You're hiking with your girl

you're hiking with your girl

get to this waterfall

this thug starts RIZZING up your bitch

your response???

I don't hike.

hey oh nigga from the 5th element, fuck off from my imaginary girlfriend or ill kick your ass in space

Actual Answer

We both laugh and continue hiking

Retard Answer

fuck off nigger stop hitting on my pure white aryan queen please and fucking go back to fucking africa i fucking hate you 13/50, peace out nigger

yeah you know better, if you confronted him he'd kick your fucking ass

sure, so what's your solution in this situation op?

Slap the living shit out of the braindead zoomer who says shit like "RIZZING up your bitch"

tl:dr: OP is always a faggot

So the pic is you and you came to Anon Babble to pretend to be tough after doing some lame as shit photo shoot like some faggot, tryna get a camera angle that doesn't betray how fucking weak you are.

The real question is are you doing this because you recently got the shit beaten out of you or are you just generally insecure about how fucking pathetic you are?

Perfect opportunity to see if she's a keeper. I welcome such interactions.

What's the ultimate keeper response from her?

him getting ready to fuck your bitch in the woods

I'm a literal cuck but this fag is so damn hideous I can't jerk to that thought

yeah you know better, if you confronted him he'd let you fuck him in the ass

ftfy

He's pretty. I would not be intimidated, but rather, I'd like to fuck him in the ass.

Start rizzing his bp (boi pucci)

My PAWG gf in college always would flirt back when it was black guys

t. whiteboi projecting his homosexuality

Wouldn't need to do anything. She'd laugh and then roundhouse kick him in the face, and I'd get so turned on by her display of violence that I'd fuck her under the waterfall.

Oh, shit. I probably better pull Tyrone out of the water before he drowns.

don't hike

don't have a gf

OP WTF are you on about?

lol

are also:

Is that a tramp stamp?

he'd fuck you up
no, it's a tattoo

recording your gay morning routine

He's more likely to try to rizz the guy than the girl.

Oh he ZESTY

you think being clean and having a healthy morning routine makes someone gay?
go take a shower

Is that a tramp stamp?

yep

no, it's a tattoo

a cute little tattoo with sweet words written right here is a tramp stamp

my gaydar confirms boy would "rizz" up my gf only to get to my dick

The question is, would you give him what he wants?

sweet words

it probably says "exit only" so remind the girls he's fucking that he doesn't want a finger up the ass while they slob on his knob

if my gf doesn't mind
and if we took condoms

she will take pictures

your gaydar is broken

it probably says "exit only"

nope, it's his name

You'd fuck him in front of her?

why would someone tattoo their own name above their ass

Literally never said that, retard.

you implied it.

hahahahaha what a faggot
look at how gay this nigger looks

just facefuck, we just met him

it's useful for new random partners

and you think your girlfriend is going to take you back after you get face fucked by a dude under a waterfall?

it actually says "baby boy"