Eternal Goddess Hunger Games 405

Harley Quinn

We found our doggos! :)
Thanks Ingrid and everyone for their best wishes :)

Hi Bocchi.

Vending Machine Silva

MaoMao

afk this exam season is killing me.

That's terrific, Harley. When you mentioned that one (1) of them was a terrier type, which to me means "fully convinced of his own ability to defeat opponents ten (10) times his own size" I didn't dare say so but I immediately began to anticipate the worst.

Akira Nakatani

All good, Xiaomao.

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Sakuya

Afk

Maiko Kiyomizu & Anita Masamune in their bras and underwears

Bruh

Gina Chamber

Funfox

For those who weren't aware today is Sakuya's birthday.

Tammy

Good boy.

Fourteen (14) tributes? Toss me out some sames, as many apiece as you like.

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Richard Rawlings

I hope everyone had a pleasant weekend and is well.
-Silva

Your pet dogs were lost but you found them? That's wonderful news! I'm very happy for you.

Gary

Carnage

Vesna

Himiko Toga in her bra holding her underwear

Nezuko & Tanjiro

Vending Machine Red

Sneedruto

Not Sneedruto

Thanks Inna, I appreciate it!

Glad you found them.

Watch the vending machine isekai yet?

Mico Vorgeil

Hanayo Koizumi in her bra and underwear with smelly feet

Catnap

Daki1918

If the brats are in I'm in

I think you're 24, Vorgeil, and as per host policy these two idiots are always skipped first.

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Happy Birthday!

Frieren

Happy Birthday!
-Silva

Nooo... I've been too busy, but it's on my list.

If they go I go

i'll volunteer to go in their place!

President Schwarzenegger

Nah, he's a sweetheart, and passive. He's also got Aussie Shepard
It's the big bitch that actually got in a fight, the neighbors called us at one point, said she got in a fight with their dogs, and was winning... against a fucking Great Pyrenees, big fuck, the guy said he sent two more out to fight her off, and then it was still two more days till we got a call from a slightly farther neighbor saying they were hanging around his place, nice guy, put out some water, saw our ad :)
HQ

can i smell your feet please?

All here, all good, all ready to plunder this sacred resting place?

Trick or treat!

Correct in the silliest way, Daki. Do you play jacks?

MaoMao is my teamate! Based!
Let's GO!

Ready.
Happy birthday!
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Don't take it as a slight, Frieren. I certainly don't intend any.

Thank you!!!! Love you all.

You too cat! Thanks!

Jacks...Kings, Queen, Aces...yep

Happy birthday

Ready :)
Yeah, the girly's in heat so she broke out the porch and my guy kicked open my door (it's fucked up) and they took off, she's definitely pregs now
<3
:)

TRICK OR TREAT!

Happy birthday.

Tombs are like libraries for bodies.

Happy Birthday Sakuya!

If I have one wish for you, Sakuya, it's that this didn't happen while your friends here were singing "Happy Birthday".

Holy shit, RR's a direct analogue of Indiana Jones!

Catra wasn't going to share that last plank. Requiescat, Alpha.

They're a backward species and as yet unfamiliar with the joys of pegging, Vesna. Bad luck.

SANJO!

*GASP*
I didn't know I had a rival already!

Happy birthday honey
Thanks for adding me <3
It's over (?)

I uh, don't think that costume is very appropriate?

At least I'm...ice cold & refreshing!

Murder time!
It's like a very old grave!

It's not a costume, it's my FUCKING UNDERWEAR!

Do you suppose it works both ways? There's a pit demon hereabouts and he doesn't seem pleased to have been isekaied onto our plane or to have encountered Vending Machine Red.

From the looks of things, Kolibri, it's as well you *didn't* catch up with the evil Dr Sneedruto.

That's right, Kayo-chin, enslave the undead.

Somehow Billy even manages to hold in her laughter at the sight of Gary chugging along with his ass as thickly sown with darts and arrows as a porcupine's body with quills.

It’s hard to see in the dark!

You wanna play Go Fish?

Punk. Bet you'd flinch if I said boo loud enough

YFW Alpha died in a broken event

No, not the mold!

WHERE THE FUCK IS GARY

Elaina notices a crowd of gnolls practicing the goosestep.

Probably for the best, Silva. It's a lot quicker than being beaten to death by these three others.

In your position, Harley, I'd leave now.

Yes, Carnage. Send the snail. Even better, why not *ride* the snail there?

For a couple of helpless-looking girls Kiyomizu and Masamune sure do know how to fend off attacking undead.

beaten by an infection

Wow it's JUST like real life!

Turn off the damn lights, my head hurts....
Go get'm snail!

I'm gonna buy a bunch of games and candy! I might even share a bit with Duckie if I can find him.

Since I'm dead I'm going to sleep, thanks for the game Ingrid and thanks again to dear Alpha for adding me

Nah, let's play Xbox instead.

What's an Xbox?

Oop-

It's cryptically written but I don't think it's actually broken. Kolibri's event reads as likely to be though.

Placidly watching Carnage enact a charade meant to represent making a bank run.

Actually, strike that. Conflict has to be brewing in the archive because although Elaina's the only one able to use the scrolls their saleability won't be lost on a chancer like Carnage.

This, Nakatani, is only going to get worse before it gets better.

Harley can see Nezuko, who cheerfully offers to guard her haul.

Tammy defeats an illithid.

I'm off now to make dinner. Thanks for the game, Ingrid! Happy Birthday Sakuya!

GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF- huh? H-Hey!

Carnage bet?

Happy Birthday!

It doesn't particularly imply either of them died. Just that (he/she1)'s crew did.

Thanks for playing, Sneed.

Don't make a liar of your event now, Tammy and Gary.

I resent having to submit this slide, Elaina, because we both know your personal power's beyond anything some lolloping cow-human hybrid could hope to match.

This can't be coincidence, Mr Rawlings.

Frankly, Vorgeil, I think it's at least as likely that having claimed such a rich drop from Harley Billy'll now focus on doing the same to you.

I hope you're pleased with yourself, Kasady.

Ewww he's all slimy...

The hell is this shit?
Oh look, I found the key....it was the wall.

Arena Event! Our intrepid tributes have reached the KING'S CHAMBER.

Just in time to see Tammy making his obeisances before a snail.

There may be some tributes about hoping to see you melt like Arnold Toht, Mr Rawlings, but if so they're in for a serious shock.

Nobody likes a gloater, Vorgeil. Actually it's possible that Carnage does, but only if he happens to be the one gloating.

Awww that's real adorable Inna, thanks!! Also ready. I probably will go mid game but thanks for hosting!! And thanks for the good wishes, I wish you the best as well.

Tammy's a loyal retainer and Carnage is always happy to hand out some indiscriminate violence.

Fighting off the demons almost certainly entails forfeiture of your terracotta army and having to physically drag Toga away, Mr Rawlings, but you survive.

That's the sound of Vorgeil asphyxiating on a gemstone, Billy.

I'll assume this took place in Gary's rightful resting place ie the King's Chamber and that future generations of looters will have an angry spectral snail to deal with.

Carnage scores a new watch and a pair of reflective sunglasses.

I respect your life choices, Toga.

Let's bring this on home, WNS!

Carnage

Tammy

A Girl Named Billy

Fuck your bet nigga

I'll bet on Billy.
If I can't win it's only natural my rival's guide should do so.

Evens Carn
Odds Tam
Getz Girl

My god...he was snakes all along.

The Old Gods won't directly intercede to defend King Gary but when it comes to decayed offerings of food that they can neither eat nor even use they act quickly enough.

No long-passed expiry date's the boss of *Carnage*.

Tammy's melancholy spirit's going to have an interesting time explaining the circumstances of its death to future visitors.

The winner!

Eh it still tasted better than Diet Pepsi.

Thank you and congratulations.

Huh, that took barely ninety (90) minutes...Congratulations, Toga, on winning your second Eternal Goddess Games! Thanks for playing, everyone.

A lot of these temple's "curses" just seem to be diseases associated with decay.

BOOOOOOO!
(Gratz.)
Danke.

Hey guys did that AFK Buff wor---Nope, Dang
Thanks for hosting Ingrid

Hope you step on a lego.
Thanks for hosting.

Gratz Toga! :)
Thanks for hostin Ingrid! :)
mome raths am I right? :)

Congrats!

Thanks for the game!

Thanks for the game. Well done to Toga.

Give it a smooch

Sweet, I won again!
Here's the pic for my wincard.
Thanks for another great game, Ingrid!

Oh, and happy birthday Sakuya!