American cops sure are bad at finding missing people, aren't they?

American cops sure are bad at finding missing people, aren't they?

If the missing people were oil, they would find them no problem.

How's R*ddit?

It’s likely that at some point you will go missing too and they won’t bother finding you either.

I don't get it.....

we have a lot of rural cops and deputies that moonlight as wildcatters

If I was a crime I would become a police

They don't even try

How long have you been on the lam op?

what's that

"wildcatters" is American slang for the people who go out drilling for oil on their own or as part of small investment collectives.

In my experience most missing people are dead (accidental or murders) and their corpses haven't been recovered yet.

Maybe you don't find them because you're a btard whose phone has the wrong date & who thinks it's either the 20th or 24th month

Yeah my bad. I guess this is why we don't find anyone

What sort of threads is a ny cop looking for on b?

These kind of threads about conspiracies and crime. I made a couple of threads with the badge to attract the stories to me but it just came up with random bullshit. So I gotta wait for the threads to make my appearance. Which I fucked up by not updating the time zone on my burner phone

I have screenshots of a thread where some psycho in Florida described in unusual detail how he tortured & murdered a mother & daughter on his boat & dumped the bodies in oil drums. Is that something that would be of interest to a cop or is there so much bullshit online that things like that in places like this are mostly ignored?

No that's good. It's not so much about the event (we're usually the first to know) it's about the discourse surrounding it that interests me

What's the best way for me to bring it to someone's attention? I tried to keep him talking about it. Told him he should write a graphic novel about it, which might help if someone searched for the story in the archive

Oh you mean a guy was "confessing" to it on Anon Babble? Yeah that's probably bogus. Everything here is considered banter unless an image /detail only known to investigators is shared and confirmed to be known by the poster.

Real killers (the ones that don't do it for money or revenge) do it for attention. They're all narcissists deep down who kill because it's the ultimate form of imposing ones will on another (rapists are very similar). I guess you could always stroke a killer's ego but for a MOP without a badge I'd recommend to stay away. It's easier for them to kill you when they know the military industrial complex isn't gonna come after them as soon as you're missing.

american cops are only trained to be angry, raging bullies, revenue generators by writing copious amounts of traffic tickets, and shooting their guns at the first instant of a citizen not cowering in their presence. rtmak

I'm gonna go I'll probably join another thread like this nice week

I remember those posts. Absolutely chilling.

damn were they really that good?
Post the screen shots please, I wanna take a look before I leave

I'd call what he was doing bragging or further violating his victims by describing what they & he did. He seemed to be carefully avoiding identifying details. I'll see if I can find it

Did it line up with an IRL case?

I take a lot of screenshots. I'll look now, but post your badge/timestamp again if I dont find them in time tonight. He called himself Captain Jack if I remember right

I'm a leaf so wouldn't know. Everything about it seemed real. Described using the mother to control the daughter, how he picked up the drums while they were still on the boat, making holes so they'd sink, when he sold the boat & bought another. I'll look now

I can’t remember if I saved them.. it’d take ages to find them, it was a couple years ago. In a secrets thread. He posted and discussed several times. He may have even posted coordinates. I think I checked them, some river in FL.
The way it was written…did not seem like a larp at all. It was very…earnest and full of details.

I know I saved the thread. Got any time or thread details that'd help me find it?

I really don’t.
But I keep thinking “spring” for whatever that’s worth. And “May” as in the month.
Could be related to post could be thread. I don’t know.
Definitely a secrets thread. Post niece cock, but still joked about.
Maybe 2-2.5 years ago.
Best I got.
Good luck.

I’m loath to help law enforcement, but like I said, this was chilling and seemingly unnecessary and unprovoked, killing for killings sake… but absolutely read as “real” …then again, I have been known to be foolish.

I wouldve done something about it at the time but assumed itd be ignored. someone bump whike I look

I found it. It was called Secrets thread Mark II. Need to transfer files

Nice

" American cops sure are bad at finding missing people, aren't they? " ;

it's not just the American COPS that are useless at finding missing people
it's more accurate to conclude that almost all Americans are fucking useless at almost everything, while deluding themselves that:
just because they're big fat-headed, fat-fuck Americans they MUST be the best, of the best, of the best at EVERYTHING.

Like have you ever heard an American talking about themselves, or any other American, and classifying each other as "beginners", or "novices", at ANYTHING : no chance!

They all think they're all experts at everything,
while neigh on half of the American electorate are currently on the verge of voting the fucking useless traitorous insurrectionist, felonious rapist:

fucking Donald fucking Trump

the very best American candidate for the most important job in the whole fucking useless country.

vid related :

thousands of first-class expert cops, and Green Beret Professors, and Nobel Laureate Paratroopers,
fail to find the world-class outdoorsman / hunter / navigator / etc.:
6 year old Dennis Martin who disappeared on an easy part of some piddling little track (called the Appalachian Trail) in some sort of Park that apparently just happened to be a bit "Smoky"
(so nobody could see where they were going) over 60 years ago and they've still not found him:

youtube.com/watch?v=HMup3MOJMdU

Serves them right really,
they they should have just sent for

† Donald Trump †

in the first place and † He † would've found Dennis before he'd even disappeared
[ everybody knows that ]

Wow.

It's a larp.
Do you think logfag is actually eating all that shit too?

If you'd seen the things I've seen you'd know that not everything here is a larp. Actually the "cop" screwing up 2 dates in one post made him seem more authentically incompetent lol