Waifu Thread

Waifu Thread.

Abandonad toda esperanza, los que aquí entráis.

For those who keep traditions alive in spite of time and tribulations:

State and talk about your wife, that, is an order

Restrain from claiming already claimed wives

"Stealing" is an action as meaningless as your existence

Oversexualized content is severly discouraged

Being three dimensional only means being able to be garbage in three diferent ways

Puto el que lo lea

If trashtalk, do it with style and originality

Never give up on your dreams; keep sleeping

RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited

The character attached to your posts is a completely diferent entity from your own

Restrain yourself from being a massive faggot

There arent any voices outside, youre just imagining things

A grand total of zero people care about your drama, cease it

If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell; there arent any seats, fuck you

With no wife backing you up your opinion is null and void

Gaze up at the darkness

Embrace oblivion

And enjoy your time here

There is a melody playing in the distance: Would your waifu get along well with your family?

Todays inquirement: youtube.com/watch?v=on-8YaJ3GQc&pp=ygUVamVub3ZhIGVtZXJnZW50IHRoZW1l

avatarnigger makes waifu thread

its so over

as if the other thread wasnt made by another avatarfaggot

Adhere to the threads rules and post your waifus.

it didn't end so what's the point of this

But anon, there already is one

How funny.

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Expectable given OP's lack of any sort of humanity.

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WHO IS YOUR WAIFU

Damn, that's harsh

6more weeks and randall will be free

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I'm sure he'd say I'm right.

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Mayhaps. You should answer the QOTT.

You niggers decided to hop in right as I left to play, not my fault.

That thread fucking SUCKS.
Elaborate on why.
Not anymore =)
What the fuck is that supposed to mean.

Cool it with the racism.
Because I looked at the other thread, thought about making a thread, then decided I don't give enough of a shit. Then you made this thread.

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RUDEEEE

I'm sure Jill would make a good impression on my family.

You're dead inside.

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Silly billy, minorities cant be racist.
Ah, so you too, cringed at the prospect of posting your waifu on the other thread? But you already did though, why did you think of making a thread?
Yeah, thats the single most important character trait I have.
Thats what I want you to believe.

AAAAAAAAAAA

Sounds pointless and boring.

Just like me! =D
Sounds like a you problem.

Are you sure you aren't a functional alcoholic?

HURRHURRR

YOU are a functional alcoholic, thinking that someone who doesnt drink can be an alcoholic.

Woah Relm, your mom let's you have two waifu threads!

kneesocks claimed

minority

Look around you, how many white people do you see?
No, I didn't cringe but I also didn't feel it necessary to further decrease the quality of the thread by posting in it. The same reason someone thinks momentarily about driving into oncoming traffic.

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Alright buddy you asked for it.

layers of irony

What do you mean irony? I am being 100% genuine with my mental retardation.

to protect my ego

Protect my ego? ME? The nigger clown whos main act is to punch down on himself? THAT nigger? You must be confusing me with one of your ex boyfriends, you turbo flaming faggot.

sound smarter than everybody around me

Projecting much? When have I tried to sound smarter, I always try to sound snarkier and push levers, but I NEVER try to sound smarter, within all my mental retardation, I always sound like a fucking retard, and I am aware of that, thats the whole point.
Me? I only have one, what are you on about.
Everyone but me?
I see. Well, I cringed, that thread is awful, full of faggots and cringe, youre fucking insane if you think Im going to let Relm see all that filth.

Referencing the other one up right now.
How are we today?

Ahh, I see.
It's odd, I had been in therapy for more than ten years. They asked how I felt about meds. "Would really rather not, but if it works, alright."
They never gave me anything though. But I sure don't mind.

Happy with the changes.

That's the important thing, good for ya.

I didn't either!

We should think of something to do about this.

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I cant believe you made that image just because of me.
Yeah but like, I didnt make it, so I get to have 1 thread, not 2.
Better than yesterday, thats for sure.
Alright you, why did you decided to come here? The other thread is not done and its perfectly usable, no need to make a cross thread post.

I somehow doubt that, in real life or otherwise.
I'm sure she sees worse in eroge mangas she reads.

Because this is where people are.
Would you rather I did not post here?

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i play the magic card pot of greed, this magic card allows me to post in both of the two threads.

I mostly just talk to my gp about most of my issues.
I feel the same thing with therapy that you do mess. I have a pretty firm grasp on what my whole deal is and I don't need a doc telling me what I already know.
That's a good position to take, I can respect that.
It's all I can hope for.
I have no idea how to fix it though, oh wait.

Of course! I found it extremely baffling that these aren't everywhere, it's been a while since I was reminded of how different the stuff we all have is.
True enough.
Much calmer waves here today.

Woa

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Absolute sleepyhead living and thriving on a couch 24/7.

The only thing that this makes me think about is how no matter what I tell you, as long as I make it sound "intellectual", you'll end up overanalyzing it. You are my most precious algorithm Relm.
But yes you're right, besides the ego part I'm still not too sure about that.