Waifu sourdough

Waifu sourdough

It's alive edition
Rules:

Claim and post waifu

Assess whether waifu is or isn't made of flour

Bake her anyway(with hugs)

Don't steal other people's loaves

Lewding your loaf is strictly prohibited

Baking here means selling your soul to the devil

Most important: It's pronounced "Brusketta"

Now that's what I call baking.

kneesocks ciabatta baked

Breadies
Munch nom chew

Foxfu.

Cold mornings.

fucking crackheads stole my shed
jfc can't have shit in this town

But what if they're more happy to get it than you are sad to lose it?

Set the shed on fire.

This was nothing but pettiness.

I'd rather set the motherfucker that did it on fire in front of a gas pump. Pray I don't see him at work tonight or it will be on the news

Stole your shed?
As in they took it, or they're occupying it?

Then it'd be Shedcomix.

We had material for 2 sheds still in the box stored in the back yard waiting for when we can start building on the land I bought.
Fuckers almost made off with the whole thing, there's just a few sheets of metal left.

Okay, that makes more sense, but goddamn.
Did ya report it, or is there little point?

Yeah, my aunt already spoke to the cops, and we have the receipts for the orders. No clue if we'll actually get it back, though.

We're pretty sure we know who did it, had someone staying with us since his wife kicked him out, He got mad when my aunt confronted him about an odd 30$ charge on her card, and he broke a bunch of shit when he left.
I guess that's just what you get for trying to help people

Rip. You know who done did it?

Yeah.

Ah, that explained why you called it pettniess.
Well, I hope it was him then, since that would probably be the easiest to find out about and get your shit back.
Fucking shitty though.

scrap metal for meth

for real tho as long
as it fucks and moans, my dick
does not care one bit

youtu.be/h9K46rHwkBk?si=P3HSf4rfUKVWaAM9

Meme!

Seija, today I learned that even other gacha gamers are terrified of my methods

Claim and posty of kyaru by me
youtube.com/watch?v=pgXpM4l_MwI

The kittycatcunnycuntpussy

AAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAA

How expected.
God youre loud.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The kittycatcunnycuntpussy

What did he mean with this

HATE.
HATE.
HATE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and what has got you coping and seething today?

ああああああああああああああ

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I really fucking need to make a sequel of this image, its starting to be not enough to represent just fucking deranged I am a any given moment.

I never cope. I always fucking SEETHE.
I finally got a flash of inspiration that would allow me to finish a drawing in less than 2 fucking weeks but just when that happens I get the worst toothache Ive had in fucking YEARS and now I cant concentrate.
FUCK GODDAMIT I HATE EVERYTHING
ITS NOT THE FUCKING SAME GET OUT.
For a second I laughed at the low quality, I then however remembered why I am so fucking pissed and I went back to being pissed.

Pull them all out out of spite.

Do you fucking KNOW how expensive teeth are? It would require a fucking whole year of salary to replace them all if I did that.
Granted that would be a good move, my mouth is a fucking MESS.

Why do you think I have a mouth full of rotting ones?
Anyway I never said anything about replacing them, just pulling them out.

loser hakase/ex janny/ex ex loser site owner from looseiana / robbing victim lol

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

nice to see ecker "yes it matches" the beard faggot said xhe lusted over a tranny who spams

BINGO.
What will your plan be after that though, drinking soup your whole life?
Great, now you too.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kisses spammer ecker ass

Took you long enough to get a full row.
A5 wagyu.

hakase/ecker

Im pretty sure I got one and I didnt notice.

A5 wagyu

What the hell is this.

jfc I need something new
why can't I just be a vtuber and get paid to play games all day while talking about fat tits

kisses ekker spammer ass

this is ekker the beardo faggot

Its beef, thats like 99.999% just fat.

Flutter bunny
You heard me right, I think you already know what it means

I'll be in contact through the usual channels
RUST

That sounds cringe.

None of us will ever be able to afford it anyway.
I sure do love solving conflicting dependency issues that require solving before I can update my OS.

REALLY? THATS SOMETHING EXPENSIVE? SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS *WORSE* THAN JUST AVERAGE BEEF?
What did you do now.

caps lock 4 cool

It's because of the way the cows are raised, imagine cows where they have full meal plans instead of being fed slop and you can imagine more or less the why of the price. American meat industry doesn't have the best safety guidelines, that's why some countries refuse to even import american meat.

...its the most expensive beef in the world.
I didnt do shit, the world is just moving forward and my shit is out of date meaning old shit will break if new shit is installed and my PC will not update to the new shit because it doesnt want to commit suicide so I needed to do some cleaning up.

oh right relm is an avatarfag like everyone else so caps licl for cringe

crossdresserer mordred/sono

what a fucki g loser lliterally 30 still living with his parents with no girl still suicidal for 10 years

Here, we decided to treat our animals with actual decency, oops! Now the meat is 200% more expensive!

Bet it doesnt hold to basic ass stewed chicken meat.

my shit is out of date meaning old shit will break if new shit is installed and my PC

How and why?

remember when sop/mordred tried killing himself in 2016?

I saved chen/cuppa/whatever suicide video
pathetic

Its not just treating decency, they get unironic massages and shit. They are treated like royalty.
I dunno about that but a kebab will beat it thats for sure.

how

I dont update my shit unless I have to

why

because thats how dependencies work.

Who would have thought that treating animals well and not stressing them the fuck out would make the meat tastier? Real science shit going on.
Why does all of EU dickrides kebabs so much, are they really that good.
You paranoid big guy?

wannabe dead nigger
fake waifufag
coomer
retard

remember relm pressed these threads were real about waifu subjects despite being filled with spammers and coomers and never had a waifu thread?

14years not a single waifu centric thread.. Avatar thread give up waifu is dead

You sure are thinking about this very simply, just treating an animal well doesnt make their flesh pure fat.
tl:dr its a combination of expensive high quality diet, ridiculously luxurious living conditions, stupid genetics that they preserve through strict breeding regulations, a shit ton of monitoring of their health and making adjustments to their life accordingly and shit like that.
The amount of work that goes into raising one of these cows is stupid.
Yes, there is nothing better than a kebab, it is the only thing that makes life worth living.
No im lazy and have shit internet.

dead ass fanbase
if you saw last con
dead general too lol

I'm never coming back

disrespecting failure and failures

did you have to reformat a webp file?

Yeah but it does make the flesh taste better.
Damn, all of that fancy bullshit just do die and be eaten, really says a whole fucking lot about society.

Yes, there is nothing better than a kebab, it is the only thing that makes life worth living.

I aint putting my mouth in one of those things, Im sure it will give me food poisoning.
You live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere?

Oh, I'm sorry, you probably had to re-format that to fit 2MB. But, uh, yeah, uh, you can't post Webpor w/ sound file with Webmp or MP4.

cuck han refugee denying he was a refugee

I member mexican

relm isn't even mexican hes eagle pass tourist zacateca mexican

Brother you are not getting food poisoning from a fucking kebab, well maybe there you would.
Always remember, the hairier the arms of the turk, the tastier the bab.
No this apartment just doesnt have fiber.

really knowing and i mean knowing where relms from(northern me ico) he's basically whote asshole complaining about his privileged life

he said hes from columbia lol

for someone who was never coming back, he sure is lurking nonstop and posting a ton

That was 2 days ago... No claim of his ever lasted more than 5 minutes. lmao.

a ban? I cannot get banned. I'm laughing at you fake stuggle spics

because im not a waifufag i'm literally a troll

true

Lonely schizo*
You should really spell check lmao.

lonely jeet

don't speak for yourself

I can and WILL (not).

Always remember, the hairier the arms of the turk, the tastier the bab.

That sounds real fucking gay mate I aint going to lie.

No this apartment just doesnt have fiber.

I dont have fiber either and my internet is fiiiiiiiine.

didn't the jeets/aryan get demoted to untermensch

If you are scared of getting food poisoning from a kebab you should be afraid of getting food poisoning from anything.
Gay or not its true, thats how you know youre getting a good bloody bab.
Sure it is.

I am.
I dont want to think about that thanks.
You think Im pulling your leg?

i specifically remember gyspy/roma/whatever were literally part of the 6million of the holocaust and an actual majority

Not necessarily, I just dont think you understand the drawbacks of not being on cable that are unrelated to speed.

actual lepers got more approval for sex which is probably why gypsy all look inbred although high pervcenters like indian high percenters are inbred fucks

name your tribe ill tell you its history

gypsy niggers actually have tails because they are inbred

yes foxxy is a inbred an probably why he got FIRED from 4 leaf before it disbanded no you didn't write shit.

I just know that being on cable gives you less latency, thats it.

please argue me

thats not exactly true however it is usually the case.
Packet loss is the main issue put simply and shortly.
Which is why wifi is always banned from online tournaments and you will be disqualified if it is found or suspected youre on it.
People cheered when SF6 got wifi indicators.

fake chan history fggt
hes old but he's a grifter he wasn't part of shit

That sounds very harsh.

Just wind the lolcow up and watch him speeeeeeeeeeeeen for hours. Silly little creature.

Fake lol lmao can't lie to me.
when'd you get fired?