Waifu thread

Waifu thread

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Rules:

Claim your Waifu/Husbando

No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed

No stealing (unless you roll trips)

Only one claim per person

Keep RP/ERP in private.

Discussion is welcomed

Insults must be original

No oversexualized content

If you're posting images you're not lurking

Stop reading these

3D is almost always trash

Joining means a reserved place in hell

Most importantly, have fun!

OP is literally a transexual

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Sos yer "father"

Trans people can't have kids muchless 12

I literally have 12 siblings and all more successful than anyone itt and ever will post or ever posted and even their children are more successful

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I'm here to fangirl over glorious Earth, the planet.
If there's anyone in this universe who I'd want to live together, it's pleasant and friendly Earth.

Kneesock claimed. We shall make a grand Alfredo by going by the recipe!

it's a fact
you're losers with no girl no kids and even 12yr okds have a more successful life. Tgey literally make more than you. Actual fact

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my nephew has a private jet plane in the Bahamas right now..

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go deny me so i can lol@u
you know it's real too

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yea i'm literally related to runway models
nobody can deny that
when i call you ugly it actually means something because i know the requirements to succeed

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You're just leeches every damn one of you and vultures and you didn't get shit

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Six little eggs on the run
They fuck each other
Three goes, boom, du-bi-doom
Watch out be safe
So three little eggs had sex
One wanted to explode goes, boom, du-bi-doom
Watch out be safe

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Lurk lurk lurk get hurt hurt hurt
peon
you know it's true

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you're all pathetic basement and attic or children beneath the stairs (you don't get the reference)

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dead thread

posters anon trolling like Anon Babble with seija and suzuka lol funny suzu lives with his 80yr old dad

suzu dad had a child and suzu virginity has been longer :(

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you're going on 3 decades of virginity lol

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who wanna bet i smash their head?

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waifu is dead dude

I know
waifu is just discord transexuals wanting a hugbox and when it doesn't happen they make another

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This dude is really boring.

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How can you interact with people like this constantly? How do you do it?

Also neptune does nothing except work for his dad yet fags say he's doing something
dude i literally had a farm you do daily chores and hype it up lol deny me

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Right Neptune biggest reveal anyone cares about is neptroon is a tranny

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Easy, he's beneath me, it's hardly different than humoring a child when they're telling you something really stupid lol.
Meowmeowmeow

You don't have a gf
you don't have a home
you don't have a job
unlike me lol

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bro here everyday for 15years saying he got a job and only one he claimed is his dads
Doubt on real job nepotist

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hello erping animus nigger

should o get some nuce ipa? Skys limit towards store im literally rich

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Hey broke boy show me something i'll bust your bank on show me.

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this is gross you're literally a man de aging to flirt with another man whos a pedo

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neptune competes with 8yo and loses neptune how much money you got? Right, an 8yo has more than you

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Ain't i related to runway models? Right, I am and you're some spic talking shit

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I'm also really tired, setting up the fencing around the chicken enclosure but also working on truck repairs right now.
Welding and grinding.
I got my QJ to 13k combat efficiency.

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You know me right?
You know me right?
Club owner restaurant owner(michelin starred)
what the fuck are you?
You're a peon

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Peon ass nigger can't be gang hangs on Anon Babble grounds s with losers

Peon nigger I spent your week check rn

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aren't you a crossdresser ;)

I think I'll go to bed. Goodnight anons, goodnight World.

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Die troll.
Tulpafaggotry is unhinged or a troll tool

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Brown nosing self admitted avatarfag

Sounds like a whole lot of work
I haven't played much this week though cause of work
sleepy

why do "waifufags" accept relm when he actually admits he avatars relm? Is it because he's nice to you?

Animus nigger

Goodnight.

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you admit it before that you are animus Saying "anon hates animus"

Is it because he's nice to you?

Yes, actually

animus cocksucker

Facetious
you don't belong

Kinda feel like I could've done more always! They should have 75 square meters of space with the measures I took.
I don't want to think about work, it was nonstop this week.
Eepy cat.

animus cocksucker

I am against everything oldnigger random waifufags will rule because oldniggers became avatarfags

You're just mad your cock isn't the one being sucked
Have you ever tried not being a piece of shit? It works

fuck off animus faggot

Relm.

Nice.

Not a piece of shit even with his own allies.

Come on anon.

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based but fuck you

fucking niggers ruined everything with porn and ai. Thank for BrokenHeartAlchemist and like

another animus faggot

oh no i hope salty fags don't disrespect me tomorrow as expected...
Unironically I bet they don't know tomorrow as they missed every holiday since I posted 2 2/3 years ago unless i told them. Earth forgot earth day for 3 years lol

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he literally forgot this year just as proof. He's just a committed to cringe avatarfag

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april 22nd and its may the month after
he doesn't give a shit and so i dismiss him

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3/37=91.98%

I run this shit and there's no escaping

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I have too much hope, I keep thinking that some random anonposter that talks to me is someone of value when in reality is just maytard barking at me again for not being as miserable as him.
I have too much hope.

I never talk to you anon. If I did and you felt a connection maybe I do feel similar to you. Maybe you deserve to be hated but you're just not aggressive as me certain things point towards that

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i might be umm whatever but i'm a psychopathic human but most importantly human and people can although rarely connect with me and when it happens it's strong unless they're lying to themselves

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Why isn't it sono?

Maycuck

bet you can't afford my plate 1,372

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Sono is coming

You know? Its funny, this whole exchange just proves Earths and everyone elses point: if maytard learns to behave and stop being a jackass, he recieves just that in return.
Funny how that works.

ok besides shitting on poorfags like neptune
Maybe i'm right

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I'm not here for friends anymore
I started like that and you're all poor or are near unusable. I'm here for purpose and it involves 0 posters

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i guess another oh well

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im 9 heinaken deep and 3 voodo
oh well alice gallery lucky day i don't normally share

nah fuck that literally proven fags sexualizing them instead of cooling them actually fuck you to highest degree

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I'm here Relm, how are we today?

And I don't give a triple fuck
Fuck that faggot and fuck you

should i get another? ill get 600 tomorrow

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How boring.

Damn, a familiar face, thats awesome.
Im fucking tired as hell, counting the days until I get my vacations and I can use them to find a better job.
Tried to make concept art for my project, but I suck at drawing animals and it has been a specially hot day, so Im more exhausted than usual.

You literally don't belong and i play pretend but your fag friends make you feel welcome

just a reminder you're not welcome and if you enter real discussion bringing up someone well don't be surprised if you can't come back

Yeesh, haven't been sleeping well? I hope you get some, sorry for that.
Hopefully you get the time soon to be able to do that! And hopefully you can get a good job from your efforts.
I could never quite get the handle of animals either, still objects have always been far more approachable. Except birds strangely.
Get some water and relax, it's what I'm doing. Had to mow

haven't been sleeping well?

Honestly? No.
Im going to be honest with you Mr ChibiMan, after a year and a half of searching, I have zero faith in the job market, Im just going to use nepotism and ask someone I know help, fuck this shit.
After knowing that you prefer backgrounds to people, Im sure there is an absolute PSYCHO out there that prefers animals to people.

Except birds strangely

Birds are very cool, I wish I knew how to draw them, I only know how to do wings (allegedly).

Get some water and relax

I really should, I will probably log off earlier today just to take a mental break from everything.

I hope you get sleep soon then, it helps. I have a lot of trouble with sleep as well and only recently have it (somewhat) under control.
Yeah, the job markets trash. I have a degree in accounting and work as a manager of a liquor store. Hopefully they get you an in.
I suppose it's just living creatures in general, it may be due to lack of interest in drawing them that I do so poorly with them. Nature deserves life and I usually fall back on birds, lovely creatures they are.
I wouldn't blame you considering the current...state of the thread. You won't miss much I assume.

Doof doof!

...What is she doing? What is she feeling? Why is this the image that gets to be Purple Momiji.png?

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Drinking tea is quite pleasant.
I LOVE TEA.

The legendary 4am wakeup.
We are so fucking back.

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