Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 412

Elf

Sneed, Sneed, Sneed!

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Papa franku

Andrea Spendolini-Sirieix

Thanks Ingrid, I hadn't stopped by here lately to redeem my card

The things that most amuse me tend to fail completely with people in general but Jesus Christ that's a funny character image. Best of luck to you.

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The Eternal Warrior God Deus

Originals have priority but I'll open the roster to admit sames at XX:36.

Ingrid can I get a (You)?

Youko Shiragami in her bra and underwear

Yes. I'll even throw in a sunshot.

Vesna

Professor Andrea

Jane Shepard

Hanayo Koizumi in her bra and underwear with smelly feet

Izayoi Sakuya

Himiko Toga in her bra holding her underwear

Nezuko & Tanjiro

Emmy

Three (3) more and we're off!

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Daki1918
If they're in, I'm in

Maiko Kiyomizu and Anita Masamune in their bras and underwears

Thanks, Emmy. Make that two (2) more.

fren!

We're definitely there, hold up!

Misc bird noises

-bird

Why are so many people in their bras and underwear

It's one spic /dft/er.

Sakuya?

A different spic.

Foot odor on this thread is very strong

Latinos make huge part of /hg/ on Anon Babble

*latinix

White hispanic Trump supporters

you're all niggers to me

Can't be helped, they seem to regard my policy of allowing everyone multiple sames for speed as SERIOUS BUSINESS. Everybody ready?

Death comes.

Deport every single one of them then cut off all internet south of the border.

B-B-B-BASED

Bleh! Bleh! Mi vant to eat your chipotle!

She's not a professor for nothing.

Alpha and Elf make a fine dramatic entrance, emerging from the snow and mist on their hardy Kislevite steeds.

Sakuya blew off a much better game to join this one. That was her first mistake.

Frank, on the other hand, was such a nuisance there that the admins booted him.

I really am sorry about this, Emmy. For their respective parts Maiko and Anita don't even have the decency to make off with your armor and weapons.

Frieren's had this kind of crap in her ears for centuries and isn't greatly bothered.

SANJO!

District 4 is extremely fertile
Let's go

That seems a rather comedic way of being killed Miss Ingrid

I’m talking about /dft/fags btw. They just all happen to be brown.

Maybe I need another few years?

fren!

I hardly think of it as by coincidence that you're now training with Vesna and not the Count.

Please don't tell me you're actually a woman, Elf.

And just like that Andrea's hopes of a final showdown with Junko were bloodily dashed.

Sakuya's a host addition and does nothing but stand around idling but to hit Bird at all ANONANUS must have terrifically minute control over the lightning.

AKGAB, Frank. Don't give 'em a second thought.

I think we know the real reason, Count.

Guilt her out by doing it with an elaborate show of kindness and concern, Sneed.

It falls apart in your hands, Catra, but by then Nezuko's escaped.

The professor gets in first and hires the Glorious Company, leaving Deus stuck with the Shite Squad.

Andrea looks like a real angel when she smiles
It's over (?)

I seem to be a bad drunk

For whatever it's worth you're no better during periods of sobriety.

Think very carefully, Junko.

Against this calibre of opponent Frieren doesn't even bother with magic until afterwards, when she draws on the contents of a grimoire in order to clean her staff of blood and brain matter.

Toga sets one afire, watches the others catch and sits back to enjoy herself.

Nezuko does, at least. Tanjiro finds lying and sitting difficult.

Kayo-chin waves cheerfully as Catra thrashes about yelling abuse at her from within the cube.

For Vesna and the Count it's much more about the relaxation than it is about catching anything.

Well done, Alpha! It stooped to seize you in its claws but you struck its head clean off.

I don't necessarily fault you, Franku. Elves think they're so fucking big.

Plus if you can burn down a village Jane has at least a fair-to-good chance of doing the same to a forest...

*Something* had to go right for you, Reaper.

some people would kill to spend a night with me!

Janes takes another step on the path to vengeance.

Good job there, Daki. Not too tuckered out, I trust?

Reaper makes a favourable impression and receives a complimentary false beard without even having to haggle.

Next time, Elf, buy from someone who isn't Nezuko.

Vesna's day's made that much more difficult by her being literally the only person in the surrounding area unable to communicate in Chinese. When the Count turns up she's relieved.

Hope you brought a cart or at least some good strong slaves, ANONANUS. That's an achievement to be proud of.

By the time Frieren leaves that Dryad's much lighter on scrolls.

This event always makes me squirm, Junko. Host power says you landed badly and broke your neck long before the spiders could close with you.

Torbjorn...

I'm the orian with moreian

Best head on home, Toga. No matter where you look or who you approach for advice everyone in the Black Forest has a brotha's back.

Frank just came out of a portal holding a40 and a blunt but the werewolf still rashly believed it could test him.

Thanks to Jane's alertness that's two tries for two failures on the Sphinx's part and the bottleneck of gathered adventurers won't be slow to exploit its collapse into embarrassed tears.

Sharp shooting there, Frieren.

I'll need you to explain the particulars of change to me, Reaper.

"Moreian" all right. After a night spent running from wolves you probably drained the well with a single gulp.

You already have Cartography, Elf. This could be the beginning of a lucrative career.

So this is happiness. Sunshine and rainbows, yeehaw!

Hell yeah!

Later in the day the Sphinx is found lying shattered to pieces at the bottom of a cliff.

Good job, Reaper. In the same position Nezuko had to fight to prevent her brother from eating the thing.

Two against one, Alpha, and I think you've seen enough of them both to know how dirtily they fight.

ANONANUS needs to husband his strength...

What's really remarkable about this pursuit is how despite the attempts they all make to shove each other back into its path the Black Beast is still unable to capture a single tribute.

For her efforts Frieren is rewarded with a grimoire enhancing her skills at privy maintenance. Both she and the village council are convinced they've gotten the better end of the deal.

Frank's determined to get a sound night's sleep in a place he's unlikely to be bothered.

Yes, Jane, Andrea's still dead and shows no immediate signs of returning to avenge herself on you.

Was hael! It's all mirth and merriment down at the Trough and Spigot, followed by deafening gales of applause as Elf empties a full keg of ale down his throat to be crowned Heroic Drinker of the Year.

(Meanwhile a poster of previous champion Emmy flaps forlornly on a wall in the background.)

I don't want to know, ANONANUS.

This is canon. Both the event and the commentary.

It's certainly not lost on me that she'd still be delighted with the thing even if it turned out to be a useless fake.
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Not that it'll be of any help here.

Tanjiro sits on his angrily flailing sister and Alpha firmly clamps a hand over her abusive mouth.

If you're tough enough to survive digestion in a rakshasa's stomach, Toga, you're tough enough to conquer the swamp and rule it like a despot.

I'm curious and interested to know how you handled that bolt without it burning off your hands, Daki. Still, the loading process must have been so complicated it'd be a gross injustice if you *weren't* able to pin the rakshasa's head to the wall.

+3 or better weapons only, Reaper. I hate them too.

Oh. OH, OH, OH. We'll have to wait till next round to see if you haven't in fact killed Frank, Count.

Let's bring this on home now, peace and WNS!

ANONANUS, beloved of the Church

Nezuko & Tanjiro, beloved by no-one

Count Chipotula, mostly harmless

mi gonna win bleh bleh!

You're right too, Count. Don't you love it when backing yourself comes off?

bleh bleh! mi lob chipotle and winning!

Thank you very much.

Congratulations on your first victory in the Eternal Goddess Games, Count Chipoltula! As a matter of personal interest would this also be your *only* game to date? because I honestly don't recall ever seeing you in one before.

TFH Ingrid.

Gratz and thanks for hosting!

Mi lob eating chipotle bleh bleh!

Thank you for hosting Ingrid, I was inspired by this song to try and write my own lyrics

youtube.com/watch?v=xpGV1jOqk4I

Once I was an orian
now I play Hunger Games
Oh those unspeakable brats the Kamados
now I play Hunger Games
I'm telling you I was an Orian
now I play Hunger Games
and now I'm merged a Russian mute-o
1 2 3 4

Villainy, it worked out great for me
Eating the deadbeat patrons
or keeping the district Hashira-free
Or playing my shamisen to bring in lots of yen
telling my jokes to nobles, telling them come back with wealthy friends

Once I was an Orian
now I play Hunger Games
The Entertainment District that was my home
now I play Hunger Games
I'm telling you I was an Orian
now I play Hunger Games
And now I have to go find all of my bones

Once she was an Orian

I can't wait to go and decapitate, my ladies say
Orian how are you so valued while all we do is sit here and wait
Its Laissez-faire I don't even give a care
Lets send my patrons to the ugly girls
while I stay here and work on my hair

Once I was an Orian
Now I play Hunger Games
Hey Mugen! Hey Spiders! Got problems just call me
Now I play Hunger Games
Once I was an Orian
Now I play Hunger Games
Now I serve Muzan Kibutsuji

Here you go, Count. This was never going to be difficult.
You are most welcome.
Good...God.

bleh bleh! mi lob chipotle!

Now I serve Muzan Kibutsuji

*Served*, past tense. Because you're dead. Your brother too. Dead as Good Friday. Stonecold bleeding snotnose dead.

Congrats!

Thanks for the game!

I ditched my brother and I merged with Mother Russia

Thanks for playing, Andrea.

If *my* brother were less sappy and superstitious about the ashes of enemy dead you'd have merged with the local sewage network's outbound flow.
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Brothers really are liabilities, huh?

When is the next one?

Does anybody want another game?

Thats at least one thing we can agree on!

Yeah I guess, the trash one is currently non functional

Suggest a code.

I don’t really know any, I’m a newfag

Rome code

I know the crimson library one I think?

This isn't me. I'm absolutely *knackered* and couldn't even host a Knife game now.

FNL

THANKSGIVING IS TOMORROW!

Bump

gonna bump my dick in your ass