I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Dragonite today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon...

I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Dragonite today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Simisear or Clauncher. He said that Masuda is going to dynamax his diarrhea shit to create generation 10. I thought this was an odd claim but he continued? He said he hopes this makes generation 10 so bad, that it posion-types all GameFreak slaves and they all die a painful agonizing death, so that this clownshow can finally end! I told him he shouldn't wish for the death of people or Pokemon! He said he was Based and Delcatty-pilled and he could do whatever he wanted. What should I do?

dragonite is the closest thing I had to a waifumon she's just so cute

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Sounds like your wife has to make hard choices

Only based poster on Anon Babbleeddit

don't know what you mean but she cute doe

we prefer Anon Babbleedos, chuddy

its not the same without the original format :(

I'm getting these from an old folder from my phone when I had an obsession with her

Ground-type him.

3, I choose option 3

If you talking about the copypasta, this is the original format. Mod removed the filter that blocked it. I don't know why

I hatched a shiny one in crystal using the shiny gene thing and I transferred her up to my copy of Scarlet and she is my pride and joy even doe I got her from a pirated copy of vc crystal

made for one-shotting all of my formidable adversaries with ES

anyway delcattygod ily even doe you're a chinnycuck

Just don't talk to Delcatty questgivers, the time it takes to complete their quests isn't worth the xp you gain.

GIWTWM

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idk why all of these are jpgs

alright that's like most of my dragonite folder ily veepee

I see now that Dragonite is just Kantonian Goodra

I made that using inspect element as a joke because someone was making the gender ratio joke when I was gushing over her

Women gush over me because i make them wet like a tsunami

Kill yourself, Delcattyschizo.

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blud is the rizzler :skull:

Thanks for the dose, doc

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I have no desire to mate with a Dragonite, but the fantasy of being a child lost at sea who is then rescued by a maternal Dragonite who brings me to a derelict lighthouse on a remote island long since abandoned by humans and does her best to provide for me would be pretty nice. She would bring me berries, maintain a fire in the winter, and get protective if any of the island's more aggressive Pokemon tried to harm me.

Passionate sex with Delcatty

it ain't original, but it's true: GIWTWM

Ok since you asked nicely.

If you're reading this you just lost the game and your dad will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this and say that you just lost the game

UPDATE
I saw my son drawing Delcatty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Chandelure or Komala. He said he was going to inject the next person who purchases Scat or Vomit with so much estrogen that they use Self-Destruct in real life! I told him that statement did not make sense to me, but he just kept screaming 42% over and over again. He eventually declared that he was going to achieve apotheosis to spite Masuda and there is nothing he can do about it! I ground-typed him. What would you have done?

this is ze og

this guys posts really grow on you, probably the best oc we've had in half a decade

Kadabra! (that's me :D)

cute!

That wasn’t very kosher of you