Celeb Cel

Celeb Cel

I'm not fucking deleting it after waiting a retarded 300 seconds to even post it.

good idea split the already dead threads

Rules are rules

idc who was first i like this edish

Winter

Luckily I was first (300 second chuds stay malding)

nobody likes a bad winner anon

He'll be alright

Her face has been making me cum so much recently im honestly impressed

just don't be a dick about it is all
jenna newbies are always welcome

She has a really nice ass from what ive seen but her face just feels soooo good to finish to i love her

Gonna consume an extra weed gummy and become retarded he won't have to worry about me for long

He hasn't verified his email.

Pedophile
Not a celeb

in an age where half the celebs are covered in plastic, we have to cherish natural beauty
to each their own
retarded text but based jj poster

why not

why

o mi dik fuk yeh

minecraft bedrock help anyone? I have an issue

retarded text again

what's the question

Selena Gomez ass

I only do big retarded texts.

Not a celeb
Pedo

I think it's time to get new shoes the heels of these things arw fucked and blistering my heels. :c

you need to work on the big part then

PedophiIe

Can you call me a pedo too

I meant big in quality not quantity.
Only the highest quality retard texts.

so I'm stupid and haven't played in a while, and I forgot that nether portals have to be a certain distance apart, this became a problem, so I destroyed all of my old portals, and I made a new base a little while ago not too far from my old one and built a portal, thinking i would have an easy way in and out, it's literally the only portal on the overworld left, it links to my old nether entrance, but when I come back out I'm like 20 blocks away from my original portal which is inactive and it doesn't even spawn I new portal, I'm just here, like 1000 blocks away from my new base

well you have to things to work on then

two*
well i'm retarded too ig

Allah willing had I not been on my daily walk RN I would already be gooning and gritting to that angel.

Not a celeb
Worthless pedo scum

sounds like it's mucked up already maybe if you broke every portal including the ones inside the nether you could fix it its like 1000 blocks away to not link the portals btw

speaking of angels, are you excited for poli this month?

Worthless pedo scum

keep going

Excuse my language but what in tarnashans is a poli?!

oh you're a fake jj fan, got it, my mistake

Holy based

Yeah it is your mistake. Don't let it happen again.

Pedophile

I've been excited for poli for like 3 years

found the real fan
based + same + nice trips
apologies jjtard

a tripworthy post

Ha ha

Anywho I'd love to hang with y'all young bucks but I got a powerwalk to continue. Gotta get in shape for bingo night on Friday. Gotta look good in front of the gruzz.

Later RETART

For the record I am very excited

I mean really it's no big deal, my entrance is right next to my base, and in the nether I'm like 600 blocks away from a fortress I can go gather my shit and come back, it's it's an easy, but long walk, oh well, I think i broke the game but it's fine, I'm trying to get platinum trophy and I'm not restarting , only a few trophies left

you just think you're so fucking cool. Fuck off you lonely pedophile sack of shit

later
me too, it won't top pandemic angel but after the maisie nothingburger we really need something good

Babby gooslings! :o

I don't know, two or three videos a week of her ass barely covered by a lace thong is pretty fucking sweet

Yeah basically

it is, i just have a natural preference for that era in general, you know?
same with presley
still, i'm excited to see if things will escalate

Now that's ultra based
She may drop the pasties but she confirmed her boyfriend on the live last Sunday and I never put her down to start an OF

Bbc shut perrie edwards

I wish I understood how 14 year olds talked nowadays, wait...no i don't

skibidi rizz low key extra goat fizz check

Shut the fuck up

I wish I understood how 14 year olds talked nowadays

i bet you do you creep

I really miss getting a fj..

Now that's ultra based

thank you and you too

she confirmed no OF

well that's a shame, how/why whores turn down life changing money like that is beyond me

way to not read my post

8 blocks in the over world corresponds to 1 block in the nether. If you have two portals too close together in the over world (can't remember the actual distance) then instead of placing a new portal in the nether when you go through the second portal, it will auto-link to the already existing one in the nether. The only solution is to place your own portal in the nether that will better correspond to the location of the overworld portal. Here's what you do

You have two portals in the OW, one in the nether. Go through to the nether, break that portal, and place 2 new ones, with each of them at the exact coordinates of the 2 over world portals but divided by 8

you have got to be a pedo

Thank you. She never said no to OF, I just have a hunch she won't do it. She's taking a gap year to focus on social media so she'll try something, just don't expect too much

yeah after the jenny letdown i learned not to expect too much from these whores
and yet, jenny could still do it...

Now kylin...

It's like they love the tease or the chasing of the tail, but what do they then do when they finally catch it? I think she'll drop pasties but that's about it

she has a lot of sets where she's basically wearing dental floss
good shit
nah i don't get it
they already know we won't be around forever, they should make the best of it while they can

She's already making bank through the subs and gifts so there's no rush for her to change it up. You have a sess or anything?

who says girls with an eyebrow slit can't post in /cel/?

Ms. Swift is a babe.

yeah i do, i'd like to see yours
idk how much money they make with selfies and shit, but a properly set up hype campaign for a high tier whore would make seven figures

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Internet whores are not ceIebs.

youtu.be/qyEk2vM3Z24?t=7

10k steps almost half way (11k). :>

Inshallah I will make it back home today.

are tho

Cel

Prison cell.

Cell

What are you wandering around with a fucking pedometer?

me and my grandma went to prison together

best friends forever

Prison was different back then. Everything was.

briderina

Dua Lipa was born on 22 August 1995, in London, the eldest child of Kosovo Albanian parents Anesa (née Rexha) and Dukagjin Lipa from Pristina, FR Yugoslavia (present-day Kosovo). Her maternal grandmother is of Bosniak descent....

Why did no one explain this.
I had always assumed she was a South American mutt.

n-not allowed.

There was a person I went to school with in Canada-
That looked like Ms. Lipa.
It was so long ago-
She moved away or something-
Spitting image of her though.

Yesh. :x
You think this is a game??

Well shit. I'm going to buy a wrist watch version one day. Some day.

i was prisoner 24601

i stamped serial numbers on baguette

We could all do with some extra steps in our day. :>

You must be young. I could do with less. But have always wanted to track it and see what was really going on.

I have the bones of a 70 year old unfortunately lol.

Actually started walkin cause my back hurts a lot and I figure if I walk thru the pain enuff it'd fix itself. Still waiting for that lol

Gotta go, its gonna rain soon gotta walk faster to get back home in time lol

Later!

i thought she was a zoomer
yikes

Welp, we were both deceived.
Zoomers are in their 20s though.
Meh.

not necessarily but i get your point, i keep an open mind

I like that the generations have specific names. But it's not quite the hard cut between on and the next. They bleed and blend a bit. I'm GenX and grew up with a dude who's parents were WW2 gen. Despite his age, he was NOT like the rest of us.

yeah the whole zillenial/xillenial stuff proves your point
back in the 2010s i thought the gen Z cutoff was 2000, now it's 1996/1998
i still think it should be 2000, generational revisionism

Is that fucking James Charles?

hello

And if I was stuck on earth. Did their oujia board at least save me from hell. Eyes turn blue.

Jesus christ this balding faggot cunt was here 12 hours ago talking about going for a walk and he's only now doing it?

how much faggotry has this balding cunt posted in the last twelve hours?

SI really slumming

If it's not those weird looking twins the nonces are obsessed with aint nobody interested

mmm crusty bread

Fuck off Allison you annoying cunt.

she gets so excited around black men, she just cant control herself

The Emilia clarke foot spastic faggot is one more post away from descending into samefaggotry. Someone acknowledge him or some shit.

you haven't been to prison you dumb faggot

crusty and flaky for goddess mode anya

post mommy feet!

she's a train
first she chew chews
then she toot toots

anon, her womb is a rocky place where seed can find no purchase. she's barren

of course not <.<
24601%

pale

ghost train, maybe

makes her even more desirable

Take that copy of Les Misérables and go fuck yourself with it you annoying cunt.

nnghhh mommy feet fuckkk

wooo wooo

why so mad, fatboy?

Why is Allison posting under 18 pics of Brec Bassinger again?

anya sisters, what do you think about this?

nobody knows who that is so nobody cares

Makes sense and explains the coded nonce talk earlier in the thread.

which ones? i'll delete them.

it's very very gay
can we get Nolan to direct?

Why does this anon get so mad at this stupid shit? Don't we have enough fat people as it is?

it's not gay if it's for anya..

There is always suicide for your backup plan.

nolan fucking sucks. most overrated director of all time. his only good films are the ones his brother wrote

Journey vrs destination?

i never said it was BAD anon...

well?

oh im glad you understand how good it feels to please anya too!

anya when she realizes two of her fans are fucking in the bathroom... without her

anything for Mrs Taylor-Joy!

guess not

i'm sure she'd be sooo pleased knowing her fans get so gay for her <3

She has claimed the mountain and is bored with it.

Climbed.

what does that mean sis

they've kissed each other's backs and that makes me happy

anya loves her lewd bois
scissored with

You can't delete posts over 30 mins old.

We had this conversation on March 4th. I gave you the link to a CelebMafia article and pointed out the date. You deleted the pics in thread and said you would delete your local copies.

Obviously you lied. Now go back to being the faux intellectual nonce you really are, safe in the knowledge that your little discretion will to safely unnoticed.

Stuff.
What happens to people who rise through, what would we call it? Social strata? Class? Social classes? The amount of shit you must see. What does that do to how jaded you become?

i bet she does :3

Big bobs comin thru.

this poster is a pedophile

He certainly has issues. I don't know what the fuck is going on there.

So you weren't hit by a truck while out walking? Shame.

Oh well, the next several hours worth of threads are now over what with you being here to be a fucking faggot cunt.

If those were actual diamonds on that watch. What the fucking $$$$$ fuck would that be worth. A fucking house?

he's raging out at one of the best posters in the threads

and how would heeven know some rando is underage, unless.....

What do you think that faggot possibly knows about house prices? He lives in a room in a house with other failed adults.

She likes testing out all sorts of plugs and toys on her boys, she's eeeevil

Valid point.
Seems a tad overkill/overcompensation, whatever it is.

MOAR

looks like a really good time to me
she wants the best for us!

It was a general question. I don't own one and am semi up to date on locations and real estate prices. Have cousins in the business etc. It is a weird barometer one can use. Sorry I guess? Tough crowd.

I would let Anya stuff me and clamp me and envelop me in something tight - for research purposes

what if she plugs you up and make you suck big thick cocks while she laughs at you and spits in your mouth..

how can she possibly spit in my mouth when there's a big thick cock in it??? be reasonable, anon

There seems to be a lul in the rain, I think I'm gonna make a trip to the shoppe to get some sodie and milk.

Do you people come here, explicitly so you can talk like retards?

There are three people posting in the thread for the most part. All of them are retarded, two of them are pedophiles, and one of them is balding.

Inspect element, you say?

he's actually using MULTIPLE DEVICES

oh no no no sisters this is not a good look!

It takes a special type of stupidity to save a thumbnail png.

Anya's idea of punishment is a little... unearthly.

mommy

hot

what is Charli D'amelio famous FOR, exactly?

Gay anya faggot posts the same size pics 90% of the time. Makes it easy to filter if you're that much of a sad fucking cunt that two sad old fags lewding over some ugly looking bitch triggers you so much.

tik toking

She's very popular with pre-teen girls and old men who want to be in pre-teen girls.

imagine eating her out after dozens of hung men creampie her..

like a salted caramel ice-cream sandwich left out in the sun too long...

Cool. Who am I.

slurp slurp, i bet it's so tasty omg

hornse

FUCK CHOLI

it's delicious, they call it a Sloppy Louis for reasons long since lost to man

Anya looking for more hung studs to blast her baby cave full of nut butter

working clean up duty for anya is the best
maybe she'd even make you prep some of the bois too..

---___---

oh, to be on all fours kissing Anya as we both get our backs blown out together

Anyone into Rachel Sennott?

anything and everything for our queen anya!
i gtg lovely anyboi hope to see you again

Jumps right up there alongside the Zendaya baby oil copypasta

Is she funny?

>Jumps right up there alongside the Zendaya baby oil copypasta

Not really. This is just two incredibly pathetic faggots being incredibly pathetic. That was something else entirely.

check out this cool guy who definitely doesn't spend every waking moment on four chan dot org!

Maybe i should post it then for a comparative exercise?

bye!

She probably isn't but she got blacked on live TV

That escalated quickly.

Nu