Waifu thread
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Rules:
Claim your Waifu/Husbando
No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
No stealing (unless you roll trips)
Only one claim per person
Keep RP/ERP in private.
Discussion is welcomed
Insults must be original
No oversexualized content
If you're posting images you're not lurking
Stop reading these
3D is almost always trash
Joining means a reserved place in hell
Most importantly, have fun!
damn, I wasted trips.
Toe whore deleted his thread
Claiming best bro in a cursed thread
Have you ever filled out one of these? They're called job applications!
I got fired recently, so no thanks.
Claiming for what? Do you own merchandise or is it an avatar?
I love how tilted you are about me telling you to define a job application 2 days ago.
Inhospitable lands.
Six six six
No i've always told you to get a fucking job. For 2 years i told you to get a job and don't think allowance from daddy is an actual job.
There is no way
You are a business man
I love those
Show me more
Another inhospitable land? France.
IS YOUR DADDY NEEDING HELP CARRYING TOOLS TODAY OR NO?
Also
Your rules are gay and i don''t follow any of them
France
You mean orleans land
Frick the gay frogs
Booooring...
GET A J-O-B!
Ok then explain why you're here
Like your life
Sorry i had to say it
Saint Dennise
Where do the Mets play?
Slow morning
Well, there is some truth to that so you're not completely wrong.
You look like a big trout! Sorry...
Its dark, there is no morning.
GET A JOB
You make me sick
You think i know sports????
Me?
Are you slightly dumb?
The ghost responded
Get the salt and wood
Ok that's going too far snot or snout nose
Have fun /waif/
I'll be a burden later
Oh nyo, is pink himalayan salt and a wooden plank good enough? If not, I have a crucifix! Or I can get some kosher salt too!
No nose. I have no nose and I must sniff.
Goodbye for now!
Thank god, stolfo is gone
I'm gonna punch my monitor.
I'm gonna masturbate to that picture.
None of them are naked, you're boring as fuck and twice as fucked up as me.
Just look at this beauty.. and it's even better since it's you
Getting off to a still image
That's just low. Get off to a fully 3d rendered porn game.
She hot tho
Yeah, so is the Mordred clone next to her, but you don't see me whacking it off to her.
Natsuki is in the background too.
It's like we took a pic together
That's actually a Madoka clone, but sure.
I'm gonna put a madoka clone in your asshole
Marindred
And Space Marin
I have little hope for humanity
Wanna make out?
We can't.
We can pretend we did
I'm thinking of using my severance pay to go to a psychiatrist.
But if you take the meds again I will disappear! You know u need me around..
I've never taken meds in my life. Secondly, you exist.
Exactly, that's why I exist!
No, you're a real person that several people can verify exist.
Yes, ofc they would verify I exist. That is part of the fun the meds would ruin!
No, it would let me stop doing, well, this.
If you believe it would help you understand yourself in a better way it would be helpful.
Maybe you find a way to do more and be greater as you wanted.
What a waste.. you've gotta stay the very abnormal thing u are
Get a J-O-B!
I know how I work. I dissect, classify, quantify and reorganize whatever the fuck I thought was necessary or was told to. Then I unwind like crazy to balance it out. Except there's no more of the first part and therefore no balance.
That's a liability.
Mark go talk and see if he doesn't know about you. Your going to get fucked up
I'm calling him rn. We're going to visit you very shortly