And I just stubbed my asshole...
Oy motherfucking gevalt....
I'm a jew
No you're not. Stop falseflagging you antisemite.
YES I AM AND I JUST STUBBED MY ASSHOLE STOP ACCUSING....
OY
also a jew here just stubbed my mother fucking kosher right on the fucking synogogue entrance mother fucking oy vey
Oy motherfucking VEY. Take care of your kosher fellow jew....
niggaz will see this thread and think we're lying
Oy motherfucking gevalt..... This is just like the holocaust.....
you had me convinced at maternal but then you used motherfucker, which, ironically, i find hilarious in a context like that.
I'm jewish, and none of you "jews" are the real deal.
I wouldn't even bother posting if you guys made me lol... but... no... this lies flatter than my matzah last month.
i dont follow politics cuz politics are boring but my best friend is an idf soldier from israel and he is an awesome guy so idk what this bullshit is because ppl are telling me "ur friend is a terrorist" when i mention him and like why does everyone hate israel all of a sudden? you guys got a cool flag
A jew never made me laugh while trying to make me laugh.
Rather, I grew tired of his ramblings, and I called him a joo.
Joos know nothing of pottery.
fuck off jew I am a real jew supporter
What do you mean you "Stubbed your asshole"?
And gives a fuck if you're Jewish, or not?
Do you even know what a Semite is?
Tell me you wouldn't...
Ironic comedy is only funny when OTHER people laugh at it
No hard feelings joo. Like I said it's all shitposts. Have a gut day.
I'm having a good day... but you shouldn't quit your day job. Your comedy game is weak.
Ignore OP, I actually am an ethnic Jew and a member of the Jewish faith, AMA.
Filthy Jews
Pack your bags Heeb!
>We're shipping you to Haiti!
I have invented a perpetual motion machine that generates energy off of ben shapiro vibrating in rage.
Haiti has suffered enough.
nigga heil hitler
We would be sending them food...