How fucked am I?

How fucked am I?

be me

horny retard

meet with girl of legal age on a dating app

go to her place and pick her up

we find a local spot to hang out

bought her some alcohol

she takes some ativan

takes her top off revealing beautiful tits

play with them and stuff

she's all over me

we have a definite age gap

fingerbang her a few times

she loves it

fast forward a few hours, we nodded off in the spot and here comes a cop

motherfucker

she's all fucked up, drunk high idfk

cop interrogates me, her, she's topless not really saying much to the dude. they call an ambulance

goddamnit

then here come troopers

godfuckingdamnit

they put her on a stretcher and she goes into the ambulance, talks to the paramedics and cops

cop grills me

troopers grill me

tell them my side of the story. met her on a dating app, fully consensual, yada yada.

they take her to the hospital

get my info, number, address, all that shit

lets me go home

Am I fucked? Like what the fuck psyops shit just happened?

What do you mean "are you fucked?" You had consensual sexual intercourse with someone of age. What does the interrogation have to do with you being fucked if you were good on that part? I don't understand...

You're probably fine, but it sounds like you got tricked into assisted suicide

Yeah she had cut marks all over her thighs and stuff. Beautiful body though. You think she was trying to off herself?

Right but they’re saying “well you bought her alcohol and you had pills”.

Don't blame psyops for being an idiot, next time take her to a hotel. Be an adult and stop finger banging 17 year olds in the car you pervert. You can't trust anyone to say they're legal, get a government I'd so you don't get arrested. Jesus Christ, the government isn't out to get you, you just were fucking stupid.

She was born December 2006. She’s 18. The only reason they said some shit is because she drank. And took some pills.

And you have proof of that? Cause the cops will get her real age at the hospital. Just be smarter man

Don't have sex in cars. They don't have the same legal protections as a house or rented room doors.
You can easily get charged with indecent exposure or a sex crime and then you've ruined your life. When you're a sexual criminal what it's for doesn't matter what it's for, you're a social outcast.
You'll always be on a list as a sexual criminal, your future children if you can even get a woman will be bullied relentlessly and despite you because of it and for what? Because you didn't want to get a room?

Take it as a lesson and turn your life around. Don't ruin your life.

I do not see why she would need you to do it. Doesn't matter if she got the alcohol herself or someone else. Not like you're going to get charged with assisted suicide.

Ooooohhhh, I didn't see that message.

She even told the cops her age and it matched what she told me. Plus she told me this in person, on OkCupid, and via text. Her OkCupid has her at 18.

I would’ve brought her to my place but I have roommates.

Didn’t see what?

...People still use OkCupid?

That you said she was 18. I initially thought she was older so she could have purchased the drinks herself.

Unfortunately

Your roommates wouldn't be able to put you on the same list as pedophiles and rapists for the rest of your life if they heard or saw anything.

A hotel room is 150$ max, if you're gonna act like a stupid kid and fuck around in a car with alcohol and drugs, expect the consequences. Don't make the same mistake twice. Also, so what if you have roommates? It's a booty call

I don’t even think she has a car. She wanted either vodka rum or something else and I told her I would go to the liquor store for her. In all actuality, I thought she was inviting me to her house since her family wasn’t there.

I should’ve just brought her here.

Next time man, but also don't fuck kids. 18 may be legal, but get at least a 20yo, 18 is still a kid man. 16/17 will lie about being 18, I know she said 18 and was able to prove it, but all it takes is once and your a kid fucker. Not worth it for a few hours of fun

Met a girl of legal age

Fake

Didn’t actually fuck the girl

Gay

Need I say more

I agree, anon. What a fucking headache.

Tried to but she kept nodding out.

that makes it even more of a sure thing
what a loser

She fell asleep. I’m not raping the girl, you faggot.

Bump

So yeah

They can charge with with providing alcohol to someone underage. The only reason they didn't arrest you on the scene is they want her toxicology report first. So yes, you may be screwed.

And that's assuming she doesn't pull the whole "he raped me" card when she's sober and regretful. They will be getting a statement from her once she's sober.(if they haven't already.)

You may want to consider moving to another state and laying low for awhile. Not that they won't find you eventually. They will. But at least you can enjoy some extra freedom before you go to prison. Maybe even years if you're lucky.

You’re that certain that I’m fucked?

just avoid women. and don't live in America. have enough $$$ for both.
you NEVER meet girls online, that's how Chris Hansen shows up. or someone who will beat your ass.

if you meet someone, do it in real life and make sure she's damn well over 25 or older or your own age, and look for a cucked vanilla relationship. expect to still be in danger and get divorce raped.

do not fuck around.

there is no "how fucked am I?", any small charge the judge will condemn you with over 9000 gorillion years, and they like to add up charges too.
get this: it is UNREASONABLE.

Avoid. Women. I can't stress this enough. you also have rights, such as the one to remain silent.
you can and you may keep quiet for the rest of your life. you do not need Facebook or friends.

Certain? No. That depends on a lot of factors. But at the very least I'd be talking to a lawyer in anticipation of coming charges.

They literally let me go home. If they were that certain of my guilt, they’d have taken me in. They didn’t. She has a history of hooking up with older men. She has a history of drug addiction and abuse. And of self harm. So now what?

another state? I would leave the country, good luck with extraditing me.
lawyer up and STFU bro.
don't live in America.

expect the thugs inside to call you a chomo in their hysteria and call themselves the white knight saviors of kids. they don't care exactly what you're in for, just that in your papers it says underage anywhere implied.

lawyer up.

You can’t read and you seem to be a non American. Next.

you will be in my prayers.

Thanks I guess.

They only arrest when they have evidence. Like I said the evidence in this situation would be obtained after the fact. They could have detained you until they got the toxicology report. And you're right, maybe that's a good sign.

Her sexual history is irrelevant because it wouldn't be admissible in court anyway. So you're thinking about it the wrong way.

So what do you suggest for me to do? They’re going to be calling me. Probably today.

Did you know that besides justice and judgement there's also mercy?
God has infinite mercy, that's why Christ died for us.

if you're lucky to more or less get away scott free, "Flee youthful lusts" as the Bible says. Flee is a curious word here. do not be a horny retard anymore. control yourself, I know its hard but you have to. don't be a fucking tranny, or a fucking faggot. there is no sex. there's chastity in this boring life and that's it. don't give them a reason to take your freedom.

pray. if you haven't already, you should be doing that anyway.

you will be hearing a lot of religion with the niggers in prison. I wish I didn't have your problems. thank God I don't

I agree with you wholeheartedly.

Thank you.

do? do nothing. its the easiest thing you can do, nothing. go to sleep, probably last time you'l have your bed bro. and I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm sorry.

it's more like don't.

Don’t what?

Get a lawyer. A real one, not some court appointed shill. It'll cost you, but if it saves you from a prison sentence it's worth every penny.

Don't answer any questions the police ask you. Seriously, if they're asking you to come down to the station, under any circumstances, you are fucked. They'll be looking to bait you into a confession. Refuse to go without a lawyer present. I Don care how guilty they try to make you look for refusal. They can't use that in court either.

You're other option is to flee the state. It'll mean more charges when they catch you. But like I said earlier that could take years if you play your cards right.

Either way keep your mouth shut and don't offer the police any more information than you already have.

Don't everything. there's a fucking law for everything. if you have your own business, or you go travel or some shit, and it starts to look like you're beginning to fuck around that it might be a white collar crimes or a tax cheat in the case of a business, don't.

you don't. it applies universally, you don't even post on this fucking website either. Don't.
I would have gone full schizo on the Bible, and gave them a piece of my mind.

It happened across state lines. I told you everything the police told me and they let me go. They searched my car, let me go home. Took my information, let me go home. The state trooper doesn’t think that this is even really serious at all. Maybe a few citations if that. The only one who acted like this was a big deal was some shitty city cop.

don't jaywalk. pray to Jesus 5 times every time you turn on the car so you do not run someone over accidentally. and if you do, be sure to stay in the scene to bring medical attention and turn yourself in like a good cuck. and other weird shit I might have missed.

Don't.

pigs don't know the law, and they don't know shit.

all we can tell you is to shut up and lawyer up really. the lawyer will work a bullshit angle absolving you. you would like absolution don't you?

I would not be discussing my case in this website either on the off chance, but you already did.
Fear got to you. lawyer up and STFU

I can’t afford a lawyer. And they want to speak to me today.

here's the thing: when you pull some shit or do some crime you take that secret to the grave. you don't want them having anything on you, whatever that might be, not evidence, not even a confession.

you can always be a poor retarded cuck that confesses, or even worse, confesses a lie for some bullshit reason and turns himself in.

don't give them anything and don't let them take away years off your life. never take the fall for anyone, I don't care what shitty movie you watched.

So when they call me, what should I do?

you're fucked

If anything, this should be a lesson for you to stop thinking with your dick. I was in a similar situation some years back and had the good sense to just get the girl home. She was literally begging for my cock while rolling around in my passenger seat.

You know the worst thing that happened? I had to wait a whole week to actually fuck her. Better yet, she was gushing about me being a gentleman. Stop thinking exclusively with your dick and stupid shit like this won’t happen.

I was trying to.

Seriously?

yes you can sell your house, car or some shit and go into debt. can you afford to lose years off your life and have a criminal record and face tattoos that won't let you work?

literally do nothing. just shut up. go through the whole process with the shill appointed to you and get your fucking American "fair trial". just don't make it worse. if you can take a plea deal, do it. don't be a retard who wants to play the system and plead not guilty and ESPECIALLY don't represent yourself in court. daddy lawyer is talking for you now.

if you're that poor, just pray, and keep quiet.

I don’t have a house.

And okay I’m sorry :(

bro honestly? we don't know. a lawyer would know and he would be full of shit too. when they condemn you they do whatever the fuck they want. the official version of the story is the evil they come up with.

there is nothing you can do, seek A LAWYER PRESENT he will get you a plea deal.

there is no good advice here now. it is done and out of your control. go to sleep. you're a loser as a grown ass man, just enjoy your bed and got to sleep. you'll be doing plenty of sleeping in jail.

Why I ask for advice from this shithole, I have no fucking clue.

I'm surprised you're not a le hecking chomo sex offender the way your story played out. the liberal court will certainly say Jewish things like 18 is too young.

red line/zone? thin ice.

advice? don't be a nigger. forgot to post that too.

probably because its the best. I'm a retard, but someone else will reply to your thread. I'm out. Good luck and God bless you. I wouldn't want that happening to me.

ah yes, probably a good idea to YouTube "what to do and how to beat an interrogation 101"

let me type that shit for you because its probably not a good idea to have that in your search history.

You are banging girls born in 2006? Must be nice... I hav3nt had any and I was born in 1995 ffs

The state trooper doesn’t think that this is even really serious at all. Maybe a few citations if that

This is how they get you to confess to them straight up. They act like it's not a big deal, so you may as well be truthful cause it's whatever anyway.

everything you say CAN and WILL be used against you in a court of law.

If it was serious enough that they called troopers into it then it's not just a small deal.

2 anons who are not me have said that you are fucked already. but I will give you this: if she's of legal age and you're not lying to us they're just making wicked noise.

she's legal, and that's the bottom line.
whatever happens to you, is lesser and a non issue.

Hold on, chicks born in 06 are 19. What the fuck is going on in the world? 06 feels like just yesterday

If the two of you were sleeping in your seats and she just had her tits out, then it looks like two junkies on the side of the road. If she's really legal then you're freaking out over nothing. Did the cop catch you in the middle of fucking? If not then she had her tits out, you didn't have your cock out.

and the poorfag needs a lawyer for that. ask your mom for money nigger.
also, tits out is on HER. but the court won't see it that way.

you could come up with the best bullshit possible, its your side of the story and the evil they come up with is the official ruling.

they're going to decide. that's it.

She was topless, I had full set of clothes on.

Redirect your faggotry to op, he's the faggot who slept on the side of the road after drinking and popping pills. Do you really think they're going to assfuck op for sleeping on the side of the road and her having her tits out?
Do you really think the courts, the jury, and the cops give that many fucks? Like op had a decapitated body in his car with its tits out?
OP and the slut he hooked up with are idiots that got carried away and slept on the side of the road. He's not going to big boy prison for a 20 year sentence just cause he was a dumb fuck for a night

then you're in the clear my nigger, unless you are lying to us and she is underage.

you don't seem to be freaking out over providing alcohol for someone under 21, that shit's a fine. (its actually not, I don't know but it feels like a misdemeanor compared to what it looks like)

check em.
Let it play out. Wait for a call if it ever happens, do your thing, lawyer up, it is her word against yours but she had her tits out. Unless she says you forced her or something, idk what they'll do. Maybe a ticket. Get a room next time, or get better at fucking in your car. Tint your windows, drive out to the woods to fuck. I highly doubt you'll be sent to a super max prison over this shit, you're freaking out and the level of freak out is not equal to the actual situation you're in

I'm honestly thinking this retard went for someone underage but it was a rare case Chris Hansen didn't show up. he still mixed alcohol, pills, and did it out in the open field in public, he might as well have.

fuck this retard.

unless she is actually underage.

even if his story checks out, he may be looking at a lot of charges because of the alcohol and pills involved. public indecency, rape accusation. I don't know.

he had her impaired, they're white knights where cunts can do no wrong.

If he went for someone underage, it wouldn't have been something he intentionally did since she would have lied and OP is not only worried about the situation of being caught on the side of the road all tweaked out and drunk, but that she lied and is actually a minor. I'm thinking pills and drugs might get some points on his license, could get a suspended license, maybe a ticket or fine, they weren't fucking and caught in the middle of the act so no sex offense charges there. I'm not a lawyer though, it could go either direction. If she lied, he'll have to prove he didn't know and it'll be a headache, if she's of age then he'll still have to worry about whatever fine or ticket he'll get.

It's a misdemeanor, penalty would be some light probation and/or community service. That's not the real issue. The real issue is if this bitch is crazy and plays the rape card after the fact. When she suddenly has to explain to her parents why she was passed out naked in some dude's car. I'd be sweating if I was OP.

make sure she's damn well over 25

good one

I'm not a lawyer either but if she lied he's fucked.

what was he doing in the car with that girl? they'll get him.

He didn't act like a nigger and swing at the cops, he might not get a felony. It sounds like he talked to them about the situation, explained the situation, and the broad will likely say the same but this all hinges on her being honest and her actually being of age. The rape accusation is his fear, possible sex charge, possible felony, but those are more extreme situations. The pills and alcohol seem more like points on license territory. At best op gets probation for being an idiot and has to pay a few hundred to thousand bucks and learns a lesson in not being a dumbass

they're all crazy, puritan whores. I'd guesstimate the chances of the rape card at about 70% depending on how petty or psychotic she is.

not to sound like a liberal or sick person but OP could be a rapist too.

in this political climate I think the sex offender charges and felony are LIKELY. just because they can. just because it was in the car out in public

public indecency is the least charge he will have to beat.

I'd disagree, but neither of us are lawyer fags so this is all conjecture. From an objective point of view, two idiots got met up, got drunk, popped pills, were horny, fucked, but they weren't caught fucking, they in all of their joined brilliance parked on a freeway shoulder or just at some random place and fell asleep, she had her tits out, he didn't have his cock out or was naked. Cops knocked on his window, asked him what was going on, sheriffs wanted to make sure everything was alright, she was taken away by an ambulance and op explained his situation. OP is afraid he'll get slapped with a rape or sex charge, that his life will be ruined and that he'll end up on some registry or list.
That's his worst fear and worst case scenario.
She was some 19 year old hooah that wanted to drink and get some dick, he's older than that. It's not a crime to fuck a 19 year old if you're in your mid 20s unless she lied and is actually 16. He's afraid of it being her word against his. Does he have texts on his phone that show that she said she was above 18 and that she agreed to meet up? It isn't a crime to park on the side of the road but she had her tits out so now it looks suspicious.
OP, take screenshots of the texts if you have them, let it play out, start thinking of getting a lawyer if push comes to shove

he doesn't even want to get a lawyer he's a fucking retard.