What are your thoughts on Tucker Carlson as the next White House Press Secretary?

What are your thoughts on Tucker Carlson as the next White House Press Secretary?

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Pretty based for a boomer although I hate his weird high pitched laugh.

Not enough money

Not enough money for what?

He is dim witted, inarticulate and has the personality of everyone you wanted to beat the shit out of in sixth grade. Perfect for the role of Mouth of Sauron.

i would prefer an ai for president hmm. but we can start small. we can use tiny ai gimps too.

Mouth of Sauron

Actually, in the Lord of the rings, it was the parochial backwards, traditional conservatives who defeated the globohomo technocracy. You seem to have it backwards.

Food

He's an idiot. So yeah, Fucking go for it.

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that you are making stuff up.

He'd be based af. Would be hilarious to hear his responses to some of the stupid questions some reporters ask

inarticulate

Well that's just plain wrong

this guy sucks off old men for money

No, but I've had older men offer me money to let them suck my dick

Perfect for the role of Mouth of Sauron.

Well look who just upgraded their talking points from Star Wars, Marvel, and Harry Potter

Wokes trying to claim ownership of LOTR, an epic fantasy written by a conservative parochial Catholic historian really boils my piss.

THIS GUY.

Tucker is too important doing just what he's doing.

He should use presidential authority to preempt every network for a 1 hour "press briefing" Monday through Friday at 8 O'clock EST.

They could call it "justice".

I didn't want to beat the shit out of anyone in 6th grade... still don't.

Bitter, angry lib still seething over their historic loss in the biggest political comeback in US history.

He's annoying, I would rather it be Alex Jones

Jones would be better

a literal kremlin propagandist? sounds totally great anon

Wokes are all cry-bullies, they’re faggot theatre kids getting revenge on the rest of us for not being gay enough.

He won, deal with it.

Checked and chuckled

literal

Much like Nazi and racist, the word “literal” is losing all meaning.

What are his connections to Russia?

REEEEE! RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!

Libs do nothing but lie and slander. It's one of the reasons you got your ass kicked in the election. All the lying and name calling and arrogant false righteousness. Everyone is sick of your bullshit.

Literal literally doesn't mean literal anymore. It also means figuratively.

"anyways" is now in the lexicon too

Wait wait, you were fine with Psaki and the World's First Lesbian Intersectional BIPOC Eyelids stuttering and stammering and never answering questions? Would you call them bright-witted?

Who cares about that job, When are the guillotine operator positions being posted?

Do you like him at all? Being Trump press secretary is a pretty thankless job, I'm not sure I'd wish that even on Carlson, who I don't like.

just upset he didn't think of it first

"Thought of"
Nigger, people have been saying shit like that since 2016

Oh hell yes, they would eat him alive on the daily.

But he's a useful idiot and the uneducated redhats love him.
The replies to your accurate post prove this, they don't care how stupid Tucker or is, or that he plays the exact same "let's be outraged about this new thing!" tactic the left uses. They just like him because orangemangood.

guy whose lies cost his news network nearly $800 million dollars and his job

He's perfect.

Even Putin made fun of Carlson after Tuck's scoop interview with Vlad.

Who better?

Joe Rogan would be good too but we can’t pay him enough.

He wasn't even good enough for fox news. That says a lot.

LOVE IT, need a press secretary that will call some questions stupid.

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Who better?

someone with a shred of integrity?

Rollingstone, Mother Jones, etc

What did you search for "Propaganda from the most biased liberal websites"?

independent.co.uk is a US mouthpiece

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They haven't done that for his entire career. Why would it happen now?

They haven't done that for his entire career.

john stewart - tucker carlson (in a bowtie) - crossfire

Holy list of lefty blogs, fuckface.

“It is essential to use as much as possible fragments of broadcasts of the popular Fox News host Tucker Carlson, who sharply criticizes the actions of the United States [and] NATO, their negative role in unleashing the conflict in Ukraine, [and] the defiantly provocative behavior from the leadership of the Western countries and NATO towards the Russian Federation and towards President Putin, personally,”

I don't know what Tucker actually said or what episode he said it on, or if any of this is even true, but this war WAS provoked by the US under Obama and Valerie Jarrett in 2014. I also criticize the US and NATO's actions. I'm not backing Russia by any stretch, but I certainly don't think Ukraine is innocent themselves, nor is the US and NATO.

It's still a lefty blog.

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Not sure, dominion had a congressional interview during Bush algore where it was admitted the machines are not secure, but despite having Congressional minutes with that exactly on it still was forced to call his show entertainment and his studio settled in court. Wild that dominion patched security holes that companies multiple times their size have not nor think they ever can.

He hides in his echo chambers. Fox news, X, one-on-one safe interviews. He is the perfect representative to badly present Trump's stupid policies to the pres
Remember that Jon Stewart smoked his ass so bad he stopped doing them: Typical short MAGA memory.

Fuck that goofy ass nigger

That's about the Steel dossier and the Democrat-Russia collusion. Did I miss something or did you post the wrong shit?
And it looks like you didn't even read past the headlines you link above.
motherjones.com/politics/2022/03/exclusive-kremlin-putin-russia-ukraine-war-memo-tucker-carlson-fox/

After Putin attacked Ukraine, Carlson ceased his anti-anti-Putin rhetoric and shifted to a new line: that the United States and the West purposefully goaded Putin into launching the war. Carlson said it was “obvious” that “getting Ukraine to join NATO was the key to inciting war with Russia.” He asked, “Why in the world would the United States intentionally seek war with Russia? How could we possibly benefit from that war?” He said he did not know.

So Tucker made claims that the US was meddling with Russia before Russia attacked Ukraine? And then he changed stance once Russia did attack. Is that what you're upset about?

At a congressional hearing, Undersecretary of State Victoria Nuland had testified that Ukraine possessed biological research facilities and that the US government was worried about “research materials” falling into the hands of Russian forces.

Did this ever turn out to be true or not? A lot of government officials were saying it was true, later calling it disinformation. Is Tucker supposed to turn his show off for 4 months while Washington figures out what's real and how to lie about it?

is a US mouthpiece

Where did I say anything remotely like that?
You're literally making shit up.

this guy said other dimensional beings scratched him while he was sleeping ... what happened to this guy

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Yes. Remember, the first Trump admin had a guy that hid in the bushes from reporters, a guy that lasted 11 days in the job, a woman that didn't do a presser for the 9 months she was in the job, and finally a woman that said "I will never lie to you" and proceeded to immediately lie to reporters about something Trump was on the record saying.

If Trump was smart, he wouldn't hire a Press Sec because that job is going to be thankless and you're going to have to defend every dumb thing he says over the next 4 years. Just post whatever you want up on Truth.

Russian TV did NOT broadcast Tucker

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Russian TV did NOT show Tucker videos
that's a lie by the liberals

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Bring back the Mooch

Did anyone claim they didn't?

Anything would be better and more professional than the two retards that the Biden White House picked.

Trump says he cautioned Putin not to escalate in Ukraine
Putin says no such call ever took place
somebody's lying

Rest easy everyone. Trump said he would end all hostilities in Ukraine within 24 hours.
You can sleep in peace tonight.

Don't forget about
ABC 7 Fort Myers (English)
ABC News (English)
Bloomberg TV (English)
CBS News (English)
NBC 2 WBBH (English)
Yahoo Finance (English)
ABC 6 Philadelphia (EN)

That's a lot of Russian plants, Piotyr.

Don't forget about

what about them?
simply naming a news organization contains zero information

They all suck Putin's cock, Ivan. You must be swelled with glorious pride.

Born 1969, he is actually an early Gen X, his parents are "Boomers'

Interesting.

zero information provided
did you mean to include links, newfag?

A cat could not scratch the boner I just instantly got

They're all Putin-loving channels broadcast in Russia along with Fox news. Just turn on your TV and see, nigger.

Putin. Why would Putin admit to being receptive to turning the heat off in Ukraine? Putin needs Ukraine to sue for peace, not the other way around.

KNXV Phoenix (English)

nigger.

thanks, opinion discarded

Nah, what we need a press secretary who will call some questions retarded and gay

Sorry, that question is hella gay, no cap fr fr

He is perfect for the job.

Take that anyway you wish.

I guess the Putin-Trump honeymoon is over
youtu.be/ZYj6yaXuHP0

Hell hath no fury like a Donald scorned

Literal Russian asset. I thought the ruskis were the enemy?

Russian outpost.

Russians aren't niggers

Agitation dodged

Did putin say it was ok?

This nigger cheered for sauron

Usually, I am against virtually all presidential authority, regardless of who the president is, but nobody watches networks anymore anyhow so OK.

phoenix is filled, absolutely jam-pack filled with ruskies

Every red state is 100% Russian. Haven't you been paying attention even a little?

What are your thoughts on Tucker Carlson as the next White House Press Secretary?

I would have gone with June a.k.a. Shoe0nHead or maybe Andrew Schulz but I guess Tucker will do.

I live in Phoenix
it's filled with snowbirds from Chicago and from Cleveland
they are not welcome

I am in the reddest state and have not yet found a Ruskie.

There's a Red under every bed
-- Joseph McCarthy

You think they announce it? Of course you don't know!