The hype is REAL!
The hype is REAL!
here is MY melody:
PLAP PLAP PLAP
FAP FAP
PLAP PLAP PLAP
WANK
SPLOORGE
When you see kuromi merch in a girl's room, find a way out.
if you made it that far then it's already too late
WHEN
H
E
N
WHEN
H
E
N
Jewelpet romhack soon
AUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHH
WHERE IS IT YOU ORANGE BOO WHORE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Most girls don’t even know who Kuromi actually is, they just think she’s a hello kitty character with “dark” clothes or some shit
I have a coworker who has a bunch of Hello Kitty stickers on her bag and I asked her if she liked Kuroneko and she had no idea who she was. Fucking normalfags, I swear
Wait, no, Kuromi, fuck
Kuromislop
When is my nigga Bad Badtz Maru gonna get his due?
Exactly, they just think it’s a cute thing and have it on a bag.
if i made it into a womans room you had better believe i'm not pulling out.
your mistake was letting her know that you knew what it was. you're supposed to say "that's cute, what is that?" otherwise she's going to have her suspicions unless you said something like "my sister loves that character"
tfw want to collect Kuromi and Cinnaroll merch
tfw worried it's a slippery slope to trooning out
just like cute things as a straight male
It hurts, bros.
This is legitimately truth. Beware.
Just lift and eat a lot of testosterone boosting foods to offset the effects of cute collectibles. I can bench 250 and I purchased every single Hello Kitty x Yugioh happy meal toy (you can buy the toys independently of the happy meals at most locations).
there are two types
the further you tread outwards from the most basic shit is the moment your values begin to slip away. it is ok to have a bit of merch. go no further than that.
Become a gigachad with an 8pack and literally nobody will care that you wear anime booba shirts and shit
Fuck I need to beat the other romhack
Not playing anything unless I specifically get My Melody and Kuromi kissing.
Why? I need really good sex.
gumballsisters is it true?
me on the bottom
dumping a couple sanrio memes
me on the right
How many My Melody SMW romhacks are there?
you will not get good sex you will get a girl that starts crying if shes undressed and will not be able to even suck your dick unless you manipulate her to
I won this in one of those UFO games when I was in Tokyo, thoughts?
Cute doggo
You are not "mentally ill", you are mentally ill.
When is it coming out then?
Well duh, I need to have a proper escape route once I nab all the merch for myself.
runabouts is the best sanrio character
This works for pretty much everything in life.
will not be able to even suck your dick unless you manipulate her to
but pulling that off is hotter than a regular blowjob IMO
What if I find Kuromi merch in a boy's room?
Lube up then.
Ask him for the number of the girl he stole it from.
yeah but (You) wont be the one to do it
I think just the one smw romhack
do not fall for maina-chan's charms, she's a government worker ya know
Sexy Sanrio mascots...
sanrio plush dolls should come with an sph per-installed if you specify you are male when ordering it
You got yours, right Anon Babble?
ynbaw or find sanrio girl
How do I move to japan and fuck insane sanrio fangirls
The My Melody hack's pretty good. Lookin' forward to this one.
What's this?
Upcoming SMW romhack
ruby's gonna be in it
Cute
I won this
Nice
We should kiss
what if 90% of what she owns is sanrio merch?
bunny cuh cuuuuuuuuu
Why does Anon Babble suddenly want to have sex with Sanrio characters?????????
post it
sex
You better better be a girl, faggot
fuck ruby
stupid nig
I won these
About 250JPY each on average, I'm pretty good
korumi
pass
melody
borderline, if she's into animal crossing, pass
Cinnamoroll
acceptable
I see this girl in my commute with a Kuromi keychain on her bag everyday.
It's not I really really wanted to talk to her but I also can't help glancing at her.
He's literally me.
Normalfag.
move to Asia
1/4 girls have some kind of Kuromi thing on them
constantly worrying that I'm going to get glassed or something every time I leave the house
How can i get a mentally ill menhera gf that will literally kill me when i least expect it?
SMW has such a weird control scheme. The jump button should be A and dash B. But dash is Y button and A is the situational spin jump. Wtf were they thinking. The spin should be on L or R
get your own keychain so she can glance at you
Oh, a Kuromi romhack? Now I'm interested.
plushy-fuckers, rejoice
You care too much
both of those are male, the top one is based off a black tranny artist
Kuromi has plant wilting farts
sex
source
It wasn't Kuromi, it was Baku, you idiot.
Cinnamoroll
holy fucking based
suddenly
Kuromi literally farted tho
IT WAS BAKU
Nuh uh
I lost
m.youtube.com
I feel bad for laughing at Kuromi's pain
if you mean the supacha that was probably me
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
My PSYCHOdi
hot
youtube.com
What the fuck is her problem?!
I feel called out
She's so tiny...
nah, son. Swap the genders, thats the harsh truth
Yes, hanging on my backpack
I GOT THE FUCKING BATZ MARU AND KURIBOH ONES! I GOT FUCKING 2 OF THEM!THEY ALWAYS RAN OUT OF THE ACTUAL GOOD ONES!
FUCKKKKKK
There is no way out.
is there gameplay or something?
fuga
Yes, hanging on my backsack
That boy ain't right
oДo
There's a fujoshi kpop fan in my college class who has a kuromi keychain on her backpack, I think she's pretty cute and wish I had a chance with her
delete this
My younger sister is an evil unlikeable cunt who is literally everything wrong with modern young women and she has kuromi/my melody stuff in her room.
You can also run with X. When prepping a spinjump, I roll my thumb from Y to X and then just press A like it's B.
check his harddrive
bought kuromi keychain
too scared to put it on my backpack so i just put a badtz-maru one on it instead
am already doing exercise almost everyday so i can wear a wifebeater and my kuromi merch on me, i hate society bros
100% either a troon, fursuiter, or both.
Watch Cocotama
Video games.
Are those diapers
My mom just bought kuromi stickers for herself, me and my sister (we are in our 30s) without knowing what it was
How do I read this
But I'm neither, I'm a secret third thing.
You're not mentally ill, you're mentally ill
Menhera literally is short for mental health
It is mathematically impossible for a HK/My Melody/Kuromi fan to be a heterosexual male, so I'm going with femboy that's also a furfag..
It's underwear
I already did, it was okay. So far I've watched My Melody, Jewelpet and Cocotama, Is there any other TDM focused show I need to watch? Neither Tamagotchi or Animal Yokochou are subbed
That doesn't make sense. These threads are full of males who want to fuck female characters.
I do not know what this is nor this series but i'm fucking it
plump!!
Whoa!
Gimme back my pencil, Sapphire. I need to draw shitty doodles of you being lewd.
I hope I can one day make a character as cute and sexy as Sanrio
Correct. Kuromi is for BPD women. I carry around a Tuxedo Sam charm to protect me against their feminine wiles. Only good boys like Tuxedo Sam or Pompompurin can save you.
What a dumb picture
WTF! BLUE BOARD!!!!
The demon summoning threads say otherwise.
Debirun's game is coming soon
That's a man.
I appreciate how openly perverted the game and its marketing has been.
A male brat to be specific.
Happy Happy Clover
Hamtaro
Sugar Bunnies
Kuromi's Pretty Journey
Sanrio Danshi
Mewkledreamy
Cinamon the movie
I Cinnamoroll
Zenryoku Usagi
CoCO & NiCO
PriPri Chii-chan!!
Bunny Maloney
Are you me? Except I don't eat "testosterone boosting foods" but I'm in such a grindset mode that I'd give it a go, what do you eat exactly?
Is the creator into or against his Boo being lewded?
He already drew his boo being lewded in a Anon Babble orb thread.
Not gonna lie this has been one of the most civil threads I have seen in a while. And it's fucking Kuromi/Sanrio of all things.
Thoughts on cutedom?
Hot hot hot hot hot!
Based when it's about dom/sub play. Cringe when it's /beta/ bullshit
People like cute stuff.
Cinnabitches are marriage material I would know
I appreciate how openly perverted the game and its marketing has been.
Yeah it's good
Bayachao recently opened a demo booth and she made a post saying there were more kids with their parents that came when she expected
WHATS her endgoal?
her
three toes
four beans
idgi
Now what might this be?
FUGA would be better if there was a main character that was human and all the kemonos were exclusively female
read the thread
post yfw burger level (literal, repeat from Anon Babbleorld)
That guy is literally me
can confirm
a female in my family has cutesy anime stickers all over her car with half of them being hello kitty characters, with most of those being kuromi
she is the most psychotically evil, horrible, bitchy, almost certainly mentally ill person i've ever had the displeasure of knowing and am even more mortified of being related to
steer the fuck clear
hot
He has Cinamoroll ANYTHING
Explain yourself how you are not a fag?
We’re all going to hell, man
Killing myself after that shit
How do I cope with the fact that I have My Melody merchandise in my room?
wtf am I doing in a girls room
i have a neck pillow with this dude since forever and until I saw an extremely high-effort VRChat world where you play rhythm games to kinda coordinate a factory and then he pops up at the end of the mission, I never knew it was even a thing. I was sure it was some chink shit pillow with a random picture all the time.
It is normal for guys to hang out with dudes, and Cinnamoroll is a total bro.
I'm gay for TDM boys
Uh oh, jannies aren't gonna like this...
And THIS is official art made by the creator and artist, posted originally on her Twitter account
If this janny were to "onegai" me I'd quit my shitposting at once.
Wow!
Since you can't see his canon butthole in that I'll post this.
What Sanrio character is this?
*
Hell O'Kitty
Why is cinnamoroll popular suddenly? That character been dead for 20 years. I fucking rember playing his game on GBA in mid 00's.
MODS
it's over.
thanks for the heads up. I'll pack some cake instead of mice for my next trip
Holding janny down and sneaking my fingers inside her? cute bloomers while teasing her? about her? lack of a wage
fuuuuuuuuuuucckkxkckkkkk.,./.......
janny a cute
But I'm a gay, technically bi, furry into TDM.
You're 100% correct.
but will he get lewded?
No escape, you have to live with the shame
Where my Hangyodon bros at?
I wish the threads would come back, I hate that they existed, broke me then just fucking disappeared.
O Rly?
I can't leave the comic unfinished
what is he anyway. some weird rabbit dog thing?
ya rly
A mascot character of no discernable species
Considering the store description I assume there'll be endings where we can make him ours and have 'fun' with him, even if it won't be explicitly shown
Of course, I wanna see the endings where he makes us his too
Know which thread to see it? Searching her name on the archive doesn't help much and the orb general isn't up right now.
Male, heterosexual, work, own apartment, have friends, male and female. And I have Kuromi merchandise in my room, right now. I study and work while writting things on my Kuromi notebook using my Kuromi pen, and my Kuromi stickers. And there is nothing wrong with it.
No, I got all of them but her and Exodia Pompompurin. Not without lack of trying
Fuck you, I love jiraikei girls so much it's Unreal
たっぷり搾り取ってやるよ
he's referring to the summoner's magic powers, right?
then you'd better get started soon because it's coming out in chingchong nipnong only
can some post gameplay or at least a trailer?
Ruri is only for male chads
bouncing on my cock
Dope, thank you.
why is this plushie in the background of EVERY egirl on twitter with massive thighs? is it fucking witchcraft
KUROMIIIII SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J8NNY'S SEETHING
the blush as he loses his temper in indignation
the teasing and lewd poses
the smug condescending attitude
the disbelief at the realization
the triumphant but clueless self-satisfied smile as he mistakes the scene
the fluffy tufts
hits all the notes
find a way out
Yeah, otherwise I'm going to end up cumming on said merch.
At first I thought someone was throwing the plush at the camera like pic related.
Based
head is entire body
does kirby qualify for deformed mascot?
waddling head/orb
Kirby is literally the shape of a friend you fuck. No deformities here
shape of a friend
with benefits
videogame thread moved to the randumb board
huhhh
Jannies are fags
need to make more room for them 8 dragon age threads, concord shilling (despite the studio being dissolved), and MH Wilds slimefucking threads
stop it! i cannot get a hard-on just as i was about to go to bed!
Anon Babble degenerated into Anon Babble
typical
I hate the 2mb limit
it's ok, you are dumping porn for yourself now
the only thread I looked forward to Anon Babble... and it's gone
just make another one!