How do i lose lose weight and my virginity if im a 33 years old virgin and look like this?

I just lost 200 lbs as a 32yo virgin
It's really not that difficult, just walk and count calories. Lift if you wanna be extra and not burn too much muscle at the same time, worth it imo

Anyway I'm still autistic and anxious so I don't think it's going to help me socially
Being normal-sized is very new to me but the mentals haven't improved at all

Eat less and do some yoga.
For getting laid, get off Anon Babble and go outside.
None of this redpill stuff is attractive to women.

I will let you in on the secret of weight loss. It's actually 2 steps that the fucking jews want to hide from you.

1. Stop eating garbage, pay at least a bit of attention to your diet

2. Start doing exercises.

Sounds cliche, I know. But I know that it works. It did work for me, I have lost ~30% of my body weight in less than a year with this one simple trick...

it's over for you anon. might as well just keep gaining the weight

For losing virgin go to a prostitute

For weight: just don't eat

Pray there’s degenerate like me who fantasizes about watching his hot gf get used by an obese virgin who’s way out of her league

Change up your diet and start moving around.
Pick up heavy things.

i'll take a crack at her

"How do I lose weight"
You already know how. What you need is the motivation. You need to figure out what motivates you, then force yourself to do it for two weeks. After that it'll be habit.

Track your calories. 500cal deficit a day will lose you one pound a week. You're fat, go hard to start. Aim for a 1500cal deficit for four weeks, then go to 1000cal deficit. You'll lose about 15bls in a month plus likely an extra 5-10lbs of water weight. After that you'll be at a steady 10lbs a month.

Bonus points, work out. Most importantly, go for a daily walk. It's the easiest way to burn calories if you hate working out. Get Google Fit. Track your calories, calories burned, and daily calory calculation. Make sure you're in that deficit, but track it by week. It'll let you have days where you can have more if you go harder on other days.

For your virginity.. lose weight first if you want someone to want to fuck you. You'll have the confidence to score it too. Otherwise, get a prostitute. They're easy to find, trust me.

Add on because this is how I motivate myself to work out. More calories burned = more food I can eat. All I care about is getting my calorie deficit in, I'm not worried about getting fit or gaining muscle or anything, just working out to burn calories. Want a burger for dinner? Go for a walk and go to the gym and burn it off. Make sure you're in that deficit. The harder you work out, the easier it is to diet because you can eat more.

He won't. And definitely won't make it.

The reason?

Mental fortitude. Most fatties don't have it in them.

Literally this. Losing weight is easy, finding the motivation is not.

Lose weight with hard motivation and you'll stop being a pig.

Weight loss is simple, you need to eat less calories than you need to maintain. You can go extremely low calories but that takes mental strength you lack, as you managed to get fat, or you just lower it slowly and lose it over a longer period of time.
Getting healthy is eating healthy food and getting enough nutrients.
Doing both is hard because you're going to be eating less food and food your gut microbiome isn't use to and then your gut will make you eat shit aas you legitimately starve out the old microbiome in favour of the bacteria that processes the healthy food.
All of that to say just lower the calories first. Having fat around your heart doesn't matter as much as having a fat body and the damage that it does on your health and body.

Lose virginity? You're 33. You shouldn't have problems at all, you should be social enough and aged enough that you can get laid.
Even if you're not, just clean up nicely and pretend you are.

You're in the actual male peak age. You have 5 years maximum to actually achieve and become the pinnacle of yourself, don't let the peak you, fade.

OP is fucked no matter what, those tits will be hanging to his knees after weight loss, no woman will be able to look at him without vomiting

Don't be a pig, and why are you showing everyone your little mark? It looks disgusting.

More dick pls

Extreme weight loss is basically going from looking shit in and out of clothes to looking good in clothes but shit out of them
So still a major improvement, never gonna be as good as it could've been but worth it, it'll be a reduced dating pool from people who care about that but not as much as morbid obesity is

OP should kill himself

Would you fuck a guy? I would take it up my ass

You’ll totally crush her. She’s a slim 5-4 115lb

that's why she's on top

POV: her bouncing on top of you

Would be a quite the sight to see the size difference between you two. She’s flexible and doesn’t get tired riding on top

Would love to see some virgin blow his load all over her

Thought i was the only one with that fetish

Not many of us but we are out there... My origin was probably from all the coming of age high school movies from the early 00's. I was also a late bloomer and always imagined what it'd be like to lose it to an older girl or MILF. Now I'm on the other side of an open relationship and hoping to live vicariously through any virgins we can meet up with. I've brought up having her take younger guys' virginities and she's interested.

Not sure if she'd go for fat virgins... I've always enjoyed watching porn where the girl fucks someone below her league. I'd cum buckets if I could convince my hotaf/10 gf to be taken by a fat neckbeard virgin from Anon Babble

Not op but thank God I'm bi
It's gonna make losing my virginity actually possible once I gain enough confidence to put myself out there

i'd knock her up for sure

Same on all those things. Shame my current gf would never go for it, would have to find someone new.

That would be some of the hottest shit on the internet, especially if you had her seduce some virgin stranger outside during the day.

Wow, looks like you produce in proportion to your size.... As hot as it'd be to see you explode all over her tits, belly, and pussy - she prefers to be filled up - and bonus of being a virgin is being clean so going raw for your first time would be an option. I'm sure all that cum would gush out of her tight pussy as you're unloading in her

One scenario I've fantasized about is going to some cosplay, comic con, card game tourney, gaming, or even late night table tops at a local comic shop, and trying to seduce an obvious nervous virgin to fuck her.

We've been to a competitive gaming tournament and she was dressed a little sexier since it was summer/warm out (spaghetti crop top and jean skirt). I couldn't help but try to find opportunities to watch younger guys and neckbeards check her out (e.g., waiting from afar when she's in the restroom).

We've also dropped by comic shops and I've fantasized about inviting the nerdy guys to take turns fucking her in the storage room. Though the stench in there would be an obvious turnoff for her, but I enjoy how it's hot and degrading to subject her to that.

Or having her sexy cosplay and perhaps she'd be a little more daring/adventurous with the slight anonymity.

You have to lose your Mussy (fat man pussy) to make your dong look bigger. No girl likes to hold off a mf’s stomach from falling on her forehead. Best way to lose it is drinking water with a small squeeze of lemon juice on an empty stomach (you will shit a lot) and fasting.

Tickle his nuts with your whiskers

all i know is i'd love to have her sexy little frame riding me like this til i came inside her

Would love to watch her thin, tight body bouncing on your mass like that and milking a fat virgin's cum

Next time we fuck I might actually confess my fantasies and see her thoughts... I've broached older grandpa types and she didn't take interest, younger guys (wouldn't go younger than 21... though the age of consent in our area is 16).

Down to share more of her if you have tele or sess

hop on grindr and let some nasty old dude clap your meaty cheeks.

Cut off a leg and get rammed by a nigger

Thank god we dont know each other, i couldnt imagine being able to live outside your crotch

have you actually revealed this fantasy to her?
is she into being sexually degraded?
i wonder if this exists as a porn genre...

Anything exists

I have not revealed...yet - see my prior posts