He has to take a crap, open your throtes and receive his stink loaf

He has to take a crap, open your throtes and receive his stink loaf.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Mmmmmm!

Fuck I love log threads. Now I gotta take a shit!

I love shitting and eating Andy's shit!

He takes requests? Corn? Nuts? Both?

25th or 26th spam log thread just today

Also, why do I have to keep waiting two minutes to post when this fat spamming asshole can flood this fucking board with impunity?

Spamming asshole? Why this is what you should expect femanon. Logfags spam turds for you normies to swallow whole.

shut the fuck up Logfag. Your obvious same faggoting is obvious
Boring.
Obvious
Pathetic

Pathetic.

You need to cry? I can find you a group.

Proof?

Why would the log fag openly call for the whole failed log meme to be Permabaned?
You really are a desperate faggot aren't you fat ass

You made that pic.
You are a fucking pussy that can't even take responsibility for what you do here

Awwwwww cry bitch.

You're Basically agreeing with me fat ass

Can you help find me a group? I was trolled on Anon Babble Because I went to a thread I KNEW I wouldn't like and this animation man And Turd guy Sixx started trying to push these massive shit logs into my mouth for some reason.

Loggfaggot samefagging his own thread. SAD.

HEH HEHEHHHHH

Well boy, my britches are all full of sloppy anal custard! Time to get the scraper again, get it into that there bucket and rub your wiener a lil, so that Eustace over there can get off like the child molester he is. Now go feed that shit to him, it's the only thing he eats nowadays, poor soul, mind dun gone.

Why would the log tag openly call for his complete removal from the board?

This is you doing this fat ass. And you do it a lot. You get your fat fucking ass backed up against the wall and you start fucking losing it like this accusing others of being you

because you're a fat fucking pussy

Andy here. I hear you people want to tongue my anus or something to that effect. Haha, get in line, faggots? Do you have any idea how many misguided scene girls I've bjorked? How much pussy do you loser trolls get? Haha, please, don't answer that. I don't know where this stupid meme even came from, but guess what? It's all fucking true and nobody will ever believe any of you. That's right, faggots. I've been taking shits in/ around scene girls mouths for years now. And let me tell you, the road diet consists almost exclusively of Taco Bell and it's not pretty. I've even put my own twist on the Alabama hot pocket. I call it the Cincinnati Mud Cake and it's become something of a phenomenon around here. See I eat a few crunchwrap supremes with extra sour cream, ride around on the bvb bus for a few hours, and then when my bowels are good and sour I push out a rancid shit loaf into your girl's pussy, jizz in it, and seal it shut with drywall caulk.

Literally textbook Dunning Krueger

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Andy's creamy log of shit, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Log Slidding, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret log slides down people's throats, and I have over 300 confirmed clogged throats. I am trained in log slidding and I’m the top slidder in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will slid you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the log, maggot. The log that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slid logs down your throat and clogging it in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just from eating corn. Not only am I extensively trained in log slidding, but I have access to the entire fiber supply of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to slide my ass-ripping giant creamy steamy dreamy logs of shit down your miserable throat off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all down your throat and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. ~Andy

This is also incredibly so painfully cringe only a few words were read out of this

You have no talent
This is literally your biggest hurdle with anything here

The Log of Shit of Andy Sixx is not like any other log of shit you may find at your local bathroom. Tis truly the works of a god in his own right.

The Andy Sixx is native to North America but has been reported to migrate on the occasion of the annual Vans Warped Tour. His reproduction rate is remarkably high considering how many girls want to give him a vasectomy with their tongues.

What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.

It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted.

I mean all you do is literally write these incredibly stupid over long Dunning Krueger passages your stupid substandard brain literally seems to think it's some kind of literary genius

Andy if you are reading this please, PLEASE fucking logloaf my throat hole you sexy fucker. I am a straight dad from the Midwest but god damn do my jeans get tight around when I see that goth hairdoo and those scene kid tank tops. I want - check that - I NEED you to drop your leather trowsers and take a dirty triple XL haymaker of a dump on one of those fancy plates my whore wife keeps in above the credenza so I can get down on all fours like the turd slut i am and huff those steamy fumes and choke down handfull after sopping handfull of your makings. I want to wipe your ass with my beard and then lay out on the chaise lounge and let the sun bake your reeking shit smear on my face. Let me be your human toilet Andy... Please or i swear to log I'll kill us both. My supple lips are your toilet seat... When you say "flush" i swallow. Ram a fucking plunger down my m'throat and make me puke out all the shit and suck it back down again like a frothy anus frosty, Andy. Shit in me andy, shit in my ass and fuck my wife and be your lil' log cuck, Andy. God dammit...

Why is Eustamps so Dunning-Kruger?

Because he's mentally ill and won't take his meds.

I need his wet rotloaf in me RIGHT NOW

Based

it smells funny in here

You're in a log thread. It's the smell of Andy Sixx's faeces.

They are brone
They are coming out

Profe?

FIND SOMEPLACE ELSE TO BE

Get ready

I'm ready for the cream

Another roller in the night

GET OUT OF Anon Babble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, it is right here on Anon Babble. Basically you become "the log fag" until you realize that being the log fag is like being an anon 15-18 years ago.

Das a Anon Babble/b/ classic. Tourists here for the gooning wouldnt know.

I am done taking a big 4 inch thick and 1 foot long turd.

Where else should he go. Before you were here anons have been posting poo. After you leave anons will be posting poo.

His shit stinks so good

You WILL suck and siphon