Uno

Question

Uno

I hate this game so fucking much.

Be me

At college party

All either drunk or high

Everyone wants to play Uno

I've never played Uno

Tell them and they all just laugh

Most instruction I got was "It's fucking Uno"

They start without explaining anything

My turn

Everyone is talking and not paying attention

thefuckdoido.jpg

Throw down a random card and go to the bathroom hoping they'll just move on before I get back

Return to a room full of people laughing so hard they can't stand

People are crying and falling off of their chairs and off the sofa

"Anon what the fuck?" (same guy that said iT's fUcKiNg uNo) between tears from laughing so hard

Say that I should probably just not play

They beg me to keep playing but still no one tells me how to play

My turn again, not sure what to do and they're all watching me intently

Throw down a random card that just happens to be the same color as what it was supposed to be

They all cheer like I figured it out

Still no idea what I'm doing

My turn is coming up again

Act like I have an assignment due the next day and leave party early

Get home and google the rules

You just match the colors and numbers

Really? That's all they had to say?

It's fucking Uno

Fuck me.

You're gonna get so much reddit gold for this one. Thanks for posting.

It would have taken you 5 seconds to Google it on your phone while waiting for your turn. They were laughing because you're so retarded you couldn't figure out a game with 2 rules and that literal retards play in their special ed class.

it was honestly too good to not share. This really did happen several years ago, I was one of the drunks laughing and crying on the floor.

Yeah idk why the dude didn't do that lmao, he wasn't retarded, he was actually a good dude. Real quiet, kept to himself mostly, kind of an outsider but we always tried to include him in stuff. The second half of the story is total bs, I think someone did eventually explain it to him and he was one of the last people to leave the party. Great guy, hope he's doing well. Maybe he's teaching his kids how to play uno right now lmao.

Did you really need attention this bad? Go to counseling.

Yes, I needed attention from random online anonymous basement dwellers so instead of spending time with my wife I decided to share something I thought was funny with a bunch of people who I knew would call me retarded instead.

Spot on, bro. Spot on.

Thats pretty specific. Log out of reddit and go spend time with your "wife". Or instead of pretending you have a wife on Anon Babble, go call a therapist and make an appointment.

I play it online and the games can last for over 30 minutes!

as if I would use that cesspool of a platform lmao

If it makes you feel better to think that I made my wife up, that's fine, I don't mind. I'm not going to argue with you over whether or not I have a wife lmao

saying your childhood was shit without mentioning the shitty parts. also the others were utter retards for not even trying to explain

This is just sad dude. Please call someone. If there are some psych meds a doctor told you to take, you need to start taking them.

very solid insult, you're saying I'm mentally ill haha, very good. This will truly get you places in life!

I'm not insulting you, that was legitimate advice coming from legitimate concern. Please take care of yourself, do what the doctors told you to do.

I agree OP is a smug faggot who should do an hero but please leave me out of this

herb'd

OP.... It's not fooling anyone. Please get help.

I really am OP and like to suck cock and watching my "wife" being raped by nignogs

OP, this is just sad, please stop insulting yourself. I'm sure you have good personality traits.

This is now a Russian getting killed thread

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize. I will seek help for my tendency to share things online that I think are funny. I give you my word and I hope that it rests your concerns.

Look man, he's just concerned for us. For the record, I liked your reply. It's very accurate.

You heard it here, he's really OP. What a strange individual.

Sorry man, apparently I need counseling.

Oh, it's that same Ukrainian who posts all the seethe threads. Sorry the Russians destroyed your Jew money laundering center.

Faggot I'm not him, post some dead vatniks

fucking 2 mb file size

University attendees are the most boring cowards in the world.

Agreed.

he does it for FREE

You already said it, anon, you are me. We will bare this cross together. I'm a smug faggot who needs counseling and so are you. We're in this together now, bro.

true

3 days?

What?

2 more weeks

What are you talking about?

im doing therapy for a couple of years and i still like watching people die. makes me happy that I get to continue living. whats your damage?

I like sharing things with Anon Babble that I think are funny. Know a good therapist?

post some dead vatniggers and I'll get you a contact cunt

Ain't got none my man, guess I'll just suffer lmao

You should slaughter them all for mocking you

Nah, they're miserable enough as it is. I'm sure they're good people in real life. If I didn't want people mocking me I wouldn't have posted on Anon Babble lmao.

That is to say, I'm sure they wouldn't say half this shit to anyone in person. If they would that's on them. I'll play along because it's the nature of these things, but I don't have any beef with these guys.

no worries, but let me tell you, group therapy is much better than its image. consider it, also much easier to get a spot.
also I've responded to your thread because it was something different for once than porn. I guess you're kind of ok op. Cheers m80

Slaughter them anyway

when you went to the bathroom you could look up the rules of uno, and also, I don't judge the guy who said "It's fucking Uno", it's literally a game with only 2 rules, only mentally challenged people don't understand.

kek, yes

I have actually considered group therapy for alcohol before, obviously after this party. Luckily I was able to kick the habit without therapy but it also took me dropping out of college and later on I switched to gummies and stopped drinking altogether. I started watching loudermilk on netflix and was thinking like man, AA doesn't seem nearly as bad as it's usually made out to be. Just a bunch of people with a problem in common hanging out and talking about how much it sucks.

I mean, that's kindof what everyone was thinking. The guy was also a little out of it as well I think. I only drank but I know people were smoking weed in the back of the house too so he may have just not been thinking straight idk. I'm glad he wasn't though man, that shit was hilarious.

man, addiction can be a bitch but I'm glad to hear the you control that demon, at least for now. just know there is always another option, always. a rl community is a real gamechanger for mental health

Yeah now just to get off the vape. Swapped to vaping, which I have always loathed, from cigarettes and I feel better, but every time I try to quit I can't seem to kick it. Nicotine is some serious shit, man. might try group therapy next

but let's face the real issue:
have you ever played uno again?

Then why were you pretending like it wasn't you? Any update on how much karma you got from the greentext?

It wasn't me lol. We all laughed and joked about it because it was hilarious. Poor dude had really never played before, and everyone was thinking the same thing that he'd figure it out pretty quick but he was the third person to go and everyone was too busy visiting to pay attention to whether or not he had figured it out.

Also, I don't use reddit. Their moderation policies are trash. But someone has already uploaded it apparently and they're making pretty good karma I guess:
reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1g8weyc/anon_tries_a_new_game/

I wonder how you found that so fast u/greatfriendinme and curious how they posted it only 5 minutes after you made it. Almost like that's your reddit account.
Your memes are trash btw.

I reserve my time for people who can think. About science. And literature, and... architecture and art. You find me cruel, selfish and unfeeling? I am. I work without caring what happens to either of us. So go back to the cluuuub, bear it all, and stalk the kind of people that you enjoy.

yeah bro that's not me. I found it so fast because I googled it to see if anyone had posted it because you're like the third person to mention reddit in this thread. I'm sorry you don't like that guy's memes, but if he's still in this thread I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you shitting on him memes on my account. My guess is that he's the dude that instantly replied to the thread talking about reddit.

lmao what?

Man you are way too much into gay rape. I've never seen someone post so much about AHX and Joker rape as much as you. Is this how you cope with being raped as a child?

Lol, sure bro. I'm assuming this is still u/greatfriendinme's account you're talking about?

Yeah that's totally me. I'm into whatever crazy sick shit that guy is into 100%.

Never seen it. I never watch any film with a female lead who isn't Ellen Ripley or Sarah Connor or whoever else the Drinker said was cool.

Aardman is British. The books are British. The film is British. The title is the British one. Fuck you Uncle Scam!

Charlton Heston is only in the first two dumbass.

Hi, this is Anon Babblegreatfriendinme.
Moderation policies are trash. I agree 100%. Don't know why I put up with the fucking site honestly

your memes are trash btw

Thanks man, appreciate it
I actually fucking loved Megalopolis lol
No, someone else was talking about reddit. Happened upon the thread early and screencapped it.

I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you shitting on him memes on my account

Looks like you should fix your grammar but I honestly don't give a fuck lol
Just checked, that's literally only one post from me, what the fuck are you taking about?
Cool
These are comments in subs that are absolutely drowned in irony. I stand by the Aardman one but the rest are taking the piss. Don't take those as my actual opinions.

Hell, almost none of the shit I post on there is to be taken any more than about 30% seriously. Max.

I'll check back in periodically if anyone has any more questions but that should answer all of them so far. Or not, I don't care.

Why do you seek attention on the internet?

The online game has a 2 minute timer. Why lie?

I don't, I just post and comment whatever's funny.