Celeb Thread - /Our love was never number one/ edition.
Celeb Thread - /Our love was never number one/ edition
I should probably try to make it a good one then huh? :3
I'm not simping, you're simping.
Impossible to simp to Sabrina, unless you're implying she has a mediocre pussy.
I know you'd never. <3
See that's exactly what I always used to say.
Goddess pussy.
How come only used to?!
You should be telling her a lot more often. ^^
maisie dek handjob
I've not been very talkative
The way these threads are?
No one came blame you!
Hand sex to celebs
New boyfriend for christmas?
yes please
The threads are the only way the threads can be
bd is trans deep down
More hand over the sex, celebs
lmfao!!
throbbing for her rn
bd is ariana grande for real. Thats him
You're going to be so blown out by the time you're 40 lol
Oh you diggin in me.
You diggin in a Beady. :x
what!
like what if you went up to a celeb and just pointed that their hoohah and said "hand it over, celeb".
haha. aaaaaaaah gimme the sex or I'm gonna take it from you haha. nah but don't really do that
I'm a real digga
You're going to be on a list for a new kidney by 35
oooooh so that's why you're always wearin that helmet like me. :>
ps: you get one free pass to call me Choli now that I accidentally called you that other name lmfao
Give me the sex before I TAKE the sex.
cope north
ooh i see. I do like that idea, i like the idea of sex with emily a lot
Sex with Emily or sex TO Emily?
Now's the time to come clean.
Think of me like a police officer, this is your one chance to come clean cause if you're lyin to me I'm not gonna be able to help you.
That's a fair compensation
well I like the idea of sex with Emily,
while I have handsex to Emily
W-wait you're not gonna use your pass right now?
Oh god he's gonna dangle it over my head for years then hit me w/it when I'm at my lowest. ;;
W-wait you're not gonna use your pass right now?
You did not see that coming, did you?
10PM.
Lewd shoppe just closed. :
sir its 9:58, i'm in the door!
You're full of surprises.
Like a pinata. ^ . ^
SIR THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY
SIR I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE PROPERTY
SIR SIR
alright fine i'm leaving
It really is late tho, sry.
I won't post Emily anymore tho so you don't feel left out. :>
Not celebs
Like a box of chocolates.
Not celebs
I AM GONNA YUM
alice baby i need some pres to cum to
HE'S YUMMING
Not a ceIeb
cocks cumming
Not a celeb
:p <3
Dang I've been drinking too much soda ugh, I feel like crap.
I'm like sleepy but I don't wanna sleep and it's too early to sleep but I can't focus on anything, ughhh.
Can you do be a favor?
Can you at least pretend like you're gonna go to sleep now so that I can leave and not feel bad? :'<
Sad to learn she's a whore.
big dicks twitching and throbbing and pulsating while unloading cum
But you don't have to feel bad in the first place.
I'm gonna go to bed now, good night :)
gay retard, not a celeb
BRO YOU GOTTA COME ON EARLIER
Not a celeb
^ . ^"> It's just I already left once earlier, now I'm leaving again it's like whaaa what's this dude's problem, y'know?
Nite nite ALICE, I see you next time!! :) <3
I do not choose when to horny
I'm pretty used to getting pumped and dumped <3
Fat nigga troy
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i wanna do that to you
little faggot who watches powerpuff girls in his sisters room instead of doing his homework
stop posting pictures of kids dumbass
did corly really cum to this pic?
thought it was an old man with dwarfism like andy milonakis. fooled me
Im glad i never added corly on discord. He kinda sounds like a gay pedo
Corly and Jacobtard
Hawk Dua
No baker would make that many baguettes at once. That's a totally unrealistic amount of baguettes.
what an otter sees when the boop hits
really? both separately or at the same time?
i'm stroking to really old pics of emily >.<
Pedo
Northy mustve gotten his christmas bonus early. Northy wiling out today
Northy northy northy bd beady beady bd troy troy troy corly corly
disc?
yea...
finish your Christmas list for mommy and daddy yet North?
I want a xbox series x
The kitties and baby duckies is why i voted Trump
boomer
Im 30 boomers are 70
pumping to 2018 emily i'm gonna cum
500 bucks says you can't vote or drive
Your money to lose not mine
you're as dumb as a boomer if you voted for someone because of ai pics of animals
Would you like me to unvote for him?
maybe in 10 months you can pay me with your 50 every 30 days lmao.
worthless ass little miserable leecher
Oregon fucking sucks
I registered to vote when i was 18. Registered for the draft too.
Olivia needs it taken
Thank god the founding fathers did what they did so neets who brag about high school romance can vote and post cats in their parents house being smug and lazy for the entire lives
lmfao holy shit you are such a fucking horrible person it's crazy. no wonder you fucking drink so damn much
Caught V for Vendetta playing on tv
Natalie look so sexy in that movie. Well, the first half of the movie at least...
This is the single most cringey thing I've read all year. You're either under 12 years old or you're cripplingly socially retarded.
My mom made her famous pumpkin cheesecake for thanksgiving. My favorite. I hope everyone has a great thanksgiving this year
Time for bed!
You are such a miserable sack of shit.
kys neet
So you're a 30yo acting like a 70yo - objectively worse.
cope
Cope with what? You can behave like a retard all you want - we're just letting you know that you're acting like a 70 year-old boomer.
ever stop and think maybe the voices in your head are gay and brown?
NO U!
every person you have ever come in contact with wants you dead
Ah your that retard who thinks that anyone who labels their saved pictures is one of your name fag boogeymen. Fraid not but don't let me stop you from taking your own life regardless.
god she's attractive
THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCKS
underrated slut right here
lily kruk kinda looks a bit like sophie turner
Really?
Fat nigger troy
That's bizarrely specific. Doth protest.
Northys asshole
you mean his sluthole
it looks like an old jelly Danish
Troy's cholesterol levels
What's the minimum cock size to satisfy each of these girls? I'm just wondering who I might have a chance with. A list response would be appreciated.
6 n a half or above only
Make me grunt
Cock size doesn't matter. The only thing 99% of women want is a fat wallet... You could have a 2 inch dick when fully hard... as long as you have a shitload of money? It doesn't matter. Women are gold digging whores at their core. They might say "I want a big fat cock" but you flash a bunch of money their way, they'll be on their knees sucking your microdick in no time!
Ive been daily stretching my hole with my biggest glass butt plug
The premise of this movie is crazy.
This is what /cel/ considers a 10/10.
big balls
Make my balls feel good
Otter time.
Finished TWO movies in one day.
Just goes to show you that you can accomplish anything you put your mind to.
northys anus