Trump deserves to become the next Pope

Imagine how powerful he would become if he was the head of the Catholic church in addition to being the President of the United States. He would be able to tell Catholics all over the world what to do, and he could excommunicate their asses if they don't do what he says. Most of the beaners invading the southern border are Catholics, so being the Pope would give Trump a lot of leverage to tell them to go back where they came from.

plus popes do seem to die often

has a pope ever been assassinated?

Catholics like raping children. Trump likes raping children. Makes sense to me.

plus popes do seem to die often

They seem to live longer than the median life expectancy. The most recent one was nearly 90 when he died, and the one before than was nearly 100. John Paul II before that was also quite old iirc.

has a pope ever been assassinated?

John Paul II almost was. No Pope has been taken out in modern times to my knowledge, but the church has a long history so its probably happened at some point.

Trump likes raping children.

Why would he when he has Melania and she is hot af?

Doubt she lets him anywhere near her

to be honest, i would be fine with this.

At least America would immediately be done with him, and italy would eat him alive. This would be a major step down in power for him, which is a good thing

you have to be a baptized Catholic to become pope
Trump is not a baptized Catholic, so he is ineligible

they don't even sleep together. they hardly ever are together at all, rofl

Doubt she lets him anywhere near her

they don't even sleep together.

The fact Barron exists debunks that.

the fact that Barron exists means they had sex once 19 years ago

Because he can.
It's not (just) about sexuality with the rich and famous.
It's that they're powerful enough to do it and get away with it.

not really.
He could easily have been an IVF baby. Just like most of Elon's kids.

Conservatives can't breed

Why are chuds so obsessed with aislop?

The scary thing is that they are making their own AI trained on MAGA slop blogs, because real AI models keep telling them how wrong they are.

Normal people know its fake, but sadly the vast majority of conservatives will eat it up.

Because they're fair skinned pajeets.

Yes, in the Early Middle Ages mostly. It's funny seeing people claim Francis is one of the worst pope, when at the time popes would throw orgies at the papal states. The 9-10th century were called the Dark Age of the Papacy for that reason. Pope John XII for example was notable for his adultery, fucking with married women, but he was also accused of murder, incest, simony, gambling, and turning the Lateran Palace into a brothel.

Conservatives can't breed

Trump isn’t even catholic.
I don’t know a lot about the papacy, but I’m pretty sure they prefer catholics.
Also he doesn’t seem to know the bible at all. When journalists have asked his favourite passage, he’s only said “all of them”.

In theory, any Catholic man can become Pope.

Trump is not Catholic. (he is Presbyterian)

trump is not even a catholic, i thought his most radical fanbase were rabid evangelicals

How dare he love the entire Bible.. Gasp. How..Unthoughtful! My gosh! Impeachments!!!!!11111111

Yeah he's a huge Bible fan. Maybe one of these days he'll learn that the Pope isn't protestant.

There have been Protestant Popes.. So. O.O? There also have been murderers, necromancy in which a former popes body was exumed and placed on trial.. As another anon said a brothel, selling of the Papal throne multiple other things.

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There have been Protestant Popes

Are you legally retarded?

also [centuries old protestant propaganda]

Guess I got my answer.

John VIII (872–882), poisoned and then clubbed to death
Stephen VI (896–897), strangled
Leo V (903), allegedly strangled
John X (914–928), allegedly smothered with a pillow[
John XII (955–964), allegedly murdered by the jealous husband of the woman with whom he was in bed
Benedict VI (973–974), strangled
John XIV (983–984), died either by starvation, ill-treatment, or direct murder
Clement II (1046–1047), allegedly poisoned
Celestine V (1294–1296), allegedly murdered while in post-abdication captivity. Allegations blame his successor, Pope Boniface VIII.

necromancy in which a former popes body was exumed and placed on trial.

Tell me you dont know what necromancy is, without saying "I dont know what necromancy is"

Symmachus-sp neeever existed whether pagan or Protestant both clearly not Catholic.

If I asked you to name your favourite band, and you said “all of them”, I’d probably assume you don’t actually like music.

I do want to see the catholic church destroyed almost as much as I want to see the US destroyed.
So Trump as pope sounds just swell. I might see true peace and prosperity for all in my lifetime. Putin and Trump are doing their part. All we need now is for Winnie the Pooh to either start making bigger mistakes, or dying and letting some idiot take over after him.

i'm on the lam for being illegally retarded

Kinda wonder how naming works.. For every Leo I who -should be considered a Great, imo like Gregory. You also get Leo X who was the reason Lutheranism exists now is it a preselected list?

Oh bullshit. Everybody already KNOWS who the next Pope should be.

Do you even know how this works?
First of all, The Vatican is a separate government, andVatican City is a separate NATION.
The Pope is not just a religious leader. He is a head of state.
They even have their own seat in The U.N.
Also, before one can be elected Pope, one must be a Cardinal.
Before one can be a Cardinal, one must be A PRIEST!
In order to be a Priest, one must be CATHOLIC.
As a priest, one must take a vow of poverty, take a vow of celibacy, and NEVER MARRY!
DONALD TRUMP WILL NEVER BE POPE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
HE SIMPLY DOESN'T QUALIFY!

In theory, any baptized Catholic man can become Pope.

ftfy
you have to be a validly baptized Catholic man to be Pope, and baptism of adults is taken more seriously in Catholicism than in many Protestant churches, where you can respond to an altar call and get dunked the same day
i knew a guy who used to baptize people in swimming pools at pool parties, assuming they accepted ol' JC, of course
to be Pope, you also have to accept ordination as a bishop, if you're not already one
in practice, nobody who wasn't already a Cardinal has become Pope in the past 500 years
the last Catholic layman to become Pope was a millennium ago

before one can be elected Pope, one must be a Cardinal.

wrong

As a priest, one must take a vow of poverty, take a vow of celibacy, and NEVER MARRY!

it's possible to become a priest if you're already married, but you would have to be celibate from then on
if you were married, then became a priest, then your wife died, you would not be allowed to remarry, of course

selected by the elected pope. most pick traditional names - its all been going on like this for 1,500-ish years. one or two pick names from previous popes with meaning. John-Paul II wrote that his choice of name was to honour J.P.1, who snuffed it after about a month in office.

I'm a medieval historian by profession, so the subject of the medieval and renaissance popes crops up regularly enough to know this stuff even though I'm in no way catholic. The whole naming thing came about because one of the early 5th C popes was born Mercurius (Mercury), and decided it was improper to have the pope have the name of a non-catholic god. That pretty much became cemented as tradition by the early medieval period.