If my roommate said the girls hes cum to the most “by far” are Millie Bobby Brown and Jenna Ortega what are the...

Pretty low since they are 18+ and Millie looks like a 40yo housewife half the time.

I'm no Chad

I'm just a basic average male

And I don't want pornography
I don't sit around jacking off
If I want to orgasm, I've always been able to find a woman to do it for me

ever since I was 15 years old

It doesn't mean I'm a Chad
It's simply means
YOU DON'T GET PUSSY
BECAUSE YOU NEVER EVEN TRY

You never even try

if you both talk about your wanking habits, you are both degenerates. which kind is secondary

I have ZERO pornography downloaded
I don't go to porn sites
I don't watch porn
I don't download photographs of women I don't know

I don't sit around jacking off like a little boy

If you want sex, it's easy to get
One of the easiest things a man can do

You guys overthink everything
You're terrified of rejection
So you never even try

no matter what you say
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON:
because you never even try

he was calling you a faggot because of your over the top upset answer. and you made another one faggot

see? you do get it

I can't imagine the sort of pigs you fuck.

Go download another porn video, little boy

You are an effeminate fruit fly in my eyes
You get no pussy
You call other men homosexuals

homosexual man don't have sex with women
AND NEITHER DO YOU

NO WOMAN HAS SEX WITH YOU
You're a masturbating gaming chair sissy
You are not even half a man in the eyes of women

All four billion women on planet Earth agree:
YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR THEM

I'm married, you pathetic sniveling masturbating coward

You're too much of a coward to even try

That's exactly why you don't get any pussy
because you're a fucking coward

YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN
because you know they see right through you

they see the scared inexperienced impotent little boy behind your eyes

You effeminate little sissy bitch niggerlipped sack of shit

I'm sure you can't imagine...

because the only things you can imagine are sleazy prostitute pornstars

(there's no such thing as a pornstar, you irrelevant homosexual faggot)

there are only prostitutes who allow cameras in the room while they turn tricks

You never have a woman wake up next to you

no woman loves you

no woman is interested in your desires
no woman cares about your pain
no woman cares about your life experience

they avoid you

because you're a loser with the ladies

Jenna got more popular as gooning material in the last 5 years. But I’m positive that 90% of Millie’s gooners have been blowing loads for her for years by now

homosexual man get no pussy

and neither do you

coincidence? I think not

My wife is 92 lb soaking wet, you lonely masturbating gaming chair mushroom... You're like a mold spore that's growing on that gaming chair

Go masturbate some more, little boy

And clean your stinky chair afterwards

What are the chances that you two are faggots for sitting around talking about jerking off.

ITT: several adult male cowards convene to lick their wounds, pat themselves on the back, and pretend as if their impotent masturbation is somehow a sexual victory

none of them has big enough balls to admit they are simply cowards, who never even try to score with women

Days turn into weeks, turn into months, which have turned into years... And you're still sitting there in that stupid little chair, playing with your penis. The only person who ever touches your reproductive organs...

fucking cowards... too afraid to be assertive

too afraid to speak up and say something, to introduce yourselves to pretty women out in public

too stupid to think of anything to say

It's easier just to sit in your stupid little chair, playing with your scared little penises

ITT: COWARDS

EGG ZACK LEE™ !!!!!

of all my real life best friends and close buddies I grew up with, friends to this very day, I can honestly say NONE OF US Have ever sat around discussing our masturbation with each other

That's what homosexuals do

OP is a homosexual
He has no roommate
He's talking about himself. He's a homosexual, plain and simple

This. Anyone that says they jerk off to Millie a lot it sus imo. If you look at pics of Jenna when she was younger she was ugly but now shes cute. For Millie its the reverse

millie and jenna are adults

pedos are after prepubescent children less than 13 yrs old

Yeah Jenna has been doing some “risque” roles where she’s half naked or that recent movie with the lesbian kisses so I can see how’s she’s blown up in popularity, but I’ve never heard or gooned to her until probably 3 years ago. With Millie she’s been known as maybe the biggest social media celebrity cocktease in the business. She had gooner subreddits dedicated to her, even her main subreddit currently has top posts from her 2018-2020 era. It’s now mainstream to goon to her since shes such a slut but I’m positive she’s been one of the most cummed to celebs of the last decade, and anyone who says they are really into her have been blowing loads to her for a while.

The real worry is if you guys have these conversations

This. OP is big gay. I have no idea what any of my friends, ever, have jerked off to. Because I don't wanna know

says he's not obsessed

constantly posting about a random guy jerking it

Embrace your inner homo anon, it's obvious you're curious. The Reddit spacing gives it away.

t. Pic related

This is accurate
This is also probably accurate

Who do you think is the most cummed too all time and the most cummed to right now between Jenna and Millie?

all time is Emma. everyone knows this. right now between those two i'm guessing millie although i don't know why. she walled hard.

All time is hard to say. It has to be someone modern because of world population/internet and people masturbating a lot more now than in the 1900s. Its probably a pop star more than an actress.

between jenna and millie

I think Jenna will be one of the most cummed to girls in the world when Wednesday season 2 comes out. Way more than Millie. Millie is probably more right now just because shes been famous for longer. Jenna also hits a bigger audience with her slutty indie film presence.

1900s

retard. emma was top through the 00's and 10's

Damn millie has a fat ass. Jenna has a tight little ass. I see why so many people cum to these whores

? I think you misread what I wrote. I agree Emma could be the most cummed to girl.

I'd question his taste in women, but not outright accuse him of being a p3do yet. Although, if he is attracted to Wednesday Jenna, I would certainly raise an eyebrow. But that's just because I genuinely find Jenna to be mid and overrated

Jennas ass is insanely nice tho

Those are adults you smoothbrain.

Here. Give him this.

It's a nice ass! Though I mean lookswise in general, I don't deny she's above-average looking, but I think she's overhyped. Like she's a solid 7, but some people treat her like a 9 or 10 is what I mean

if he is attracted to Wednesday Jenna, I would certainly raise an eyebrow

Nigga everyone jerked off to that show

OP, ask him his opinion on Chloe Moretz. If he says yes then check his hard drive

If you cum to this pic u are a pedo unironically

If you cum to this pic u are a pedo unironically

That kinda just outed you and the people included in that everyone lol

But nah, I don't find schoolgirls attractive

You are a dimwit. Go back to your fellow retards at Reddit.

This. Ask him for his top 5 if he says Chloe Moretz, Emma Watson and Natalie Portman call the popo

Add Disney child stars to the list

And Nickelodeon, maybe Tiktok if they're feeling spicy

Good catch anon

Yea if he has a tiktok check who hes following. Thats an easy way to know

Emma is in her own league, the true number of cum blown to her must be mind boggling, Millie is probably the closest to Emma a celeb has gotten but she will definitely not have the longevity Emma has since she’s walled

Agreed, and since Millie lowkey loves to show up, it feels like it might only be a matter of time

The day we get Millie leaks she'll blast through Emma's record

I’ve been gooning to Jenna way more than Millie recently. She’s probably top 5 right now might move into the top 3 soon, her slutty indie films is what got me into her that lesbian kissing scene in Millers girl has been my most cummed to celeb media all of last year and this year

For sure, but for now she's steadily approaching thanks to how she usually shows off in her Florence by Mills videos

Wednesday is the biggest show in the world and the second season is coming out soon. ST is long passed its moment and Millie doesnt do much anymore except post goonbait on her instagram. Shes more cummed to than Jenna rn but Jenna will likely pass her soon. They are both godtier nuts so whoever has more exposure and fame will win

A 20 year old who looks like she's 45 and been smoking since highschool, and an annoying mid spic.
Your friend has bad taste

It’s honestly impressive how huge of a slut Millie still is given how popular she is.

She just knows how to get attention, and it's all because she loves it lol

whoah, close call. lucky chloe is not anywhere near my top 5-

Ask him if he jerks to Jordyn Jones and how long he had been doing it. Dead give away.

Thirteen year olds are pubescent so even that wouldn't be pedophilia.

Slow and steady wins the race, and as long as she keeps up with Florence she'll get there. Wonder if she'll do Florence lingerie
Too many dog whistles to count

Just like this photoshoot “leaked”

Millie looks cuter and softer.

Wednesday is the biggest show in the world

I'd call that wishful thinking

Never watched ST, so I can't comment on it, but Wednesday was a chore to get through for me

I don't see Jenna passing Millie though, Millie's goonbait is just so consistent it's crazy lol

She loves it, there'll be a other one like that before the year's out

What do you think happens first, nude leaks or she does a “I’m an real actress now” nude scene?

Emma is the most overrated hag in history

Pretty sure everyone’s busted at least once to JJ

Depends if she gets knocked up. No, nude scene. Yes, leaks. She's not strapped for cash so there's no rush
Or twice

I’ve been gooning to Jenna way more than Millie recently

Everyone is. Both her subreddits have way more followers than Millies one subreddit.
Shes begging for attention. Shes lucky cumming to her feels so damn good cause otherwise it would just seem desperate like Charli Dmelio not wearing bras anymore
Wednesday is literally the biggest netflix show by far based on viewership numbers.

that's hot
I wish I had a roommate addicted to Emma or Millie

I mean yeah, but only after she turned 18. Just like I waited for Jenny.

Millie is probably more popular with gooners because of the shit she posts and the timeline of her fame. But objectively Jenna is more popular with normies right now.

i wish i had a pedo roommate

Whos your top 5

can't deny it would be hot

If would be awkward running late for work because you had to frot

more like I'm late for work (I'm the one paying the rent) because he was watching Sorcerer's Stone on repeat while loudly jerking off

bankroll some loser to melt his brain all day

come home to see him mumbling on the couch eyes rolled back into his head humping his hand while you hear “its leviOHsa not leviosAH” from the TV

Ok its fucked up but its hot

It's the perfect dilemma. Could tell him to get a job, but that would time away from him doing infinitely more important things in our apartment (that he doesn't bother to clean)

ngl being a scullery maid and getting paid with gooning sounds like a sweet deal

I'll tell you something only you guys will see because I've never posted it and never told a soul. Here we go.
When omegle was available, like 10 years ago i think it was around 2014 i was young and horny.
You already know plenty of teens on omegle yadayada.
I did an experiment, for other reasons. It'd take too long to explain and j just want to mentioned what happened.
So i screen recorded a couple of girls on youtube shaking their asses with little clothes. These girls were around 10yo. Very young.
Then i logged in omegle and play that video. It seemed real. The girls would look at the camera, smile, wave and start shaking their bitts to the cam with little clothes on.
I kid you not. 100% of the men would stay. They would either pretend to fall so they'd be out of screen and keep watching, ask where my parents were and engage in conversation and the smartest ones who'd know it was a video they'd hesistate a few seconds before leaving. Only women would instantly skip and other young girls would stay and sometimes imitate. But EVERY SINGLE GUY would stay, most would start masturbating and showing of course but I'd skip those quickly.
I did this experiment many times maybe 10 or so and wvery single time the same results.
This proved to me that at least every single guy on omegle was a pedo.
So either every guy who exclusively browses omegle was a pedo or every guy out there was a pedo. That's it.

I've talked to many guys in my life and when they are confortable they open up about this. For most the sweet spot is the first pubes. That's 12/14.
That is every single male sweet spot.
It's funny to me how this is a male thing and we're are constantly being frowned down by women who are wayyyyy past that spot.

That's it. I didn't write anything crazy. Go hit your history books if you want to be jawdripped, heck you don't even have to grab a book just look around.

Maid, breadwinner, chef
and all he has to do is just give in to his addiction

all time most fapped to
1. Emma
2. Lena Meyer Landrut
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Keira Knightley
5. TayTay

relieve morning wood

cook up an epic lunch

encore

Jeeeeeeeeez

Pretty based

I'd want him to message me that he's running out of tissues and that I need to get him some unless I want the living room covered in cum stains (again)

It’s still insane how good Millie nuts feel. She’s lucky that every gooner of hers share that sentiment

Are you curating a playlist for him? Did u make him this way? Or is he just sinking into his own desires while you watch?

thank you kindly :)

Towels and a washing machine would be more economical at that point, even cheap socks
She's still got it

I'd like to imagine he stopped paying rent one day, and then late one night when going to confront him about it, I find him jerking off to stranger things season 1, stop dead in my tracks, go back to my room, and cum the biggest load of my life

Towels and a washing machine would be more economical at that point, even cheap socks

And that would require me to wash them for him, far better

Shes verrrrry lucky cumming to her feels so good. Shes not a very good actress and gooners seem to be hard carrying her relevancy.

They're both adults. How old is he?

You didn't specify that before. Every adult was a child at some point. If he was jerking it to them when they were underaged, he might be a pedo

I can’t believe how so many Millie gooners say that some of the best cumshots of their lives have been to Millie. It’s really incredible to think about that it’s all she has going for her and all she’s going to be remembered for

I walked in on my roommate jerking off to the streamer Emiru one time. Now im imagining how crazy it would have been if he was jerking off to that kek

Far, far more intense... and so much hotter, no?

Its quite remarkable. And unironically a strange phenomenon. I see this said all over the internet so its not just a Anon Babble meme

If you went outside Anon Babble youd know way more people are jerking off to Jenna right now. Shes like sidney sweeney levels popular to jerk off to

The first conversation after would be so awkward

I can imagine, if it was to Millie I'd want him to just completely ignore the subject, force me to bring it up, because I wont and he can just go back to doing it again the next night

If hes cumming to Millie hes probably pretty new to girls like that, which makes it even cuter and hotter

Even better. Watching him go further and further down the rabbit hole every night

Thoughts?

What’s Jenna’s most popular jerk off material? Sydney has tons of nude scenes

Everyone on Anon Babble already knows this about men. Hot story tho youtube used to be goated

Statistically more people jerk off to non nude material than nude material, especially outside the west

imagine cumming to this bogged out cunt

Thx anon

Well, they're 21 and 22 respectively, unless you're one of those weird twitter people that think a 25 year old man dating or jerking off to a 20 year old woman is still pedophilia because twitter said so.

Hot. Did any of them cum?

She looks incredible she just shaved her eyebrows here for some reason. Either for a role or a retarded stylist

She looks incredible

what a weird post, even by Anon Babble's standards
are a woman or a gay?

Your roommate is based as fuck. Literally top two gasms you can have in the big ‘25

Jerking off to female celebs is faggotry on every level unless you're watching them getting punched in the face

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my sesh btw

Who’s the others in your opinion