I'm the fat guy at work who is always joking around but never gets invited to any meals or holiday get-togethers.
I'm the fat guy at work who is always joking around but never gets invited to any meals or holiday get-togethers
How fat?
I am pouring my heart out on here and you only care about how fucking fat I am
You need regular friends not work friends. Lose weight
because it means there's something wrong with you. My eyes have shifted past couple years whenever I see a great big fat person waddling around It's not their body their choice it's mentally something wrong like an alcoholic stumbling around, gays pretending they aren't just weird perverts, women whove had abortions and party into their 30s with no care for the future, ebonics etc. I'm all of these things by the way. Heroin junkies can be nice people but nobody wants to be reminded of them so unless you have a medical condition which makes you fat and you show undeniable proof to people so they know it's not an excuse then you have to lose weight and gain muscle with no shortcuts. Take yourself seriously because your life matters somewhat to the people around you and your loved ones probably tooo afraid to say they worry about you because they've enable you your whole life but youre a warning sign right now and thats gotta change for you to meet any form of potential in life.
how do I make friends
I dont know. I have friends that I grew up with and remain close. A woman I know has friends from yoga. Maybe get a hobby
I'm fat myself to the point of extreme morbid obesity. I was asking because there are different levels of being fat. Are you a chunky guy with an awkward personality, or a super fat dude that is not even given a chance socially because of your severe obesity.
Like I said I am extremely obese plus awkward around strangers.
have a nice day I hope everything works out for you dude.
Lose a bunch of weight.
Then you can be the skinny guy at work who is always joking around but never gets invited to any meals or holiday get-togethers.
I am a bit tall but still 490lbs, so yeah, pretty hefty man
you are a kind person.
me too, but fortunately I'm the boss so I'm required to go to about half of the events.
and you only care about how fucking fat I am
just stop drinking soda/alcohol and shoving fucking twinkies and oreos in your mouth 24 fucking 7, its not fucking hard.
exercise, water, salads and you'll shit out 5kg/week
i am almost 500lbs it's not as easy as it sounds to shed off weight
In the beginning its very easy. I worked with a fat and he stopped eating doughnuts for breakfast and dropped 50 pounds quickly. He made no other changes
its literally easier when you're that fat.
just fast for a month, you have so much in reserve at this point.
take multivitamins and drink only water.
i am drunk
well there's your issue right there.
alcohol or soda is 90% of the reason most people are fit.
switch to water my dude.
i mostly quit drinking a couple months ago and i'm down to 90kg from 110kg.
Imagine wanting to hang out with coworkers
it's not as easy as it sounds
I might have to stop eating 3 peoples worth of food every day!
I'm 588lbs, I have lost significant amounts of weight with both traditional and low carb diets in the past. Low carb keto was by far the easiest and quickest I have lost weight. The issue with any diet though is having the willpower not to revert back to your old eating habits and gain it all back, which I obviously do not have myself.
why are you judging my drinking habits you are acting like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth
You don't need a diet my guy you need to count your calories and stop at 3000 absolute max. It basically doesn't matter what your eating at this point the problem is how much.
OP's real job
I'm many different things. Sometimes kind. I need mental help for what may be schizophrenia which has been worsening and Iv become a burden on people who love me and it's getting worse because I can barely leave the house let alone keep a job without debilitating stress. but I won't see anyone and Idk what to do. I used to be so strong and its fading.
not OP but you should just get a damn job
I do but deciphering reality is fever dreaming psychosis. core memories built out of vague relations a repeating cycle i cant think/focus out of.
what in the fuck
Because you are gross.
and you are ugly.
why dont you just do that at your job
you are starting to piss me off
pretty hefty man
Forget hefty, you're a heffer mate.
I think you might just be retarded. Because there's no way anyone with a debilitating disorder is sitting on Anon Babble trying to sound profound about their problems like they're proud. You're just a nigger, and you don't wanna work.
Maybe they're afraid you'll eat all the food
kek
I'm the skinny guy at work who likes to suck off fat guys
i too am the fat guy at work but the temp we hired to be a receptionist once let me suck her feet so that was nice
invited to any meals
because you would eat all the food, fatty
490
pretty hefty
Holy shit, dude
Just lose weight instead of compensating for it, hello?
fuck off
mr. skinny man over here.