I GOT RIPPED OFF

look mom I'm cool I don't consoom redbull only every thing else

Just drink water you fat nigger

Say that to my face you little bitch

I will as soon as your mom calls you up for tendies after I’m done throwing it in her ass

Get that bull fertility. Redbull gives you wings, promotes athletes, creates uplifting stories, build events for anyone to join and test their machine spirit and gumption. Everything red Bull does outside of the can of pop is a huge liability, but they do it for the love of their customers. Beer companies used to do, but congress was so vague on their no cig to kids shit the beer companies got hit blindsided by it.

water is way too boring

Very few non coffee unaware energy drinks have particularly high caffeine levels. The "boost" comes from the other chemical added in.
You didn't get ripped off; you just bought something you didn't understand, you ignorant fuck. You ASSUMED it was full of caffeine. You fucked yourself but you got the product you paid for; it isn't Red Bull's fault that you're stupid.

That’s why you’re fat.

no1 noticed twice as much drink has twice as much caffeine and sugar as half as much of a different drink

it's not actually twice, but it's close enough to be approximated.

Get on my level, homosexuals

wanna have sex? you give me gigachad vibes.

A single box of Nodoz has more than all of them combined. Energy drinks...... What a load of crap.

Actually, the mountain dew Baja blast only has a few more mg of caffeine which being 16 oz compared to a 8.4 oz redbull. Dumb fuck.

u guys are unhinged :3

:3

you wanna show your bussy to the class little Timmy?

Don't talk to my girlfriend like that or I will fucking kill you.

you're welcome to try faggot.

You
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I am the Chad that Chad invisions when he imagines what a Chad should be. The apex Chad. Now, let's fuck

get a bang of this cringe faggot

I put salt and baking soda in mine.

This is Tim Hidecker. Not Chad.

That's Eric Wareheim, dumdum. I wasn't saying he was a Chad. I was just using a gif of him to express to the anon I was talking to the kind of power-fucking I'm gonna lay on him as soon as I get my hands on him

HOLY FUCK THESE TWO NIGGERS ARE SO CRINGE IM UNINSTALLING Anon Babble

I'm gonna install my dick in your mouth, sugar tits

Just a random shout-out to Ghost energy drinks.

I used to drink Monster, specifically the red color since I love cherry and fruit punch sodas. However, once I switched to diet drinks I had to give up energy drinks entirely because the sugar Monster and Rock Stars taste like shit.

I picked up a Ghost a couple days ago and it tasted great. Probably the best diet cherry soda I've ever had. I don't want to get into energy again, especially at how much they're selling these things for, but I'm tempted to buy some more.

/obvious paid advertisement

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Caffeine over 80mg doesn’t do much different except send your heart racing. Mountain Dew has no niacin or taurine. Both are bad for you.

Ghost is good.
C4 Hawaiian Pineapple
Celsius is OK.
Redbull or Monster. Anything else is crap.

If RedBull had an original flavor with 3x the caffeine they'd probably see an increase in sales
need a warning label for it too
because that also entices people to buy it strangely enough

I liked the taste of Monster. I don't understand why their sugar-free flavors are undrinkable.