/waifu/ thread!

/waifu/ thread!
Ripping up Rules:

Claim your Waifu

No claiming Waifus that have already been claimed

Only one claim per user

No stealing (unless trips or more)

No oversexualised content

No RP/ERP of any kind

Discussion is welcomed

Insults must be original

If you're posting images you're not lurking

3D is almost always trash

Joining means a reserved place in hell

The /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternity

Most importantly, have fun!

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Ripping up previous

What does that mean?

Foxfu.
This thread smells like old.

~(Vivian)~
That sounds nice. Did it just come out? I don't play any vidya anymore, so I don't keep up to date.

~(Akari)~
Shit, sorry, I missed your reply.
Quiet days are good, and chores at a steady, relaxing pace can be nice in their own way. At least you feel accomplished afterward.

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Yiff in hell.

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Since it's the end of the previous thread, and since it gives me a clever tie-in to the image I use to bake, where Suzuka is ripping up her bet ticket from the space race. That's all.

And so you came.

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chores at a steady, relaxing pace can be nice in their own way.

At least you feel accomplished afterward.

I wish I felt either of those ways.
When I have had dinner at mom's, I tend to help out with the dishes of my own volition, and I don't mind it one bit. I actually almost enjoy that time.
At home... Not at all. It's rather bad at the moment. Piles of dishes and overflowing bins.
And the only times I feel inspired to do something are deep in the night, when I should not.

Suzuka is ripping up her bet ticket from the space race.

Ah, I had never noticed she was doing that.

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The smell of rotting boomers can't keep me away, but also doesn't keep me from pointing it out.

You should get up, right now, and take out one bag of trash or was one dish. Akari would want you to do that for yourself.

You have some odd kinks, you know?

Yiff in Hell

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Nah, you just have an odd interpretation of current events as a coping mechanism.

Oh, once I start I won't stop.
But I'll finish up my game and go do that.
Please no bringing her into it though. Right or not.

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Rude trips.

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Oh, I apologize. I didn't mean to offend or trespass. I often try to suggest courses of action for anons that their waifus would approve of or encourage, as I myself enjoy taking motivation from my waifu, but I won't bring Akari into such subjects again.

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Yiff in Hell.

Oh, no need to apologize. I don't mind it *that* much, you're good.
I understand, and it's very you, and I've seen you do it before for you and others.
But guilt is something I feel too much too often, and I will start feeling more of that if I have thoughts like doing it for Akari.

..are they?

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Came out recently. I have my issues with it but it is fun.

No idea but my filter told me I was involved in a feet conversation last thread

Yes, barely, but your name came up when thinking about who had already pointed out Akari's feet.

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The only pervs who love feet are the frog and altair but ur waifu is a normie grill, altair has no interest in those.

cute pantyhose!
Cato doing alright?

Cato doing alright?

No lol, ton of work
Heyna sopp, i made a mistake and exchanged for the wrong thingy so have 30 normal tickets

Aww.. work is always aids. Sadly we gotta cause bills exist.
At least convention is soon so I get a few days off

At least convention is soon so I get a few days off

Sounds like fun, Won't have any substantial time off until winter maybe a couple days here and there

Sure will be. Especially now that I'm going with 1 friend instead of 3 frens. Meaning no more awful airbnb, we got ourselves a nice hotel room together.
I don't really get days off either.. I have to take em and when I do I don't get paid. It's rather aids.

More fun with just 1 friend than 3?
I mean i can get PTO or even unpaid, just have request it and the schedule to be clear

Back again.

How fun. Welcome back.

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Ofc! That's just 1 person who'll randomly yell that he's hungry or needs to find a bathroom or wants to visit a certain stall again. And way less debating on what we eat or do on the evenings. It's soo much simpler.
Guess you'll have to find a way to clear that schedule.

I can imagine similar emotions being...a good feeling of some kind.
But not fury, not that I am familiar, nor do I imagine any of them to be fun.
What got ya furious, if I may ask?

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That's just 1 person who'll randomly yell that he's hungry or needs to find a bathroom or wants to visit a certain stall again.

That'd be me just to annoy you

No shit.. you are like a cursed baby that never stops crying or demanding.
That's a lovely elden ring artwork. Kinda fits u.. the arsehole cat who's always sitting on the shoulder and biting and clawing because reasons

Motivator I can easily see, sure.
Sucks. Don't think I had seen you complain about people before, so you've got that going too, huh? Dang.

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I've complained about it before but I tend to keep it to myself for the most part.

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Geez... pain peko, atleast it wasn't 80, hopefully you pull good dolls, QJ is a beast so fingers crossed you get her.
I didn't pull Sleepo.

I guess you have a couple lovable traits..

Oh, I might just not have seen it. Or forgot... but I don't feel like I did.

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by now you should know~ 30 minutes is more than enough time for me to fall for you~
a responsible Seijafag, who seethes about their waifu instead of being friendly to her

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the way she floats and thinks about such a big question, aware but ignorant of how vain her own existence is, is so cute.
It's so self-absorbed. Only Earth chan is lively in the cold universe, through great effort. But she asks it like she expects the universe to be full. It's not naivety, but it's something pure. And I love my waifu to hell and back for the way she is. I wouldn't trade Earth for anyone else. I want to watch her face as she yaps to herself in her inner monologue. I want to hear what she wants to talk about and I want to see the blank nothingness of space with the same wonder that she does.
I want to look at every little thing out there with Earth by my side. I can't imagine anyone else in the whole universe, except her, I just want to hear her thoughts. If we ever parted, I wouldn't be able to experience anything without wondering what Earth might have said to it. SHe's amazing. She always surprises me.
And to think, it's all normal to Earth.

I seethe at her and she seethes back.
The question is who lives.

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Bye. I don't love Earth any less just because I'm gonna sleep. In fact, I like Earth a little bit more since I made my first post ITT.
you, rent free, in her head
and she's angry at it, when she can't stop thinking about that human

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What a lovely thing to think about.
Good night.

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