Smiley face

smiley face

Nice tat, Kat. Don't be a rat.
Show your chest even if it's flat.

wow horny dr seuss

Lame. You are such a faggot. Do you evem have some real scars or only those punny pathetic attempt of being an edgy whore online?

horny

There are rules. For example, you got dubs so I will now check them.
Now... Make with the tits.

U should do it deeper and show us

why the faggot accusations??? I’m not an edgy whore

I try too but I keep getting scared n my fingers then get all sweaty

That's what you are, a twisted mentally ill faggot. You are not a woman and never will be, gtfo

tits

No he needs to show his penis. Because he doesn't have tits.

Kind of hard to tell from the pic, how long have you been transitioning?

???? I was born with a vagina

hi please dont cut yourself again
remember that no matter who you are or how you feel jesus loves you

hahaha stfu bitch

Just trying to be supportive. I didn't know you weren't trans.

don’t worry Im a good Christian I go to church every sunday

I’m notttttt. I was expecting u all to tell me to kms not trans allegations hahaha

Tits and timestamp (you won't because you somehow think you jave dignity), why waste our time showing us your pathetic attempts of cutting, bitch?

I was just going by the flags in your profile pic.

Revolting. Smiles should come from your face

bc I like showing my cuts

Ha Ha

The reason you always get 4th wall jokes from people is because you're the 4th wall

God doesn't want you to cut yourself as cutting does not glorify him
paul writes in 1 corinthians 6

19 Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, 20 for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.

i really hope that you have someone to talk to about what you're going thru. if you don't, talk to your pastor. it seems really scary, but i sat down with my pastor a few months ago and talked to him about my suicidal thoughts, and he pointed me to some resources that helped

Drop the disc and you can show them off more

They are boring, and you added no fucking timeatamp, anyway, cut yourself the word whore or show your pussy, that way I could actually cum to that and not your boring horse shit.

thanks

I’m not brave enough to do that I’d rather jus cut myself in secret where no one will know

I don’t have

u not fucking with my little cuts? :( why do u want a timestamp so bad

Then show us the cut, that was bestowed upon you by God, the one between your legs.

I cant remember, does kat have a benis? I need to know if I can jerk off to this

it was a lot easier than i thought it would be. i just asked him to talk in private after the sermon, and then told him i had frequent thoughts of suicide. it was a huge relief to admit that and he was very empathetic and talked through it with me. honestly i even cried when i told him

What do you have then?

Idk

Idk id feel like that’ll make me feel better and inspired for like maybe a week and then I’d go back to being suicidal. I’ve always been like this even before bad things happened I think I have a chemical imbalance I probably need meds

not sure what your church is like, but at my baptist church my pastor was able to set aside time for us to meet one on one every to talk through how im feeling.
you also might need meds. i know guys who are medicated and they say its pretty easy to get prescribed. just tell your doctor that you feel depressed.
also, if you feel like youre at risk of seriously injuring yourself, i would consider self-admitting to a mental hospital.

i know there is a lot of stigma around mental hospitals. but there really is nothing to lose by self-admitting. you can talk to someone there, and if you dont feel any better by the end of your stay, its not like youll be stuck there. theyll get you an antidepressant script and release you after a few days

either way, jesus cares about you very much even when no one else is there. please stay safe

If you post your shliz im finna bust to ya

lol this tranny again

stop

Okay, real talk... This. All of this.
Captcha: Virtual Machine Digital Rights Management

...

what the fuck are you talking about

I think I’ll try getting anti depressants but lowk high chance I’ll try overdosing on them so maybe I shouldn’t. I rlly don’t wanna go to a mental hospital cos it’ll mean opening up to my family n the last time I ever opened up to anyone ab anything remotely sad was when I was 12 I rlly don’t want anyone to know ab anything

that his captcha matched his comment. thats it wow

what if they know hmm

i think they are starting to suspect there’s something wrong w me haha but probably jus me being sad not all this other stuff

you got an innie or an outie?

if they suspect its over for ya :(

Belly button? Innie

outie ew

NOOOOOOOOOO

no silly your shliz, you got big labia or small? symmetrical?

they'll take you out behind the shed and put a slug in the back of your head

Idk I don’t examine it

what if it's a guy....

NOOOOOO EXECUTION

stop accusing me of being a guy I know where my clit is. Would a guy know that? yeah exactly now stop

why tho :(((

geez. fine ill stop

are u gay or smth ?

I don't mind examining it for you, won't even charge

that’s what I thought

show clitty then

because

it's for the best kitty kat

Do u want me to be?????

nobody wants

I don’t wanna take a photo of my vagina

fuck that feels rlly weird don’t call me that that’s what my highschool friends would call me

I am not a man and I don’t secretly have a dick

nah bro gay is shiit

prouve it

ok

naurrrr wallah I’m not

maybe if I get more depressed n suicidal but for now NO

guys lets just reply more to Kat so it will be always on top of the Anon Babble. i am in

alhamdoulilah brother

DONT. just watch animes

bleh, this attention whore sucks

Aw that's a shame, what do you wanna take a photo of? Lets see your room, or your stuffed toys, or your favourite thing you own, or your books, or um idk show me sum interesting

haha youre not the boss of me kitty kat, i do what i want. chu gon do abt it?

She has really small tits, which is why she's so shy.

show your books if u read or figurines

I used to watch anime a bunch but now it jus makes me cringe. Now I bully Real Madrid fans on twitter whenever I wanna feel better ab myself

are u gay ?

sister*

VISCA BARCELONA

MA MAN !!!! Madrid fans are SHIT.

alhamdulillah brother sister*

Sister sorry habibti

that's actualy adorable lol

football in general btw

only sometimes, depends how horny i am

I DO but they’re proportional to my body so it’s whatever (I’m coping)

i see brother i see..

i understand that american are not into football

Mbappe scored hat trick n still lost HA HA allah is truly wonderful

i bet this is not the real kat someone just put her username. LOL

LET JUST SAY THAT BARCELONA FLICK

THE FLICK IS MAGIKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
bro thinks madrid a jew team kekw

I love football it’s so funny n overly dramatic sometimes. when I watch games I don’t feel suicidal it’s great

I love football

so youre male brained.. gay

no it’s me

I feel suicidal when I have to watch that boring as fuck sport and see those overpaid divas diving around pretending to be in agony for just as long as it takes to see whether or not the ref is going for it

Who would do such a thing? (me)

but props to xavi for helping this team come together n for spawning in lamine hahahaha. Madrid is the Israel of football

Advice: don't watch

funny...

would a man say he wants to kiss pedri? don’t doubt my femaleness again

Mashallah I only watch when my country is in the world cup finals

congrats kat your thread has 105 replies.

yeah sad for xavi . he build it tbh

It’s so absurd it’s funny cmon. Seeing them complain for 10 minutes like professional lawyers it’s so stupid it’s funny

shes a fast replier but the lack of nudez is disturbing

FAKE KAT!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE U

told ya.

I only go on this website wheb im depressed n it’s late at night. It’s almost 12am n I don’t have anything better 2 do saurrrrr. n no nudes no

Prove it.
(I love small tits btw.)

I wear the name well, don't be jealous. This threads big enough for both of us kitty kat.

:(

A gay man would.

I appreciate xavi but I’m glad he left he did his part n now we can witness Madrid fans crashing out n spamming ‘ b-but 15 UCL’ in defence of getting raped by Barca every Classico

its like cutting yourself, but doing it to your mind

meow

that’s my L for mentioning that nickname makes me uncomfortable ughhhhhhhh whatever

they will always strugg on classico even if they earn champions league not only 15

we say nyan here

Pedri is gay I will turn him straight

yeah exactly n I love hurting myself

but y tho?

stupid fucking pedo child raping niggertard trannygender

BECAUSE HES A MAN
MALE BRAINED ACTIVITY

good kys you fucking trannygender prick

cos I can’t handle my emotions

tears u squeezed every derogatory word u could think of into this

tf are u srs ?

imagine hating women so much you try to become one and mimic them and be socialized by them
good logic

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

that’s the wrong slur for someone like me

hahahaha

guys it's not Kat i swear haha

Stop it fake Kat I will find u and kill u fatty

hmm

alr....i...will...stop :( sorry

yes cower in fear

How does "Virtual Machine Digital Rights Management" have to do with his comment

idk

Captcha was VMDRM which contains two existing acronyms, VM and DRM.
VM: Virtual Machine
DRM: Digital Rights Management
That's it.

Shut up kitty kat, this is my thread now.

real

OK FAGGOT GO RAPE SOME MORE KIDS WHILE YOU ARE CROSSDRESSED STUPID FUCKING TRANNYGENDER

TERFS WON YOU STUPID FUCK
JOANNA WON
MEN ARE NOT WOMEN
THE RAPE OF CHILDREN STOPS WITH YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING NUTSACK

Ew. No, I won't have sex with you. Stop asking.

i mean, if youre an adult and can admit yourself, you dont really have to tell your family anything :p

guys lets just calm down...

i didn't have any idea that was a thing.

now u do

eh i just assumed it was a bot comment. seemed like the sort of thing a bot would say

you are BORING

SLICE YOUR FACE
STOP WASTING OUR TIME

AND SLICE YOUR FACE

YOU BORING COPYCAT

DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL AND SLICE YOUR FACE, BORING LOSER

Did u upgrade ur nickname I’m crying this is so funny

Yeah u tell those nazis fake kat

get a load of this schitzo white knight

well I live w them so they’d know

wait im confused now is kat muslim?

This is amateur hour

This is a cheap imitation of 2011

boring as shit

DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL

SLICE YOUR FUCKING FACE
YOU BORING COPYCAT

I was thinking ab doing that the other day

Highfive kitty kat! We make a good team

she said she is Christian well now she is both ig

No

this thread should be laughed off the board, you can tell summer is approaching

I'm not joking... Not at all...

anybody can imitate a 2011 emo girl

That's so boring and washed out

IT'S 2025

SLICE YOUR FACE

OR FIND A DIFFERENT ROUTINE

because you're not showing us anything we haven't already seen back in 2011

okayyyyyyyyyyyy

yes but just remember I’m the better Kat xx

yes

all im trying to say is that going to the hospital is a better option than taking your own life. but i get that not everyones family is accepting, so i would try to talk to someone (a religious leader, doctor, therapist, etc) first before doing anything drastic

but you're here and you won't leave. you're allowed to have fun, tough guy

fuck how old r u???? maybe it’s time to focus on getting that promotion instead of crying ab my self harm not being good enough for u

This reminds me of that mad TV skit Stuart, where the retard kids says "look what I can do!"

And then he just flails his arms around like a retard

"look what I can do!"

DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL
SLICE YOUR FACE
BREAK NEW GROUND

youtube.com/shorts/tWqQa2K6Q8g?si=BdCNYEjZriZp-H8d

we don't need another Stuart

why u even do this thing..

For now. but I'ma learn all your moves and become the master

lel

I don’t think I’ll ever get better. The only reason y I haven’t killed myself yet is bc I’m scared of failing. I’ll keep trying to move through life I guess but being honest im probably gonna end up killing myself jus dunno when

whatever you say STUART

"LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!"

(slice yourself in tiny insignificant baby steps, where nobody will ever see it, like a cheap copycat of an emo girl from 2011?)

we've looked...
we've seen what you can do....
And it's not impressive yet....

SLICE YOUR FACE, STUART
youtu.be/vbVv7_eexqI?si=8ueYzvM294Ll4Dmm

I don’t know. Don’t make me overthink it

OK FIIIIIIINE!

hmmmm ok I think u are 37. failed marriage perhaps?? u got laid off from ur 9-5?

i bet this thread will appear on YouTube "the dark side of Anon Babble"

bullshit. You're just an attention-seeking, insecure, lonely bored overlooked human

nothing more

suicidal people kill themselves
they don't create threads
they don't look for conversations
they don't seek attention

YOU'RE BORING

YOU ARE FAILING THE AUDITION

EITHER DO SOMETHING OR GET OFF THE STAGE, YOU BORING BUM!!!

there are plenty of people waiting in line behind you

either do something dynamic
or get off the stage

attention seeker

first of all I am not a ranga do not defame me in this way

proportional to my body

LOL

why lol. my shit is so tame compared to what twitter has going on

AGAIN: You are a cheap imitation of 2011

DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL

YOU ARE BORING US TO TEARS

ATTENTION SEEKING HISTRIONIC BORE

SLICE YOUR FACE
OR GET OFF THE STAGE

BECAUSE SO FAR YOU'VE FAILED THE AUDITION

there are 11-year-olds who are better at this than you

You're an amateur

hahahaha u think ppl kill themselves straight away. Like the first suicidal thought pops off n they immediately delete themselves hahaha should I film my suicide or what

are u a brunette or blonde

The attention seeking wannabe copycat BORE

get the fuck off the stage
You already failed the audition
try again next year

.............. NEXT?t8r4k

I’m like a dirty blonde

your boobs are cute but tiny. can tell youre beautiful af by your face tho

hmmmmmm

I've had several REAL LIFE FRIENDS Who committed suicide

they didn't create threads
they didn't try to strike up conversations

they didn't use it as an ice breaker to start conversations

YOU ARE AN ATTENTION SEEKING HISTRIONIC BORE

YOU ARE BORING AS FUCK

YOU ARE SO UNORIGINAL
YOU HAVE NO TALENT
THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT YOUR BORING PATTERN

YOU'RE JUST A CHEAP COPYCAT
YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING ORIGINAL

GO AWAY, ATTENTION SEEKER

YOU FAILED THE AUDITION BEFORE YOU EVEN STARTED

BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TALENT

You're literally one of the most boring people I've ever seen

THATS NOT ME BLUD

go join ur friends then hahahaha but if ur trying to make me feel invalidated then it’s working good job

Ooof someone fetch the eyebleach

You must've been a carpenter in a previous life because you hit all the nails on the head kitty kat.

Are you having fun yet?

Ooo are you an Aussie?

fake kat again

are you not entertained

you drove your friends to suicide? yikes

Yessir, it's fun being kat. You should join in!

ATTENTION SEEKER SEEKS ATTENTION

with HISTRIONICS

faggot BORE

STOP BEING A BORE

YOU FAILED THE AUDITION, BORE

YOURE BORING

get off the stage, bore

there are high and low points, but i would just focus on trying to get to the point where you dont feel like self-harming every day. anti-depressants can do this by stabilizing your mood

Or, alternatively, join us up on the stage and have some fun wtih us! Life doesn't have to be as miserable as you're trying to make it! Tell us a story!

oh hey its the shouty slice your face guy, how are you doing?

SLICE YOUR FACE DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL

last time you said this I showed you two separate girls with slicey faces, it is not original it's just pretty

PROOF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HISTRIONICS:

define the word 'histrionics'

attention seeker

I AM SPARTAKAT!

Anon Babble needs poster id ffs

shut the fuck up, unemployed slob

DEFINE 'HISTRIONICS', ATTENTION SEEKING BORE

You'd toss her and leave her.
But I'd pull up quick to retrieve her

Anons can u tell me how can I make these cuts more dramatic? I bet everyone on Anon Babble is super proud of me now

yeah you rape kids bro tranny gender is cringe af

cut your dick dude and post it

I've failed a few times. Attempted to hang myself when I was 10, cheap ass belt I was using broke. Tried cutting in my early teens but I was too scared to go deep enough. Tried to overdose twice in my early 20s but just ended up in the hospital for a month each time. I always had this thought in the back of my mind that "I don't have to do it rn, I can always kms later" while quietly hoping things would somehow get better. Waited a looong time for things to get better. Finally started on SSRIs on the first of this month, actually, because the depression and anxiety had sucessfuly completely isolated me and I'd just used pillows, weed and alcohol to numb myself every day, figured why not give them a chance and if they don't work I can still kill myself later :D

trannys are a fucking failure 100%

NO I AM SPARTAKAT!!

oh, the irony

THE HISTRIONIC ATTENTION SEEKER CANNOT DEFINE THE WORD 'HISTRIONICS'

Who would have ever guessed?

THE HISTRIONIC
ATTENTION SEEKER

CANNOT EVEN DEFINE THE WORD
" H I S T R I O N I C S "

isn't that coincidental?

How much would you pay for a picture of my feet?

spamming in all caps on someone elses thread is the definition of attention seeking histrionics

I wish the real kat, kitty kat, was still here. Sad face.

this thread is "ABSOLUTE CINEMA"

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™ :

I'm going to make this really easy for you

You have HISTRIONIC PERSONALITY DISORDER

You are an attention-seeker

You're also boring as fuck
Just like all attention seekers
Go bore somebody else
That's why you're all alone
That's why you're sitting in a room
all by yourself

People don't like you

because you're boring

You have histrionic personality disorder

One of the most boring behavioral disorders on earth

It's not a psychiatric disorder
IT'S A BEHAVIORAL DISORDER

YOU FUCKING UNEDUCATED IDIOT

Thanks doc
Can I get a prescription for that? Something abuseable and fun pls

glad for you man, i hope it helps

i think she left idk

Nah. The way it is now is way funnier

histrionic personality disorder isn't even a behavioral disorder. its a personality disorder. its literally in the name

also diagnosing someone on Anon Babble is crazy

It's just a loser behavioral disorder

People who pretend to have a psychiatric disorder, but it's really just STUPID FUCKING BEHAVIOR

YOU BEHAVE LIKE AN IDIOT

YOU'RE AN ATTENTION SEEKER
THAT'S YOUR BEHAVIOR
HISTRIONICS

CREATING FALSE ALARMS
COMPENSATING FOR HOW BORING YOU ARE

That's all
It's just child psychology 101
overcompensation for being boring
HISTRIONIC ATTENTION SEEKING

get a job, you parasite
You can't support yourself
You can't pay rent
You can't pay utilities
You certainly can't afford internet service provider

You're an attention seeking mooch
A lazy unemployed parasite
riding Mommy's free Wi-Fi
eating the food out of her refrigerator

pathetic excuse for an adult

THE HISTRIONIC ATTENTION-SEEKING OVERCOMPENSATING BORE

youtube.com/watch?v=ZKpM5rqvXQw

I worked 10 hours today, how are you doing?
give me a minute I cant remember where I saved that facecutter, have some fat honkers to tide you over

You stupid fucking uneducated idiot

personality disorders ARE behavioral disorders

you stupid piece of shit

thank you for proving you don't know Jack fucking shit about psychology

lol @ thinking personality disorders aren't behavioral disorders

hahahahaha

IDIOT

ahhhhh The part-time job nigger

The swing shift PART-TIME HOURLY NIGGER

Like I said:
You can't afford rent, utilities, food, auto insurance, gasoline, and internet service

Not with a part-time job

YOU'RE A PARASITE
YOU'RE STILL MOOCHING OFF YOUR MOTHER

YOU'RE A FUCKING PARASITE

Those titties are too big, but thanks anyway.

part-time pizza delivery

FULL-TIME PARASITE
unable to survive without his mother
and assistance from taxpayers

the real kat

We all are the real Kat

"behavioral disorder" isn't a category listed in the dsm 5

hpd is listed a personality disorder

personality disorders ARE behavioral disorders

and the overwhelming majority of the diagnostic statistical manual of psychiatric disorders involved behavioral disorders, while only a tiny thin little section of the book involves organic psychiatric disorders, or chemical psychosis.

You're a fucking idiot

personality disorders ARE BEHAVIORAL

when they published the DSM-V
they made it 'woke'
So they included autism
which is not an organic psychiatric disorder

IT'S A COMMUNICATION DISORDER

AN INABILITY TO 'CONNECT' WITH OTHER PEOPLE

But it's not a psychiatric disorder

The DSM-V is full of shit

nah mondays are just busy, but I appreciate your concern for my welfare
what is your preferred honker size?

an organic psychiatric disorder is completely different than being autistic

(basically just stupid, born with a dysfunctional part of the brain, leaving them incapable of connecting to other humans on a human level)

But those flatline morons do not constitute psychiatric disorders

they're just stupid

their brains are just stupid

how stupid must one be, to never be able to learn how to simply say "hello. how are you doing today?"

STUPID BRAIN DEAD MORONS

but not a psychiatric disorder, not in the classic sense, not at all. far from it, quite the opposite

smiley faces are contagious.

your welfare

You said it, not me
WELFARE RECIPIENT SLOB

YOU'RE A WELFARE MOOCH
YOU'RE A FUCKING PARASITE
GET A JOB
YOU FUCKING TAPEWORM

(Why do you keep showing pictures of a morbidly obese pig? she's disgusting)

Don't you have any photographs of ATTRACTIVE women?

or do you exclusively download photographs of morbidly obese disgusting slobs?

preferred honker size

Generally, A cup or smaller. I'll accept a small B tho if it's the right shape. I like them small and pointy with puffy areolas.

Pic very much related. ATK model Lynnie from 2006 that I used when impersonating Kat. >;3

guys where is kat?

she's disgusting...

she's ugly

let's just report the post i am sick of this

what did we learn today?

well, ONE of us finally learned that personality disorders ARE behavioral disorders

So at least this thread wasn't a complete wasted

I like what I like

I'll see if I have anything, i tend not to save anything A cup or smaller because I'm attracted to mentally ill women rather than mentally ill children, but you never know. need to find facecutter first though

report this thread ew

So many photographs

But you're not in any of them
I guess you have no history with women?

nothing more than downloads and sitting in front of your computer everyday?

REPORT MY NUTS TO YOUR CHIN

shut the fuck up, bitch

my personal preference is superior to everyone elses

i am very smart

Get to the roof of the nearest tall building, sneed, jump off, do a flip, and splatter on the pavement below.
Or take your meds. IDC.

in your heart

back in 2011, I had just been released from prison, And the next thing you knew I was dating REAL LIFE EMO GIRL

a teenage girl...
and one time she cut my name into her arm

It was such a turn off
It was so unoriginal and boring
I never saw her again after that
I never contacted her again
and a couple days later, I met a German artist girl named Kirsten, and we started dating...

So I never spoke to Kaitlin again

I used to have the photograph she sent me

My name sliced deep into her arm
SUCH A HUGE TURN OFF

So boring... So unoriginal.... no talent...

boring

children

You do know adult biologically female actual grown women can have tiny tits, right?
And some little girls have sizable knockers at a fairly early age.

I didn't stutter.....

SHE'S UGLY.....
Do you have any photographs of attractive women?

sorry anon I have a terrible filing system, this is all mixed in with ukrainian war footage and photos of my family. bear with me and I'll get you what I promised

Oh God, did we accidentally summon Lolvis?

None that I'm willing to share. ;-) Cry about it.
Also, you don't even know who you're replying to. XD

You were probably still shitting yellow back in 2011

I had just been released from prison on an aggravated assault sentence

And pretty much immediately after being released from prison, I crossed paths with a teenage EMO GIRL

(with the huge bangs on one side, the emo haircut, all the makeup, the clothing, the whole nine yards)

she was a teenager
17 years old, almost 18

And I was more than twice as old as her...

lol @ downloading pics
what a lack luster 'body of experience'
years worth of downloaded pictures

hahahaha

But no real memories

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOTOGRAPHS OF ATTRACTIVE WOMEN?

Why are you making your schizophrenia everybody elses problem?

no arguments, but I'm attracted to traditional signs of sexual maturity in women rather than the medical conditions or curiosities that comprise 1% of the population. I accept that discriminating this way makes me a monster

stop cutting, faggot

here we go anon, found cutface! all it took was 20 minutes of dedicated scrolling! not sure if I have the finger stamina to find the others but we'll see

Kaitlyn was HOT AS SHIT!!!
she had an amazing body, like a soccer player girl

wide shoulders, tiny thin waist, perfect tits ass and legs

and her face was pretty
she had the Emo hairstyle

I didn't even realize it when we first met
but I had just walked into a relationship with A REAL EMO GIRL

Not sure how many of you guys have dated an actual real life EMO GIRL before, But that's what I was doing back in 2011

until she CUT MY NAME INTO HER ARM

and at that point, I lost interest completely

it proved the age difference
was much wider than I thought
at least emotionally

I lost all interest

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHO I'M REPLYING TO

Go play another video game. .
Minecraft midget

afaik the DSM-5 doesn't use the category "behavioral disorder" anywhere. im not sure what definition you are using for "behavioral disorder", but then again, im not a psychiatrist

AGAIN:

when I say you're a gaming chair faggot
It's an umbrella metaphor

It might be a computer chair
It could be a plastic bucket turned upside down for all I care

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME

MR MINECRAFT

(The funniest part? You've actually played Minecraft before HAHAHA!! You can't deny it!! YOU'VE ACTUALLY PLAYED MINECRAFT BEFORE!!!)

hahahaha

I've never played a video game in my life

You fucking gaming chair faggot
take your bucket
and go play another video game
little boy

It's not my fault you're too stupid to realize I've been here the entire time

I've been participating in this thread since the beginning

You don't have very good observational skills

That would explain a lot about your life
about your lack of relationships
always the last to figure things out

isn't that right?

always the last person to figure things out

FACTS: You have never dated an emo girl in your life

I actually HAVE

FACTS: You've played Minecraft before

I actually HAVEN'T

FACTS: download some more pictures and play a video game, little boy

and clean your stinky gaming chair afterwards

It's hilarious how long it took you to finally put two and two together

apparently, 'paying attention' isn't one of your specialties?

you seem a little unsettled, does this help calm your nerves at all?

So IDK about emo, but I met a girl at a goth club last week. She wasn't one of those disobedient avocado body type "real women" but had a slim waist and hips, broad shoulders, and a wide jawline and huge round tits. I guess basically 7 or 8/10.
She had a deep smoky voice and asked if we could go back to my place. When we got to my bed, she punched me in the face (she was strong too) then knocked me down on the bed.
She pulled down her pants (not far enough for me to see her puss tho) and shit on my chest then just walked out the front door.

I *think* that means we had sex.

"Cutting for Bieber" VERSION 2.

AGAIN: Kaitlyn was hot as shit

but that didn't matter

because it turns out
the 17 year old teen
was an immature child
who incorporated unoriginal
histrionic behavioral tactics

and demonstrated her emotional immaturity

DO NOT EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!!!
Have I made myself clear?

anyway...
where was I?

oh yeah, now I remember
SHE WAS AN IMMATURE CHILD
WHO SLICED MY NAME
INTO HER ARM

and that was that
after I saw the text
after I saw the picture
I was no longer interested

suddenly our age gap seemed much bigger than before

and that was the end of that

WHY ???!!!

Why don't you have any photographs of PRETTY GIRLS?

Why are they all fat and ugly and boring?

Meanwhile, you're responding to like 3 different people, accusing us of all being the same yellow-shitting, Minecraft-playing, incel neckbeard.
Shit, I've never even played Minecraft! But hey, whatever feeds your fantasy IG.
You are clearly not well, but as long as you're not hurting anyone I guess it's okay.

INTERRUPT

Wtf dude?! How can someone "interrupt" you between posts?! XD
You gonna come after us? Are we dead kiddos? Are you trained in gorilla warfare with over 300 confirmed kills?
Inquiring minds want to know!

I'll have you know she has two mildly interesting hobbies and once shook hands with a B grade actor, how can you call that boring??

Uh, guys? I think we broke him. :-(
Captcha: APPAA (yip yip!)

this thread died before it was born.

this would be the perfect time for you to go play another videogame

you failed the audition

".......NEXT?"

Honestly, you really need to be medicated.

IM GOING TO PRETEND THIS DIDNT HAPPEN™

do NOT let it happen again

I was making coffee for my wife and I

lony loser

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT INTERNAL MEDICINE, PSYCHOLOGY OR PHARMACOLOGY

what medicine does the uneducated idiot recommend?

and what's the mechanism of action?

YOU UNEDUCATED TWERP

oops lol a typo

LONELY*

sorry I'll do better

I know you're talking to yourself, ranting and raving like an absolute looney. You're clearly unhinged and probably delusional, too.

You. need. medicating.

I'm waiting for more pictures of the cuts!!
(I attached a photo of my hand, I have many more cuts but you can only attach one photo here)

you thought personality disorders and behavioral disorders were different things

so you obviously don't know Jack shit about psychology

let's try INTERNAL MEDICINE
let's try PHARMACOLOGY

exactly WHICH medication do you recommend, Dr. Minecraft?

and exactly WHAT is the mechanism of action

be specific
you'll be graded on your response

Not sure if you're just being playful or if you are legitimately unhinged. Either way, you're certainly entertaining!

translation:

you don't know anything about psychology
you don't know anything about internal medicine
you don't know anything about pharmacology

..................got it

I'm here to entertain MYSELF™

if anyone else enjoys the ride
that's gravy

Lets try getting you medicated, big boy.

I can fit 3 fingers in my asshole.

Can anybody beat me?

Would you even have the conviction of character and courage to try?

NO YOU WOULDN'T
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ME

but I do welcome you to try

perspective:

if you want to 'appear knowledgeable'
try not to pick an EXPERT in the topic

or youll get your ass handed to you

please post more, thread is on the way to page 10 and I'd like to see

let's try TELLING ME THE MECHANISM OF ACTION OF WHATEVER MEDICATION YOU RECOMMEND

YOU....
UNEDUCATED ...
UNKNOWLEDGEABLE....
INEXPERIENCED...
"EXPERT" IN NOTHING

you can't hold a basic conversation about internal medicine or pharmacology

go play another video game

Context:

I can EXPERTLY fit 3 fingers in my rectum.
Can you do the same?

No. You cannot.

because you lack my years of practice.

but please, do go ahead and try.

Get professional help, you'll feel much better.

GET A JOB

you are t your mommy's responsibility anymore

parasite mooch

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING

uneducated broke nigger

Meds. Take 'em.

At the end of the day, I can never be mad at you no matter how abrasive our interactions start out. XD

EXCUSES

keep making them, uneducated masturbating overlooked parasite

I'm just fucking around, anyway

I'm NOT actually an asshole at all
I'm opinionated
but I'm real life
I'm totally NOT an asshole at all
quite the opposite

I enjoy 'performance confrontation '

oops

I'm multitasking big-time
making typos

IN*

IN* real life
I'm not so confrontational

shut the fuck up

lol good luck with that, pipsqueak

I hope you figure out a way to make me stop

otherwise, you're in for quite a lot of frustration

huh?......

hint: I'm not going ANYWHERE

Faggot.

it's elegant in its simplicity

you.....

and that CHAIR

...................hint:
life doesn't happen staring at a monitor

the ONLY things you'll ever truly know
will be what you've experienced in real life

not staring at a computer

you..... and that chair

it's PERFECTION™

absolutely perfect!!!

Okay, but I ask you to publish your cuts in response!!

like I said

it can be an upside down plastic bucket, for all I care

it's the perfect metaphor for the entire mindset

lol
and I'm the one who finally took it to its ultimate essential basics

SOLID GOLD!!!

I'm old... when I was your age I was HOT DOGGIN' IT @ 150 MPH

you have plenty of time to be old and boring later

you're still young
turn off the computer
it's springtime
go create a tornado

go create chaos and fun

turn off your stupid computer occasionally

so the CHAIR COMMENT STANDS™

it's solid fucking gold

(time to eat. it's my wife's vacation week and we're watching movies and eating snacks and smoking a little weed)

time for real lunch
no more crystalized ginger and black cherries

thank you. I am totally mentally healthy so have never cut, but I can provide hundreds of pictures of cut women I have for research purposes

lol she just talked me into peaches & shortbread

another dessert snack !!! lol okay
sounds good. delicious, in fact

hahaha BORING

the photos are SO STUPID & BORINGnot even worth clicking on
I've seen it all a million times before
yours is lame
limp washrag weak lameness

AGAIN: ITS NOT 2011 ANYMORE

WEVE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE

STOP BEING A BORE

POST SOMETHING THATS 'MORE'

"LOOK WHAT I CAN DO !!"

(proceeds to show lightweight mediocre cutting pics, a cheap imitation of 2011)

really?....... REALLY???

I'm a boring person. I enjoy bicycles, trains, cooking, and gardening. I am okay with the quiet life.

"LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!"