/gay/ Thread II: Electric Boogaloo

You'll probably have to look through friends.

a guy that isnt a man whore

not to sound bleak, but good luck with that.

my best friend is so cute, hes a straight twink. He knows I'm basically bi and i make a lot of jokes of me jerking off to him

i make a lot of jokes of me jerking off to him

jokes

problem is the gay guys i know are all man whores. even the guys that was in the closest, once they come out they just throw themselves at everyone

i generally just dont know where to start looking. ive tried talking to guys irl, guys im gaming with, online and no luck. no idea where to make friends that arent sleeping around irl

i generally just dont know where to start looking.

Honestly, have you tried a gay-friendly church? I've had a few friends find hubbies there.
They were man whores, just reformed man whores, so...

gay-friendly church

imagine the Subaru's

any greentexts?

im not religious so id just be larping the whole time
feel like i need to find someone in the closet who doesnt want to whore out in the future

id just be larping the whole time

Everyone there else is, tbh

brb, I had a stoke, apparently. Going to ER

kick it off, anon. light the fire and tell us about a fun time had.

true but then im being picky and dont want a guy there whos going to larp about being religious

dont die

dont die

too late. I'm ded.

Yeah, that's a tough one. Been trying that myself for years.

This is why young gay relationships need to be normalized. So, like straight people, gays can have a wholesome, no-whorey first time without social destruction.
Normalize boy dates to school dances.
You can't get a boy date pregnant at after Prom.
But, you know, you can try.

While I agree, I doubt it'd change much, since 90% of straight guys are still manwhores.

Oh, no doubt.

wish you luck fren <3
hopefully we both find our someone

tbh theres a lot of reasons why its this way but none of that really matters. theres just not a way to find a guy thats likeminded and it doesnt seem like therell be a place for it tbh

I was dating a guy for 5 or 6 years I thought wasn't one, until we were drinking with his buddies and he started telling them about almost hooking up with a guy at a Christmas party that took place about a year into us dating.

thats what scares me a lot. maybe i find a unicorn but theres also a chance i find a horse with a carrot taped to its nose.

i hate how normalised cheating seems to be. gay guys i know irl have been cheated on and cheat. makes dating seem so bleak

Okay I'll greentext my latest hookup. Pic related is his cock.

blew this guy last (first time with him) in his building stairwell

he's been hitting me up a lot but I'm a fair-weather fag and don't get the urge that often

on vyvanse and horny last night, hit him up

he lives like a 3 min walk from my new place

kinda drunk and high so decide fuck it, he can come over. Doormen be damned

dude is ~50, pretty fit, chill dom type

comes over, I meet him outside and we head up to my room, small talk

right after he gets in I wheel him into the living room (it's a studio apartment so, where the couch is) and he drops his pants

start sucking right away. He's clean, and just a perfect uncut cock

asks if I have poppers, we proceed to take a few sniffs and I go to town

new to me, have only used them solo before, but they turn me into a cock fiend, pretty hot

give one of the more enthusiastic blow jobs of my life, lots of deep throat. He fucks my face a bit, asks me to suck his balls, and I oblige

i'm dimly thinking "ok he could definitely fuck me" but get cold feet

he cums down my throat and heads out

Might make this one a regular - he's got a nice dick, plenty big and might let him fuck me. Only bottomed for one other dude, but it was pretty hot.

I don't get it. Hell, I'd skip the initial dating steps if I could get to the comfy relationship part.

He’s probably in Albany banging Mr. Fortran

thats a nice cock you depthroated anon. how did it taste

Clean - he'd showered right before. How I like it. His precum was sweet, but his cum didn't taste like much of anything at all.

TRUMP WON!!!! That being said....

I used to play little league baseball as a kid. When I was 11 years old I was on the same team as a kid who lived less than a block away from me so we started hanging out after games. We'd usually go swimming in his pool.

One Saturday morning he came over to my house as my mom was leaving to get groceries. We were supposed to go back to his house to go swimming. As I got ready he waited for me in my basement. After getting my bathing suit on I went downstairs. Darren....his name....had noticed my bumper pool table and asked me about it because he had never seen bumper pool before. I asked he wanted to play a couple games and he was very eager. The game was pretty simple so he learned quick and he loved it but the problem was he sucked....horribly.

It was very boring for me because I was winning so easily but he fucking loved this game and wanted to keep playing. I thought we were going to play for 10-15 minutes but he wanted to keep playing so we were playing for more than an hour and a half.

It was starting to get hot out and I was looking forward to going swimming so I suggested we do that but he just wanted to keep playing bumper pool. Finally I said enough was enough and we'd play just one more game and he agreed. I won the game in a matter of minutes. I was about to put away my pool cue when I heard Darren from behind me. Lets play again and if you win I'll suck your dick.

This caught me completely off guard because although we had been hanging out every day for a month or so, he hadn't shown any sign of being gay at all. When I heard this I froze though and it got me extremely excited. I spun around and asked him if he was serious and he assured me he was. He hadn't even come close to winning so this was a sure thing but surprisingly I was looking more forward to the idea of seeing his cock than at the thought of him actually sucking my dick if I won.

..cont..

I grabbed my pool cue and we set up the balls. Nothing was said between us as we started the game and during it. A few minutes later I sunk my last ball for the win. Darren got even more silent. It felt very weird having to ask him to suck my dick but it was all I was thinking about now. Darren spoke up first and begged for a 2 our out of 3 but assured me that if he lost, he would suck my dick for sure. Having him suck my cock seemed like a pretty big deal so letting him go for 2 out of 3 seemed fair to me so we played another game and I quickly won.

He tried to weasel his way out of it again by begging for 3 out of 5 but I wasn't having it. I stood beside him and pushed my bathing suit down exposing my penis to him for the first time. I had been rock hard since the first time he mentioned sucking my cock. He didn't want to do it in the open basement so he suggested we go into the bathroom together which we did.

Once in the bathroom I pushed my shorts all the way down and stood there with my cock sticking straight out at him. He was very hesitant but did actually reach down and grab my penis as he stroked it back and forth very slowly. He continued trying to get out of it by begging for another game but I was way too fucking horny by now.

I could tell that he was really starting to chicken out of sucking me off and I was starting to fear that this moment was going to pass without anything happening between us so I actually surprised myself when I whispered to him that I would suck his cock first if he absolutely promised to suck me off after.

This made him light right up and he pushed his shorts down exposing his penis to me for the first time. I could not take my eyes off of it. It looked absolutely beautiful to me. As he pushed his shorts to the ground and stood back up straight, I immediately reached out and grabbed his penis. I could not stop myself it I tried.

WTaF is that shit? Did this retarded lard-ass faggot actually pay money to have someone tattoo those stupid blotches all over him?

I believe this is a Cowmodder...? Do I have that right?
What happened to just being a man who fucked men?