zero, in fact)

You're quite literally a moron

I see you still haven't looked for a job?
It's been quite a while, and you still haven't even looked for a fucking job.

And obviously, you still don't have a girlfriend, either.

no woman in your life other than your mother, obviously... because you're using the internet, But you can't pay for it

You're not your mother's responsibility anymore, big boy...

no woman respects you because you're still attached to your mommy's nipple like a newborn baby

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING
you'll fit right in, white trash....

We need Christianity as it's the only antithesis to Islam and da joos

it's all the same shit, the antithesis would be atheism, or at the very least something completely unrelated, like something from an asian tradition

I see you still haven't looked for a job?

It's been quite a while, and you still haven't even looked for a fucking job.

Who do you think I am?
I've had the same job for the last 6 years.

And obviously, you still don't have a girlfriend, either.

no woman in your life other than your mother, obviously... because you're using the internet, But you can't pay for it

Are you just throwing shit at the wall and hoping something sticks?

You're not your mother's responsibility anymore, big boy...

no woman respects you because you're still attached to your mommy's nipple like a newborn baby

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING

you'll fit right in, white trash....
So um, are all of these things true about you and you are trying to label me with them?

yep... I told you a long time ago:

"get a job, get out of your mother's house, support yourself, and maybe a woman might respect you for the first time in your life, and you can finally find your first girlfriend"

That was a long time ago.....

yet here you sit... no job, no girlfriend, no prospects on the horizon.

It's just you and your chair, isn't it?
You, your pathetic little computer, and your lonely little chair...

no pussy... no woman will have sex with you...

But at least you've got that chair...
It's your big boy chair...
That's the chair you masturbate in...
That's the chair you play video games in...
That's the chair you use to pretend to be relevant online, the inexperienced lonely isolated UNEMPLOYED MASTURBATING MOMMY'S BOY

The effeminate, overlooked, emasculated, parasitic gaming chair VIDEO GAME SISSY BOY Who has never seen a vagina in real life before.

.......... Your mother wants you out of her house

obviously....
OBVIOUSLY....
It goes without saying...
obviously, she wants you out of her house

get a job, you parasite...
after you get a job, Go find your own place, and find a girlfriend...

Burger King is hiring, nigger

You're talking to me as if you know me, my life and my situation.
You don't.

same job for 6 years

So it's one of these 'night shift' fagshow part-time jobs?

because real jobs are happening RIGHT NOW, during business hours

If you've got a job, it obviously isn't a very good one

Tab? Have you ever even seen a physical keyboard?? Lmaoooooooooooooo

Also, yes it is fairly oppositional
The stories are the same but the message is different
Jews and Muslims believe everyone else are animals and that it's okay to murder them
Christianity is about humility and putting others first

It's all the same shit

If you don't know about something, you really shouldn't be talking about it

No, it's a steady job that happens during the day, one which I enjoy to do and take pride in doing well.
It enables me to own my home, save up for travel around the world and engaging in hobbies.
So yeah, you are way off base in your guesses about me and my life.

sitting on his ass on a work day

has a job

Like I said, obviously not a good one

If you actually DO have a job, that would make you one of the less than 3% of guests on this website

similar to having a girlfriend or a wife, which is also right around 3% of users on this website

The other 97%?

every word I said applies perfectly

So if you're part of the 3%, I applaud you!
I would actually be HAPPY to be wrong in this particular matter.

because I don't WANT you to be part of the 97%...

in fact, I'm disheartened by the 97%, so if you're part of the 3%, I stand corrected and I applaud you, sir...

in image boards, the basics, like 'having a job and a girlfriend' are somehow 'unattainable': by the 97% of which I speak, the average demographic

the irony

an·tith·e·sis
/anˈtiTHəsəs/
noun
a person or thing that is the direct opposite of someone or something else.
Not "fairly oppositional" dipshit.
I noticed you stopped the reddit spacing, did I make you self conscious, faggot?

Christianity is about humility and putting others first

hahahahaha
You're funny!! You ought to be in a documentary or something... would be hilarious

(Just shut the fuck up, because Jesus never existed, the entire story is bullshit, and you've built your entire life's belief system around a poorly constructed fairy tale)

Hey I have a job where I don't work every day, but still earn enough to own my home and do nice shit for myself.
You are only correct on me currently being single, but not for the stupid reasons that you are asserting.
Again, you sound like you are projecting your own foibles onto me and then condemning me for them.

Like I just stated earlier, sir....

in this particular case, I am HONORED to stand corrected....

And I'm not blowing smoke up your ass

I'm literally PLEASED to stand corrected right now

Like I said, it's not like I want you to be part of the 97%

It's actually reassuring to see you're part of the 3%

So I quite literally applaud you right now
Not that you've accomplished anything 'astronomical', But compared to the 97%?

It's huge...
So I applaud you
and I stand corrected

then I support you fully, sir..

I was basing my statements on simple demographics and statistics

But I'm always pleased to be wrong about this particular topic... I've watched a process occur over the decades, and it started with VIDEO GAMES

subsequently, technology has advanced, and so has the weird process, where the average young guy is awkward and introverted and spends his life isolated playing video games, and doesn't go out there and grab life by the horns...

in fact, it's very disconcerting...

That process was profound, and it's reached epic proportions at this point

So I am pleased to stand corrected!!!

That's awesome!!
More people your age need to follow your lead

after having sex with a species with black nigger nipples, do you ever look in the mirror and question where you're going with your life?

.... because when it comes to having sex

Latinas aren't my thing...
I prefer humans

Oh you think video games are to blame for disengaged young men and not the fact that the west has been working towards demonizing men more and more for the last 4 decades?

sex with a Hispanic

wouldn't it be less dehumanizing to simply take a shit into your hand, and jack off into your own turd?

at least you'd still have your dignity afterwards

Kek

That's quite a hot take anon, very few people are racist enough to consider fapping with a turd less dehumanizing than fucking a hispanic chick.

I absolutely definitely KNOW (for a fact) that the process began the same time the first 'PONG' & 'TANK BATTLE' black and white video games were developed

And as the quality of the video games continued improving, the more it pulled young boys into a sedentary lifestyle

their mothers unwittingly allowing their young sons to isolate, sedentary, locked into an 'autistic' zone, focused on a television screen with a controller in their hands, instead of being outside playing sports with boys, learning how to interact with girls, learning how to flirt with girls, engaging in the traditional classic RITES OF PASSAGE that take little boys into teenage years and adulthood

and look at the effect of smartphones... This isolated self-imposed 'cocoon like prison' has had the most drastic effect on society

as far as BEING SOCIABLE is concerned

It's much more than just video games, but it's safe to say VIDEOGAMES WERE THE GATEWAY DRUG

and the effects have been more profound than any 'demonization of men by the West'

You’re dating a latina. One way or another she is going to be crazy. Is the sex good? Can she land a career or maintain a household? Is the sex good? Is her mom hot (what she will look like in 20 years).

Is being a dick about vaporware beliefs worth shitting on everything you’ve got?

Shut your mouth and lean into it. “Babe the horoscopes say it’s a great day for twinflames to bust a nut together”

BINGO !!!!!!....................

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!!

best post so far, sir!...
fantastic work!!
Good job... keep it up

his post was perfect, almost...

simply replace the word 'sex' with 'bestiality', and it'll be the best advice you've had all day

Why do young men feel the need to escape from the world like that though, why are they channeling their innate skill into gaming instead of into the world?
What benefits do they get from engaging with the world and are they in the diminishing returns category or not?

honestly I don't know because I've never played a video game in my life.

And I have no intention of starting anytime soon.

however, I do 3D animation, and if anything, I would be right at home creating the GRAPHIC DESIGN of video games...

So of course I understand the way we get "locked in" to the screen, And I understand all of the dopamine reward studies etc etc

But quite honestly? I can't answer your question

because I don't know the answer

One thing I definitely DO know:
The video games were the gateway drug, which led to the pornography and the furthest possible isolation, much more profound as an adult than as a child, because now their sense of sexuality has become embedded into the same sedentary gaming chair "locked in" self-imposed prison between them and the computer monitor...

And that's extremely detrimental
because the longer they continue relying on masturbation and pornography, the less and less likely they are to ever actually find a real girlfriend

in fact, it becomes exponential
a snowball effect
And it becomes all consuming

That's why so many 11-year-old GTA enthusiasts Wake up to realize they're 37 years old, waiting for the new GTA to be released, with dried sperm all over there keyboard and gaming chair.

isolated....

It's an epidemic

I didn't expect you to answer my question fully, I was just trying to point out that gaming in and of itself doesn't explain why so many men are isolating themselves.
Gaming only seems like a viable alternative to reality if reality offers you nothing good.

here's a story I've told several times before, so although hopefully it's new to you, it's not new to other people reading, perhaps...

But it's 100% true, and I think it speaks volumes:

One day a few years ago, my wife and I decided to take a spring day walk to the local park a couple blocks away.

It was beautiful outside. gorgeous! as we were walking down the sidewalk, we saw two young men approaching, walking away from the park.

they were about 20 years old.. maybe 21?
Just your average 21-year-old white guys... well dressed, obviously neighbors of ours...

And as the four of us passed each other on the sidewalk....

I said, "hey. how are you doing today?"

and they FROZE !!! they STOPPED !!!!
they looked terrified!!! no shit!!
their eyes were wide open, like deer in a headlight... they looked at each other, as if looking for some kind of reassurance...

like "what do we do now??!!"

THEY COULDN'T HANDLE
A SIMPLE FRIENDLY
" H E L L O "

they were both SO AWKWARD
they literally didn't know how to handle
"HELLO"

My wife and I laughed... we did. we left at them. Right there. right in front of them. because we couldn't help but laugh...
IT WAS SO WEIRD,!!!!!!!!!!

we've been on this planet for quite a while and, and we were horrified to realize the human race had finally reached the point where the average 21-year-old guy CAN'T HANDLE "HELLO"

Like I said, I think it speaks volumes

Like I said, I think it speaks volumes

What does it speak volumes about though?

while I agree with you, I also think they are returning to the 'viable alternative to reality' which acted as the gateway introduction into the lifestyle to begin with.

It's not like some "newfound alternative to reality"

It's the same alternative to reality they found instead of learning how to flirt with girls on the playground, like the other boys.

an old familiar friend...

I have a catch phrase I use a lot:
THE GAMING CHAIR™

I mention people's gaming chairs a lot in here, because it's a METAPHOR

It's a blanket statement, which covers the entire topic:

The video games, the anime, the futile masturbation, the countless pornography downloads, the isolation, the inability to handle a neighbor saying "HELLO"

It doesn't have to be a gaming chair.
It could be any old chair.
a nice computer chair...
or even an upside down plastic bucket...

So if you ever see me mentioning THAT STUPID FUCKING GAMING CHAIR in conversations, now you'll understand I'm speaking metaphorically.

And they know it...
they tried distracting by saying "I don't own a gaming chair"

But they know exactly what I'm talking about

I'm talking about the entire MINDSET

It speaks volumes about where we're going as a species, where we're going as a society

It speaks volumes about what we've gained from technology, as opposed to what we've lost

It speaks volumes about the detrimental effects of isolating and locking into a virtual existence

because no matter how many times they try to convince themselves "It was my choice not to have a girlfriend", The fact remains...

they desperately want to be loved.
they want nothing more than to wake up next to somebody who loves and respects them.

And that possibility becomes less and less likely with each cheat code and pornography download

It speaks volumes about how fucked we truly are, because if these are the same young men who will be running the world soon, then we are doomed!!!

(being able to handle a simple "hello" might come in handy when you're running the world)

You kind of come off as if you expect me to be reading your walls of text in the future and keep in mind what your opinions are in order to recognize when you are being metaphorical.
You kind of just brushed off my thoughts and went on to instruct me on understanding your posts in the future.
You doing that kind of disinclines me from wanting to engage with you again, because of how one-sided conversing with you feels.
And you wanted me to infer all of that from you saying "it speaks volumes"?

I tell that story quite frequently, because it's actually very relevant to a lot of conversations in here.

And I'm not exaggerating the story at all.

in fact, I omitted a lot of details, just to keep it simple today.

But it was VERY PECULIAR...
It was concerning...
Like I said, she and I were distressed by it. It was disappointing and kind of scaring, to be honest.

It was just a random 'Man on the street' microcosm of society, a randomly chosen example, two white 21-year-old men, buddies, in a nice neighborhood...

AND THEY COULDN'T HANDLE "HELLO"

by the way, they looked at each other as if asking the other one "what do we say?"

But they never ended up saying anything

nothing...

after we started laughing, they both got embarrassed and scurried away down the sidewalk.

It was SUPER FUCKING WEIRD
It was like Twilight zone or something, dude

It was like walking into an episode of The Twilight zone

BUT IT WAS REAL

(I guarantee those same two guys are right at home with headphones playing video games on discord or steam or whatever those websites are called)

But when it comes to ACTUAL HUMAN INTERACTION?..... forget it

I don't expect you to do a goddamn thing

But if you're here long enough, You definitely WILL see the words 'gaming chair' being used.

And when you see it... at least now you'll know I'm not actually talking about REAL GAMING CHAIR

That's all... Just clarifying it's a metaphor

I don't expect you to do jack shit
Not at all

It's just that they way you convey ideas seems to self involved that I think that most people won't care to actually figure out what you are talking about. I will only actually notice the words gaming chair if I actually spend the time reading your walls of text, which comes across as little substance through many words.

I didn't 'want' you to infer anything

I assumed you're fully capable of inferring whatever you feel like inferring

I don't control anything other than myself, so I'm free of worry regarding matters like this.

however, I am curious what your father would think if he and your mother experienced the exact same thing.

I wonder how he would phrase it...
"The world's gone to hell in a hand basket" ?

certainly it would raise an eyebrow

thank you for your critique but I am here to entertain myself, not anybody else, because they're entertainment is not my problem.

And I've got the BEING MYSELF part under control

But I tell you what...
If I ever decide I need somebody to tell me how to be myself, you'll be the first person I call...

okay?

I use speech to text and today I'm noticing quite a few speech to text typos

oh well...
I can live with that...

I figure you're smart enough to read between the lines, and realize when there's a speech to text typo

because I'm a stickler for proper grammar, so if you ever see a typo on my posts, you can guarantee it's inadvertent on my part, and it's more a matter of speech to text misinterpreting my words

also:
I know a woman who has a neighbor who has some ideas they want to bounce by you... her neighbor wants you to start behaving differently. I think you should take his advice, even though he means absolutely nothing to you.

He's going to create and package 'the new improved you'

It's just odd to me that a guy like you who spends so much time on telling people what they are, doesn't care about how effective he is at doing so.
That's another part of it, that story doesn't sound believable. Most young guys I run into have no issues with returning a hello when they hear one.
So either your story is made up or you have been omitting something from it that would explain why they reacted like you were being super weird.

schizophrenia is an organic psychiatric disorder that lots of people use as an insult, but almost NONE of them actually know what it is.

almost NONE of them can correctly define the term schizophrenia... however, I can define it, in my own words:

SCHIZOPHRENIA = The belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity

That's what schizophrenia is.
they perceive a delusional reality, in which their life is under the control of a mysterious unseen external force or entity.

Not surprisingly....
RELIGION = The belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen invisible external entity

stay far away from religious people
they are in a state of delusional psychosis

I haven't pointed out any typos though, expecting people to read between the lines is expecting people to read your mind and infer your opinions, failing to read your mind is not a sign of low intelligence.

also:

I know a woman who has a neighbor who has some ideas they want to bounce by you... her neighbor wants you to start behaving differently.

I think you should take his advice, even though he means absolutely nothing to you.

He's going to create and package 'the new improved you'

U wot m8?

story doesn't sound believable

lol I don't give a fuck if you believe it or not

in fact, if you don't believe it, that only demonstrates that you're probably one of the isolated losers I'm talking about

maybe you should go outside more often?

because the story is 100% true
Your belief or approval is not required

sorry about that

Like I said, the minute I'm looking for a random irrelevant person to Tell me how to be myself, you'll be the first random irrelevant person I notify... okay?

instead of making accusations based on statistical demographics... let me try it from a different angle:

Do you have a girlfriend?

Do you have a girlfriend?

How does that relate to the rice harvest in Vietnam?

I asked you a question.

do you have a girlfriend?

avoids the question

That's a certified NO

next question:
Have you ever had a girlfriend?

You've been so forthcoming up to this point.. So much to offer

yet suddenly now you don't want to talk?

Youre arguing with LolVis, hes literally a washed up methhead that comes here and brags to Anon Babbletards about the stale pussy he once got. Just an FYI, he will never stop

I do go out though, which is why I disbelieve you.
No I don't currently have a girlfriend.
Yes I have had several girlfriends, some of which were in long term relationships with me.
Calm down with the gishgallopping anon, I have to type my posts, which takes longer than speech to text.

This has nothing to do with rice or Vietnam

And it has everything to do with your existence

your 'expertise'

Have you ever had a girlfriend in your entire life? Even one?

It's a very simple question. A yes or no will suffice

So you currently don't have a girlfriend because WHY?
obviously, you've had girlfriends in the past, so you're fully capable of finding a girlfriend.

Again....
You currently don't have a girlfriend BECAUSE?

I'm just curious

BPD and low self esteem. But, most people these days have that anyways. There's nothing wrong with people who don't share beliefs unless you make it a problem. You don't want someone who does anyways lol

gishgallopping

lol good work
I liked that a lot ..
10 points!

You again? how many months has it been?

longer than a year, right?....

And you still don't have a girlfriend
But at least you've got that chair

isn't that right, Mr gaming chair?

ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT THAT FUCKING CHAIR, RIGHT?

priorities, right?

I don't have a girlfriend currently because I haven't met anyone that I shared a mutual attraction with for a while. I'm out and about meeting people though, so finding another girlfriend is just a matter of time and luck as far as I am concerned.
Kek are you awarding me points for pointing out when you are using tactics meant to overwhelm a debate opponent? Neat I guess.

My wife is using her vacation day this week, And we are about to go across the neighborhood to go feed two colonies of stray cats we've been slowly working with, getting them to veterinarians and adopted out...

I'm about to roll a big fat doobie of some indica, And we're going to do what we love:

helping innocent animals in need

when it comes to working with animals, my wife is one of the best! animals simply "automatically love her", instantly.

I'm really, REALLY Good with animals, And I always have been, but my wife is STELLAR

she has a calming effect on animals, and they always trust her immediately. they can read her aura, so to speak.

One of the many, many traits my wife and I share is our passion for animals. (along with our disdain for humans)

It's been over a year now, hasn't it?
since the first time we discussed your inability to find a girlfriend.

apparently, it's not an INABILITY

It's more a matter of YOU NEVER EVEN TRYING

It's been quite a while
And nothing has changed
My wife and I are still doing animal rescues, smoking a little weed, and thumbing our nose at the rest of the world.

and nothing's changed for you OR YOUR GAMING CHAIR

I suppose it's going to continue like this for the foreseeable future?

did you actually think there's a beautiful supermodel saving her virginity for marriage, determined to find an isolated awkward unemployed lonely gaming chair faggot?

did you actually think she was going to come knocking door to door looking for you?

how's that working out for you so far?

I stand and applaud you, sir!
Your answer regarding your current relationship status was ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!

You're restoring my faith in the younger generations

I'm assuming you're younger than me
because they have some of my pubes in the Smithsonian...

regarding the 10 points?

along, long time ago, a friend of mine worked for a defense contractor in Huntsville Alabama (He couldn't talk very much about his job, but he once told me he worked in a 'skyscraper built underground')

anyway, back before they called the internet 'the internet', He hooked up my commodore Amiga to this newfangled 'dark net' thing he told us about when he came to visit me and Jill, my former girlfriend of 8 years, a brilliant artist, a magnificently talented artist...

Stu told us about this new 'dark net' think he and his friends were using, mathematicians and defense contractors and government employees and scientists, etc etc

Stu told us they were encouraging each other to "invite artists and musicians and writers to join, to make it more eclectic"

So I was actually using some of the very first BBS and mIRC sites...

And it was SO FUCKING BORING!!
MIND NUMBINGLY BORING !!!

So even way back then, I decided to make things more fun by "being disruptive"

This was years and years before anybody ever thought of the cutesy catchphrase 'trolling'

I was simply BEING DISRUPTIVE
and my technique was simple:
DON'T BEHAVE LIKE THE OTHER PEOPLE

And I noticed it really seemed to bother certain people..

It really really bothered certain control freaks...

And all I had to do was
........ TYPE
....................... DIFFERENTLY

That's all it took to get under people's skin

So basically, I'm still doing the exact same thing. People always accuse me of being from 'reddit', but I've only gone to Reddit ONE TIME (And it was less than a week ago)

nope... I'm not from Reddit
I've been using WEIRD TEXT FORMATTING since the very beginning of the internet

because it irritates people

there's been an influx of new kittens being born among the two colonies of stray cats My wife and I are working with

So today I'm bringing some extra food specifically for the kittens, along with KMR kitten milk replacement formula, in case any of the mothers haven't been nursing them enough.

I've got to put my supplies together, but it's time to roll a joint first... maybe two, because we might even go to the park again today afterwards.

The same park we went to yesterday after feeding the two colonies of strays.

The same park we went to the day we met two millennials who were incapable of handling a simple HELLO

So you were trying to get under my skin by awarding me points?
I just took that as a touché on your part and you complimenting me for pointing out your tactic.
On you assuming that I am younger than you, I turn 38 soon, so I am still called young by some people, but the group calling me that without attempting to stroke my ego is a shrinking one.
I'm personally not that bothered about what age people perceive me to have. When I was in my early 20's people assumed me to be in my 30's based on my intelligence and maturity and once I reached my 30's people kept thinking I was in my 20's because I had improved my physical health enough to look and move like a much younger person.
99% of the time when someone mentions my age, it is in relation to either complimenting my mentality by assuming me to be older or complimenting my looks by assuming me to be younger.
The last 1% that try to use assertions about my age in some negative manner just kind of fall flat, while showing me what shit talking they would be weak to.

Youre arguing with LolVis

we aren't arguing at all... You don't seem to know the difference between an argument and a simple conversation

he's literally a washed up methhead

how can I 'LITERALLY' be something I'm not? I haven't touched any drugs other than marijuana in almost 9 years, and will be celebrating 9 years clean on May 20th

washed up

but I'm the one who's happily married, to a beautiful brilliant woman who loves me very much, who wakes up next to me every morning, and falls asleep next to me every night. You are the washed up loser, who masturbates yourself to sleep, because apparently, out of 4 BILLION+ WOMEN on planet Earth, you can't even find ONE of them who thinks you're not washed up.

that comes here and brags to Anon Babbletards about the stale pussy he once got.

I 'once' got?... lol I still get pussy all the time. I get my dick sucked deepthroat whenever I want. My wife gladly supplies me with endless orgasms, of course...

I get pussy all the time, while you're masturbating in your gaming chair every night. You're just jealous because I thought almost 800 women by the time I was 25 years old, and THATS what bothers you the most.

Just an FYI, he will never stop

You finally said something correct!
You are absolutely right...
I've been doing this since before you were born, and I have no intention of stopping.

You are absolutely correct, sir!
You are powerless to stop me.

let's just be honest, toddler...
of all the reasons people should hate me
(remember I'M the one deciding whether or not you perceive me as likable) The one primary reason you hate me the most is because YOU NEVER EVER GET ANY PUSSY

And I've somehow managed to fuck so many women in my life, that it infuriates you

Just be honest, little guy
THATS The reason you hate me so much

It's not because of the way I type
It's not because the walls of text
It's not because the things I say

nope
You hate me because
YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY

You're not fooling anyone

no sir.. no sir I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say

maybe I didn't communicate it effectively

no sir. I wasn't trying to irritate you at all
I was simply explaining
regarding walls of text
regarding speech to text
The overwhelming nature
of walls of text...

The reason I do it is to irritate certain control freaks

I'm not talking about you
I'm not talking about our conversation right now

I'm just talking about "in general"

generally speaking, the reason I communicate in an annoying fashion is simple:

That's how I can find the control freaks

by being annoying and typing weirdly, it brings the control freaks to the surface

It drives them crazy to see anybody not following the imaginary bullshit 'imageboard culture protocol'

So no...
I wasn't trying to annoy you by giving you 10 points

I was simply explaining the reasoning behind my obviously intentional and ubiquitously irritating technique of typing weird

It's the fastest way to separate the control freaks from the easygoing people