My wife sent me this and oh god she's finally becoming a land whale

my wife sent me this and oh god she's finally becoming a land whale

finally, my ass!!

This brand of disgusting obesity doesn't happen overnight

she's been working really hard to destroy her body with food and gluttony

she's been obese for at least 3 years, if not longer

But you are correct in one thing:
SHE IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

The most disturbing part isn't simply the fat

It's specifically the BIZARRE DISTRIBUTION of the fat

distributed to the weirdest areas

imbalanced, misproportioned, and everything's put in the wrong place.

It's almost painful to look at

It literally makes me want to vomit

More of your fat wife’s tits and ass. Any lingerie?

Ffffuuuuuuuuuuck I want to cuddle her and have her squeeze my balls and rub her whole body while fucking her and have her lay on top of me broooo I wish I were you :'(

Shut up you dog fucking schizo cuck

Moar???

She's built for making babies.

nature's emetic

That's what you get more marrying a beaner you retarded fuck. As soon as they hit their late twenties its straight downhill. Milk ages like Mexicans.
Pro tip, any woman with a "phat" ass who doesn't work out will end up obese in their thirties. This goes for more than just bean queens.

She is adorable.

I'm not sure if you understand what the word 'faggot' means

a faggot is a homosexual male

homosexual males don't have sex with females

.........and neither do you
which I find oddly ironic

since you seem to enjoy calling married men 'faggots'

in my life, I guess you could say I lucked out a little bit, because by the time I was 25 years old, I had already slept with well over 700 women.

And I'm not lying. I'm not being hyperbolic at all, it's completely true.

by the time I was 25 years old, I realized I had already fucked almost 800 women

It was well over 700 whose names I remembered after fucking them

and countless dozens whose names never even got mentioned in the first place

It was the '80s, and times were different.
Plus, I was a DJ at a strip club in Atlanta, so instead of flipping hamburgers 8 hours a day, I was flipping NAKED WOMEN everyday for almost 10 years

10 years in a DJ booth equals almost 3,650 NIGHTS

And I'm sure you can imagine the type of shenanigans that were happening...

so yeah... If you stop and think about it, with almost 3,650 nights flipping and babysitting temperamental drug addled naked women, scoring only almost 800 is actually a pretty LOW NUMBER

My score would have been much higher if I was less picky.. But I could afford to be picky...

I could afford to use scrutiny and be very discerning when it came to which woman I was emptying my testicles into.

I would pick and choose...
So I guess you could say...
I kind of lucked out...

I was in the right place at the right time

So be careful who you accuse of homosexuality, because you might have your ass handed to you on a silver platter

And no offense, or anything.. But....

based upon the photographs, I think it's fair to say OP married the first woman who would sleep with him, and now reality is starting to sink in

And like I said earlier... I'm sure she's a very nice person.

I'm certain she'd remain quite content if she had food delivered to her door, so she didn't even have to bother going to the store.

And that way, OP can finally enjoy a relationship with a different woman

GOOD NEWS!!!

they've developed a cure for your wife:
M E T H A M P H E T A M I N E

she's already Latina, so it'll be second nature for her.

give her a tiny $5 line each morning, And in 2 months, you will have a thin beautiful wife

Plus, the sex is amazing on meth

you'll actually find yourself fucking NON-STOP for at least 3 days

I'm not joking
you'll find yourself only stopping to change the music, or roll a joint, and then it's right back to fucking again

literally fucking non-stop for days, as the sun rises, sets, rises again, sets again, and the sun comes up one more time...

And you'll still be having sex

And when you finally have an orgasm
YOU'LL FEEL THE EARTH SHIFT UNDER YOUR FEET

yep ....
That's the cure....

a brief 2 month methamphetamine therapy treatment course

she'll end up skinny, and 100 times better in bed

thank me later

Like I said, it's strange to choose the word "FINALLY"

she's finally becoming a land whale

because that would suggest she suddenly became fat and disgusting overnight...

But that's not true...
OP has watched the process of obesity happening before his eyes, for years

The woman in the photograph obviously isn't a very physical person, you don't become that big by staying fit and active.

but she definitely put a lot of effort and energy into destroying her body.

That doesn't happen spontaneously.
she had to work hard at it.
she had to remain dedicated to the cause.

day after day after gluttonous day

shoveling the food down her face, looking in the mirror and seeing the damage done, and waking up the next day to continue the process.

day after day after greedy day, she struggled to continue shoveling inordinate amounts of unhealthy food down her mouth.

one mouthful at a time.

literally destroying her body with each bite, compounding the damage with every forkful, making it less and less likely to ever recover with every spoonful.

she might be a lazy slob, but at least she dedicated herself to something.

she could have used an acetylene blowtorch to destroy her body, and it would have been less disgusting...

because at least an acetylene blowtorch isn't associated with greed and gluttony

I guess this would be the opportune moment to mention:

"THICK = NIGGER MENTALITY"

niggers like big asses on women
niggers like big huge lard tits
because niggers settle for second best

YOU ARE NOT A NIGGER

THICK WOMEN ARE AN ABOMINATION... THEY ARE SIMPLY UNHEALTHY PIGS

YOU ARE NOT A NIGGER

STOP PRETENDING TO BE A NIGGER

I can't believe white men imitates niggers these days, pretending like big fat asses are attractive

what's next? ... A gold grill in your mouth? Your pants hanging down below your ass?

Got any pics of her face down ass up or on her back with her tits out and her legs spread? She's definitely fuckable.

I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but.....

NINETY FIVE PERCENT OF THE INTERNET IS PORNOGRAPHY

there are literally BILLIONS of pornographic images and videos available at your fingertips

.......... Why do you always OTHER MEN to help you achieve your orgasms?

Why aren't you asking FEMALES?

It's not like you needed any help finding photographs to masturbate to

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WANT OTHER MEN TO HELP YOU MASTURBATE?

Why even bother pretending to be attracted to women?

It's not like you ever tell women "You're really fuckable. I'd like some photographs of you"

in fact, you don't have any sexual conversations with women whatsoever

........ none

But you have NO PROBLEM discussing your masturbation with other men, asking them to participate, to supply you with masturbation material

technically speaking, your only sexual interaction with humans involves OTHER MEN

So why even bother pretending to be interested in women? You're obviously not comfortable around women. obviously you're only comfortable discussing masturbation with other men of questionable sexual preference

they have a technical terminology to classify men like you... they're called 'homosexuals'

ANSWER: NEVER

QUESTION: how many times have I ever asked another man to supply me with masturbation material?

Believe it or not, there are men out there in the world who DON'T discuss they're masturbation with other men

we are called HETEROSEXUALS

You should look into it... I think you'd be surprised to learn that heterosexual man Don't look for sexual interaction with other males

they don't want to mutually masturbate with other guys on discord

they don't ask each other to help them fantasize while they masturbate on Kik

they don't discuss their penis or their orgasms with other men

Again: they are called HETEROSEXUALS

You should research it.

not exactly

And since you seem determined to remain stunted, masturbating instead of having actual sex with another human being, I'm confident you'll be able to find plenty of naughty pictures online

without asking other men to participate in your masturbation

because that's super fucking gay, dude

That's so gay, it's creepy
It makes my skin crawl

literally... My wife says the same thing
100% true
My wife is sitting here with me, and she says the exact same thing:

watching you guys ask other men to participate in your masturbation MAKES OUR SKIN CRAWL

It's so fucking creepy, It's on an entirely different level of creepiness.

Why even bother pretending to be interested in women?

Why do you guys always pretend you're interested in photographs of women, when in actuality, if you wanted a woman, you'd have a wife right now...

nope... You're not interested in women

apparently, you're interested in MUTUAL MASTURBATION WITH OTHER MEN ONLINE

obviously, you're interested in SEXUAL CONVERSATIONS WITH OTHER MEN

So why even bother pretending that you're interested in women?

is that just some kind of 'plausible deniability'? is that some kind of 'acceptable facade' You use as a lure?

are you hoping to lure an unsuspecting guy into a mutual masturbation session on discord again?

Why even waste your time pretending you're interested in women?

And why aren't you getting ready for work right now?

Why don't you have a job?
This isn't the weekend, bucko...
It's a work day...
Why aren't you getting ready for work right now?

oh... now I see....
YOU'RE also Mexican....

got it..... got it.....

well, that's nice
at least you're both the same species

It's disturbing to see a Mexican who's dating a human. at least you're both the same species

you're a freak i'm just spreading my wife's body like it's my gospel as a loving man should

holy fat

freak

You noticed?.... awww, That was very sweet of you!!

And regarding your wife:
I'm just fucking with you
I'm just having fun
poking fun at you....

because I know you can handle it...

And you are correct
That's exactly what a loving husband should be doing

Not taking pictures and sharing them with losers online

But loving your wife
All 267 lbs of her

oops!!
did I say 267?

we might be pushing 300

shit, each of her nipples weighs 10 lbs

by the way, you should notify your wife:

HUMAN FEMALES HAVE STARTED SHAVING THEIR ARMPITS

in fact, they've been doing it for quite a while now

I was going to tell you you might want to try taking a bath occasionally...

And then I realized you're Mexican

But like I said, at least the two of you aren't intermingling with a different species

BREAKING NEWS!!!

It turns out loving husbands GET A JOB

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING
trust me, you'll fit right in

More pits and feet!